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Fit the fourth - Froup production [message #49136]

So, 29 Mai 2005 16:37

Kaare Fiedler Christi

GRAMS Journey of the sourcerer

ANNOUNCER *Over grams sounding calm and easy*
The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
By Douglas Adams
*With a slight note of confusion as if he expected to say
something else*
Starring Gusty as The Book

GRAMS Narrator background

Re: Fit the fourth - Froup production [message #49137 ]

So, 29 Mai 2005 17:22

Gusty

Reason not withstanding the universe continued unabated and Kaare
Fiedler Christiansen spoke forth:

>GRAMS Journey of the sourcerer
>
>ANNOUNCER *Over grams sounding calm and easy*
> The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
> By Douglas Adams
> *With a slight note of confusion as if he expected to say
> something else*
> Starring Gusty as The Book
>
>GRAMS Narrator background

NARRATOR:
Arthur Dent, a perfectly ordinary Earthman, was rather surprised when
his friend, Ford Prefect suddenly revealed himself to be from a small
planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse, and not from Guildford
after all.
--
He was even more surprised when a few minutes later the Earth was
unexpectedly demolished to make way from a new hyperspace bypass.
--
But this was as nothing to their joint surprise when they are rescued
from certain death by a stolen starship manned by Ford's semi-cousin
the infamous Zaphod Beeblebrox, and Trillian, a rather nice
astro-physicist Arthur once met at a party in Islington.
--
However, all four of them are soon totally overwhelmed with surprise
when they discover that the ancient world of Magrathea, a planet famed
in legend for its surprising trade in manufacturing other planets is
not as dead as it is supposed to be.
--
For Zaphod, Ford and Trillian surprise is pushed to its very limits
when /this/ happens:

F/X ELECTRONIC ZAP AND CRIES FROM EPISODE THREE

NARRATOR:
And when Arthur Dent encounters Slartibartfast the Magrathean
coastline designer who won an award for his work on Norway and learns
that the whole history of mankind was run for the benefit of a few
white mice anyway, surprise is no longer adequate, and he is forced to
resort to...

....astonishment!

-------------------------------------
You don't give up , do you, Christiansen? I was looking forward to an
easy, quiet retirement, learning to play the octraventral heebiephone
.... mutter, mutter, mutter..
--
D.

"The Sphynx of the Caverns is the deadliest of all.
It possesses the head of a snake,
the body of a snake
and the feet of a snake."

Re: Fit the fourth - Froup production [message #49150 ]

Mo, 30 Mai 2005 01:05

iain

Gusty <gustywinds [at] btopenworld.com> wrote in
news:d6nj91ljbsg9j8osjpd6njkoma4nprpcuq [at] 4ax.com:

> Reason not withstanding the universe continued unabated and Kaare
> Fiedler Christiansen spoke forth:
>
>>GRAMS Journey of the sourcerer
>>
>>ANNOUNCER *Over grams sounding calm and easy*
>> The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
>> By Douglas Adams
>> *With a slight note of confusion as if he expected to say
>> something else*
>> Starring Gusty as The Book
>>
>>GRAMS Narrator background
>
> NARRATOR:
> Arthur Dent, a perfectly ordinary Earthman, was rather surprised when
> his friend, Ford Prefect suddenly revealed himself to be from a small
> planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse, and not from Guildford
> after all.
> --
> He was even more surprised when a few minutes later the Earth was
> unexpectedly demolished to make way from a new hyperspace bypass.
> --
> But this was as nothing to their joint surprise when they are rescued
> from certain death by a stolen starship manned by Ford's semi-cousin
> the infamous Zaphod Beeblebrox, and Trillian, a rather nice
> astro-physicist Arthur once met at a party in Islington.
> --
> However, all four of them are soon totally overwhelmed with surprise
> when they discover that the ancient world of Magrathea, a planet famed
> in legend for its surprising trade in manufacturing other planets is
> not as dead as it is supposed to be.
> --
> For Zaphod, Ford and Trillian surprise is pushed to its very limits
> when /this/ happens:
>
> F/X ELECTRONIC ZAP AND CRIES FROM EPISODE THREE
>
> NARRATOR:
> And when Arthur Dent encounters Slartibartfast the Magrathean
> coastline designer who won an award for his work on Norway and learns
> that the whole history of mankind was run for the benefit of a few
> white mice anyway, surprise is no longer adequate, and he is forced to
> resort to...
>
> ...astonishment!

ARTHUR: *astonished, indignant, and not a little incoherent*
Mice? What do you mean mice? I think we must be talking cross
purposes here. Mice to me mean the little white furry things
with the cheese fixation and women standing screaming on tables
in early sixties sitcoms.

--
iain

afda [at] imb.clara.net http://www.zootle.net/afda/
"how can you say that iain is a furyy fpevcg?!" - kristen

Re: Fit the fourth - Froup production [message #51879 ]

Mi, 01 Juni 2005 19:51

Slartibartfast

iain wrote:
> Gusty <gustywinds [at] btopenworld.com> wrote in
> news:d6nj91ljbsg9j8osjpd6njkoma4nprpcuq [at] 4ax.com:
>
>
>>Reason not withstanding the universe continued unabated and Kaare
>>Fiedler Christiansen spoke forth:
>>
>>
>>>GRAMS Journey of the sourcerer
>>>
>>>ANNOUNCER *Over grams sounding calm and easy*
>>> The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
>>> By Douglas Adams
>>> *With a slight note of confusion as if he expected to say
>>> something else*
>>> Starring Gusty as The Book
>>>
>>>GRAMS Narrator background
>>
>>NARRATOR:
>>Arthur Dent, a perfectly ordinary Earthman, was rather surprised when
>>his friend, Ford Prefect suddenly revealed himself to be from a small
>>planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse, and not from Guildford
>>after all.
>>--
>>He was even more surprised when a few minutes later the Earth was
>>unexpectedly demolished to make way from a new hyperspace bypass.
>>--
>>But this was as nothing to their joint surprise when they are rescued
>>from certain death by a stolen starship manned by Ford's semi-cousin
>>the infamous Zaphod Beeblebrox, and Trillian, a rather nice
>>astro-physicist Arthur once met at a party in Islington.
>>--
>>However, all four of them are soon totally overwhelmed with surprise
>>when they discover that the ancient world of Magrathea, a planet famed
>>in legend for its surprising trade in manufacturing other planets is
>>not as dead as it is supposed to be.
>>--
>>For Zaphod, Ford and Trillian surprise is pushed to its very limits
>>when /this/ happens:
>>
>>F/X ELECTRONIC ZAP AND CRIES FROM EPISODE THREE
>>
>>NARRATOR:
>>And when Arthur Dent encounters Slartibartfast the Magrathean
>>coastline designer who won an award for his work on Norway and learns
>>that the whole history of mankind was run for the benefit of a few
>>white mice anyway, surprise is no longer adequate, and he is forced to
>>resort to...
>>
>>...astonishment!
>
>
> ARTHUR: *astonished, indignant, and not a little incoherent*
> Mice? What do you mean mice? I think we must be talking cross
> purposes here. Mice to me mean the little white furry things
> with the cheese fixation and women standing screaming on tables
> in early sixties sitcoms.
>

SLARTIBARTFAST: (furrows brow) Earthman, it is sometimes hard to follow
your mode of speech. remember I have been asleep inside this
planet of Magrathea for five million years and know little of
these early sixties sitcoms of which you speak. These
creatures you call mice, you see, are not quite as they
appear. They are merely the protusions into your dimension of
vast hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional beings, the whole
business with the cheese and the squeaking is just a front.

--
Tian
5/27: Critical Mass in San Francisco. Had a great time.
I came up with this sound bite: "If the U.S. Senate thinks
the 'nuclear option' is a rule change on talking overtime,
then for me the 'nuclear option' is *CRITICAL*MASS*(TM)!"
http://tian.greens.org

Re: Fit the fourth - Froup production [message #53138 ]

Do, 02 Juni 2005 21:50

iain

Slartibartfast <DontBeFuelish [at] aol.com54456263> wrote in news:d7ksm1$ilf$2
[at] domitilla.aioe.org:
>>>
>>>NARRATOR:
>>>And when Arthur Dent encounters Slartibartfast the Magrathean
>>>coastline designer who won an award for his work on Norway and learns
>>>that the whole history of mankind was run for the benefit of a few
>>>white mice anyway, surprise is no longer adequate, and he is forced to
>>>resort to...
>>>
>>>...astonishment!
>>
>>
>> ARTHUR: *astonished, indignant, and not a little incoherent*
>> Mice? What do you mean mice? I think we must be talking cross
>> purposes here. Mice to me mean the little white furry things
>> with the cheese fixation and women standing screaming on tables
>> in early sixties sitcoms.
>>
>
> SLARTIBARTFAST: (furrows brow) Earthman, it is sometimes hard to follow
> your mode of speech. remember I have been asleep inside this
> planet of Magrathea for five million years and know little of
> these early sixties sitcoms of which you speak. These
> creatures you call mice, you see, are not quite as they
> appear. They are merely the protusions into your dimension of
> vast hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional beings, the whole
> business with the cheese and the squeaking is just a front.

ARTHUR: *struggling to keep up* A front?

--
iain

afda [at] imb.clara.net http://www.zootle.net/afda/
"how can you say that iain is a furyy fpevcg?!" - kristen

Re: Fit the fourth - Froup production [message #53148 ]

Fr, 03 Juni 2005 09:17

Slartibartfast

iain wrote:
> Slartibartfast <DontBeFuelish [at] aol.com54456263> wrote in news:d7ksm1$ilf$2
> [at] domitilla.aioe.org:
>
>>>>NARRATOR:
>>>>And when Arthur Dent encounters Slartibartfast the Magrathean
>>>>coastline designer who won an award for his work on Norway and learns
>>>>that the whole history of mankind was run for the benefit of a few
>>>>white mice anyway, surprise is no longer adequate, and he is forced to
>>>>resort to...
>>>>
>>>>...astonishment!
>>>
>>>
>>>ARTHUR: *astonished, indignant, and not a little incoherent*
>>> Mice? What do you mean mice? I think we must be talking cross
>>> purposes here. Mice to me mean the little white furry things
>>> with the cheese fixation and women standing screaming on tables
>>> in early sixties sitcoms.
>>>
>>
>>SLARTIBARTFAST: (furrows brow) Earthman, it is sometimes hard to follow
>> your mode of speech. remember I have been asleep inside this
>> planet of Magrathea for five million years and know little of
>> these early sixties sitcoms of which you speak. These
>> creatures you call mice, you see, are not quite as they
>> appear. They are merely the protusions into your dimension of
>> vast hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional beings, the whole
>> business with the cheese and the squeaking is just a front.
>
>
> ARTHUR: *struggling to keep up* A front?
>

SLARTIBARTFAST: Oh yes, you see the mice set up the whole Earth business
as an epic experiment in behavioural psychology . . . a ten
million year programme . . . (indicates this is a reasonable
time frame for them to work with)

--
Tian
5/27: Critical Mass in San Francisco. Had a great time.
I came up with this sound bite: "If the U.S. Senate thinks
the 'nuclear option' is a rule change on talking overtime,
then for me the 'nuclear option' is *CRITICAL*MASS*(TM)!"
http://tian.greens.org

Re: Fit the fourth - Froup production [message #54593 ]

Fr, 03 Juni 2005 21:49

iain

Slartibartfast <DontBeFuelish [at] aol.com54456263> wrote in
news:d7p0aa$ftp$1 [at] domitilla.aioe.org:

> iain wrote:
>> Slartibartfast <DontBeFuelish [at] aol.com54456263> wrote in
>> news:d7ksm1$ilf$2 [at] domitilla.aioe.org:
>>
>>>>>NARRATOR:
>>>>>And when Arthur Dent encounters Slartibartfast the Magrathean
>>>>>coastline designer who won an award for his work on Norway and
>>>>>learns that the whole history of mankind was run for the benefit of
>>>>>a few white mice anyway, surprise is no longer adequate, and he is
>>>>>forced to resort to...
>>>>>
>>>>>...astonishment!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>ARTHUR: *astonished, indignant, and not a little incoherent*
>>>> Mice? What do you mean mice? I think we must be talking
>>>> cross purposes here. Mice to me mean the little white
>>>> furry things
>>>> with the cheese fixation and women standing screaming on
>>>> tables in early sixties sitcoms.
>>>>
>>>
>>>SLARTIBARTFAST: (furrows brow) Earthman, it is sometimes hard to
>>> follow your mode of speech. remember I have been asleep
>>> inside this planet of Magrathea for five million years and
>>> know little of these early sixties sitcoms of which you
>>> speak. These creatures you call mice, you see, are not
>>> quite as they appear. They are merely the protusions into
>>> your dimension of vast hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional
>>> beings, the whole business with the cheese and the
>>> squeaking is just a front.
>>
>> ARTHUR: *struggling to keep up* A front?
>>
>
> SLARTIBARTFAST: Oh yes, you see the mice set up the whole Earth
> business as an epic experiment in behavioural psychology
> . . . a ten million year programme . . . (indicates this
> is a reasonable time frame for them to work with)

ARTHUR: *light has dawned* No, look, you've got it wrong way round.
It was us, /we/ used to do experiments on /them/.
*waves hands in a manner designed to indicate us and them*

--
iain

afda [at] imb.clara.net http://www.zootle.net/afda/
"how can you say that iain is a furyy fpevcg?!" - kristen

Re: Fit the fourth - Froup production [message #54600 ]

Sa, 04 Juni 2005 01:16

Slartibartfast

iain wrote:
> Slartibartfast <DontBeFuelish [at] aol.com54456263> wrote in
> news:d7p0aa$ftp$1 [at] domitilla.aioe.org:
>
>
>>iain wrote:
>>
>>>Slartibartfast <DontBeFuelish [at] aol.com54456263> wrote in
>>>news:d7ksm1$ilf$2 [at] domitilla.aioe.org:
>>>
>>>
>>>>>>NARRATOR:
>>>>>>And when Arthur Dent encounters Slartibartfast the Magrathean
>>>>>>coastline designer who won an award for his work on Norway and
>>>>>>learns that the whole history of mankind was run for the benefit of
>>>>>>a few white mice anyway, surprise is no longer adequate, and he is
>>>>>>forced to resort to...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>...astonishment!
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>ARTHUR: *astonished, indignant, and not a little incoherent*
>>>>> Mice? What do you mean mice? I think we must be talking
>>>>> cross purposes here. Mice to me mean the little white
>>>>> furry things
>>>>> with the cheese fixation and women standing screaming on
>>>>> tables in early sixties sitcoms.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>SLARTIBARTFAST: (furrows brow) Earthman, it is sometimes hard to
>>>> follow your mode of speech. remember I have been asleep
>>>> inside this planet of Magrathea for five million years and
>>>> know little of these early sixties sitcoms of which you
>>>> speak. These creatures you call mice, you see, are not
>>>> quite as they appear. They are merely the protusions into
>>>> your dimension of vast hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional
>>>> beings, the whole business with the cheese and the
>>>> squeaking is just a front.
>>>
>>>ARTHUR: *struggling to keep up* A front?
>>>
>>
>>SLARTIBARTFAST: Oh yes, you see the mice set up the whole Earth
>> business as an epic experiment in behavioural psychology
>> . . . a ten million year programme . . . (indicates this
>> is a reasonable time frame for them to work with)
>
>
> ARTHUR: *light has dawned* No, look, you've got it wrong way round.
> It was us, /we/ used to do experiments on /them/.
> *waves hands in a manner designed to indicate us and them*
>

SLARTIBARTFAST: . . . a ten million year programme in which your planet
Earth and its people formed the matrix of an organic
computer. I gather that the mice did arrange for you humans
to conduct some primitively staged experiments on them just
to check how much you'd really learnt, give you the odd prod
in the right direction, you know the sort of thing --
suddenly running down the maze the wrong way, eating the
wrong bit of cheese or unexpectedly dropping dead of
myxomatosis.

--
Tian
5/27: Critical Mass in San Francisco. Had a great time.
I came up with this sound bite: "If the U.S. Senate thinks
the 'nuclear option' is a rule change on talking overtime,
then for me the 'nuclear option' is *CRITICAL*MASS*(TM)!"
http://tian.greens.org

Re: Fit the fourth - Froup production [message #54644 ]

So, 05 Juni 2005 12:53

Kaare Fiedler Christi

Slartibartfast wrote:

<snip>

> SLARTIBARTFAST: . . . a ten million year programme in which your planet
> Earth and its people formed the matrix of an organic
> computer. I gather that the mice did arrange for you humans
> to conduct some primitively staged experiments on them just
> to check how much you'd really learnt, give you the odd prod
> in the right direction, you know the sort of thing --
> suddenly running down the maze the wrong way, eating the
> wrong bit of cheese or unexpectedly dropping dead of
> myxomatosis.

Uh-oh! We've reached our first great obstacle: We need a guest star to
be P.A VOICE at this point!

Come on, all you lurkers! Someone post the P.A line - it's up for grabs,
whoever gets it first will have a life time fame as part of the great
froup production.

P.S. Has anyone else noticed that the BBC actually produces HHGTTG radio
shows faster than we play them here?

Best
Kåre

Re: Fit the fourth - Froup production [message #54645 ]

So, 05 Juni 2005 12:57

Stefan Kunzmann

Slartibartfast schrieb:
> iain wrote:
>
>> Slartibartfast <DontBeFuelish [at] aol.com54456263> wrote in
>> news:d7p0aa$ftp$1 [at] domitilla.aioe.org:
>>
>>> iain wrote:
>>>
>>>> Slartibartfast <DontBeFuelish [at] aol.com54456263> wrote in
>>>> news:d7ksm1$ilf$2 [at] domitilla.aioe.org:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>>> NARRATOR:
>>>>>>> And when Arthur Dent encounters Slartibartfast the Magrathean
>>>>>>> coastline designer who won an award for his work on Norway and
>>>>>>> learns that the whole history of mankind was run for the benefit of
>>>>>>> a few white mice anyway, surprise is no longer adequate, and he is
>>>>>>> forced to resort to...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> ...astonishment!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ARTHUR: *astonished, indignant, and not a little incoherent*
>>>>>> Mice? What do you mean mice? I think we must be talking
>>>>>> cross purposes here. Mice to me mean the little white
>>>>>> furry things with the cheese fixation and women
>>>>>> standing screaming on
>>>>>> tables in early sixties sitcoms.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> SLARTIBARTFAST: (furrows brow) Earthman, it is sometimes hard to
>>>>> follow your mode of speech. remember I have been asleep
>>>>> inside this planet of Magrathea for five million years and
>>>>> know little of these early sixties sitcoms of which you
>>>>> speak. These creatures you call mice, you see, are not
>>>>> quite as they appear. They are merely the protusions into
>>>>> your dimension of vast hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional
>>>>> beings, the whole business with the cheese and the
>>>>> squeaking is just a front.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> ARTHUR: *struggling to keep up* A front?
>>>>
>>>
>>> SLARTIBARTFAST: Oh yes, you see the mice set up the whole Earth
>>> business as an epic experiment in behavioural psychology
>>> . . . a ten million year programme . . . (indicates this
>>> is a reasonable time frame for them to work with)
>>
>>
>>
>> ARTHUR: *light has dawned* No, look, you've got it wrong way round.
>> It was us, /we/ used to do experiments on /them/.
>> *waves hands in a manner designed to indicate us and them*
>>
>
> SLARTIBARTFAST: . . . a ten million year programme in which your planet
> Earth and its people formed the matrix of an organic
> computer. I gather that the mice did arrange for you humans
> to conduct some primitively staged experiments on them just
> to check how much you'd really learnt, give you the odd prod
> in the right direction, you know the sort of thing --
> suddenly running down the maze the wrong way, eating the
> wrong bit of cheese or unexpectedly dropping dead of
> myxomatosis.

P.A.VOICE: Attention please, Slartibartfast, would Slartibartfast and
the visiting Earth creature please report immediately to the
works reception area, thank you!

Re: Fit the fourth - Froup production [message #54647 ]

So, 05 Juni 2005 13:54

Kaare Fiedler Christi

Stefan Kunzmann wrote:
> Slartibartfast schrieb:
>
>> iain wrote:
>>
>>> Slartibartfast <DontBeFuelish [at] aol.com54456263> wrote in
>>> news:d7p0aa$ftp$1 [at] domitilla.aioe.org:
>>>
>>>> iain wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Slartibartfast <DontBeFuelish [at] aol.com54456263> wrote in
>>>>> news:d7ksm1$ilf$2 [at] domitilla.aioe.org:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>>> NARRATOR:
>>>>>>>> And when Arthur Dent encounters Slartibartfast the Magrathean
>>>>>>>> coastline designer who won an award for his work on Norway and
>>>>>>>> learns that the whole history of mankind was run for the benefit of
>>>>>>>> a few white mice anyway, surprise is no longer adequate, and he is
>>>>>>>> forced to resort to...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> ...astonishment!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> ARTHUR: *astonished, indignant, and not a little incoherent*
>>>>>>> Mice? What do you mean mice? I think we must be talking
>>>>>>> cross purposes here. Mice to me mean the little white
>>>>>>> furry things with the cheese fixation and women
>>>>>>> standing screaming on
>>>>>>> tables in early sixties sitcoms.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> SLARTIBARTFAST: (furrows brow) Earthman, it is sometimes hard to
>>>>>> follow your mode of speech. remember I have been asleep
>>>>>> inside this planet of Magrathea for five million years and
>>>>>> know little of these early sixties sitcoms of which you
>>>>>> speak. These creatures you call mice, you see, are not
>>>>>> quite as they appear. They are merely the protusions into
>>>>>> your dimension of vast hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional
>>>>>> beings, the whole business with the cheese and the
>>>>>> squeaking is just a front.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> ARTHUR: *struggling to keep up* A front?
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> SLARTIBARTFAST: Oh yes, you see the mice set up the whole Earth
>>>> business as an epic experiment in behavioural psychology
>>>> . . . a ten million year programme . . . (indicates this
>>>> is a reasonable time frame for them to work with)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> ARTHUR: *light has dawned* No, look, you've got it wrong way round.
>>> It was us, /we/ used to do experiments on /them/.
>>> *waves hands in a manner designed to indicate us and them*
>>>
>>
>> SLARTIBARTFAST: . . . a ten million year programme in which your planet
>> Earth and its people formed the matrix of an organic
>> computer. I gather that the mice did arrange for you humans
>> to conduct some primitively staged experiments on them just
>> to check how much you'd really learnt, give you the odd prod
>> in the right direction, you know the sort of thing --
>> suddenly running down the maze the wrong way, eating the
>> wrong bit of cheese or unexpectedly dropping dead of
>> myxomatosis.
>
>
> P.A.VOICE: Attention please, Slartibartfast, would Slartibartfast and
> the visiting Earth creature please report immediately to the
> works reception area, thank you!

*Wild applause* :-)

Re: Fit the fourth - Froup production [message #54649 ]

So, 05 Juni 2005 14:04

Kaare Fiedler Christi

Kaare Fiedler Christiansen wrote:
> Stefan Kunzmann wrote:
>
>> Slartibartfast schrieb:
>>
>>> iain wrote:
>>>
>>>> Slartibartfast <DontBeFuelish [at] aol.com54456263> wrote in
>>>> news:d7p0aa$ftp$1 [at] domitilla.aioe.org:
>>>>
>>>>> iain wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Slartibartfast <DontBeFuelish [at] aol.com54456263> wrote in
>>>>>> news:d7ksm1$ilf$2 [at] domitilla.aioe.org:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> NARRATOR:
>>>>>>>>> And when Arthur Dent encounters Slartibartfast the Magrathean
>>>>>>>>> coastline designer who won an award for his work on Norway and
>>>>>>>>> learns that the whole history of mankind was run for the
>>>>>>>>> benefit of
>>>>>>>>> a few white mice anyway, surprise is no longer adequate, and he is
>>>>>>>>> forced to resort to...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> ...astonishment!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> ARTHUR: *astonished, indignant, and not a little incoherent*
>>>>>>>> Mice? What do you mean mice? I think we must be talking
>>>>>>>> cross purposes here. Mice to me mean the little white
>>>>>>>> furry things with the cheese fixation and women
>>>>>>>> standing screaming on
>>>>>>>> tables in early sixties sitcoms.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> SLARTIBARTFAST: (furrows brow) Earthman, it is sometimes hard to
>>>>>>> follow your mode of speech. remember I have been asleep
>>>>>>> inside this planet of Magrathea for five million years and
>>>>>>> know little of these early sixties sitcoms of which you
>>>>>>> speak. These creatures you call mice, you see, are not
>>>>>>> quite as they appear. They are merely the protusions into
>>>>>>> your dimension of vast hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional
>>>>>>> beings, the whole business with the cheese and the
>>>>>>> squeaking is just a front.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ARTHUR: *struggling to keep up* A front?
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> SLARTIBARTFAST: Oh yes, you see the mice set up the whole Earth
>>>>> business as an epic experiment in behavioural psychology
>>>>> . . . a ten million year programme . . . (indicates this
>>>>> is a reasonable time frame for them to work with)
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> ARTHUR: *light has dawned* No, look, you've got it wrong way round.
>>>> It was us, /we/ used to do experiments on /them/.
>>>> *waves hands in a manner designed to indicate us and them*
>>>>
>>>
>>> SLARTIBARTFAST: . . . a ten million year programme in which your planet
>>> Earth and its people formed the matrix of an organic
>>> computer. I gather that the mice did arrange for you humans
>>> to conduct some primitively staged experiments on them just
>>> to check how much you'd really learnt, give you the odd prod
>>> in the right direction, you know the sort of thing --
>>> suddenly running down the maze the wrong way, eating the
>>> wrong bit of cheese or unexpectedly dropping dead of
>>> myxomatosis.
>>
>>
>>
>> P.A.VOICE: Attention please, Slartibartfast, would Slartibartfast and
>> the visiting Earth creature please report immediately to the
>> works reception area, thank you!
>
>
> *Wild applause* :-)

(Oh, and do remember you have another two lines, appearing any time
within the next 15 years :-))

Re: Fit the fourth - Froup production [message #54655 ]

So, 05 Juni 2005 18:08

spam05

Kaare Fiedler Christiansen <news [at] kaarefc.dk> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

> P.S. Has anyone else noticed that the BBC actually produces HHGTTG
> radio shows faster than we play them here?

You were doing Fit the Third when I joined the froup. Somehow I did
not get the feeling that it was progressing fast ;o)

/Rasmus

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Re: Fit the fourth - Froup production [message #54657 ]

So, 05 Juni 2005 19:10

John Coxon

On 05/06/2005 11:53, five wild Event Maelstroms swirled in vicious storms of
unreason and Kaare Fiedler Christiansen spewed up:

> P.S. Has anyone else noticed that the BBC actually produces HHGTTG radio
> shows faster than we play them here?

We've been going as fast as Superman flies!

--
John Coxon

"IRTA 'Virgins suck even more'." - MEow (afdaniain)

Email: john[dot]coxon[at]gmail[dot]com
Website: http://alphacentauri.8k.com
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Re: Fit the fourth - Froup production [message #54658 ]

So, 05 Juni 2005 19:23

Kaare Fiedler Christi

John Coxon wrote:
> On 05/06/2005 11:53, five wild Event Maelstroms swirled in vicious
> storms of unreason and Kaare Fiedler Christiansen spewed up:
>
>> P.S. Has anyone else noticed that the BBC actually produces HHGTTG
>> radio shows faster than we play them here?
>
>
> We've been going as fast as Superman flies!

ITYM 'Superflies'

HTH. HANDA.

Best
Kåre

Re: Fit the fourth - Froup production [message #54659 ]

So, 05 Juni 2005 19:22

Slartibartfast

Re: Fit the fourth - Froup production [message #54662 ]

So, 05 Juni 2005 19:43

John Coxon

On 05/06/2005 18:23, five wild Event Maelstroms swirled in vicious storms of
unreason and Kaare Fiedler Christiansen spewed up:

> John Coxon wrote:
>
>> On 05/06/2005 11:53, five wild Event Maelstroms swirled in vicious
>> storms of unreason and Kaare Fiedler Christiansen spewed up:
>>
>>> P.S. Has anyone else noticed that the BBC actually produces HHGTTG
>>> radio shows faster than we play them here?
>>
>> We've been going as fast as Superman flies!
>
> ITYM 'Superflies'

ITYM?

--
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"IRTA 'Virgins suck even more'." - MEow (afdaniain)

Email: john[dot]coxon[at]gmail[dot]com
Website: http://alphacentauri.8k.com
Missing footnotes: http://www.nut.house.cx/cgi-bin/nemowiki.pl?ISFN
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Re: Fit the fourth - Froup production [message #54665 ]

So, 05 Juni 2005 20:12

Kaare Fiedler Christi

John Coxon wrote:
> On 05/06/2005 18:23, five wild Event Maelstroms swirled in vicious
> storms of unreason and Kaare Fiedler Christiansen spewed up:
>
>> John Coxon wrote:
>>
>>> On 05/06/2005 11:53, five wild Event Maelstroms swirled in vicious
>>> storms of unreason and Kaare Fiedler Christiansen spewed up:
>>>
>>>> P.S. Has anyone else noticed that the BBC actually produces HHGTTG
>>>> radio shows faster than we play them here?
>>>
>>> We've been going as fast as Superman flies!
>>
>> ITYM 'Superflies'
>
> ITYM?

We need Meg, she should be able to dig up some interesting things ITYM
could mean.

Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure she already did...

/me searches Google

Yup:
http://groups-beta.google.com/group/alt.fan.douglas-adams/ms g/0cbf7fd35321dc2b

She even got it right on the first try, probably because she knew
beforehand :-)

Best
Kåre
... the living afda index

Re: Fit the fourth - Froup production [message #54667 ]

So, 05 Juni 2005 22:19

spam05

Kaare Fiedler Christiansen <news [at] kaarefc.dk> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

> John Coxon wrote:
>> On 05/06/2005 11:53, five wild Event Maelstroms swirled in vicious
>> storms of unreason and Kaare Fiedler Christiansen spewed up:
>>
>>> P.S. Has anyone else noticed that the BBC actually produces HHGTTG
>>> radio shows faster than we play them here?
>> We've been going as fast as Superman flies!
>
> ITYM 'Superflies'
>
> HTH. HANDA.

Mmm.. Acronyms.

There should be an acronym for acronym...

/Rasmus

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Re: Fit the fourth - Froup production [message #56333 ]

Mo, 06 Juni 2005 19:53

afda

On Sun, 05 Jun 2005 22:19:53 +0200, spam05 [at] zz9.dk (Rasmus Bøg Hansen)
wrote:

>Kaare Fiedler Christiansen <news [at] kaarefc.dk> hit the keyboard.
>Afterwards the following was on the screen:
>
>> John Coxon wrote:
>>> On 05/06/2005 11:53, five wild Event Maelstroms swirled in vicious
>>> storms of unreason and Kaare Fiedler Christiansen spewed up:
>>>
>>>> P.S. Has anyone else noticed that the BBC actually produces HHGTTG
>>>> radio shows faster than we play them here?
>>> We've been going as fast as Superman flies!
>>
>> ITYM 'Superflies'
>>
>> HTH. HANDA.
>
>Mmm.. Acronyms.

[Hope That Helps, Have A Nice Diurnal Anomaly]

>There should be an acronym for acronym...

Well, there's TLA and ETLA, of course...

Lloyd
--
"In fact, everything between 'herring' and 'marmalade'
appears to be missing" -- Svlad Cjelli

Re: Fit the fourth - Froup production [message #56343 ]

Mo, 06 Juni 2005 21:40

iain

Slartibartfast <DontBeFuelish [at] aol.com82995617> wrote in
news:d7vchd$olg$1 [at] domitilla.aioe.org:

> Stefan Kunzmann wrote:
>>
>> P.A.VOICE: Attention please, Slartibartfast, would Slartibartfast and
>> the visiting Earth creature please report immediately to the
>> works reception area, thank you!
>
> SLARTIBARTFAST: (disaproving tone) However, in the field of
> management relations they're absolutely shocking.

ARTHUR: *politely, glad to have the conversation turn to something
intelligible* Really?

--
iain

afda [at] imb.clara.net http://www.zootle.net/afda/
"how can you say that iain is a furyy fpevcg?!" - kristen

Re: Fit the fourth - Froup production [message #56345 ]

Di, 07 Juni 2005 02:34

Slartibartfast

iain wrote:
> Slartibartfast <DontBeFuelish [at] aol.com82995617> wrote in
> news:d7vchd$olg$1 [at] domitilla.aioe.org:
>
>
>>Stefan Kunzmann wrote:
>>
>>>P.A.VOICE: Attention please, Slartibartfast, would Slartibartfast and
>>> the visiting Earth creature please report immediately to the
>>> works reception area, thank you!
>>
>>SLARTIBARTFAST: (disaproving tone) However, in the field of
>> management relations they're absolutely shocking.
>
>
> ARTHUR: *politely, glad to have the conversation turn to something
> intelligible* Really?
>
SLARTIBARTFAST: Yes, well you see every time they give me an order
I just want to jump on a table and scream.
(Throws hands in the air to indicate frustration.)

--
Tian
6/4: I spent the day working the crowd at the World
Environment Day event up in San Francisco. Not only
did they have environmental groups of all kinds
doing their best to put on a good event, but they also
had every newspaper putting a good face on it, and
politicians from all over the world celebrating it..
http://tian.greens.org

Re: Fit the fourth - Froup production [message #56348 ]

Di, 07 Juni 2005 14:21

iain

Slartibartfast <DontBeFuelish [at] aol.com82995617> wrote in news:d82q74$edh$1
[at] domitilla.aioe.org:

> iain wrote:
>> Slartibartfast <DontBeFuelish [at] aol.com82995617> wrote in
>> news:d7vchd$olg$1 [at] domitilla.aioe.org:
>>
>>>Stefan Kunzmann wrote:
>>>
>>>>P.A.VOICE: Attention please, Slartibartfast, would Slartibartfast
>>>> and the visiting Earth creature please report immediately to
>>>> the works reception area, thank you!
>>>
>>>SLARTIBARTFAST: (disaproving tone) However, in the field of
>>> management relations they're absolutely shocking.
>>
>>
>> ARTHUR: *politely, glad to have the conversation turn to something
>> intelligible* Really?
>>
> SLARTIBARTFAST: Yes, well you see every time they give me an order
> I just want to jump on a table and scream.
> (Throws hands in the air to indicate frustration.)

ARTHUR: *nearly intelligible, anyway* I can see that would be a problem.

--
iain

afda [at] imb.clara.net http://www.zootle.net/afda/
"how can you say that iain is a furyy fpevcg?!" - kristen

Re: Fit the fourth - Froup production [message #56352 ]

Di, 07 Juni 2005 17:26

spam05

afda [at] zanoop.org.uk.invalid (Lloyd Gilbert) hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

> On Sun, 05 Jun 2005 22:19:53 +0200, spam05 [at] zz9.dk (Rasmus Bøg Hansen)
> wrote:
>
>>Kaare Fiedler Christiansen <news [at] kaarefc.dk> hit the keyboard.
>>Afterwards the following was on the screen:
>>
>>> John Coxon wrote:
>>>> On 05/06/2005 11:53, five wild Event Maelstroms swirled in vicious
>>>> storms of unreason and Kaare Fiedler Christiansen spewed up:
>>>>
>>>>> P.S. Has anyone else noticed that the BBC actually produces HHGTTG
>>>>> radio shows faster than we play them here?
>>>> We've been going as fast as Superman flies!
>>>
>>> ITYM 'Superflies'
>>>
>>> HTH. HANDA.
>>
>>Mmm.. Acronyms.
>
> [Hope That Helps, Have A Nice Diurnal Anomaly]

Are anomalies not usually nice if they are diurnal?

>>There should be an acronym for acronym...
>
> Well, there's TLA and ETLA, of course...

The Last Accent? Ethyle Thermo Liquid Antimatter?

Anyway, they are good and I did not know them. Then again, I usually
have to look those things up...

/Rasmus

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Right now I am so far behind I will never die.
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Re: Fit the fourth - Froup production [message #56358 ]

Di, 07 Juni 2005 18:53

Stefan Kunzmann

Kaare Fiedler Christiansen schrieb:
> Kaare Fiedler Christiansen wrote:
>
>> Stefan Kunzmann wrote:
>>
>>> P.A.VOICE: Attention please, Slartibartfast, would Slartibartfast and
>>> the visiting Earth creature please report immediately to the
>>> works reception area, thank you!
>>
>>
>> *Wild applause* :-)

Thank you all, thank you so much! *break out in tears* I just want to
thank everyone who has brought me here where I'm standing now, first of
all my parents and - ah, well, it's not done yet, okay, I'll get back to
my seat...

> (Oh, and do remember you have another two lines, appearing any time
> within the next 15 years :-))

Well, I might manage to stick to teh froup for the next 15 years, if
there always is a news server somewhere near (at the speed of light,
that is). :-)
But I just found out I might not be able to finish my task - since I
don't have a copy of the radio scripts, it is sometimes hard to
understand what to write down, and one of these passages is in my part,
I'm afraid... But I will try my very best, there is still some time for
practicing I suppose.

Stefan

Re: Fit the fourth - Froup production [message #56359 ]

Di, 07 Juni 2005 20:38

afda

On Tue, 07 Jun 2005 17:26:00 +0200, spam05 [at] zz9.dk (Rasmus Bøg Hansen)
wrote:

>afda [at] zanoop.org.uk.invalid (Lloyd Gilbert) hit the keyboard.
>Afterwards the following was on the screen:
>
>> On Sun, 05 Jun 2005 22:19:53 +0200, spam05 [at] zz9.dk (Rasmus Bøg Hansen)
>> wrote:
>>
>> [Hope That Helps, Have A Nice Diurnal Anomaly]
>Are anomalies not usually nice if they are diurnal?

I dunno. Are days not usually nice?

>>>There should be an acronym for acronym...
>>
>> Well, there's TLA and ETLA, of course...
>
>The Last Accent? Ethyle Thermo Liquid Antimatter?
>
>Anyway, they are good and I did not know them. Then again, I usually
>have to look those things up...

The world's an oyster of these sorts of things, or something.

Lloyd
--
"In fact, everything between 'herring' and 'marmalade'
appears to be missing" -- Svlad Cjelli

Re: Fit the fourth - Froup production [message #56362 ]

Di, 07 Juni 2005 21:13

spam05

afda [at] zanoop.org.uk.invalid (Lloyd Gilbert) hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

> On Tue, 07 Jun 2005 17:26:00 +0200, spam05 [at] zz9.dk (Rasmus Bøg Hansen)
> wrote:
>
>>afda [at] zanoop.org.uk.invalid (Lloyd Gilbert) hit the keyboard.
>>Afterwards the following was on the screen:
>>
>>> On Sun, 05 Jun 2005 22:19:53 +0200, spam05 [at] zz9.dk (Rasmus Bøg Hansen)
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>> [Hope That Helps, Have A Nice Diurnal Anomaly]
>>Are anomalies not usually nice if they are diurnal?
>
> I dunno. Are days not usually nice?

Then again, rain is wet I think. I could try to mix snow in again but
I'll refrain from it this time.

> The world's an oyster of these sorts of things, or something.

Does that mean that you can eat acronyms alive with a little lemon?

/Rasmus

--
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Yeah and we all know that Tolkien barely sold a copy before the film
came out.
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----------------------------------------------[ moffe at zz9 dot dk ] --

Re: Fit the fourth - Froup production [message #56363 ]

Di, 07 Juni 2005 21:38

afda

On Tue, 07 Jun 2005 21:13:42 +0200, spam05 [at] zz9.dk (Rasmus Bøg Hansen)
wrote:

>afda [at] zanoop.org.uk.invalid (Lloyd Gilbert) hit the keyboard.
>Afterwards the following was on the screen:
>
>> I dunno. Are days not usually nice?
>
>Then again, rain is wet I think. I could try to mix snow in again but
>I'll refrain from it this time.

Probably for the best.

>> The world's an oyster of these sorts of things, or something.
>
>Does that mean that you can eat acronyms alive with a little lemon?

Weeelll, I suppose so. I was more meaning that they smell funny, but
some of them have pearls in.

Possibly.

Lloyd
(not really sure what he was on about at all)
--
"In fact, everything between 'herring' and 'marmalade'
appears to be missing" -- Svlad Cjelli

Re: Fit the fourth - Froup production [message #56364 ]

Di, 07 Juni 2005 21:42

theonlymailthatwasnot

ER DET DIG RASMUS!!! HVAD FANDEN!! DET HAVDE JEG SGU ALDRIG TROET!
det er sjov man sl=E5r op p=E5 en tilf=E6dig group, og s=E5 er det f=F8rste
indl=E6g man ser af en Dk'er .. sk=E6g..

Re: Fit the fourth - Froup production [message #56365 ]

Di, 07 Juni 2005 23:35

Notifier Deamon

Post removed (X-No-Archive: yes)

Re: Fit the fourth - Froup production [message #56366 ]

Mi, 08 Juni 2005 00:26

Slartibartfast

Rasmus Bøg Hansen wrote:
> afda [at] zanoop.org.uk.invalid (Lloyd Gilbert) hit the keyboard.
> Afterwards the following was on the screen:
>
>
>>On Tue, 07 Jun 2005 17:26:00 +0200, spam05 [at] zz9.dk (Rasmus Bøg Hansen)
>>wrote:
>>
>>
>>>afda [at] zanoop.org.uk.invalid (Lloyd Gilbert) hit the keyboard.
>>>Afterwards the following was on the screen:
>>>
>>>
>>>>On Sun, 05 Jun 2005 22:19:53 +0200, spam05 [at] zz9.dk (Rasmus Bøg Hansen)
>>>>wrote:
>>>>
>>>>[Hope That Helps, Have A Nice Diurnal Anomaly]
>>>
>>>Are anomalies not usually nice if they are diurnal?
>>
>>I dunno. Are days not usually nice?
>
>
> Then again, rain is wet I think. I could try to mix snow in again but
> I'll refrain from it this time.
>
>
>>The world's an oyster of these sorts of things, or something.
>
>
> Does that mean that you can eat acronyms alive with a little lemon?
>
Only if it's a BLT or a PBJ sandwich. Unless I missed something?

--
Tian
6/4: I spent the day working the crowd at the World
Environment Day event up in San Francisco. Not only
did they have environmental groups of all kinds
doing their best to put on a good event, but they also
had every newspaper putting a good face on it, and
politicians from all over the world celebrating it..
http://tian.greens.org

Re: Fit the fourth - Froup production [message #56367 ]

Mi, 08 Juni 2005 00:28

Slartibartfast

Kenny Hutchings wrote:
> In article <1118173328.663167.300620 [at] o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com>,
> theonlymailthatwasnottaken [at] gmail.com says...
>
>>ER DET DIG RASMUS!!! HVAD FANDEN!! DET HAVDE JEG SGU ALDRIG TROET!
>>det er sjov man slår op på en tilfædig group, og så er det første
>>indlæg man ser af en Dk'er .. skæg..
>>
>>
>
>
> I was just saying the same thing to myself only the other day..
>
> (Er, what?)
>

It's greek to me...

--
Tian
6/4: I spent the day working the crowd at the World
Environment Day event up in San Francisco. Not only
did they have environmental groups of all kinds
doing their best to put on a good event, but they also
had every newspaper putting a good face on it, and
politicians from all over the world celebrating it..
http://tian.greens.org

Re: Fit the fourth - Froup production [message #56368 ]

Mi, 08 Juni 2005 00:35

spam05

Kenny Hutchings <mhfk51 [at] dsl.pipex.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

> In article <1118173328.663167.300620 [at] o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com>,
> theonlymailthatwasnottaken [at] gmail.com says...
>> ER DET DIG RASMUS!!! HVAD FANDEN!! DET HAVDE JEG SGU ALDRIG TROET!
>> det er sjov man slår op på en tilfædig group, og så er det første
>> indlæg man ser af en Dk'er .. skæg..
>>
>>
>
> I was just saying the same thing to myself only the other day..

Why would you say "Is it you Rasmus?" to yourself when your name is
Kenny? ;o)

> (Er, what?)

I thought you'd say so!

/Rasmus

--
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there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there
wasn't an afterlife.
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Re: Fit the fourth - Froup production [message #56369 ]

Mi, 08 Juni 2005 00:36

spam05

Slartibartfast <DontBeFuelish [at] aol.com82995617> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

> Kenny Hutchings wrote:
>> In article <1118173328.663167.300620 [at] o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com>,
>> theonlymailthatwasnottaken [at] gmail.com says...
>>
>>>ER DET DIG RASMUS!!! HVAD FANDEN!! DET HAVDE JEG SGU ALDRIG TROET!
>>>det er sjov man slår op på en tilfædig group, og så er det første
>>>indlæg man ser af en Dk'er .. skæg..
>>>
>>>
>> I was just saying the same thing to myself only the other day..
>> (Er, what?)
>>
>
> It's greek to me...

That is strange. It is danish to me. Do you speak greek then?

/Rasmus

--
-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ---------------------------------------
Tolkien? Who's that? Wasn't that Lord of the rings thingy written by
this Peter Jackson guy?
-- Till Westermayer on alt.fan.douglas-adams
----------------------------------------------[ moffe at zz9 dot dk ] --

Re: Fit the fourth - Froup production [message #56370 ]

Mi, 08 Juni 2005 00:37

spam05

afda [at] zanoop.org.uk.invalid (Lloyd Gilbert) hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

>>> The world's an oyster of these sorts of things, or something.
>>
>>Does that mean that you can eat acronyms alive with a little lemon?
>
> Weeelll, I suppose so. I was more meaning that they smell funny, but
> some of them have pearls in.

I never found a pearl in an oyster. That might be due to the fact that
I do not eat many and extremely seldom open oysters that I do not eat.

/Rasmus

--
-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ---------------------------------------
When is it time to reinstall an operation system?
- When booted, the computer prints "Starting Windows..."
----------------------------------------------[ moffe at zz9 dot dk ] --

Re: Fit the fourth - Froup production [message #56371 ]

Mi, 08 Juni 2005 00:39

Slartibartfast

Stefan Kunzmann wrote:
> Kaare Fiedler Christiansen schrieb:
>
>> Kaare Fiedler Christiansen wrote:
>>
>>> Stefan Kunzmann wrote:
>>>
>>>> P.A.VOICE: Attention please, Slartibartfast, would Slartibartfast and
>>>> the visiting Earth creature please report immediately to the
>>>> works reception area, thank you!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> *Wild applause* :-)
>
>
> Thank you all, thank you so much! *break out in tears* I just want to
> thank everyone who has brought me here where I'm standing now, first of
> all my parents and - ah, well, it's not done yet, okay, I'll get back to
> my seat...
>
>> (Oh, and do remember you have another two lines, appearing any time
>> within the next 15 years :-))
>
>
> Well, I might manage to stick to teh froup for the next 15 years, if
> there always is a news server somewhere near (at the speed of light,
> that is). :-)
> But I just found out I might not be able to finish my task - since I
> don't have a copy of the radio scripts, it is sometimes hard to
> understand what to write down, and one of these passages is in my part,
> I'm afraid... But I will try my very best, there is still some time for
> practicing I suppose.
>
A little bird told me there is a cheat sheet for the next bit at:

http://members.aol.com/DNAfan147/CheatSheet.html

For educational purposes only, it goes without saying...

--
Tian
6/4: I spent the day working the crowd at the World
Environment Day event up in San Francisco. Not only
did they have environmental groups of all kinds
doing their best to put on a good event, but they also
had every newspaper putting a good face on it, and
politicians from all over the world celebrating it..
http://tian.greens.org

Re: Fit the fourth - Froup production [message #56372 ]

Mi, 08 Juni 2005 00:44

spam05

"Mads Strømgaard Ehlers" <theonlymailthatwasnottaken [at] gmail.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

> ER DET DIG RASMUS!!! HVAD FANDEN!! DET HAVDE JEG SGU ALDRIG TROET!
> det er sjov man slår op på en tilfædig group, og så er det første
> indlæg man ser af en Dk'er .. skæg..

Høhø, pudsigt. Der er nu et par danskere mere (Kåre, Magnus og
Nikitta, som vist er væk for tiden) - og vist nogle tabte
sjæle. Kender jeg dig eller begejstres du blot over vores fælles
nationalitet? ;o)

Ok, I'll switch back to common froup language again.

Mads seems rather ectstatic about seeing a post from another dane as
the first post in teh froup at all.

After he rambles on about national security and nuclear attacks. No
wait, I shouldn't do this when Kåre, Magnus and Nikitta understand
it)...

Tea, Mads?

"Te, Mads?" in danish.

/Rasmus

--
-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ---------------------------------------
The logical thing to do with an egg is cook it and eat it, but throwing
it at someone is much more fun.
----------------------------------------------[ moffe at zz9 dot dk ] --

Re: Fit the fourth - Froup production [message #56373 ]

Mi, 08 Juni 2005 00:49

spam05

Slartibartfast <DontBeFuelish [at] aol.com82995617> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

>>>The world's an oyster of these sorts of things, or something.
>> Does that mean that you can eat acronyms alive with a little lemon?
>>
> Only if it's a BLT or a PBJ sandwich. Unless I missed something?

Branch or Less Than sandwiches. Yum!

I once did a MIPS simulator so I know the instruction. Personally.

I do not know the PBJ sandwich but apparently it only appears in
elementary school.

Then again, I should have let google have a break. It is busy enough
already.

/Rasmus

--
-- [ Rasmus "Møffe" Bøg Hansen ] ---------------------------------------
Yeah and we all know that Tolkien barely sold a copy before the film
came out.
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Re: Fit the fourth - Froup production [message #56374 ]

Mi, 08 Juni 2005 00:55

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Slartibartfast <DontBeFuelish [at] aol.com82995617> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

> A little bird told me there is a cheat sheet for the next bit at:

/* snip educational material */

> For educational purposes only, it goes without saying...

Ah, that might be helpful, should my script not arrive in time.

As I expect it to drop through my mailslot tomorrow that should not
be a problem, however.

/Rasmus

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Re: Fit the fourth - Froup production [message #56378 ]

Mi, 08 Juni 2005 01:04

Slartibartfast

Rasmus Bøg Hansen wrote:
> Slartibartfast <DontBeFuelish [at] aol.com82995617> hit the keyboard.
> Afterwards the following was on the screen:
>
>
>>Kenny Hutchings wrote:
>>
>>>In article <1118173328.663167.300620 [at] o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com>,
>>>theonlymailthatwasnottaken [at] gmail.com says...
>>>
>>>
>>>>ER DET DIG RASMUS!!! HVAD FANDEN!! DET HAVDE JEG SGU ALDRIG TROET!
>>>>det er sjov man slår op på en tilfædig group, og så er det første
>>>>indlæg man ser af en Dk'er .. skæg..
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>>I was just saying the same thing to myself only the other day..
>>>(Er, what?)
>>>
>>
>>It's greek to me...
>
>
> That is strange. It is danish to me. Do you speak greek then?
>
No. If you know what Danish looks like, and that's it,
I'll take your word for it. Everything I don't recognise
looks like Greek, Arabic, Indian, or Chinese, depending
on the general nature of the font. And I'm not so sure
I can tell Arabic from Indian...

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Environment Day event up in San Francisco. Not only
did they have environmental groups of all kinds
doing their best to put on a good event, but they also
had every newspaper putting a good face on it, and
politicians from all over the world celebrating it..
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