| What are we expecting of book 7... [message #293570] |
Fr, 30 Juni 2006 12:43 |
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In the long anticipated book 7:
Romilda Vane uses the imperius curse on Madam Rosmerta so that Harry drinks
butterbeer with her love potion in it.
Bill and Fleur are married;however, during the wedding she gets bitten by a
crumple horned snorcack and now she speaks only French.In fact, she tells
Bill "Vous êtes français?Vous habitez á Paris?"
Severus Snape deeply regrets deserting the post of the DADA teacher, can't
scrape a living and sells CDs on the Diagon Alley.
Tonks and Lupin are married, of course;Tonks prepares the Wolfsbane potion
for him every time the full moon approaches;"Do you want sugar, with it,
honey?"-"No, honey please"
Voldemort starts reading Adolf Hitler's manifest "Mein Kampf".He demands
that everyone calls him "der Führer".
Sirius and Dumbledore meet in heaven;"What do you think of Snape as DADA
teacher, Dumbledore""*Professor* Snape, Sirius.He's excellent.He even
demonstrated the AK curse."
Harry and Ginny are engaged, of course.
Hermione starts calling Ron "Won-won" and they go out together.
The locket that was found during the cleanup of Sirius's house (page 108.
middle, british version<the most ancient house of black> OotP),proves to be
the Horcrux.Harry, intending to destroy it, goes to a Muggle shop to get a
heavy hammer.
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Tzortzakakis Dimitrios
major in electrical engineering,freelance electrician
542nd mechanized infantry batallion
dimtzort AT otenet DOT gr
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| Re: What are we expecting of book 7... [message #294961 ] |
Sa, 01 Juli 2006 03:30 |
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Tzortzakakis Dimitrios wrote:
> In the long anticipated book 7:
> Romilda Vane uses the imperius curse on Madam Rosmerta so that Harry
> drinks butterbeer with her love potion in it.
Sounds plausible - to an extent :)
> Bill and Fleur are married;however, during the wedding she gets
> bitten by a crumple horned snorcack and now she speaks only French.In
> fact, she tells Bill "Vous êtes français?Vous habitez á Paris?"
That's not telling; it sounds a lot more like asking :)
> Severus Snape deeply regrets deserting the post of the DADA teacher,
> can't scrape a living and sells CDs on the Diagon Alley.
Hmm... figures.
> Voldemort starts reading Adolf Hitler's manifest "Mein Kampf".He
> demands that everyone calls him "der Führer".
Can't see Voldemort doing that - another one has already been called
that, and Voldie doesn't want anything that connects him to others...
including (but most likely not limited to) his name.
> Harry and Ginny are engaged, of course.
This just deserves a lon "hmmmmm"...
> Hermione starts calling Ron "Won-won" and they go out together.
....and Ron hates that and dumps Hermione to start a career in
showbusiness.
> The locket that was found during the cleanup of Sirius's house (page
> 108. middle, british version<the most ancient house of black>
> OotP),proves to be the Horcrux.Harry, intending to destroy it, goes
> to a Muggle shop to get a heavy hammer.
....and loses a couple of fingers. Afterwards he comments that "it was
worth it" though he might have wished to read for the operating manual
beforehand (before-hand... pun intended, please laugh...)
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Markku Uttula
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| Re: What are we expecting of book 7... [message #294963 ] |
Sa, 01 Juli 2006 04:04 |
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Markku Uttula escribió:
> Tzortzakakis Dimitrios wrote:
>> The locket that was found during the cleanup of Sirius's house (page
>> 108. middle, british version<the most ancient house of black>
>> OotP),proves to be the Horcrux.Harry, intending to destroy it, goes
>> to a Muggle shop to get a heavy hammer.
>
> ...and loses a couple of fingers. Afterwards he comments that "it was
> worth it" though he might have wished to read for the operating manual
> beforehand (before-hand... pun intended, please laugh...)
HA HA!
(you're welcome ;) )
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| Re: What are we expecting of book 7... [message #295015 ] |
So, 02 Juli 2006 10:14 |
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Tzortzakakis Dimitrios wrote:
> In the long anticipated book 7:
> Romilda Vane uses the imperius curse on Madam Rosmerta so that Harry drin=
ks
> butterbeer with her love potion in it.
> Bill and Fleur are married;however, during the wedding she gets bitten by=
a
> crumple horned snorcack and now she speaks only French.In fact, she tells
> Bill "Vous =EAtes fran=E7ais?Vous habitez =E1 Paris?"
> Severus Snape deeply regrets deserting the post of the DADA teacher, can't
> scrape a living and sells CDs on the Diagon Alley.
> Tonks and Lupin are married, of course;Tonks prepares the Wolfsbane potion
> for him every time the full moon approaches;"Do you want sugar, with it,
> honey?"-"No, honey please"
> Voldemort starts reading Adolf Hitler's manifest "Mein Kampf".He demands
> that everyone calls him "der F=FChrer".
> Sirius and Dumbledore meet in heaven;"What do you think of Snape as DADA
> teacher, Dumbledore""*Professor* Snape, Sirius.He's excellent.He even
> demonstrated the AK curse."
> Harry and Ginny are engaged, of course.
> Hermione starts calling Ron "Won-won" and they go out together.
> The locket that was found during the cleanup of Sirius's house (page 108.
> middle, british version<the most ancient house of black> OotP),proves to =
be
> the Horcrux.Harry, intending to destroy it, goes to a Muggle shop to get a
> heavy hammer.
>
>
> --
> Tzortzakakis Dimitrios
> major in electrical engineering,freelance electrician
> 542nd mechanized infantry batallion
> dimtzort AT otenet DOT gr
Me too...........
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