| Why The Star Wars Chicken Crossed The Road [message #66499] |
Fr, 24 Juni 2005 10:09 |
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Yoda: Cross the road chicken to get?
To the other side to get.
Darth Vader: If the chicken is not with me, it is my enemy.
Darth Vader: The chicken crossed the road?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Padme and Luke Skywalker: There is still good in the chicken. I can
feel good in the chicken.
Obi-Wan: This is not the chicken you are looking for.
Obi-Wan: If you kill the chicken, it will become stronger than ever.
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| Re: Why The Star Wars Chicken Crossed The Road [message #66987 ] |
Fr, 24 Juni 2005 11:11 |
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On Fri, 24 Jun 2005 01:29:26 -0700, Tim Bruening wrote:
> Why did the chicken cross the road?
>
> Yoda: Cross the road chicken to get?
>
> To the other side to get.
>
> Darth Vader: If the chicken is not with me, it is my enemy.
>
> Darth Vader: The chicken crossed the road?
> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
>
> Padme and Luke Skywalker: There is still good in the chicken. I can
> feel good in the chicken.
>
> Obi-Wan: This is not the chicken you are looking for.
>
> Obi-Wan: If you kill the chicken, it will become stronger than ever.
Thats good, but must try harder. Much harder
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| Re: Why The Star Wars Chicken Crossed The Road [message #66990 ] |
Fr, 24 Juni 2005 11:48 |
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
news:42BBC466.AA6723FF [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> Why did the chicken cross the road?
Han: I don't have the chicken with me.
Tarkin: This day has seen the death of Obi-Wan and it will see the crossing
of the chicken.
Chicken 1: Stay on target.
Leia: You crossed the road in that thing? You are braver then I thought.
Anyone: I have a bad feeling about crossing the road.
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| Re: Why The Star Wars Chicken Crossed The Road [message #66995 ] |
Fr, 24 Juni 2005 12:30 |
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On Fri, 24 Jun 2005 01:29:26 -0700, Tim Bruening wrote:
> Why did the chicken cross the road?
>
> Yoda: Cross the road chicken to get?
>
> To the other side to get.
>
> Darth Vader: If the chicken is not with me, it is my enemy.
>
> Darth Vader: The chicken crossed the road?
> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
>
> Padme and Luke Skywalker: There is still good in the chicken. I can
> feel good in the chicken.
>
> Obi-Wan: This is not the chicken you are looking for.
>
> Obi-Wan: If you kill the chicken, it will become stronger than ever.
Threepio: Oh no! The chicken is doomed! It is made to suffer, it's her lot
in life...
Yoda: There is another chicken...
Anakin: They're holding her back, she's a better chicken than they are.
Jar Jar: Mesa tinkin yousa chickie gonna die!
Beru: You can't keep the chicken at the farm, she's too much like her
father!
Emperor: Strike the chicken down and take her place at my side!
Ackbar: Turn around, it's a trap!
Leia: I thought I recognised the chicken's foul stench.
Leia: Only the chicken would be so bold.
Leia: Help me chicken, you're my only hope...
Luke: I can't believe the chicken's gone...
Han: Not bad for a little featherball.
Han: Cause chickens don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they
lose.
Han: The chicken may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts.
Han: Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good chicken at
your side, kid.
Darth Vader: Don't underestimate the power of the chicken!
Darth Vader: I find your lack of faith in the chicken disturbing.
--
Arjan
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| Re: Why The Star Wars Chicken Crossed The Road [message #67004 ] |
Fr, 24 Juni 2005 14:01 |
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
news:42BBC466.AA6723FF [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it lost his will to live?
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| Re: Why The Star Wars Chicken Crossed The Road [message #67022 ] |
Fr, 24 Juni 2005 17:57 |
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"Stefan Immel" <stefan [at] starocotes.de> wrote in message
news:d9gsme$i0t$05$1 [at] news.t-online.com...
>
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
> news:42BBC466.AA6723FF [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Why did the chicken cross the road?
> Because it lost his will to live?
>
. . and the undertakers was on the other side!
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| Re: Why The Star Wars Chicken Crossed The Road [message #67047 ] |
Sa, 25 Juni 2005 03:17 |
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nemo wrote:
> "Stefan Immel" <stefan [at] starocotes.de> wrote in message
> news:d9gsme$i0t$05$1 [at] news.t-online.com...
> >
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
> > news:42BBC466.AA6723FF [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > Why did the chicken cross the road?
> > Because it lost his will to live?
> >
> . . and the undertakers was on the other side!
yes. I heard about that chicken. The story has a certain wring to it!
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| Re: Why The Star Wars Chicken Crossed The Road [message #67054 ] |
Fr, 24 Juni 2005 21:43 |
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Tim Bruening wrote:
>Why did the chicken cross the road?
>
>Yoda: Cross the road chicken to get?
>
>To the other side to get.
>
>Darth Vader: If the chicken is not with me, it is my enemy.
>
>Darth Vader: The chicken crossed the road?
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
>
>Padme and Luke Skywalker: There is still good in the chicken. I can
>feel good in the chicken.
>
>Obi-Wan: This is not the chicken you are looking for.
>
>Obi-Wan: If you kill the chicken, it will become stronger than ever.
>
Obi-Wan: I have failed the chicken......I have failed him!(For dramatic
effect, b/c technically a chicken is a her....lol)
Han Solo: Keep it up you big Feather ball!
Princess Leia: Help the chicken Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're it's only hope.
Darth Vader: That chicken is part of the rebel alliance and a traitor.
Search the ship..........I want it alive........but if not, I'll take
it braised in a delicate mushroom sauce.
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| Re: Why The Star Wars Chicken Crossed The Road [message #67055 ] |
Fr, 24 Juni 2005 21:46 |
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Emperor: That young chicken may have been hatched of Anakin
Skywalker............search your feelings, you know it to be true.
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| Re: Why The Star Wars Chicken Crossed The Road [message #67062 ] |
Sa, 25 Juni 2005 07:02 |
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Wahdidah wrote:
> Tim Bruening wrote:
>
> >Why did the chicken cross the road?
> >
> >Yoda: Cross the road chicken to get?
> >
> >To the other side to get.
> >
> >Darth Vader: If the chicken is not with me, it is my enemy.
> >
> >Darth Vader: The chicken crossed the road?
> >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
> >
> >Padme and Luke Skywalker: There is still good in the chicken. I can
> >feel good in the chicken.
> >
> >Obi-Wan: This is not the chicken you are looking for.
> >
> >Obi-Wan: If you kill the chicken, it will become stronger than ever.
> >
> Obi-Wan: I have failed the chicken......I have failed him!(For dramatic
> effect, b/c technically a chicken is a her....lol)
>
> Han Solo: Keep it up you big Feather ball!
>
> Princess Leia: Help the chicken Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're it's only hope.
>
> Darth Vader: That chicken is part of the rebel alliance and a traitor.
> Search the ship..........I want it alive........but if not, I'll take
> it braised in a delicate mushroom sauce.
How does Darth Vader eat?
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| Re: Why The Star Wars Chicken Crossed The Road [message #67063 ] |
Sa, 25 Juni 2005 07:16 |
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Stefan Immel wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
> news:42BBC466.AA6723FF [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Why did the chicken cross the road?
> Han: I don't have the chicken with me.
>
> Tarkin: This day has seen the death of Obi-Wan and it will see the crossing
> of the chicken.
>
> Chicken 1: Stay on target.
>
> Leia: You crossed the road in that thing? You are braver then I thought.
>
> Anyone: I have a bad feeling about crossing the road.
Obi-Wan in Attack Of The Clones: The chicken will be the death of me.
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| Re: Why The Star Wars Chicken Crossed The Road [message #67064 ] |
Sa, 25 Juni 2005 07:16 |
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Stefan Immel wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
> news:42BBC466.AA6723FF [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Why did the chicken cross the road?
> Because it lost his will to live?
But shouldn't the sight of her eggs hatching have restored her will to
live?
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| Re: Why The Star Wars Chicken Crossed The Road [message #67065 ] |
Sa, 25 Juni 2005 07:16 |
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Wahdidah wrote:
> Tim Bruening wrote:
>
> >Why did the chicken cross the road?
> >
> >Yoda: Cross the road chicken to get?
> >
> >To the other side to get.
> >
> >Darth Vader: If the chicken is not with me, it is my enemy.
> >
> >Darth Vader: The chicken crossed the road?
> >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
> >
> >Padme and Luke Skywalker: There is still good in the chicken. I can
> >feel good in the chicken.
> >
> >Obi-Wan: This is not the chicken you are looking for.
> >
> >Obi-Wan: If you kill the chicken, it will become stronger than ever.
> >
> Obi-Wan: I have failed the chicken......I have failed him!(For dramatic
> effect, b/c technically a chicken is a her....lol)
>
> Han Solo: Keep it up you big Feather ball!
>
> Princess Leia: Help the chicken Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're it's only hope.
>
> Darth Vader: That chicken is part of the rebel alliance and a traitor.
> Search the ship..........I want it alive........but if not, I'll take
> it braised in a delicate mushroom sauce.
Palpatine: Behead the ckicken with your lightsaber!
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| Re: Why The Star Wars Chicken Crossed The Road [message #67069 ] |
Sa, 25 Juni 2005 08:00 |
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Ken Maeda wrote:
> Tim Bruening wrote:
> > Why did the chicken cross the road?
>
> Obviously it was to get to the other side, but how he managed to
> completely avoid getting hit by any of the rebel/stormtrooper crossfire
> as he did it, I'll never figure out...
He used the Force!
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| Re: Why The Star Wars Chicken Crossed The Road [message #67075 ] |
Sa, 25 Juni 2005 09:10 |
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"Brodieman" <stephenduffield*delete* [at] hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1kqfr39xi0gou$.j9kn1a7ayep.dlg [at] 40tude.net...
> On Fri, 24 Jun 2005 01:29:26 -0700, Tim Bruening wrote:
>
> Thats good, but must try harder. Much harder
Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.
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| Re: Why The Star Wars Chicken Crossed The Road [message #67107 ] |
Sa, 25 Juni 2005 20:33 |
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nobody wrote:
> "Brodieman" <stephenduffield*delete* [at] hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:1kqfr39xi0gou$.j9kn1a7ayep.dlg [at] 40tude.net...
> > On Fri, 24 Jun 2005 01:29:26 -0700, Tim Bruening wrote:
>
> >
> > Thats good, but must try harder. Much harder
>
> Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.
then don't tell it to the head of our Country!
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| Re: Why The Star Wars Chicken Crossed The Road [message #67255 ] |
Mo, 27 Juni 2005 02:28 |
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"nobody" <i_totally_rock [at] hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:er7ve.6125$B_3.788 [at] fe05.lga...
>
> "Brodieman" <stephenduffield*delete* [at] hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:1kqfr39xi0gou$.j9kn1a7ayep.dlg [at] 40tude.net...
> > On Fri, 24 Jun 2005 01:29:26 -0700, Tim Bruening wrote:
>
> >
> > Thats good, but must try harder. Much harder
>
> Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.
>
No try shirts on a rainy day!
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| Re: Why The Star Wars Chicken Crossed The Road [message #67257 ] |
Mo, 27 Juni 2005 02:29 |
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"dobey the elfin extraordinaire" <ganeshdances [at] yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1119662276.827962.114560 [at] g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> nemo wrote:
> > "Stefan Immel" <stefan [at] starocotes.de> wrote in message
> > news:d9gsme$i0t$05$1 [at] news.t-online.com...
> > >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
> > > news:42BBC466.AA6723FF [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Why did the chicken cross the road?
> > > Because it lost his will to live?
> > >
> > . . and the undertakers was on the other side!
>
> yes. I heard about that chicken. The story has a certain wring to it!
>
Yup. It got it in the neck!
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| Re: Why The Star Wars Chicken Crossed The Road [message #67258 ] |
Mo, 27 Juni 2005 02:32 |
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"Wahdidah" <wahdidah [at] hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:42BC6302.2040608 [at] hotmail.com...
>
>
> Emperor: That young chicken may have been hatched of Anakin
> Skywalker............search your feelings, you know it to be true.
>
The names of these characters sound so utterly daft!
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| Re: Why The Star Wars Chicken Crossed The Road [message #67260 ] |
Mo, 27 Juni 2005 02:37 |
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"Wahdidah" <wahdidah [at] hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:42BC6302.2040608 [at] hotmail.com...
>
>
> Emperor: That young chicken may have been hatched of Anakin
> Skywalker............search your feelings, you know it to be true.
>
How about some more daft names . . .
Mannikin: A Jewish Star Wars character?
Miskin: A Star Wars character who's a terrible shot.
Gherkin: A Star Wars character who's always in a pickle!
Minikin: A small Star Wars character.
Rumpelstiltskin: A Star Wars character whose trousers are all creased and
baggy around his circus-type leg extensions.
Nemo
Not for nothing the Numbo One Punster!
For £3 - 18s - 11½d actually!
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| Re: Why The Star Wars Chicken Crossed The Road [message #67262 ] |
Mo, 27 Juni 2005 02:39 |
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:42BCE896.9F95A139 [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> Stefan Immel wrote:
>
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
> > news:42BBC466.AA6723FF [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > Why did the chicken cross the road?
> > Because it lost his will to live?
>
> But shouldn't the sight of her eggs hatching have restored her will to
> live?
>
Instruction by Popeye to his girlfriend: Wilt, Olive!
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| Re: Why The Star Wars Chicken Crossed The Road [message #67263 ] |
Mo, 27 Juni 2005 02:40 |
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"Wahdidah" <wahdidah [at] hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:42BC6249.2040300 [at] hotmail.com...
>
>
> Tim Bruening wrote:
>
> >Why did the chicken cross the road?
> >
> >Yoda: Cross the road chicken to get?
> >
> >To the other side to get.
> >
> >Darth Vader: If the chicken is not with me, it is my enemy.
> >
> >Darth Vader: The chicken crossed the road?
> >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
> >
> >Padme and Luke Skywalker: There is still good in the chicken. I can
> >feel good in the chicken.
> >
> >Obi-Wan: This is not the chicken you are looking for.
> >
> >Obi-Wan: If you kill the chicken, it will become stronger than ever.
> >
> Obi-Wan: I have failed the chicken......I have failed him!(For dramatic
> effect, b/c technically a chicken is a her....lol)
>
> Han Solo: Keep it up you big Feather ball!
>
> Princess Leia: Help the chicken Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're it's only hope.
>
> Darth Vader: That chicken is part of the rebel alliance and a traitor.
> Search the ship..........I want it alive........but if not, I'll take
> it braised in a delicate mushroom sauce.
>
Yes sir! We will go and harvest some delicate mushrooms immediately!
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| Re: Why The Star Wars Chicken Crossed The Road [message #67264 ] |
Mo, 27 Juni 2005 02:41 |
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:42BCE57D.B5767F29 [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> Wahdidah wrote:
>
> > Tim Bruening wrote:
> >
> > >Why did the chicken cross the road?
> > >
> > >Yoda: Cross the road chicken to get?
> > >
> > >To the other side to get.
> > >
> > >Darth Vader: If the chicken is not with me, it is my enemy.
> > >
> > >Darth Vader: The chicken crossed the road?
> > >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
> > >
> > >Padme and Luke Skywalker: There is still good in the chicken. I can
> > >feel good in the chicken.
> > >
> > >Obi-Wan: This is not the chicken you are looking for.
> > >
> > >Obi-Wan: If you kill the chicken, it will become stronger than ever.
> > >
> > Obi-Wan: I have failed the chicken......I have failed him!(For dramatic
> > effect, b/c technically a chicken is a her....lol)
> >
> > Han Solo: Keep it up you big Feather ball!
> >
> > Princess Leia: Help the chicken Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're it's only hope.
> >
> > Darth Vader: That chicken is part of the rebel alliance and a traitor.
> > Search the ship..........I want it alive........but if not, I'll take
> > it braised in a delicate mushroom sauce.
>
> How does Darth Vader eat?
>
Is his helmet a peramanent fixture then? He msu get damned fed up with thin
soup through a straw.
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| Re: Why The Star Wars Chicken Crossed The Road [message #67266 ] |
Mo, 27 Juni 2005 02:42 |
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:42BCE898.CF5CBB82 [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> Wahdidah wrote:
>
> > Tim Bruening wrote:
> >
> > >Why did the chicken cross the road?
> > >
> > >Yoda: Cross the road chicken to get?
> > >
> > >To the other side to get.
> > >
> > >Darth Vader: If the chicken is not with me, it is my enemy.
> > >
> > >Darth Vader: The chicken crossed the road?
> > >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
> > >
> > >Padme and Luke Skywalker: There is still good in the chicken. I can
> > >feel good in the chicken.
> > >
> > >Obi-Wan: This is not the chicken you are looking for.
> > >
> > >Obi-Wan: If you kill the chicken, it will become stronger than ever.
> > >
> > Obi-Wan: I have failed the chicken......I have failed him!(For dramatic
> > effect, b/c technically a chicken is a her....lol)
> >
> > Han Solo: Keep it up you big Feather ball!
> >
> > Princess Leia: Help the chicken Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're it's only hope.
> >
> > Darth Vader: That chicken is part of the rebel alliance and a traitor.
> > Search the ship..........I want it alive........but if not, I'll take
> > it braised in a delicate mushroom sauce.
>
> Palpatine: Behead the ckicken with your lightsaber!
>
Palpatinasions: Behind the ckickenk with Atrial Fibrillationks!
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| Re: Why The Star Wars Chicken Crossed The Road [message #67268 ] |
Mo, 27 Juni 2005 02:43 |
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:42BCF2F0.E1CD94B0 [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> Ken Maeda wrote:
>
> > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > Why did the chicken cross the road?
> >
> > Obviously it was to get to the other side, but how he managed to
> > completely avoid getting hit by any of the rebel/stormtrooper crossfire
> > as he did it, I'll never figure out...
>
> He used the Force!
>
On here, we use the farce!
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| Re: Why The Star Wars Chicken Crossed The Road [message #67285 ] |
Mo, 27 Juni 2005 04:47 |
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Tim Bruening wrote:
> Why did the chicken cross the road?
>
> Yoda: Cross the road chicken to get?
>
> To the other side to get.
>
> Darth Vader: If the chicken is not with me, it is my enemy.
>
> Darth Vader: The chicken crossed the road?
> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
>
> Padme and Luke Skywalker: There is still good in the chicken. I can
> feel good in the chicken.
>
> Obi-Wan: This is not the chicken you are looking for.
>
> Obi-Wan: If you kill the chicken, it will become stronger than ever.
This chicken is now the ultimate power in the universe...I suggest we
use it.
Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed, the
ability to destroy a chicken is insignificant next to the power of the
force.
Byron Creek
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| Re: Why The Star Wars Chicken Crossed The Road [message #67286 ] |
Mo, 27 Juni 2005 04:48 |
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Tim Bruening wrote:
> Why did the chicken cross the road?
>
> Yoda: Cross the road chicken to get?
>
> To the other side to get.
>
> Darth Vader: If the chicken is not with me, it is my enemy.
>
> Darth Vader: The chicken crossed the road?
> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
>
> Padme and Luke Skywalker: There is still good in the chicken. I can
> feel good in the chicken.
>
> Obi-Wan: This is not the chicken you are looking for.
>
> Obi-Wan: If you kill the chicken, it will become stronger than ever.
This chicken is now the ultimate power in the universe...I suggest we
use it.
Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed, the
ability to destroy a chicken is insignificant next to the power of the
force.
Byron Creek
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| Re: Why The Star Wars Chicken Crossed The Road [message #70025 ] |
Di, 28 Juni 2005 12:14 |
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"dobey the elfin extraordinaire" <ganeshdances [at] yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1119724432.126772.92740 [at] o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
>
> nobody wrote:
> > "Brodieman" <stephenduffield*delete* [at] hotmail.com> wrote in message
> > news:1kqfr39xi0gou$.j9kn1a7ayep.dlg [at] 40tude.net...
> > > On Fri, 24 Jun 2005 01:29:26 -0700, Tim Bruening wrote:
> >
> > >
> > > Thats good, but must try harder. Much harder
> >
> > Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.
>
> then don't tell it to the head of our Country!
>
If you're a Mason, there's a try square!
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| Re: Why The Star Wars Chicken Crossed The Road [message #70026 ] |
Di, 28 Juni 2005 12:16 |
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"Byron Creek" <byroncreek [at] hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1119840490.377447.102620 [at] o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
>
> Tim Bruening wrote:
> > Why did the chicken cross the road?
> >
> > Yoda: Cross the road chicken to get?
> >
> > To the other side to get.
> >
> > Darth Vader: If the chicken is not with me, it is my enemy.
> >
> > Darth Vader: The chicken crossed the road?
> > NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
> >
> > Padme and Luke Skywalker: There is still good in the chicken. I can
> > feel good in the chicken.
> >
> > Obi-Wan: This is not the chicken you are looking for.
> >
> > Obi-Wan: If you kill the chicken, it will become stronger than ever.
>
>
> This chicken is now the ultimate power in the universe...I suggest we
> use it.
>
> Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed, the
> ability to destroy a chicken is insignificant next to the power of the
> force.
>
..--. .. ... ... --- ..-. ..-. !
May the Morse be with you! - twice!
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| Re: Why The Star Wars Chicken Crossed The Road [message #70054 ] |
Di, 28 Juni 2005 20:10 |
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Those wrote:
> "nemo" <nemo [at] newtylust.nit> wrote in message news:Zr9we.35016$Vo6.18580 [at] fe3.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
> >
> > "Byron Creek" <byroncreek [at] hotmail.com> wrote in message
> > news:1119840490.377447.102620 [at] o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
> >>
> >> Tim Bruening wrote:
> >> > Why did the chicken cross the road?
> >> >
> >> > Yoda: Cross the road chicken to get?
> >> >
> >> > To the other side to get.
> >> >
> >> > Darth Vader: If the chicken is not with me, it is my enemy.
> >> >
> >> > Darth Vader: The chicken crossed the road?
> >> > NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
> >> >
> >> > Padme and Luke Skywalker: There is still good in the chicken. I can
> >> > feel good in the chicken.
> >> >
> >> > Obi-Wan: This is not the chicken you are looking for.
> >> >
> >> > Obi-Wan: If you kill the chicken, it will become stronger than ever.
> >>
> >>
> >> This chicken is now the ultimate power in the universe...I suggest we
> >> use it.
> >>
> >> Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed, the
> >> ability to destroy a chicken is insignificant next to the power of the
> >> force.
> >>
> > .--. .. ... ... --- ..-. ..-. !
> >
> > May the Morse be with you! - twice!
> >
>
> Darth Maul: The chicken wants to reveal itself to the other side of the road! Maybe "the other side" is a metaphor for "jedi".
Princess Leia and Luke Skywalker try to cross the road.
Who doesn't make it and why?
P
P
P
P
(Princess Leai is hit by a car and is Leiaing by the side of the road!!)
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| Re: Why The Star Wars Chicken Crossed The Road [message #70086 ] |
Mi, 29 Juni 2005 00:55 |
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"nemo" <nemo [at] newtylust.nit> wrote in message
news:J3Wue.23278$Vo6.1870 [at] fe3.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
>
> "Stefan Immel" <stefan [at] starocotes.de> wrote in message
> news:d9gsme$i0t$05$1 [at] news.t-online.com...
> >
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
> > news:42BBC466.AA6723FF [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > Why did the chicken cross the road?
> > Because it lost his will to live?
> >
>
In Mos Eisley Cantina....
BARMAN : "Hey... we dont serve their kind here"
LUKE : "HUH ?"
BARMAN : "Your Chickens"
LUKE...... <thinks>........ "Any chance of a prawn salad then ??"
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| Re: Why The Star Wars Chicken Crossed The Road [message #70088 ] |
Mi, 29 Juni 2005 01:06 |
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In article <jzkwe.75645$Vj3.63328 [at] fe2.news.blueyonder.co.uk>,
"Jedi Jonny" <spamremovehumej69 [at] hotmail.com> wrote:
> "nemo" <nemo [at] newtylust.nit> wrote in message
> news:J3Wue.23278$Vo6.1870 [at] fe3.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
> >
> > "Stefan Immel" <stefan [at] starocotes.de> wrote in message
> > news:d9gsme$i0t$05$1 [at] news.t-online.com...
> > >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
> > > news:42BBC466.AA6723FF [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Why did the chicken cross the road?
> > > Because it lost his will to live?
Light Chicken:
1 whole chicken, feathered, washed, and de-capitated.
1 functional light sabre.
insert light-sabre into chicken and hold for 30 seconds.
pass around and enjoy
wash down with some good 'ol Tatooine Tea.
GKD
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| Re: Why The Star Wars Chicken Crossed The Road [message #70115 ] |
Mi, 29 Juni 2005 07:03 |
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>>Padme and Luke Skywalker: There is still good in the chicken. I can
>>feel good in the chicken. It tastes good too...
>>
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| Re: Why The Star Wars Chicken Crossed The Road [message #70127 ] |
Mi, 29 Juni 2005 09:15 |
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Kung Fu Master Qui Chang Dobey wrote:
> Those wrote:
> > "nemo" <nemo [at] newtylust.nit> wrote in message news:Zr9we.35016$Vo6.18580 [at] fe3.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
> > >
> > > "Byron Creek" <byroncreek [at] hotmail.com> wrote in message
> > > news:1119840490.377447.102620 [at] o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
> > >>
> > >> Tim Bruening wrote:
> > >> > Why did the chicken cross the road?
> > >> >
> > >> > Yoda: Cross the road chicken to get?
> > >> >
> > >> > To the other side to get.
> > >> >
> > >> > Darth Vader: If the chicken is not with me, it is my enemy.
> > >> >
> > >> > Darth Vader: The chicken crossed the road?
> > >> > NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
> > >> >
> > >> > Padme and Luke Skywalker: There is still good in the chicken. I can
> > >> > feel good in the chicken.
> > >> >
> > >> > Obi-Wan: This is not the chicken you are looking for.
> > >> >
> > >> > Obi-Wan: If you kill the chicken, it will become stronger than ever.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> This chicken is now the ultimate power in the universe...I suggest we
> > >> use it.
> > >>
> > >> Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed, the
> > >> ability to destroy a chicken is insignificant next to the power of the
> > >> force.
> > >>
> > > .--. .. ... ... --- ..-. ..-. !
> > >
> > > May the Morse be with you! - twice!
> > >
> >
> > Darth Maul: The chicken wants to reveal itself to the other side of the road! Maybe "the other side" is a metaphor for "jedi".
>
> Princess Leia and Luke Skywalker try to cross the road.
>
> Who doesn't make it and why?
>
> P
> P
> P
> P
>
> (Princess Leai is hit by a car and is Leiaing by the side of the road!!)
Are you thinking of Princess Di?
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| Re: Why The Star Wars Chicken Crossed The Road [message #70128 ] |
Mi, 29 Juni 2005 09:22 |
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Tim Bruening wrote:
>>
>>(Princess Leai is hit by a car and is Leiaing by the side of the road!!)
>
>
> Are you thinking of Princess Di?
>
princess di? she sure did!
-scratch
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| Re: Why The Star Wars Chicken Crossed The Road [message #70509 ] |
Mi, 29 Juni 2005 11:43 |
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scratch <scratch [at] the-pentagon.com> wrote in news:P_rwe.90325$yV4.40680
[at] okepread03:
>> Are you thinking of Princess Di?
>>
>
> princess di? she sure did!
Ouch.. it hasn't been 20 years yet!
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| Re: Why The Star Wars Chicken Crossed The Road [message #70518 ] |
Mi, 29 Juni 2005 14:52 |
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"Those" <those [at] gmx.at> wrote in message
news:1119956469.462563 [at] news.aic.at...
>
> "nemo" <nemo [at] newtylust.nit> wrote in message
news:Zr9we.35016$Vo6.18580 [at] fe3.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
> >
> > "Byron Creek" <byroncreek [at] hotmail.com> wrote in message
> > news:1119840490.377447.102620 [at] o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
> >>
> >> Tim Bruening wrote:
> >> > Why did the chicken cross the road?
> >> >
> >> > Yoda: Cross the road chicken to get?
> >> >
> >> > To the other side to get.
> >> >
> >> > Darth Vader: If the chicken is not with me, it is my enemy.
> >> >
> >> > Darth Vader: The chicken crossed the road?
> >> > NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
> >> >
> >> > Padme and Luke Skywalker: There is still good in the chicken. I can
> >> > feel good in the chicken.
> >> >
> >> > Obi-Wan: This is not the chicken you are looking for.
> >> >
> >> > Obi-Wan: If you kill the chicken, it will become stronger than ever.
> >>
> >>
> >> This chicken is now the ultimate power in the universe...I suggest we
> >> use it.
> >>
> >> Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed, the
> >> ability to destroy a chicken is insignificant next to the power of the
> >> force.
> >>
> > .--. .. ... ... --- ..-. ..-. !
> >
> > May the Morse be with you! - twice!
> >
>
> Darth Maul: The chicken wants to reveal itself to the other side of the
road! Maybe "the other side" is a metaphor for "jedi".
I thought it was where Mrs. Vader did the shopping.
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| Re: Why The Star Wars Chicken Crossed The Road [message #70519 ] |
Mi, 29 Juni 2005 14:53 |
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"Kung Fu Master Qui Chang Dobey" <ganeshdances [at] yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1119982257.817973.3020 [at] g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>
>
> Those wrote:
> > "nemo" <nemo [at] newtylust.nit> wrote in message
news:Zr9we.35016$Vo6.18580 [at] fe3.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
> > >
> > > "Byron Creek" <byroncreek [at] hotmail.com> wrote in message
> > > news:1119840490.377447.102620 [at] o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
> > >>
> > >> Tim Bruening wrote:
> > >> > Why did the chicken cross the road?
> > >> >
> > >> > Yoda: Cross the road chicken to get?
> > >> >
> > >> > To the other side to get.
> > >> >
> > >> > Darth Vader: If the chicken is not with me, it is my enemy.
> > >> >
> > >> > Darth Vader: The chicken crossed the road?
> > >> > NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
> > >> >
> > >> > Padme and Luke Skywalker: There is still good in the chicken. I
can
> > >> > feel good in the chicken.
> > >> >
> > >> > Obi-Wan: This is not the chicken you are looking for.
> > >> >
> > >> > Obi-Wan: If you kill the chicken, it will become stronger than
ever.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> This chicken is now the ultimate power in the universe...I suggest we
> > >> use it.
> > >>
> > >> Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed,
the
> > >> ability to destroy a chicken is insignificant next to the power of
the
> > >> force.
> > >>
> > > .--. .. ... ... --- ..-. ..-. !
> > >
> > > May the Morse be with you! - twice!
> > >
> >
> > Darth Maul: The chicken wants to reveal itself to the other side of the
road! Maybe "the other side" is a metaphor for "jedi".
>
> Princess Leia and Luke Skywalker try to cross the road.
>
> Who doesn't make it and why?
>
> P
> P
> P
> P
>
> (Princess Leai is hit by a car and is Leiaing by the side of the road!!)
>
Somebody call a Leiaison Officer!
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| Re: Why The Star Wars Chicken Crossed The Road [message #70520 ] |
Mi, 29 Juni 2005 14:54 |
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"Jedi Jonny" <spamremovehumej69 [at] hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:jzkwe.75645$Vj3.63328 [at] fe2.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
>
> "nemo" <nemo [at] newtylust.nit> wrote in message
> news:J3Wue.23278$Vo6.1870 [at] fe3.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
> >
> > "Stefan Immel" <stefan [at] starocotes.de> wrote in message
> > news:d9gsme$i0t$05$1 [at] news.t-online.com...
> > >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
> > > news:42BBC466.AA6723FF [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Why did the chicken cross the road?
> > > Because it lost his will to live?
> > >
> >
>
>
> In Mos Eisley Cantina....
>
> BARMAN : "Hey... we dont serve their kind here"
> LUKE : "HUH ?"
> BARMAN : "Your Chickens"
> LUKE...... <thinks>........ "Any chance of a prawn salad then ??"
>
>
He was only prawn salad, but he grew up to rescue royaltea!
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| Re: Why The Star Wars Chicken Crossed The Road [message #70521 ] |
Mi, 29 Juni 2005 14:55 |
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"RUSiriusA" <gdeppe [at] eastlink.ca> wrote in message
news:gdeppe-913BF4.20084528062005 [at] news.telus.net...
> In article <jzkwe.75645$Vj3.63328 [at] fe2.news.blueyonder.co.uk>,
> "Jedi Jonny" <spamremovehumej69 [at] hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > "nemo" <nemo [at] newtylust.nit> wrote in message
> > news:J3Wue.23278$Vo6.1870 [at] fe3.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
> > >
> > > "Stefan Immel" <stefan [at] starocotes.de> wrote in message
> > > news:d9gsme$i0t$05$1 [at] news.t-online.com...
> > > >
> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
> > > > news:42BBC466.AA6723FF [at] pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > Why did the chicken cross the road?
> > > > Because it lost his will to live?
>
> Light Chicken:
>
> 1 whole chicken, feathered, washed, and de-capitated.
> 1 functional light sabre.
>
> insert light-sabre into chicken and hold for 30 seconds.
>
> pass around and enjoy
>
> wash down with some good 'ol Tatooine Tea.
>
Edward Woodward would - but he wasn't in it!
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