| The Ballad Of Mastic 06/08/06 [message #284081] |
Do, 08 Juni 2006 18:12 |
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Sung to the tune of "Copa Cabana", by Barry Manilow. Talk about your
lame music, and your dinosaur bands.
His name was Mastic, he was a spastic
He is a racist pig, I am sure his sex organ is not very big,
He would harangue, and spout the blah blah
And while he tried to sound smart, he was just a brain fart
Across the crowded net, he trolled and hasn't stopped yet
He is a fool and a racist bigot
Who can only have sex with skanky whores. (this is supposed to rhyme
with "Who could ask for more?")
At the trailer, trailer park-a-rama
The hottest spot north of North Haverbrook
At the trailer, trailer park-a-rama
Everyone is in hock
Cars are on cinder blocks
At the trailer park,...
Aaron Space Museum
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| Re: The Ballad Of Mastic 06/08/06 [message #284089 ] |
Fr, 09 Juni 2006 02:08 |
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On 8-Jun-2006, "aaronhirshberg [at] yahoo.com" <aaronhirshberg [at] yahoo.com> wrote:
> His name was Mastic, he was a spastic
> He is a racist pig, I am sure his sex organ is not very big,
> He would harangue, and spout the blah blah
> And while he tried to sound smart, he was just a brain fart
> Across the crowded net, he trolled and hasn't stopped yet
> He is a fool and a racist bigot
> Who can only have sex with skanky whores. (this is supposed to rhyme
> with "Who could ask for more?")
Excellent!
I made the mistake of trying to debate the half-wit. I should not have
believed that I could talk sense into someone that stupid.
Just to be sure I avoid being baited by his incredible ignorance, I put his
name into the 'ol kill file.
I have to admit, though that I am very grateful that he is not in America -
From what I understand, he moved to Mexico - Maybe someone could convince
the Mexican government to confiscate his internet connection?
I swear, from now on, I will NOT feed the trolls.
But now I have a different problem - I can't get that blasted Barry Manilow
tune out of my head.
I am off to listen to some Led Zepplin until it is gone.
Just - please - don't write another funny one that goes to the tune of
"These Boots are Made for Walkin" (or anything by the Bee Gees)
Gary
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