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Galadriel's Lullaby [message #296402] Mi, 05 Juli 2006 23:48
bredband.net  
Fee, fie, fo, fum, I sense a horny Balrog come.

By the way, did you know that Galadriel was the ancestress of Garfield the
Cat? Thorugh her sister Queen Berútiel, of ccurse.

Öjevind
Re: Galadriel's Lullaby [message #296407 ] Do, 06 Juli 2006 00:22
Harold Marx Brzeznski  
Wes =F0u =D6jevind L=E5ng hal!
> Fee, fie, fo, fum, I sense a horny Balrog come.

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yours in faith,

HM Brzeznski
Re: Galadriel's Lullaby [message #296412 ] Do, 06 Juli 2006 00:39
hengels  
Harold Marx Brzeznski wrote:
> Wes =F0u =D6jevind L=E5ng hal!
> > Fee, fie, fo, fum, I sense a horny Balrog come.
>
> Indeed. And speaking of fees, for a very reasonable fee you can join
> our magnificent cause, including a complimentary lifetime subscription
> to future issues of "The Compleat Illustrated Jellyrog" and a TOTALLY
> FREE latin course authored by Udunvagor himself. Do not miss this
> opportunity, bretheren! Sign up NOW using our special Nigerian
> website.
>
> yours in faith,

Do not trust that limb of Satan! He drives around in his pickup truck,
wearing a Mickey Mouse hat, swigging Coca-Colas and singing songs from
"The Best of Pat Boone". Also, Paris Hloton say he made a pass at her.
You may think he is harmless, but do you truly, in your heart, wish
to scronfugate evil? Evil that chews MM's and wears a Triton skirt?

Horus Engels
Re: Galadriel's Lullaby [message #296416 ] Do, 06 Juli 2006 01:45
pseudonimofaqhater  
hengels [at] swirve.com wrote:
> Harold Marx Brzeznski wrote:
> > Wes =F0u =D6jevind L=E5ng hal!
> > > Fee, fie, fo, fum, I sense a horny Balrog come.
> >
> > Indeed. And speaking of fees, for a very reasonable fee you can join
> > our magnificent cause, including a complimentary lifetime subscription
> > to future issues of "The Compleat Illustrated Jellyrog" and a TOTALLY
> > FREE latin course authored by Udunvagor himself. Do not miss this
> > opportunity, bretheren! Sign up NOW using our special Nigerian
> > website.
> >
> > yours in faith,
>
> Do not trust that limb of Satan! He drives around in his pickup truck,
> wearing a Mickey Mouse hat, swigging Coca-Colas and singing songs from
> "The Best of Pat Boone". Also, Paris Hloton say he made a pass at her.
> You may think he is harmless, but do you truly, in your heart, wish
> to scronfugate evil? Evil that chews MM's and wears a Triton skirt?

I don't normally disagree with you, my dear colleague; but what's so
bad about that?
Re: Galadriel's Lullaby [message #298121 ] Sa, 08 Juli 2006 14:07
Tamf Moo  
Öjevind Lång wrote:

> By the way, did you know that Galadriel was the ancestress of Garfield the
> Cat? Thorugh her sister Queen Berútiel, of ccurse.

truly, she spawned a most worrisome dynasty, notably headed by Jerry the
other cat and Yosemite Sam.

--
tamf. TEUNC. moo.

By the way, I'm really sick of hearing about how great Scandinavian
countries are (something that seems to creep into every single feminist
work/home/childcare/maternity leave debate). ENOUGH ALREADY. YOU ALSO
HAVE CRAP FOOD AND WEIRD BELIEFS ABOUT GNOMES. (smartypantsmimi)
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