| Ballad Of the ats Trolls 06/09/06 [message #284103] |
Fr, 09 Juni 2006 21:24 |
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Sung to the tune of "These Boots are Made for Walking", by Nancy
Sinatra.
You keep saying your name is Rob Wade
We are pretty sure that you are gay
You keep spouting homophobic bile
But you are secretly gay all the while
These boots are made for walking, walking very fast
We know you secretly like to take it up the ass
You are mastic, and you are a spastic
You spout your racist, bigoted bile
But you must hold a grudge from way back
Ever since General Sherman burned down your great-granddaddy's shack
These boot are made for walking, they aren't very heavy
I think your racism is due to big sex organ envy
Arizonadreamin, on such a winter's day
Would you please get the hell out of my way
I want you to go, go very far
Just drive out of here in your Big Penis Car
These boots are made for walking, walking very far
And one of these days these boots are gonna crush your big penis car
Are you ready boots? Start walkin'!
Aaron Space Museum
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| Re: Ballad Of the ats Trolls 06/09/06 [message #284115 ] |
Sa, 10 Juni 2006 00:46 |
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aaronhirshberg [at] yahoo.com wrote:
> Sung to the tune of "These Boots are Made for Walking", by Nancy
> Sinatra.
>
> You keep saying your name is Rob Wade
> We are pretty sure that you are gay
> You keep spouting homophobic bile
> But you are secretly gay all the while
>
> These boots are made for walking, walking very fast
> We know you secretly like to take it up the ass
>
> You are mastic, and you are a spastic
> You spout your racist, bigoted bile
> But you must hold a grudge from way back
> Ever since General Sherman burned down your great-granddaddy's shack
>
> These boot are made for walking, they aren't very heavy
> I think your racism is due to big sex organ envy
>
> Arizonadreamin, on such a winter's day
> Would you please get the hell out of my way
> I want you to go, go very far
> Just drive out of here in your Big Penis Car
>
> These boots are made for walking, walking very far
> And one of these days these boots are gonna crush your big penis car
>
> Are you ready boots? Start walkin'!
>
> Aaron Space Museum
It'll be in my head for awhile, but fortunately it's a rather catchy
tune.
This morning, Jesu of Man's Desiring was in my head. I like that one
better, but it was starting to get old.
Ah... I think I'm hearing Fur Elise now! Thank you Lisa Simpson. I feel
much more cultured now.
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| Re: Ballad Of the ats Trolls 06/09/06 [message #284116 ] |
Sa, 10 Juni 2006 02:43 |
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On 9-Jun-2006, "aaronhirshberg [at] yahoo.com" <aaronhirshberg [at] yahoo.com> wrote:
> Sung to the tune of "These Boots are Made for Walking", by Nancy
> Sinatra.
Noooooooo!
Everything is getting dim. I think this is it, Marge.
It is pretty funny - Are you actually Weird AL?
Gary
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| Re: Ballad Of the ats Trolls 06/09/06 [message #284120 ] |
Sa, 10 Juni 2006 09:25 |
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> This morning, Jesu of Man's Desiring was in my head. I like that one
> better, but it was starting to get old.
You must have meant Jesu, JOY of Man's Desiring. When you heard it in
your head, was Flanders singing? Was it disturbing?
> Ah... I think I'm hearing Fur Elise now! Thank you Lisa Simpson.
I hadn't realized that we had some cultured minds here. Quite
refreshing.
XINO
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| Re: Ballad Of the ats Trolls 06/09/06 [message #284123 ] |
Sa, 10 Juni 2006 19:36 |
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Xino Kiner wrote:
> > This morning, Jesu of Man's Desiring was in my head. I like that one
> > better, but it was starting to get old.
>
> You must have meant Jesu, JOY of Man's Desiring. When you heard it in
> your head, was Flanders singing? Was it disturbing?
>
> > Ah... I think I'm hearing Fur Elise now! Thank you Lisa Simpson.
>
> I hadn't realized that we had some cultured minds here. Quite
> refreshing.
>
> XINO
Let's make litter out of these literati.
Aaron Space Museum
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| Re: Ballad Of the ats Trolls 06/09/06 [message #284124 ] |
So, 11 Juni 2006 04:57 |
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