| Selling off my radio scripts [message #35882] |
Di, 17 Mai 2005 00:57 |
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I'm Mike Cule who played the Vogon Guard in episode two of the BBC
Television Series. I recently appeared in the new radio version of SO
LONG AND THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH.
And I'm flogging off the two scripts I have (of episode one and episode
three) on eBay. (This is a crass commercial venture to try to get me to
Worldcon). They have been signed by all the cast
members present on my days in the studio including Simon Jones, Geoffery
McGivern and Steven Fry.
The following links should take you there
1st script: http://tinyurl.com/dt89d
The script for episode one is signed by:
Chris Emmet, Bob Golding, Simon Jones, Arthur Smith, Geoffery
McGivern, Bill Paterson, Allison Pettit, Fiona Carew, Michael Cule
and Dirk Maggs.
2nd script: http://tinyurl.com/alzov
The Script for episode three is signed by:
Jane Horrocks, Simon Jones, Geoffery McGivern, Dominic
Hawksley, Michael Cule, Margaret Robertson, Stephen Fry, Dirk
Maggs and an illegible squiggle which is either Simon Greenall or
Toby Longworth.
Or try Searching for 'Autographed Script HITCHHIKERS GUIDE TO
THE GALAXY'.
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Michael Cule
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| Re: Selling off my radio scripts [message #39943 ] |
Fr, 20 Mai 2005 00:33 |
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"Michael Cule" <mikec [at] room3b.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:njz09CCuVSiCFwlg [at] room3b.demon.co.uk...
> I'm Mike Cule who played the Vogon Guard in episode two of the BBC
> Television Series. I recently appeared in the new radio version of SO
> LONG AND THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH.
>
> And I'm flogging off the two scripts I have (of episode one and episode
> three) on eBay. (This is a crass commercial venture to try to get me to
> Worldcon). They have been signed by all the cast
> members present on my days in the studio including Simon Jones, Geoffery
> McGivern and Steven Fry.
If this guy was for real, wouldn't he be telling us that we have to buy them
and "resistance is useless"?
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Fræk
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| Re: Selling off my radio scripts [message #44590 ] |
Fr, 20 Mai 2005 23:16 |
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Freakstone <cfreestone [at] hotmail.com> wrote:
> >[snip]
> If this guy was for real, wouldn't he be telling us that we have to buy them
> and "resistance is useless"?
^^^^^^^
Futile, not useless!
Even Vogonians have the right of being quoted correctly.
Staso
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Schizophrenic? I'm bleeding quadrophenic.
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| Re: Selling off my radio scripts [message #44593 ] |
Sa, 21 Mai 2005 00:34 |
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Michael Starosta wrote:
>>and "resistance is useless"?
>
> ^^^^^^^
> Futile, not useless!
> Even Vogonians have the right of being quoted correctly.
>
> Staso
I'm pretty sure we established in an earlier thread that the word in
question was, indeed, "useless".
I'm not saying the word "futile" is a useless word, but for the sake of
quoting that particular Vogon, "useless" would be the correct word.
"Resistance is futile" was from Star Trek, right?
Wow, now I'm getting confused!... back to lurking.
~'ber
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| Re: Selling off my radio scripts [message #44600 ] |
Sa, 21 Mai 2005 12:14 |
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Amber Joy wrote:
> Michael Starosta wrote:
>
>>> and "resistance is useless"?
>>
>>
>> ^^^^^^^
>> Futile, not useless!
>> Even Vogonians have the right of being quoted correctly.
>>
>> Staso
>
>
> I'm pretty sure we established in an earlier thread that the word in
> question was, indeed, "useless".
>
> I'm not saying the word "futile" is a useless word, but for the sake of
> quoting that particular Vogon, "useless" would be the correct word.
> "Resistance is futile" was from Star Trek, right?
>
> Wow, now I'm getting confused!... back to lurking.
You are quite right! Borgs in Star Trek claim resistence to be futile,
but we vogon-lovers know that it is indeed useless.
RESISTANCE IS USELESS!!!!!
Best
Kåre
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| Re: Selling off my radio scripts [message #44644 ] |
Sa, 21 Mai 2005 20:23 |
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In message <3f4jnoF5v4iqU2 [at] individual.net>, Freakstone
<cfreestone [at] hotmail.com> writes
>If this guy was for real, wouldn't he be telling us that we have to buy
>them and "resistance is useless"?
As I am perfectly for real, I have better taste.
(Good grief....)
Why would I be unreal? How much money do you think there is in conning
HH fans?
(And the other poster was quite correct: 'futile' is for Borg who are
better educated than us thuggish Vogons....)
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Michael Cule
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| Re: Selling off my radio scripts [message #44646 ] |
Sa, 21 Mai 2005 20:30 |
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Michael Cule wrote:
> I'm Mike Cule who played the Vogon Guard in episode two of the BBC
> Television Series.
Say Hello to your Aunt for us ;-)
--
www.fixaphoto.co.uk
for photographic restorations
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| Re: Selling off my radio scripts [message #44658 ] |
Sa, 21 Mai 2005 23:51 |
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"Michael Cule" <mikec [at] room3b.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:12cgIVBVy3jCFwfT [at] room3b.demon.co.uk...
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> As I am perfectly for real, I have better taste.
>
> (Good grief....)
>
> Why would I be unreal? How much money do you think there is in conning HH
> fans?
>
Don't take it personally. They used to do the same thing to Douglas himself
when he occasionally posted here.
Chiggy.
P.S.: Ta-da-da-DUM! That do anything for you?
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| Re: Selling off my radio scripts [message #44725 ] |
So, 22 Mai 2005 19:51 |
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Kaare Fiedler Christiansen <news [at] kaarefc.dk> wrote:
> > I'm not saying the word "futile" is a useless word, but for the sake of
> > quoting that particular Vogon, "useless" would be the correct word.
> > "Resistance is futile" was from Star Trek, right?
> >
> > Wow, now I'm getting confused!... back to lurking.
>
> You are quite right! Borgs in Star Trek claim resistence to be futile,
> but we vogon-lovers know that it is indeed useless.
Aah, I'm sorry. Are you going to read me some poetry for what I've done?
Staso
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| Re: Selling off my radio scripts [message #44752 ] |
Mo, 23 Mai 2005 09:17 |
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On 22/05/2005 18:51, five wild Event Maelstroms swirled in vicious storms of
unreason and Michael Starosta spewed up:
> Kaare Fiedler Christiansen <news [at] kaarefc.dk> wrote:
>
>>Amber Joy wrote:
>>
>>>I'm not saying the word "futile" is a useless word, but for the sake of
>>>quoting that particular Vogon, "useless" would be the correct word.
>>>"Resistance is futile" was from Star Trek, right?
>>>
>>>Wow, now I'm getting confused!... back to lurking.
>>
>>You are quite right! Borgs in Star Trek claim resistence to be futile,
>>but we vogon-lovers know that it is indeed useless.
>
> Aah, I'm sorry. Are you going to read me some poetry for what I've done?
Noooooooooooooooo!
--
John Coxon
It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone
would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
Email: john[dot]coxon[at]gmail[dot]com
Website: http://alphacentauri.8k.com
Missing footnotes: http://www.nut.house.cx/cgi-bin/nemowiki.pl?ISFN
ZZ9 - the official HHGG appreciation society: http://www.zz9.org/
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| Re: Selling off my radio scripts [message #59737 ] |
Mo, 13 Juni 2005 02:37 |
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"Michael Starosta" <Staso.Spamfalle [at] gmx.net> wrote in message
news:1gwzayw.1cu9z6v93dmy4N [at] hurricane.homelinux.org...
> > > I'm not saying the word "futile" is a useless word, but for the sake
of
> > > quoting that particular Vogon, "useless" would be the correct word.
> > > "Resistance is futile" was from Star Trek, right?
> > > Wow, now I'm getting confused!... back to lurking.
> > You are quite right! Borgs in Star Trek claim resistence to be futile,
> > but we vogon-lovers know that it is indeed useless.
> Aah, I'm sorry. Are you going to read me some poetry for what I've done?
Happily, since you decided to correct me.
Oh, Freddled Gruntbuggly,
thy micturations are to me
as plurdled grabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop! I implore thee!
My foonting Turlingdromes!
And hooptiously drangle me in crinkly bindlewurdles
or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my Blurglecruncheon.
See if I don't!
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Fræk
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| Re: Selling off my radio scripts [message #59740 ] |
Mo, 13 Juni 2005 08:30 |
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Freakstone wrote:
> "Michael Starosta" <Staso.Spamfalle [at] gmx.net> wrote in message
> news:1gwzayw.1cu9z6v93dmy4N [at] hurricane.homelinux.org...
>
>>>>I'm not saying the word "futile" is a useless word, but for the sake
>
> of
>
>>>>quoting that particular Vogon, "useless" would be the correct word.
>>>>"Resistance is futile" was from Star Trek, right?
>>>>Wow, now I'm getting confused!... back to lurking.
>>>
>>>You are quite right! Borgs in Star Trek claim resistence to be futile,
>>>but we vogon-lovers know that it is indeed useless.
>>
>>Aah, I'm sorry. Are you going to read me some poetry for what I've done?
>
>
> Happily, since you decided to correct me.
>
> Oh, Freddled Gruntbuggly,
> thy micturations are to me
> as plurdled grabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
>
> Groop! I implore thee!
> My foonting Turlingdromes!
> And hooptiously drangle me in crinkly bindlewurdles
> or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my Blurglecruncheon.
> See if I don't!
>
STOP! I can't handle more of that! (covers eyes with hands)
--
Tian
6/10: I spent the evening pouring beer at the Foo Fighters
Social Distortion and Lovemakers concert in Mountain View.
I'm still surprised that people are willing to pay $6.50
for a sixteen ounce beer. Our booth took in about $1955.
http://tian.greens.org
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| Re: Selling off my radio scripts [message #60836 ] |
Mo, 13 Juni 2005 13:24 |
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Tian <DontBeFuelish [at] aol.com15019010> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:
> Freakstone wrote:
>> "Michael Starosta" <Staso.Spamfalle [at] gmx.net> wrote in message
>> news:1gwzayw.1cu9z6v93dmy4N [at] hurricane.homelinux.org...
>>
>>>>>I'm not saying the word "futile" is a useless word, but for the sake
>> of
>>
>>>>>quoting that particular Vogon, "useless" would be the correct word.
>>>>>"Resistance is futile" was from Star Trek, right?
>>>>>Wow, now I'm getting confused!... back to lurking.
>>>>
>>>>You are quite right! Borgs in Star Trek claim resistence to be futile,
>>>>but we vogon-lovers know that it is indeed useless.
>>>
>>>Aah, I'm sorry. Are you going to read me some poetry for what I've done?
>> Happily, since you decided to correct me.
>> Oh, Freddled Gruntbuggly,
>> thy micturations are to me
>> as plurdled grabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
>> Groop! I implore thee!
>> My foonting Turlingdromes!
>> And hooptiously drangle me in crinkly bindlewurdles
>> or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my Blurglecruncheon.
>> See if I don't!
>>
> STOP! I can't handle more of that! (covers eyes with hands)
But now you won't see if he links to a wave file with the poem - and
that would probably be a lot worse than reading it.
/Rasmus
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I don't suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute of it!
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| Re: Selling off my radio scripts [message #60845 ] |
Mo, 13 Juni 2005 22:07 |
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Freakstone wrote:
<snip>
> Groop! I implore thee!
^^^^^ Froop, please!
Best
Kåre
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| Re: Selling off my radio scripts [message #61384 ] |
Mi, 15 Juni 2005 01:28 |
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"Kaare Fiedler Christiansen" <news [at] kaarefc.dk> wrote in message
news:d8kp2u$lv1$1 [at] domitilla.aioe.org...
> <snip>
> > Groop! I implore thee!
> ^^^^^ Froop, please!
Oh yeah, sorry.
Froop, I implore thee!
My foonting turlingdromes
and hooptiously drangle me
in crinkly bindlewurdles,
or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts
with my blurgelcruncheon,
see if I don't!
That better, Core?
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Fræk
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| Re: Selling off my radio scripts [message #61943 ] |
Mi, 15 Juni 2005 23:44 |
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Post removed (X-No-Archive: yes)
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| Re: Selling off my radio scripts [message #61944 ] |
Do, 16 Juni 2005 00:01 |
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"Kenny Hutchings" <mhfk51 [at] dsl.pipex.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1d1ab18091e5dc829896c8 [at] nntp.dsl.pipex.com...
> > That better, Core?
> Jesus, Chris, you are getting awfully bitchy in your old age..
It's me hormones.
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Fræk
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| Re: Selling off my radio scripts [message #62595 ] |
Do, 16 Juni 2005 19:56 |
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Reason not withstanding the universe continued unabated and Freakstone
spoke forth:
>"Kenny Hutchings" <mhfk51 [at] dsl.pipex.com> wrote in message
>news:MPG.1d1ab18091e5dc829896c8 [at] nntp.dsl.pipex.com...
>> > That better, Core?
>> Jesus, Chris, you are getting awfully bitchy in your old age..
>
>It's me hormones.
Well, you should pay her then.
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D.
"The Sphynx of the Caverns is the deadliest of all.
It possesses the head of a snake,
the body of a snake
and the feet of a snake."
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