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Science Fiction » alt.fan.douglas-adams » I'm off the dole again
I'm off the dole again [message #51864] Mi, 01 Juni 2005 17:45
Fat Sam  
At last, I've gotten me a job....

As of Monday, I'll be working the call-centre for Norwich Union
Direct....If you've seen the 'quote me happy' insurance adverts, that's
the job I'll be doing....Quoting people happy....

There really is light at the end of the tunnel....

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Re: I'm off the dole again [message #51869 ] Mi, 01 Juni 2005 18:36
Dave Adalian  
"Fat Sam" <janetandsam [at] beeteeinternet.co.uk> wrote in message
news:d7kl6m$mb5$1 [at] nwrdmz01.dmz.ncs.ea.ibs-infra.bt.com...
> At last, I've gotten me a job....
>
> As of Monday, I'll be working the call-centre for Norwich Union
> Direct....If you've seen the 'quote me happy' insurance adverts, that's
> the job I'll be doing....Quoting people happy....
>
> There really is light at the end of the tunnel....
>

And it's not a train coming the other way... Congratulations.


Chiggy.
Re: I'm off the dole again [message #51871 ] Mi, 01 Juni 2005 18:48
Notifier Deamon  
Post removed (X-No-Archive: yes)
Re: I'm off the dole again [message #51876 ] Mi, 01 Juni 2005 19:33
Fat Sam  
Kenny Hutchings wrote:
> In article <d7kl6m$mb5$1 [at] nwrdmz01.dmz.ncs.ea.ibs-infra.bt.com>,
> janetandsam [at] beeteeinternet.co.uk says...
>
>>At last, I've gotten me a job....
>>
>>As of Monday, I'll be working the call-centre for Norwich Union
>>Direct....If you've seen the 'quote me happy' insurance adverts, that's
>>the job I'll be doing....Quoting people happy....
>>
>>There really is light at the end of the tunnel....
>>
>>
>
>
> Didn't iain work there? I'm pretty sure he did. Probably still does, for
> all I know.

Really?....It's a small world isn't it?....LOL....


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Re: I'm off the dole again [message #51878 ] Mi, 01 Juni 2005 19:47
Kaare Fiedler Christi  
Fat Sam wrote:
> At last, I've gotten me a job....
>
> As of Monday, I'll be working the call-centre for Norwich Union
> Direct....If you've seen the 'quote me happy' insurance adverts, that's
> the job I'll be doing....Quoting people happy....

Congratulations!

It always made me happy on the froup when you quoted my postings, so I
think you should be ideal for your job :-)

> There really is light at the end of the tunnel....

I remember that line was the test line for the speech module on MacOS 9
- someth ing like:

"The lights I see at the end of the tunnel, are the headlights of a fast
approaching train" - when you set a deep and very slow male voice it
sounded almost like singing in a very depressing voice.

In you case, it seems we can dispose of the train part though :-)

Best
Kåre
Re: I'm off the dole again [message #51897 ] Mi, 01 Juni 2005 21:40
Steve Marshall  
"Fat Sam" <janetandsam [at] beeteeinternet.co.uk> wrote

> At last, I've gotten me a job....

Good stuff!
>
> As of Monday, I'll be working the call-centre for Norwich Union
> Direct....If you've seen the 'quote me happy' insurance adverts, that's
> the job I'll be doing....Quoting people happy....

Make sure you book the telephone sanitiser regularly !!!

Steve M
Re: I'm off the dole again [message #51904 ] Mi, 01 Juni 2005 22:10
spam05  
Fat Sam <janetandsam [at] beeteeinternet.co.uk> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

> At last, I've gotten me a job....

Congratulations!

> As of Monday, I'll be working the call-centre for Norwich Union

Now, there will be no calling to the London clock from strange places!

> There really is light at the end of the tunnel....

Yes, the lights are still on. Now, you did pay the electricity bill,
didn't you?

/Rasmus

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Re: I'm off the dole again [message #53135 ] Do, 02 Juni 2005 21:22
afda  
On Wed, 1 Jun 2005 15:45:26 +0000 (UTC), Fat Sam
<janetandsam [at] beeteeinternet.co.uk> wrote:

>At last, I've gotten me a job....

Well done, Sir!

Lloyd
--
"In fact, everything between 'herring' and 'marmalade'
appears to be missing" -- Svlad Cjelli
Re: I'm off the dole again [message #67371 ] So, 26 Juni 2005 14:22
malte  
Kaare Fiedler Christiansen <news [at] kaarefc.dk> wrote:

>
> I remember that line was the test line for the speech module on MacOS 9
> - someth ing like:
>
> "The lights I see at the end of the tunnel, are the headlights of a fast
> approaching train" - when you set a deep and very slow male voice it
> sounded almost like singing in a very depressing voice.

Kaare, Kaare... this little excursion of yours has lust cost me 2 hours
of my precious time, because when I went into MacOS X to try out what
that sentence sounds like nowadays, I got to playing around with the
speech recognision gismo of my (relatively) new iBook. And not only have
I wasted time, I am sure everybody here at St.-Luke's Student Hostel
will think I'm off my rocker... not quite a dole... where does that
expression come from, anyway... to be on/off the dole.... what's it
derivation?

/me gets a bit pensive at 1:30 at night

/me also wonders if anybody got his HHGG reference....

So Long, Malte
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