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#1: My Idea For The "It'll Make Your Balls Explode What We've Done This Time!" Edition DVDs?

Posted on 2006-07-21 19:25:44 by Mac

Just listened to the very funny Kevin Smith/Scott Mosier commentary on the
"Deluxe Edition DVD" of trash classic ROAD HOUSE the other day, and it's
given me an idea.

Why don't we have afjb members do a co-commentary on the next lot of Bond
DVDs (what do you mean there isn't going to be another set, you little
fool!)?

I'd like to hear a Mike Feeney/Tom Zielinski commentary track on MOONRAKER.

Any more?
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#2: Re: My Idea For The "It'll Make Your Balls Explode What We've DoneThis Time!" Edition DVD

Posted on 2006-07-21 19:45:38 by Paul Clarke

Mac wrote:
> Just listened to the very funny Kevin Smith/Scott Mosier commentary on the
> "Deluxe Edition DVD" of trash classic ROAD HOUSE the other day, and it's
> given me an idea.
>
> Why don't we have afjb members do a co-commentary on the next lot of Bond
> DVDs (what do you mean there isn't going to be another set, you little
> fool!)?
>
> I'd like to hear a Mike Feeney/Tom Zielinski commentary track on MOONRAKER.
>
> Any more?

I think that's a fantastic idea. But if anyone made me listen to a
commentary track by WQ I think I'd only survive by gnawing one of my own
legs off.

(With apologies to Douglas Adams.)

--
==007===
“My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as
drinking Dom Perignon '53 above a temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit.
That's as bad as putting a secret agent in a gorilla suit.”

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#3: Re: My Idea For The "It'll Make Your Balls Explode What We've Done This Time!" Edition DV

Posted on 2006-07-21 20:38:41 by Mac

Paul Clarke wrote:
> Mac wrote:
>> Just listened to the very funny Kevin Smith/Scott Mosier commentary
>> on the "Deluxe Edition DVD" of trash classic ROAD HOUSE the other
>> day, and it's given me an idea.
>>
>> Why don't we have afjb members do a co-commentary on the next lot of
>> Bond DVDs (what do you mean there isn't going to be another set, you
>> little fool!)?
>>
>> I'd like to hear a Mike Feeney/Tom Zielinski commentary track on
>> MOONRAKER.
>>
>> Any more?
>
> I think that's a fantastic idea. But if anyone made me listen to a
> commentary track by WQ I think I'd only survive by gnawing one of my
> own legs off.

LOL

"Coming soon, the exclusive 13-disc edition of CASINO ROYALE...."
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#4: Re: My Idea For The "It'll Make Your Balls Explode What We've DoneThis Time!" Edition DVD

Posted on 2006-07-21 21:19:06 by Paul Clarke

Mac wrote:
> Paul Clarke wrote:
>
>>Mac wrote:
>>
>>>Just listened to the very funny Kevin Smith/Scott Mosier commentary
>>>on the "Deluxe Edition DVD" of trash classic ROAD HOUSE the other
>>>day, and it's given me an idea.
>>>
>>>Why don't we have afjb members do a co-commentary on the next lot of
>>>Bond DVDs (what do you mean there isn't going to be another set, you
>>>little fool!)?
>>>
>>>I'd like to hear a Mike Feeney/Tom Zielinski commentary track on
>>>MOONRAKER.
>>>
>>>Any more?
>>
>>I think that's a fantastic idea. But if anyone made me listen to a
>>commentary track by WQ I think I'd only survive by gnawing one of my
>>own legs off.
>
>
> LOL
>
> "Coming soon, the exclusive 13-disc edition of CASINO ROYALE...."

"With optional 'genital perspective' interactive feature. To jump to
WQ's text commentary at any time during the film, click on the waffle icon."

--
==007===
“My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as
drinking Dom Perignon '53 above a temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit.
That's as bad as putting a secret agent in a gorilla suit.”

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#5: Re: My Idea For The "It'll Make Your Balls Explode What We've Done This Time!" Edition DV

Posted on 2006-07-21 21:25:06 by Mac

Paul Clarke wrote:
> Mac wrote:
>> Paul Clarke wrote:
>>
>>> Mac wrote:
>>>
>>>> Just listened to the very funny Kevin Smith/Scott Mosier commentary
>>>> on the "Deluxe Edition DVD" of trash classic ROAD HOUSE the other
>>>> day, and it's given me an idea.
>>>>
>>>> Why don't we have afjb members do a co-commentary on the next lot
>>>> of Bond DVDs (what do you mean there isn't going to be another
>>>> set, you little fool!)?
>>>>
>>>> I'd like to hear a Mike Feeney/Tom Zielinski commentary track on
>>>> MOONRAKER.
>>>>
>>>> Any more?
>>>
>>> I think that's a fantastic idea. But if anyone made me listen to a
>>> commentary track by WQ I think I'd only survive by gnawing one of my
>>> own legs off.
>>
>>
>> LOL
>>
>> "Coming soon, the exclusive 13-disc edition of CASINO ROYALE...."
>
> "With optional 'genital perspective' interactive feature. To jump to
> WQ's text commentary at any time during the film, click on the waffle
> icon."

ROTFLMAO!
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#6: Re: My Idea For The "It'll Make Your Balls Explode What We've DoneThis Time!" Edition DVD

Posted on 2006-07-21 21:44:04 by Paul Clarke

But, to get serious again after such joviality, I think fan commentary
tracks are a wonderful idea, Mac. It would work especially well if
advocates and haters of particular films did the track, though perhaps
on separate tracks to avoid needless bickering. Dalton fan that I am, I
would love to do a commentary track for TLD or LTK.

My commentary track for MR, however, would unfortunately consist of one
long, slightly sad guffaw.

Mac wrote:
> Paul Clarke wrote:
>
>>Mac wrote:
>>
>>>Paul Clarke wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>Mac wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Just listened to the very funny Kevin Smith/Scott Mosier commentary
>>>>>on the "Deluxe Edition DVD" of trash classic ROAD HOUSE the other
>>>>>day, and it's given me an idea.
>>>>>
>>>>>Why don't we have afjb members do a co-commentary on the next lot
>>>>>of Bond DVDs (what do you mean there isn't going to be another
>>>>>set, you little fool!)?
>>>>>
>>>>>I'd like to hear a Mike Feeney/Tom Zielinski commentary track on
>>>>>MOONRAKER.
>>>>>
>>>>>Any more?
>>>>
>>>>I think that's a fantastic idea. But if anyone made me listen to a
>>>>commentary track by WQ I think I'd only survive by gnawing one of my
>>>>own legs off.
>>>
>>>
>>>LOL
>>>
>>>"Coming soon, the exclusive 13-disc edition of CASINO ROYALE...."
>>
>>"With optional 'genital perspective' interactive feature. To jump to
>>WQ's text commentary at any time during the film, click on the waffle
>>icon."
>
>
> ROTFLMAO!

--
==007===
“My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as
drinking Dom Perignon '53 above a temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit.
That's as bad as putting a secret agent in a gorilla suit.”

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#7: Re: My Idea For The "It'll Make Your Balls Explode What We've Done This Time!" Edition DV

Posted on 2006-07-22 00:56:14 by Blofelds Cat

&quot;Mac&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:see.mac&#64;SPAMLESSvirgin.net" target="_blank">see.mac&#64;SPAMLESSvirgin.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:<a href="mailto:4ich0tF36g9aU1&#64;individual.net..." target="_blank">4ich0tF36g9aU1&#64;individual.net...</a>
&gt; Just listened to the very funny Kevin Smith/Scott Mosier commentary on the
&gt; &quot;Deluxe Edition DVD&quot; of trash classic ROAD HOUSE the other day, and it's
&gt; given me an idea.
&gt;
&gt; Why don't we have afjb members do a co-commentary on the next lot of Bond
&gt; DVDs (what do you mean there isn't going to be another set, you little
&gt; fool!)?
&gt;
&gt; I'd like to hear a Mike Feeney/Tom Zielinski commentary track on
&gt; MOONRAKER.
&gt;
&gt; Any more?

Now there's a novel idea.

I'd be willing to re-author the existing DVD's with such commentary tracks
(as well as edit such a track).

(I wonder how much Lois Maxwell would charge for a commentary session. She
lives only a few suburbs away from me.)

cheers

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#8: Re: My Idea For The "It'll Make Your Balls Explode What We've Done This Time!" Edition DV

Posted on 2006-07-22 01:02:40 by Blofelds Cat

&quot;Paul Clarke&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:jim_caerleon&#64;hotmail.com" target="_blank">jim_caerleon&#64;hotmail.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:88awg.115518$<a href="mailto:A8.35582&#64;clgrps12..." target="_blank">A8.35582&#64;clgrps12...</a>
&gt; My commentary track for MR, however, would unfortunately consist of one
&gt; long, slightly sad guffaw.

I was thinking about doing a Moonraker commentary track with Lurch from the
TV version of, &quot;The Addams Family&quot;, which would consist of nothing but
groans in the appropriate places.

(hmmm, I feel a new clip for the &quot;Screening Room&quot; section of
www.ohmss-007.com coming on. Does anyone have dvd's of The Addams Family TV
series from where such groans can be taken?)

cheers.

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#9: Re: My Idea For The "It'll Make Your Balls Explode What We've Done This Time!" Edition DV

Posted on 2006-07-22 01:08:01 by Blofelds Cat

&gt; &quot;Paul Clarke&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:jim_caerleon&#64;hotmail.com" target="_blank">jim_caerleon&#64;hotmail.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt; news:88awg.115518$<a href="mailto:A8.35582&#64;clgrps12..." target="_blank">A8.35582&#64;clgrps12...</a>
&gt;&gt; My commentary track for MR, however, would unfortunately consist of one
&gt;&gt; long, slightly sad guffaw.

Whilst on a roll, I'd like to add a laugh track and some comic sound effects
to Moonraker.

Would take the textless titles from the UE DVD and rename it, &quot;Carry on
Mooning&quot;.

The possibilities are endless.

All idea's gratefully accepted....

Blofelds Cat

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#10: Re: My Idea For The "It'll Make Your Balls Explode What We've Done This Time!" Edition DV

Posted on 2006-07-22 01:40:28 by Mac

Blofelds Cat wrote:

&gt; &quot;Mac&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:see.mac&#64;SPAMLESSvirgin.net" target="_blank">see.mac&#64;SPAMLESSvirgin.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt; news:<a href="mailto:4ich0tF36g9aU1&#64;individual.net..." target="_blank">4ich0tF36g9aU1&#64;individual.net...</a>
&gt;&gt; Just listened to the very funny Kevin Smith/Scott Mosier commentary
&gt;&gt; on the &quot;Deluxe Edition DVD&quot; of trash classic ROAD HOUSE the other
&gt;&gt; day, and it's given me an idea.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Why don't we have afjb members do a co-commentary on the next lot of
&gt;&gt; Bond DVDs (what do you mean there isn't going to be another set, you
&gt;&gt; little fool!)?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; I'd like to hear a Mike Feeney/Tom Zielinski commentary track on
&gt;&gt; MOONRAKER.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Any more?
&gt;
&gt; Now there's a novel idea.
&gt;
&gt; I'd be willing to re-author the existing DVD's with such commentary
&gt; tracks (as well as edit such a track).
&gt;
&gt; (I wonder how much Lois Maxwell would charge for a commentary
&gt; session. She lives only a few suburbs away from me.)

JB Monopoly, Moneypenny Diaries and now this.


Where's my Tennessee lawyer...?

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#11: Re: My Idea For The "It'll Make Your Balls Explode What We've Done This Time!" Edition DV

Posted on 2006-07-22 02:39:10 by Tom Zielinski

&quot;Mac&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:see.mac&#64;SPAMLESSvirgin.net" target="_blank">see.mac&#64;SPAMLESSvirgin.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:<a href="mailto:4ich0tF36g9aU1&#64;individual.net..." target="_blank">4ich0tF36g9aU1&#64;individual.net...</a>
&gt; Just listened to the very funny Kevin Smith/Scott Mosier commentary on the
&gt; &quot;Deluxe Edition DVD&quot; of trash classic ROAD HOUSE the other day, and it's
&gt; given me an idea.


I've been a big fan of Smith since CHASING AMY. Saw CLERKS II today and
though I laughed a few times, I was disappointed.



&gt; Why don't we have afjb members do a co-commentary on the next lot of Bond
&gt; DVDs (what do you mean there isn't going to be another set, you little
&gt; fool!)?
&gt;
&gt; I'd like to hear a Mike Feeney/Tom Zielinski commentary track on
&gt; MOONRAKER.


That would be fun!



&gt; Any more?


Vince v. anybody on CASINO ROYALE.





Tom Zielinski
&quot;...Bond's eyes narrowed. He knew, at some point, he would have to slay this
particular dragon. He settled back in his chair, removing a Morlands' three
ring special from the gunmetal cigarette case. As he waited for the
delicious Balkan/Turkish blend to take effect on his lungs, he reflected
that THAT would be amazing...&quot;

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#12: Re: My Idea For The "It'll Make Your Balls Explode What We've Done This Time!" Edition DVD

Posted on 2006-07-22 05:18:48 by Mike Feeney

Mac wrote:
&gt; Just listened to the very funny Kevin Smith/Scott Mosier commentary on the
&gt; &quot;Deluxe Edition DVD&quot; of trash classic ROAD HOUSE the other day, and it's
&gt; given me an idea.
&gt;
&gt; Why don't we have afjb members do a co-commentary on the next lot of Bond
&gt; DVDs (what do you mean there isn't going to be another set, you little
&gt; fool!)?
&gt;
&gt; I'd like to hear a Mike Feeney/Tom Zielinski commentary track on MOONRAKER.
&gt;
&gt; Any more?
&gt; --
&gt; --Mac

Vince and Mac on LIVE AND LET DIE.

Mike
Vince will return as Roger Wong in TWO WONGS DON'T MAKE A RIGHT.

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#13: Re: My Idea For The "It'll Make Your Balls Explode What We've Done This Time!" Edition DV

Posted on 2006-07-22 10:13:44 by Tim Pollard

&quot;Mac&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:see.mac&#64;SPAMLESSvirgin.net" target="_blank">see.mac&#64;SPAMLESSvirgin.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:<a href="mailto:4ich0tF36g9aU1&#64;individual.net..." target="_blank">4ich0tF36g9aU1&#64;individual.net...</a>
&gt; Just listened to the very funny Kevin Smith/Scott Mosier commentary on the
&gt; &quot;Deluxe Edition DVD&quot; of trash classic ROAD HOUSE the other day, and it's
&gt; given me an idea.
&gt;
&gt; Why don't we have afjb members do a co-commentary on the next lot of Bond
&gt; DVDs (what do you mean there isn't going to be another set, you little
&gt; fool!)?
&gt;
&gt; I'd like to hear a Mike Feeney/Tom Zielinski commentary track on
&gt; MOONRAKER.
&gt;
&gt; Any more?



Mmm. Can I do DAD, please...? &lt;g&gt;

(Although if I have to use a profanity bleep it'll just sound like a
life-support machine after the patient has died...)


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Tim Pollard

www.timpollard.com

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#14: Re: My Idea For The "It'll Make Your Balls Explode What We've DoneThis Time!" Edition DVD

Posted on 2006-07-22 17:51:09 by Absorb

Mac wrote:
&gt; Just listened to the very funny Kevin Smith/Scott Mosier commentary on the
&gt; &quot;Deluxe Edition DVD&quot; of trash classic ROAD HOUSE the other day, and it's
&gt; given me an idea.
&gt;
&gt; Why don't we have afjb members do a co-commentary on the next lot of Bond
&gt; DVDs (what do you mean there isn't going to be another set, you little
&gt; fool!)?
&gt;
&gt; I'd like to hear a Mike Feeney/Tom Zielinski commentary track on MOONRAKER.
&gt;
&gt; Any more?

*gets out her Haterade*

&quot;In this scene, we see Sanchez show his operation to Bond, which is
similar to the enterprise explanation in &quot;Scarface&quot; except that this
totally sucks. The iguana actually does a great acting job here showing
his contempt for Sanchez's scheme. Unfortunately, the same cannot be
said for Lupe; one could insert a wooden board with &quot;Hot Girl&quot; written
on it and achieve the same effect.&quot;

Absorb
------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------------
&quot;Wayne Newton's Professor Joe Butcher is actually a chilling critique on
money perverting the sacredness of religion which works on multiple levels.&quot;

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#15: Re: My Idea For The "It'll Make Your Balls Explode What We've Done This Time!" Edition DVD

Posted on 2006-07-23 01:58:12 by Mike Feeney

Absorb wrote:
&gt;
&gt; *gets out her Haterade*
&gt;
&gt; &quot;In this scene, we see Sanchez show his operation to Bond, which is
&gt; similar to the enterprise explanation in &quot;Scarface&quot; except that this
&gt; totally sucks. The iguana actually does a great acting job here showing
&gt; his contempt for Sanchez's scheme. Unfortunately, the same cannot be
&gt; said for Lupe; one could insert a wooden board with &quot;Hot Girl&quot; written
&gt; on it and achieve the same effect.&quot;
&gt;

LOL!

&gt; Absorb
&gt; ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------------
&gt; &quot;Wayne Newton's Professor Joe Butcher is actually a chilling critique on
&gt; money perverting the sacredness of religion which works on multiple levels.&quot;

Flattery will get you everywhere, darling! ;)

Mike
Jack Wade: &quot;I know what you're going to say: I'm just a stupid
policeman. Right?&quot;
Dr. No: &quot;You're half right.&quot;

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#16: Re: My Idea For The "It'll Make Your Balls Explode What We've Done This Time!" Edition DVD

Posted on 2006-07-23 02:07:25 by Mike Feeney

Mac wrote:
&gt; Just listened to the very funny Kevin Smith/Scott Mosier commentary on the
&gt; &quot;Deluxe Edition DVD&quot; of trash classic ROAD HOUSE the other day, and it's
&gt; given me an idea.
&gt;
&gt; Why don't we have afjb members do a co-commentary on the next lot of Bond
&gt; DVDs (what do you mean there isn't going to be another set, you little
&gt; fool!)?
&gt;
&gt; I'd like to hear a Mike Feeney/Tom Zielinski commentary track on MOONRAKER.
&gt;
&gt; Any more?
&gt; --
&gt; --Mac

Great idea, Mac. As a slight variation on this theme, I think it'd be
fun to have one commentator be from afjb and the other a well-known
celebrity. Some fun ones:

FOR YOUR EYES ONLY: Tom Zielinski and Ozzy Ozbourne
YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE: Mac and Paris Hilton
DIE ANOTHER DAY: Tim Pollard and Mister T
LICENSE TO KILL: Paul Clarke and Dr. Phil
THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS: Phil Gerrard and David Hasselhorf
MOONRAKER: Mike Feeney and Jessica Alba

Mike
Jack Wade: &quot;I know what you're going to say: I'm just a stupid
policeman. Right?&quot;
Dr. No: &quot;You're half right.&quot;

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Posted on 2006-07-23 12:41:41 by Tim Pollard

&quot;Mike Feeney&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:stromberg77&#64;sbcglobal.net" target="_blank">stromberg77&#64;sbcglobal.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; Mac wrote:
&gt;&gt; Just listened to the very funny Kevin Smith/Scott Mosier commentary on
&gt;&gt; the
&gt;&gt; &quot;Deluxe Edition DVD&quot; of trash classic ROAD HOUSE the other day, and it's
&gt;&gt; given me an idea.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Why don't we have afjb members do a co-commentary on the next lot of Bond
&gt;&gt; DVDs (what do you mean there isn't going to be another set, you little
&gt;&gt; fool!)?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; I'd like to hear a Mike Feeney/Tom Zielinski commentary track on
&gt;&gt; MOONRAKER.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Any more?
&gt;&gt; --
&gt;&gt; --Mac
&gt;
&gt; Great idea, Mac. As a slight variation on this theme, I think it'd be
&gt; fun to have one commentator be from afjb and the other a well-known
&gt; celebrity. Some fun ones:
&gt;
&gt; FOR YOUR EYES ONLY: Tom Zielinski and Ozzy Ozbourne
&gt; YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE: Mac and Paris Hilton
&gt; DIE ANOTHER DAY: Tim Pollard and Mister T
&gt; LICENSE TO KILL: Paul Clarke and Dr. Phil
&gt; THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS: Phil Gerrard and David Hasselhorf
&gt; MOONRAKER: Mike Feeney and Jessica Alba


Heh! Mac and Paris Hilton, eh? Now that'd be a conversation worth hearing
(not sure about the subsequent grainy video though)! As for your MOONRAKER
suggestion, let's replace the celebrity with... oh, I dunno... Martha
Stewart, huh? :-)


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Tim Pollard

www.timpollard.com

A useful unit of measurement: the 'millihelen' is the amount of beauty
needed to launch one ship.

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#18: Re: My Idea For The "It'll Make Your Balls Explode What We've Done This Time!" Edition DVD

Posted on 2006-07-24 02:04:29 by phil.gerrard1

Mike wrote:

&gt; THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS: Phil Gerrard and David Hasselhorf

Worth the price of purchase for the exploding milkbottles discussion
alone.

&gt; MOONRAKER: Mike Feeney and Jessica Alba

I wonder how much actual commentary we'd hear on this one...

Best

Phil

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