#2: Re: FA: Rare Star Wars Chocolate
Posted on 2006-07-18 14:01:58 by Rabid Hoojib
Nod wrote:
> For sale to the true collector.
>
> <a href="http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Star-Wars-Episode-1-Rare-Cadburys-Chocolate-Bar_W0QQitemZ230006243652QQihZ013QQcategoryZ37890QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem" target="_blank"> http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Star-Wars-Episode-1-Rare-Cadburys-Choc olate-Bar_W0QQitemZ230006243652QQihZ013QQcategoryZ37890QQssP ageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem</a>
>
> Byee
>
> Nod
Tell ya' what, Nodnick - how's about you take that `rare' (snicker)
Star Wars chocolate, melt it down in a double-boiler until it's the
same temperature as molten lava, insert an unlubricated tin funnel (you
know - the ones with the sharp edges) up your ass, and then stand on
your head whilst your favorite butt-buddy pours the entire steaming
mess right up your lower gastro-intestinal tract...
To make it interesting, have Wagner's "song of the Valkyries" playing
in the background..
By the way - never EVER spam this newsgroup again!
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