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Science Fiction » alt.fan.douglas-adams » Happy bithday stuff, Screwtape
| Happy bithday stuff, Screwtape [message #54566] |
Fr, 03 Juni 2005 13:10 |
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Ahoy
I miss Nikitta to jump out of a cake, so I'll just hand a birthday
cake to Screwtape! No Nikitta in, sorry (unless she sneaked in).
Hoopy birthday, to the Screwtape frood!
/Rasmus
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He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
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| Re: Happy bithday stuff, Screwtape [message #54573 ] |
Fr, 03 Juni 2005 18:48 |
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On Fri, 03 Jun 2005 13:10:16 +0200, spam05 [at] zz9.dk (Rasmus Bøg Hansen)
wrote:
>Ahoy
>
>I miss Nikitta to jump out of a cake, so I'll just hand a birthday
>cake to Screwtape! No Nikitta in, sorry (unless she sneaked in).
>
>Hoopy birthday, to the Screwtape frood!
Hoopy hoopy... Huzzah !!!
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Amro
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| Re: Happy bithday stuff, Screwtape [message #54575 ] |
Fr, 03 Juni 2005 20:02 |
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| Re: Happy bithday stuff, Screwtape [message #54578 ] |
Fr, 03 Juni 2005 21:15 |
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Kenny Hutchings <mhfk51 [at] dsl.pipex.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:
> Yes, Happy Birthday Tim. If you are actually back and not just
> pretending for the cameras.
Cameras? There are cameras?
*looks nervously around*
Brrr... Oh, I'll get used to it. _They_ are everywhere...
/Rasmus
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-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ---------------------------------------
A surplus means there'll be money left over.
Otherwise, it wouldn't be called a surplus.
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| Re: Happy bithday stuff, Screwtape [message #54581 ] |
Fr, 03 Juni 2005 21:24 |
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| Re: Happy bithday stuff, Screwtape [message #54586 ] |
Fr, 03 Juni 2005 21:40 |
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On Fri, 03 Jun 2005 13:10:16 +0200, spam05 [at] zz9.dk (Rasmus Bøg Hansen)
wrote:
>Hoopy birthday, to the Screwtape frood!
Yes: Many Happy Returns Mr Screwtape Sir.
Lloyd
--
"In fact, everything between 'herring' and 'marmalade'
appears to be missing" -- Svlad Cjelli
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| Re: Happy bithday stuff, Screwtape [message #54589 ] |
Fr, 03 Juni 2005 21:47 |
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Kenny Hutchings <mhfk51 [at] dsl.pipex.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:
> In article <87vf4vntej.fsf [at] grignard.amagerkollegiet.dk>, spam05 [at] zz9.dk
> says...
>> Kenny Hutchings <mhfk51 [at] dsl.pipex.com> hit the keyboard.
>> Afterwards the following was on the screen:
>>
>> > Yes, Happy Birthday Tim. If you are actually back and not just
>> > pretending for the cameras.
>>
>> Cameras? There are cameras?
>>
>> *looks nervously around*
>>
>> Brrr... Oh, I'll get used to it. _They_ are everywhere...
>>
>
> FOR YOUR SAFETY AND SECURITY, AFDA NOW HAS CCTV CAMERAS
In Denmark there must be signs when cameras are in a publicly
accessible area, so I'll just make a sign out of it:
O
/ \
/ \
/ \
/ \
/ \
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| FOR YOUR SAFETY AND SECURITY |
| AFDA NOW HAS CCTV CAMERAS |
--------------------------------
OWW! I should not mess with hammers. Now my thumb hurt...
/Rasmus
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-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ---------------------------------------
When is it time to reinstall an operation system?
- When booted, the computer prints "Starting Windows..."
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| Re: Happy bithday stuff, Screwtape [message #54590 ] |
Fr, 03 Juni 2005 21:48 |
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Reason not withstanding the universe continued unabated and Rasmus Bøg
Hansen spoke forth:
>Ahoy
>
>I miss Nikitta to jump out of a cake, so I'll just hand a birthday
>cake to Screwtape! No Nikitta in, sorry (unless she sneaked in).
>
>Hoopy birthday, to the Screwtape frood!
>
Indeed!
Many hoopy ones, you crazy upside down person.
--
D.
"The Sphynx of the Caverns is the deadliest of all.
It possesses the head of a snake,
the body of a snake
and the feet of a snake."
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| Re: Happy bithday stuff, Screwtape [message #54591 ] |
Fr, 03 Juni 2005 21:46 |
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Kenny Hutchings <mhfk51 [at] dsl.pipex.com> wrote in
news:MPG.1d0abeac7daa9b509896bb [at] nntp.dsl.pipex.com:
> In article <87vf4vntej.fsf [at] grignard.amagerkollegiet.dk>, spam05 [at] zz9.dk
> says...
>> Kenny Hutchings <mhfk51 [at] dsl.pipex.com> hit the keyboard.
>> Afterwards the following was on the screen:
>>
>> > Yes, Happy Birthday Tim. If you are actually back and not just
>> > pretending for the cameras.
>>
>> Cameras? There are cameras?
>>
>> *looks nervously around*
>>
>> Brrr... Oh, I'll get used to it. _They_ are everywhere...
>>
>
> FOR YOUR SAFETY AND SECURITY, AFDA NOW HAS CCTV CAMERAS
ITYM "FOR SAFETY AND SECURITY..."
How am I meant to do the "Whose, yours or mine?" joke now?
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iain
afda [at] imb.clara.net http://www.zootle.net/afda/
"how can you say that iain is a furyy fpevcg?!" - kristen
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| Re: Happy bithday stuff, Screwtape [message #54592 ] |
Fr, 03 Juni 2005 21:49 |
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On Fri, 3 Jun 2005 20:24:01 +0100, Kenny Hutchings
<mhfk51 [at] dsl.pipex.com> wrote:
>In article <87vf4vntej.fsf [at] grignard.amagerkollegiet.dk>, spam05 [at] zz9.dk
>says...
>> Kenny Hutchings <mhfk51 [at] dsl.pipex.com> hit the keyboard.
>> Afterwards the following was on the screen:
>>
>> > Yes, Happy Birthday Tim. If you are actually back and not just
>> > pretending for the cameras.
>>
>> Cameras? There are cameras?
>>
>> *looks nervously around*
>>
>> Brrr... Oh, I'll get used to it. _They_ are everywhere...
>
>FOR YOUR SAFETY AND SECURITY, AFDA NOW HAS CCTV CAMERAS
It's all because of the terrists. And crime. And that.
Or something.
Lloyd
--
"In fact, everything between 'herring' and 'marmalade'
appears to be missing" -- Svlad Cjelli
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| Re: Happy bithday stuff, Screwtape [message #54594 ] |
Fr, 03 Juni 2005 22:06 |
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iain <afda [at] imb.clara.net> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:
>> FOR YOUR SAFETY AND SECURITY, AFDA NOW HAS CCTV CAMERAS
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> ITYM "FOR SAFETY AND SECURITY..."
>
> How am I meant to do the "Whose, yours or mine?" joke now?
You can do the joke on the camera instead of the security?
/Rasmus
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-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ---------------------------------------
It's a shame, but nowadays, I don't think you'll find anyone who doesn't
know about 42 - even if that's *all* they know.
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| Re: Happy bithday stuff, Screwtape [message #54595 ] |
Fr, 03 Juni 2005 22:42 |
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| Re: Happy bithday stuff, Screwtape [message #54596 ] |
Fr, 03 Juni 2005 22:47 |
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Kenny Hutchings <mhfk51 [at] dsl.pipex.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:
> In article <87d5r3nrxs.fsf [at] grignard.amagerkollegiet.dk>, spam05 [at] zz9.dk
> says...
>> > FOR YOUR SAFETY AND SECURITY, AFDA NOW HAS CCTV CAMERAS
>>
>> In Denmark there must be signs when cameras are in a publicly
>> accessible area, so I'll just make a sign out of it:
>>
>> O
>> / \
>> / \
>> / \
>> / \
>> / \
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>> | FOR YOUR SAFETY AND SECURITY |
>> | AFDA NOW HAS CCTV CAMERAS |
>> --------------------------------
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> Good, good. Put that on the wall. That should make the spammers think
> twice..
You mean I missed the wall? Then why do my fingers hurt after
operating a hammer...?
/Rasmus
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Is it safe?
Yes, it is perfectly safe - it is us, that are in trouble!
- Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams
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| Re: Happy bithday stuff, Screwtape [message #54597 ] |
Fr, 03 Juni 2005 23:44 |
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Just wanted to add my happy wishes here from Google Groups - couldn't
leave you without a happy birthday wish could I?
I'll be back to read the rest of the froup tomorrow.
Best
K=E5re
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| Re: Happy bithday stuff, Screwtape [message #54601 ] |
Sa, 04 Juni 2005 02:18 |
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Lloyd Gilbert wrote:
> It's all because of the terrists. And crime. And that.
I'm guessing 'terrists' are people who own terriers?
Screwtape,
....a confirmed cat person.
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| Re: Happy bithday stuff, Screwtape [message #54605 ] |
Sa, 04 Juni 2005 07:59 |
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Kenny Hutchings wrote:
> In article <87vf4vntej.fsf [at] grignard.amagerkollegiet.dk>, spam05 [at] zz9.dk
> says...
>
>>Kenny Hutchings <mhfk51 [at] dsl.pipex.com> hit the keyboard.
>>Afterwards the following was on the screen:
>>
>>
>>>Yes, Happy Birthday Tim. If you are actually back and not just
>>>pretending for the cameras.
>>
>>Cameras? There are cameras?
>>
>>*looks nervously around*
>>
>>Brrr... Oh, I'll get used to it. _They_ are everywhere...
>>
>
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> FOR YOUR SAFETY AND SECURITY, AFDA NOW HAS CCTV CAMERAS
>
Fortunately (or not?) nobody caught the revolutionaries that
took down Kåre's statue...
Hoopy Birthday Screwtape, By the way!
--
Tian
5/27: Critical Mass in San Francisco. Had a great time.
I came up with this sound bite: "If the U.S. Senate thinks
the 'nuclear option' is a rule change on talking overtime,
then for me the 'nuclear option' is *CRITICAL*MASS*(TM)!"
http://tian.greens.org
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| Re: Happy bithday stuff, Screwtape [message #54606 ] |
Sa, 04 Juni 2005 08:02 |
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Lloyd Gilbert wrote:
> On Fri, 3 Jun 2005 20:24:01 +0100, Kenny Hutchings
> <mhfk51 [at] dsl.pipex.com> wrote:
>
>
>>In article <87vf4vntej.fsf [at] grignard.amagerkollegiet.dk>, spam05 [at] zz9.dk
>>says...
>>
>>>Kenny Hutchings <mhfk51 [at] dsl.pipex.com> hit the keyboard.
>>>Afterwards the following was on the screen:
>>>
>>>
>>>>Yes, Happy Birthday Tim. If you are actually back and not just
>>>>pretending for the cameras.
>>>
>>>Cameras? There are cameras?
>>>
>>>*looks nervously around*
>>>
>>>Brrr... Oh, I'll get used to it. _They_ are everywhere...
>>
>>FOR YOUR SAFETY AND SECURITY, AFDA NOW HAS CCTV CAMERAS
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> It's all because of the terrists. And crime. And that.
>
> Or something.
>
The real reason is that the spys got stock in the camera
company, and they wanted it to go up.
--
Tian
5/27: Critical Mass in San Francisco. Had a great time.
I came up with this sound bite: "If the U.S. Senate thinks
the 'nuclear option' is a rule change on talking overtime,
then for me the 'nuclear option' is *CRITICAL*MASS*(TM)!"
http://tian.greens.org
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| Re: Happy bithday stuff, Screwtape [message #54611 ] |
Sa, 04 Juni 2005 11:00 |
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On Sat, 04 Jun 2005 10:18:44 +1000, Tim Allen <screwtape [at] froup.com>
wrote:
>Lloyd Gilbert wrote:
>> It's all because of the terrists. And crime. And that.
>
>I'm guessing 'terrists' are people who own terriers?
Terrists[1] might own terriers, f'shure. Maybe they even take their
terriers out when they're committing terrism, who knows. Tricksy
buggers are terrists.
>Screwtape,
>...a confirmed cat person.
Lloyd
.... not a cat person.
[1] Actually this is a BBC thing - seems to me that just about
everyone on BBC radio who attempts to say the words "terrorist" or
"terrorism" find the vast swathe of syllables required too much effort
and so shorten them to "terrist", "terrism", etc. I used to get really
annoyed by it (having to listen to 4 hours of BBC radio on my daily
commute), but my new car doesn't actually pick up radio signals so I'm
a much less annoyed person these days.
--
"In fact, everything between 'herring' and 'marmalade'
appears to be missing" -- Svlad Cjelli
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| Re: Happy bithday stuff, Screwtape [message #54613 ] |
Sa, 04 Juni 2005 11:40 |
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Reason not withstanding the universe continued unabated and Lloyd
Gilbert spoke forth:
>On Sat, 04 Jun 2005 10:18:44 +1000, Tim Allen <screwtape [at] froup.com>
>wrote:
>
>[1] Actually this is a BBC thing - seems to me that just about
>everyone on BBC radio who attempts to say the words "terrorist" or
>"terrorism" find the vast swathe of syllables required too much effort
>and so shorten them to "terrist", "terrism", etc.
I think this is a legacy of various Northern Ireland correspondants
who picked up the local Belfast pronunciaition of "IRA Terrorists" as
"Ayeray terrist"
> I used to get really
>annoyed by it (having to listen to 4 hours of BBC radio on my daily
>commute), but my new car doesn't actually pick up radio signals so I'm
>a much less annoyed person these days.
Well, that is serendipity for you hich happens to be one of my
favourite words. I heard it is a raidio play when I was very you,
asked my mum what it meant, she didn't know, so I looked it up and
then contrived to use it at very possible oportunity.
--
D.
"The Sphynx of the Caverns is the deadliest of all.
It possesses the head of a snake,
the body of a snake
and the feet of a snake."
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| Re: Happy bithday stuff, Screwtape [message #54615 ] |
Sa, 04 Juni 2005 14:25 |
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Gusty wrote:
> I think this is a legacy of various Northern Ireland correspondants
> who picked up the local Belfast pronunciaition of "IRA Terrorists" as
> "Ayeray terrist"
You've got to admit, an 'eye-ray terrorist' sounds pretty scary.
Screwtape,
....whose goat has a frickin' laser-beam on her head.
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| Re: Happy bithday stuff, Screwtape [message #54621 ] |
Sa, 04 Juni 2005 16:11 |
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On 04/06/2005 13:25, five wild Event Maelstroms swirled in vicious storms of
unreason and Tim Allen spewed up:
> Gusty wrote:
>
>> I think this is a legacy of various Northern Ireland correspondants
>> who picked up the local Belfast pronunciaition of "IRA Terrorists" as
>> "Ayeray terrist"
>
> You've got to admit, an 'eye-ray terrorist' sounds pretty scary.
>
> Screwtape,
> ....whose goat has a frickin' laser-beam on her head.
Hell yeah!
--
John Coxon
"First things first - but not necessarily in that order." - Doctor Who.
Email: john[dot]coxon[at]gmail[dot]com
Website: http://alphacentauri.8k.com
Missing footnotes: http://www.nut.house.cx/cgi-bin/nemowiki.pl?ISFN
ZZ9 - the official HHGG appreciation society: http://www.zz9.org/
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| Re: Happy bithday stuff, Screwtape [message #54623 ] |
Sa, 04 Juni 2005 16:30 |
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On 03/06/2005 12:10, five wild Event Maelstroms swirled in vicious storms of
unreason and Rasmus Bøg Hansen spewed up:
> Ahoy
>
> I miss Nikitta to jump out of a cake, so I'll just hand a birthday
> cake to Screwtape! No Nikitta in, sorry (unless she sneaked in).
>
> Hoopy birthday, to the Screwtape frood!
Happy birthday Screwtape!
--
John Coxon
"First things first - but not necessarily in that order." - Doctor Who.
Email: john[dot]coxon[at]gmail[dot]com
Website: http://alphacentauri.8k.com
Missing footnotes: http://www.nut.house.cx/cgi-bin/nemowiki.pl?ISFN
ZZ9 - the official HHGG appreciation society: http://www.zz9.org/
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| Re: Happy bithday stuff, Screwtape [message #54630 ] |
Sa, 04 Juni 2005 19:31 |
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Tim Allen wrote:
> Gusty wrote:
>
>> I think this is a legacy of various Northern Ireland correspondants
>> who picked up the local Belfast pronunciaition of "IRA Terrorists" as
>> "Ayeray terrist"
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>
> You've got to admit, an 'eye-ray terrorist' sounds pretty scary.
>
In the backgroud Kenny Loggins sings that song with the line
"I bet you wish you could cut me down with those angry eyes"
in it.
--
Tian
5/27: Critical Mass in San Francisco. Had a great time.
I came up with this sound bite: "If the U.S. Senate thinks
the 'nuclear option' is a rule change on talking overtime,
then for me the 'nuclear option' is *CRITICAL*MASS*(TM)!"
http://tian.greens.org
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| Re: Happy bithday stuff, Screwtape [message #54637 ] |
So, 05 Juni 2005 09:51 |
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On Sat, 4 Jun 2005 09:40:37 +0000 (UTC), Gusty
<gustywinds [at] btopenworld.com> wrote:
>Reason not withstanding the universe continued unabated and Lloyd
>Gilbert spoke forth:
>
>>On Sat, 04 Jun 2005 10:18:44 +1000, Tim Allen <screwtape [at] froup.com>
>>wrote:
>>
>>[1] Actually this is a BBC thing - seems to me that just about
>>everyone on BBC radio who attempts to say the words "terrorist" or
>>"terrorism" find the vast swathe of syllables required too much effort
>>and so shorten them to "terrist", "terrism", etc.
>
>I think this is a legacy of various Northern Ireland correspondants
>who picked up the local Belfast pronunciaition of "IRA Terrorists" as
>"Ayeray terrist"
Heh!
>> I used to get really
>>annoyed by it (having to listen to 4 hours of BBC radio on my daily
>>commute), but my new car doesn't actually pick up radio signals so I'm
>>a much less annoyed person these days.
>
>Well, that is serendipity for you hich happens to be one of my
>favourite words. I heard it is a raidio play when I was very you,
>asked my mum what it meant, she didn't know, so I looked it up and
>then contrived to use it at very possible oportunity.
Serendipity is a marvellous word indeed.
Lloyd
--
"In fact, everything between 'herring' and 'marmalade'
appears to be missing" -- Svlad Cjelli
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| Re: Happy bithday stuff, Screwtape [message #54648 ] |
So, 05 Juni 2005 14:01 |
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen wrote:
> Hoopy birthday, to the Screwtape frood!
Indeed. Happy birthday, Tim. Everytime your birthday
shows up, I am reminded that in a few months, I too
shall be older. :-)
Sid
--
s i d at n e r t e dot n e t
http://www.nerte.net
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| Re: Happy bithday stuff, Screwtape [message #54653 ] |
So, 05 Juni 2005 17:43 |
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Slartibartfast <DontBeFuelish [at] aol.com54456263> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:
>> FOR YOUR SAFETY AND SECURITY, AFDA NOW HAS CCTV CAMERAS
>>
> Fortunately (or not?) nobody caught the revolutionaries that
> took down Kåre's statue...
There might be still photos instead.
Also, didn't John admit he did it?
/Rasmus
--
-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ---------------------------------------
"Microsoft spel chekar worgs grate!"
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| Re: Happy bithday stuff, Screwtape [message #54660 ] |
So, 05 Juni 2005 19:25 |
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen wrote:
> Slartibartfast <DontBeFuelish [at] aol.com54456263> hit the keyboard.
> Afterwards the following was on the screen:
>
>>>FOR YOUR SAFETY AND SECURITY, AFDA NOW HAS CCTV CAMERAS
>>
>>Fortunately (or not?) nobody caught the revolutionaries that
>>took down Kåre's statue...
>
> There might be still photos instead.
>
> Also, didn't John admit he did it?
Well, I still haven't seen anything I accept as proof. I decalred myself
dictator, and since that apparently doesn't give me any power, who's to
tell me that I don't have that non-existing power anymore without proof,
eh? If nothing else works, I'll just build a statue of myself!
Bloody stupid dictatoship, this. I even have to build my own statues!
*grumble*
Best
Kåre
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| Re: Happy bithday stuff, Screwtape [message #54663 ] |
So, 05 Juni 2005 19:45 |
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On 05/06/2005 18:25, five wild Event Maelstroms swirled in vicious storms of
unreason and Kaare Fiedler Christiansen spewed up:
> Bloody stupid dictatoship, this. I even have to build my own statues!
> *grumble*
Dictatoships, ah, they're not worth the effort.
--
John Coxon
"IRTA 'Virgins suck even more'." - MEow (afdaniain)
Email: john[dot]coxon[at]gmail[dot]com
Website: http://alphacentauri.8k.com
Missing footnotes: http://www.nut.house.cx/cgi-bin/nemowiki.pl?ISFN
ZZ9 - the official HHGG appreciation society: http://www.zz9.org/
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| Re: Happy bithday stuff, Screwtape [message #54664 ] |
So, 05 Juni 2005 20:00 |
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John Coxon wrote:
> On 05/06/2005 18:25, five wild Event Maelstroms swirled in vicious
> storms of unreason and Kaare Fiedler Christiansen spewed up:
>
>> Bloody stupid dictatoship, this. I even have to build my own statues!
>> *grumble*
>
> Dictatoships, ah, they're not worth the effort.
Probably should have gotten myself a proper one, not this cheap used one
I found on eBay, which even has an 'r' missing.
I guess that's what you get for going around decalring all the time...
*more grumbling*
Best
Kåre
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| Re: Happy bithday stuff, Screwtape [message #54669 ] |
So, 05 Juni 2005 22:34 |
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Kaare Fiedler Christiansen <news [at] kaarefc.dk> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:
> Rasmus Bøg Hansen wrote:
>> Slartibartfast <DontBeFuelish [at] aol.com54456263> hit the keyboard.
>> Afterwards the following was on the screen:
>>
>>>>FOR YOUR SAFETY AND SECURITY, AFDA NOW HAS CCTV CAMERAS
>>>
>>>Fortunately (or not?) nobody caught the revolutionaries that
>>>took down Kåre's statue...
>> There might be still photos instead.
>> Also, didn't John admit he did it?
>
> Well, I still haven't seen anything I accept as proof. I decalred
> myself dictator, and since that apparently doesn't give me any power,
> who's to tell me that I don't have that non-existing power anymore
> without proof, eh? If nothing else works, I'll just build a statue of
> myself!
Oh, I thought we had accepted that you were overthrown and looked for
the guilty - which John IIRC said he was (I at least remember him
typing "*revolts*").
On the other hand I now seem to rember that it was only an overthrown
statue - which showed out not to be the right statue.
I think the point is that John *claims* to have overthrown you but no
*proof* exists...
> Bloody stupid dictatoship, this. I even have to build my own statues!
> *grumble*
Didn't Tian build your statue?
/Rasmus
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-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ---------------------------------------
He has his own opinions
- just like the others.
- Burnin' Red Ivanhoe
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| Re: Happy bithday stuff, Screwtape [message #54671 ] |
So, 05 Juni 2005 23:21 |
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen wrote:
> Kaare Fiedler Christiansen <news [at] kaarefc.dk> hit the keyboard.
> Afterwards the following was on the screen:
<snip>
>>Bloody stupid dictatoship, this. I even have to build my own statues!
>>*grumble*
>
> Didn't Tian build your statue?
Well, yes, but I can't have my statue positioned beside someone who
keeps pushing it over just because he wants to type on his keyboard, can I?
Best
Kåre
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| Re: Happy bithday stuff, Screwtape [message #54672 ] |
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| Re: Happy bithday stuff, Screwtape [message #54685 ] |
Mo, 06 Juni 2005 10:08 |
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Kaare Fiedler Christiansen <news [at] kaarefc.dk> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:
> Rasmus Bøg Hansen wrote:
>> Kaare Fiedler Christiansen <news [at] kaarefc.dk> hit the keyboard.
>> Afterwards the following was on the screen:
>
> <snip>
>
>>>Bloody stupid dictatoship, this. I even have to build my own statues!
>>>*grumble*
>> Didn't Tian build your statue?
>
> Well, yes, but I can't have my statue positioned beside someone who
> keeps pushing it over just because he wants to type on his keyboard,
> can I?
AH, I did not think of it that way. Somehow it seems inappropriate,
yes. Someone ought to build a new one in a better place.
/me looks around
/Rasmus
--
-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ---------------------------------------
The day Microsoft makes something that does not suck,
is probably the day they start making vacuum cleaners.
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| Re: Happy bithday stuff, Screwtape [message #56330 ] |
Mo, 06 Juni 2005 19:04 |
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen wrote:
> Kaare Fiedler Christiansen <news [at] kaarefc.dk> hit the keyboard.
> Afterwards the following was on the screen:
>
>
>>Rasmus Bøg Hansen wrote:
>>
>>>Kaare Fiedler Christiansen <news [at] kaarefc.dk> hit the keyboard.
>>>Afterwards the following was on the screen:
>>
>><snip>
>>
>>>>Bloody stupid dictatoship, this. I even have to build my own statues!
>>>>*grumble*
>>>
>>>Didn't Tian build your statue?
>>
>>Well, yes, but I can't have my statue positioned beside someone who
>>keeps pushing it over just because he wants to type on his keyboard,
>>can I?
>
>
> AH, I did not think of it that way. Somehow it seems inappropriate,
> yes. Someone ought to build a new one in a better place.
>
> /me looks around
You could build one in your kitchen and chain it to the window so noone
steals it...
Best
Kåre
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| Re: Happy bithday stuff, Screwtape [message #56335 ] |
Mo, 06 Juni 2005 20:00 |
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Kaare Fiedler Christiansen <news [at] kaarefc.dk> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:
> Rasmus Bøg Hansen wrote:
>> Kaare Fiedler Christiansen <news [at] kaarefc.dk> hit the keyboard.
>> Afterwards the following was on the screen:
>>
>>>Rasmus Bøg Hansen wrote:
>>>
>>>>Kaare Fiedler Christiansen <news [at] kaarefc.dk> hit the keyboard.
>>>>Afterwards the following was on the screen:
>>>
>>><snip>
>>>
>>>>>Bloody stupid dictatoship, this. I even have to build my own statues!
>>>>>*grumble*
>>>>
>>>>Didn't Tian build your statue?
>>>
>>>Well, yes, but I can't have my statue positioned beside someone who
>>>keeps pushing it over just because he wants to type on his keyboard,
>>>can I?
>> AH, I did not think of it that way. Somehow it seems inappropriate,
>> yes. Someone ought to build a new one in a better place.
>> /me looks around
>
> You could build one in your kitchen and chain it to the window so
> noone steals it...
However, I'd have to move it when I cook. I think I could put it on my
scanner. Nothing that ends on my scanner leaves my scanner. At least
my giant pile of paper has been there for ages.
Just to answer the question beforehand - I haven't scanned anything
for a while.
Also I could put it on my LP player. There is a similar chain I could
use to tie it to another window.
Also my lego is put in the attic or something in my parents' house, so
I'll have to find something else to build it from...
/Rasmus
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-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ---------------------------------------
Expect the unexpected.
- HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams
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| Re: Happy bithday stuff, Screwtape [message #56337 ] |
Mo, 06 Juni 2005 20:27 |
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Kaare Fiedler Christiansen wrote:
> Rasmus Bøg Hansen wrote:
>
>> Kaare Fiedler Christiansen <news [at] kaarefc.dk> hit the keyboard.
>> Afterwards the following was on the screen:
>>
>>
>>> Rasmus Bøg Hansen wrote:
>>>
>>>> Kaare Fiedler Christiansen <news [at] kaarefc.dk> hit the keyboard.
>>>> Afterwards the following was on the screen:
>>>
>>>
>>> <snip>
>>>
>>>>> Bloody stupid dictatoship, this. I even have to build my own statues!
>>>>> *grumble*
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Didn't Tian build your statue?
>>>
>>>
>>> Well, yes, but I can't have my statue positioned beside someone who
>>> keeps pushing it over just because he wants to type on his keyboard,
>>> can I?
>>
>>
>>
>> AH, I did not think of it that way. Somehow it seems inappropriate,
>> yes. Someone ought to build a new one in a better place.
>>
>> /me looks around
>
>
> You could build one in your kitchen and chain it to the window so noone
> steals it...
>
Careful Kåre, you don't want to get too addicted to having
statues of yourself out there...
--
Tian
6/4: I spent the day working the crowd at the World
Environment Day event up in San Francisco. Not only
did they have environmental groups of all kinds
doing their best to put on a good event, but they also
had every newspaper putting a good face on it, and
politicians from all over the world celebrating it..
http://tian.greens.org
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| Re: Happy bithday stuff, Screwtape [message #56338 ] |
Mo, 06 Juni 2005 20:47 |
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Slartibartfast wrote:
> Kaare Fiedler Christiansen wrote:
>
>> Rasmus Bøg Hansen wrote:
>>
>>> Kaare Fiedler Christiansen <news [at] kaarefc.dk> hit the keyboard.
>>> Afterwards the following was on the screen:
>>>
>>>
>>>> Rasmus Bøg Hansen wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Kaare Fiedler Christiansen <news [at] kaarefc.dk> hit the keyboard.
>>>>> Afterwards the following was on the screen:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> <snip>
>>>>
>>>>>> Bloody stupid dictatoship, this. I even have to build my own statues!
>>>>>> *grumble*
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Didn't Tian build your statue?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Well, yes, but I can't have my statue positioned beside someone who
>>>> keeps pushing it over just because he wants to type on his keyboard,
>>>> can I?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> AH, I did not think of it that way. Somehow it seems inappropriate,
>>> yes. Someone ought to build a new one in a better place.
>>>
>>> /me looks around
>>
>>
>>
>> You could build one in your kitchen and chain it to the window so
>> noone steals it...
>>
> Careful Kåre, you don't want to get too addicted to having
> statues of yourself out there...
Why not! I don't have to be an evil dictator, I can go back any time I
like! Uhm... did I say evil? Ah... Well, I can say evil if I want, I am
your dictator after all!!! YOU WILL ALL HAVE TO DO AS I SAY, I AM YOUR
DICTATOR! AND WHEN I SAY I CAN GO BACK ANY TIME I WANT IT'S TRUE!!! I
DECALRE THAT IT'S TRUE! I CAN GO BACK!!!!!!! ANY!!! TIME!!! I!!!
WANT!!!!!!!!!
Your dictator
Kåre
...who can stop this when ever he wants. It has been decalred.
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| Re: Happy bithday stuff, Screwtape [message #56353 ] |
Di, 07 Juni 2005 17:27 |
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Kaare Fiedler Christiansen <news [at] kaarefc.dk> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:
>>> You could build one in your kitchen and chain it to the window so
>>> noone steals it...
>>>
>> Careful Kåre, you don't want to get too addicted to having
>> statues of yourself out there...
>
> Why not! I don't have to be an evil dictator, I can go back any time I
> like! Uhm... did I say evil? Ah... Well, I can say evil if I want, I
> am your dictator after all!!! YOU WILL ALL HAVE TO DO AS I SAY, I AM
> YOUR DICTATOR! AND WHEN I SAY I CAN GO BACK ANY TIME I WANT IT'S
> TRUE!!! I DECALRE THAT IT'S TRUE! I CAN GO BACK!!!!!!! ANY!!! TIME!!!
> I!!! WANT!!!!!!!!!
Than again, what is evil. Some emotionally laden word just covering
over some emotional values. Hard to measure, so a decalration is
probably better.
/Rasmus
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-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ---------------------------------------
May the smurf be with you... Always.
-- Obi-Smurf Kenobi
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