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#1: OT: My pet porcupine

Posted on 2006-06-18 02:33:08 by nospamcm_anon76

My pet porcupine (Pickles) has decided to write a book.

Unfortunately her fingers are too small to hold a pencil.


I'm not sure how to break the news to her.


Any suggestions?



W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)

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#2: Re: My pet porcupine

Posted on 2006-06-18 03:03:06 by Count 1

&quot;Christopher M.&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:nospamcm_anon76&#64;hotmail.com" target="_blank">nospamcm_anon76&#64;hotmail.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; My pet porcupine (Pickles) has decided to write a book.
&gt;
&gt; Unfortunately her fingers are too small to hold a pencil.
&gt;
&gt;
&gt; I'm not sure how to break the news to her.
&gt;
&gt;
&gt; Any suggestions?


Get a dog.


Only cause they're excellent typists. Pickles could dictate to Fido and he
could type it out.

That - of course - leaves the obvious problem; What to name the typewriter?

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#3: Re: My pet porcupine

Posted on 2006-06-19 01:42:23 by ToolPackinMama

Count 1 wrote:
&gt; &quot;Christopher M.&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:nospamcm_anon76&#64;hotmail.com" target="_blank">nospamcm_anon76&#64;hotmail.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt;&gt;My pet porcupine (Pickles) has decided to write a book.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Unfortunately her fingers are too small to hold a pencil.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;I'm not sure how to break the news to her.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Any suggestions?
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;
&gt; Get a dog.

ROFL!

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#4: Re: My pet porcupine

Posted on 2006-06-19 03:08:08 by nospamcm_anon76

&quot;Count 1&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:omnipitus2002&#64;yahoo.com" target="_blank">omnipitus2002&#64;yahoo.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt;
&gt; Get a dog.
&gt;
&gt; Only cause they're excellent typists. Pickles could dictate to Fido and he
&gt; could type it out.

I know what you mean. I considered this possibility myself.

But one day I woke up and I realized that porcupines can't talk. But I read
in National Geographic that porcupines can learn sign language, and that
they also build damns.

I'll have to learn sign language myself first, of course, before I'm
qualified to teach it to quadrupeds.Unfortunately I'm taking some courses
right now. Maybe I could drop out for a while and see how this purcupine
book pans out.

Who knows. I could be the next Oprah!


W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)

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#5: Re: My pet porcupine

Posted on 2006-06-19 04:17:59 by ToolPackinMama

Christopher M. wrote:
&gt; &quot;Count 1&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:omnipitus2002&#64;yahoo.com" target="_blank">omnipitus2002&#64;yahoo.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt; news:eD1lg.56369$<a href="mailto:iF6.21029&#64;pd7tw2no..." target="_blank">iF6.21029&#64;pd7tw2no...</a>
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&gt;&gt;Get a dog.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Only cause they're excellent typists. Pickles could dictate to Fido and he
&gt;&gt;could type it out.
&gt;
&gt;
&gt; I know what you mean. I considered this possibility myself.
&gt;
&gt; But one day I woke up and I realized that porcupines can't talk. But I read
&gt; in National Geographic that porcupines can learn sign language, and that
&gt; they also build damns.

Excuse me: meaning no disrespect, but... it's BEAVERS that build dams.

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#6: Re: My pet porcupine

Posted on 2006-06-19 04:18:08 by Count 1

&quot;Christopher M.&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:nospamcm_anon76&#64;hotmail.com" target="_blank">nospamcm_anon76&#64;hotmail.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; &quot;Count 1&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:omnipitus2002&#64;yahoo.com" target="_blank">omnipitus2002&#64;yahoo.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Get a dog.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Only cause they're excellent typists. Pickles could dictate to Fido and
he
&gt; &gt; could type it out.
&gt;
&gt; I know what you mean. I considered this possibility myself.
&gt;
&gt; But one day I woke up and I realized that porcupines can't talk. But I
read
&gt; in National Geographic that porcupines can learn sign language, and that
&gt; they also build damns.
&gt;
&gt; I'll have to learn sign language myself first, of course, before I'm
&gt; qualified to teach it to quadrupeds.Unfortunately I'm taking some courses
&gt; right now. Maybe I could drop out for a while and see how this purcupine
&gt; book pans out.

Apes can learn sign language, and beavers build dams. Porcupines are the
ones that hop gracefully across the great Australian plains and carry their
young in gooey pouches on their gut.

Gawd - doncha know nuttin?

&gt; Who knows. I could be the next Oprah!

Yes - but do we really need another Oprah?

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#7: Re: My pet porcupine

Posted on 2006-06-20 03:01:03 by nospamcm_anon76

&quot;Count 1&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:omnipitus2002&#64;yahoo.com" target="_blank">omnipitus2002&#64;yahoo.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt;
&gt; Gawd - doncha know nuttin?

I know how to spell.


W. Pooh (AKA Winie P.)

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#8: Re: My pet porcupine

Posted on 2006-06-20 03:04:34 by nospamcm_anon76

&quot;ToolPackinMama&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:laura&#64;lauragoodwin.org" target="_blank">laura&#64;lauragoodwin.org</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt;
&gt; Excuse me: meaning no disrespect, but... it's BEAVERS that build dams.

Wait a second! It's coming to me know! I remember!!!

Beavers build damns, not porcupines!

Porcupines bury their eggs on the seashore!


W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)

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#9: Re: My pet porcupine

Posted on 2006-06-21 02:45:28 by Captain Kundalini

LAME Thread Alert.

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#10: Re: My pet porcupine

Posted on 2006-06-25 21:40:47 by Jeff DeWitt

Your just now realizing that? &lt;G&gt;

Tell the porcupine to use a computer, it should be able to hunt and peck
the keyboard with either it's nose or a pencil in it's mouth.

Jeff DeWitt (there are always ways!)

Captain Kundalini wrote:
&gt; LAME Thread Alert.
&gt;
&gt;

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#11: Re: My pet porcupine

Posted on 2006-07-03 08:10:06 by nospamcm_anon76

&quot;Jeff DeWitt&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:JeffDeWitt&#64;nc.rr.com" target="_blank">JeffDeWitt&#64;nc.rr.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; Your just now realizing that? &lt;G&gt;
&gt;
&gt; Tell the porcupine to use a computer, it should be able to hunt and peck
&gt; the keyboard with either it's nose or a pencil in it's mouth.

My God!

That is the answer!























HURRAH!


W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)

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#12: Re: My pet porcupine

Posted on 2006-07-07 04:28:48 by Jeff DeWitt

Glad I could help! &lt;G&gt;

Jeff DeWitt

Christopher M. wrote:
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&gt;
&gt;&gt;Your just now realizing that? &lt;G&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Tell the porcupine to use a computer, it should be able to hunt and peck
&gt;&gt;the keyboard with either it's nose or a pencil in it's mouth.
&gt;
&gt;
&gt; My God!
&gt;
&gt; That is the answer!
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&gt; HURRAH!
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&gt; W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)
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