| AFRICAN AMERICANS WITH NO ABILITIES ACT - CONGRESSIONAL ACT 2006 [message #284488] |
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| Re: AFRICAN AMERICANS WITH NO ABILITIES ACT - CONGRESSIONAL ACT 2006 [message #284491 ] |
Sa, 24 Juni 2006 20:12 |
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In other news, rich white guys like GW Bush, who can't even chew on a
pretzel, continue to get Ivy League academic credentials. And if they
have enough political clout, their families can buy them cushy jobs
like President of the United States.
Aaron Hirshberg
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| Re: AFRICAN AMERICANS WITH NO ABILITIES ACT - CONGRESSIONAL ACT 2006 [message #284493 ] |
Sa, 24 Juni 2006 21:50 |
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On Sat, 24 Jun 2006 23:51:03 +1000, Mastic <not [at] thisaddress> wrote:
>AFRICAN AMERICANS WITH NO ABILITIES ACT - CONGRESSIONAL ACT 2006
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>WASHINGTON , DC (AP) - Congress is considering sweeping legislation,
>which provides new benefits for many African Americans. The African
>Americans With No Abilities
>Act (AAWNA) is being hailed as a major legislation by advocates of the
>millions of African Americans who lack any real skills or ambition.
Christ, I hope the Congress doesn't see this. It would get billed so
fast, our asses would fall off.
>
>"Roughly 95 percent of African Americans do not possess the competence
>and drive
>necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society,"
>said
>Barbara Boxer. "We can no longer stand by and allow People of
>Inability
>to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will
>no
>longer be able to grant special favors to a group of workers, simply
>because they
>do a better job, or have some idea of what they are doing."
>
>The President pointed to the success of the US Postal Service, which
>has
>a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to
>performance.
>Approximately 74 percent of postal employees lack job skills, making
>this
>agency the single largest US employer of Persons of Inability.
>
>Private sector industries with good records of non discrimination
>against
>the Inept include retail sales (72%), the airline industry (68%),and
>home
>improvement "warehouse" stores (65%) The DMV also has a great record
>of
>hiring Persons of Inability. (63%)
>
>Under the African Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25
>million "middle
>man" positions will be created, with important-sounding titles but
>little real
>responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and
>performance.
>
>Mandatory non-performance-based raises and promotions will be given,
>to
>guarantee upward mobility for even the most unremarkable employees.
>The
>legislation provides substantial tax breaks to corporations which
>maintain
>a significant level of Persons of Inability in middle positions, and
>gives a
>tax credit to small and medium businesses that agree to hire one
>clueless worker for
>every two talented white hires
>
>Finally, the AAWNA ACT contains tough new measures to make it more
>difficult to discriminate against the Nonabled African Americans,
>banning discriminatory interview
>questions such as "Do you have any goals for the future?" or "Do you
>have
>any skills or experience which relate to this job?"
>
>"As an African American Nonabled person, I can't be expected to keep
>up with people who
>have something going for them," said Laticha Washington, who lost her
>position as a
>lug-nut twister at the GM plant in Flint , MI due to her lack of
>notable
>job skills. "This new law should really help people like me." With the
>passage
>of this bill, Washington and millions of other untalented African
>Americans can finally see
>a light at the end of the tunnel.
>
>Said Senator Ted Kennedy, "It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each
>and
>every African American citizen, regardless of his or her adequacy,
>with some sort
>of space to take up in this great nation and also find a place for all
>illegal aliens no matter how useless they may be."
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, pita.nigger how be that blonde wife
with the dark ass roots. Mofo you was owned, how can
you slink back and think some kiddy ass forger shit
will save your rep. Your done, and you got about 40
forks stuck up in your bubble nigger ass.
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