| Shakespearean Harry Potter [message #292161] |
Mi, 28 Juni 2006 03:44 |
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Give it your Hamlet best (and disregard the last interview):
Neville dies in a suicidal spell that takes a WHOLE bunch of DEs with
him--including the ones that tortured his parents.
Snape shows his true colors by ambushing a hit squad of DEs. He dies
along side his surprised evil compatriots.
Voldemort takes Ginny hostage to lure Harry into a confrontation. Ginny
dies when the heroic trio arrives.
Ron and Hermione survive the final battle between Harry and Voldemort
because: Harry Potter dies taking down Voldemort.
Any further suggestions (keeping in the spirit of Hamlet, mind you)?
--
Lord Jubjub
Keeper of the Jabberwock
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| Re: Shakespearean Harry Potter [message #292165 ] |
Mi, 28 Juni 2006 04:33 |
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Lord Jubjub wrote:
> Give it your Hamlet best (and disregard the last interview):
> Neville dies in a suicidal spell that takes a WHOLE bunch of DEs
> with him--including the ones that tortured his parents.
> Snape shows his true colors by ambushing a hit squad of DEs. He
> dies along side his surprised evil compatriots.
> Voldemort takes Ginny hostage to lure Harry into a confrontation.
> Ginny dies when the heroic trio arrives.
> Ron and Hermione survive the final battle between Harry and
> Voldemort because: Harry Potter dies taking down Voldemort.
> Any further suggestions (keeping in the spirit of Hamlet, mind you)?
Seamus and Dean are sent off on some errand and are never seen again.
Catherine Johnson. It's just a conspiracy of cartographers, then?
--
fenm at cox dot net
"Don't go to Europe to 'find yourself'. Who told you that you were over
there, anyway?"
-Stephen Colbert, _The Colbert Report_.
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| Re: Shakespearean Harry Potter [message #293041 ] |
Do, 29 Juni 2006 11:48 |
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Lord Jubjub wrote:
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> Any further suggestions (keeping in the spirit of Hamlet, mind you)?
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The ears are senseless that should give us hearing ...that Rosmerta and
Gilderoy are dead.
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