| Top 10 Signs... (reposted and updated) [message #283966] |
Di, 20 Juni 2006 21:17 |
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Reposted from Aug 2003 and updated...
Top Ten Signs That DAF Blofeld Is Gay
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10. "Ahh, good. The new uniforms have arrived. Wait a minute...
what's with these damned lightning-bolt logos? I distinctly ordered
rainbows!"
9. "Prepare my bathosub. And make sure my collection of Mariah Carey
CDs is aboard."
8. "Listen Saxby -- you just take care of Whyte, I'll deal with Mr.
Bond. As soon as I finish this month's Cosmo quiz."
7. "What's on your mind, Dr. Metz? Gay? No, I don't think anyone
around here is gay! Whatever gave you that silly notion? Errr... by
the way, what do you think of the Rams this season?"
6. "We could blow up Kansas... but then I wouldn't be able to meet
George Takei at the upcoming Topeka Trek Fest."
5. "Lower my bathosub." [splash!] "Dammit, man! Be more careful.
You made me spill my double mocha frappuchino."
4. "My, my... look at what the cat dragged in. And speaking of drag,
Ms. Case, would you say my eyeliner clashes with my lipstick?"
3. "You may wonder why I have a pet cat. That's because I tend to
make sheep nervous."
2. "Science was never my strong suit, I'm afraid. That would be my
keen sense of detecting a fashion bargain."
And the number one sign that DAF Blofeld is gay....
1. "Shut down this oil rig's front loading dock immediately! I like
taking my deliveries in the rear."
--Mike
"And certainly you're familiar with this species of fish, aren't you
Mr. Sterling?"
"Of course. That's Spinycus Prenupticus. The only male species of
fish that has developed a defense against the predatory attacks of
Spinycus HeatherMills-raptor. Handsome and intelligent."
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| Re: Top 10 Signs... (reposted and updated) [message #283972 ] |
Mi, 21 Juni 2006 01:46 |
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Mike Feeney wrote:
> Reposted from Aug 2003 and updated...
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> Top Ten Signs That DAF Blofeld Is Gay
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--Snip--
LOL
I'm almost tempted to bring back and update my Mel Smith and Griff
Rhys Jones "James Bond head-to-head" postings!
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-- Mac
"And certainly you're familiar with this species of fish, aren't you
Mr. Sterling?"
"Of course. That's Spinycus Geographica. A rather confused male
species under the impression cities require foreign embassies."
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| Re: Top 10 Signs... (reposted and updated) [message #283973 ] |
Mi, 21 Juni 2006 01:48 |
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-- Mac
"And certainly you're familiar with this species of fish, aren't you
Mr. Sterling?"
"Of course. That's Spinycus Geographica. A rather confused male
species under the impression cities require foreign embassies."
States too!
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-- Mac
"James Bond. You appear with the tedious inevitability
of a lack of proof-reading on Usenet.
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| Re: Top 10 Signs... (reposted and updated) [message #283975 ] |
Mi, 21 Juni 2006 02:37 |
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Mac wrote:
> I'm almost tempted to bring back and update my Mel Smith and Griff
> Rhys Jones "James Bond head-to-head" postings!
Sort of on-topic, and half-remembered: Mel and Griff after a heated
discussion about gay rights etc:
MEL: Ah! So you DO think homosexuality is disgusting!
GRIFF: No I don't! I just think it would be disgusting with you.
In any case, I thought Fleming made it perfectly clear that baddies
merely looked a little androgynous and that your actual gays were only
fit for henchman duty...
Best
Phil
(Then again, is it significant that DAF Blofeld noticed Tiffany's
cheeks first?)
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| Re: Top 10 Signs... (reposted and updated) [message #283980 ] |
Mi, 21 Juni 2006 08:31 |
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On Wed, 21 Jun 2006 00:46:18 +0100, "Mac" <see.mac [at] SPAMLESSvirgin.net>
wrote:
>"And certainly you're familiar with this species of fish, aren't you
>Mr. Sterling?"
>"Of course. That's Spinycus Geographica. A rather confused male
>species under the impression cities require foreign embassies."
Don't think I didn't notice you sneak that one in, young man!!!
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| Re: Top 10 Signs... (reposted and updated) [message #283981 ] |
Mi, 21 Juni 2006 11:05 |
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Rhino wrote:
> On Wed, 21 Jun 2006 00:46:18 +0100, "Mac" <see.mac [at] SPAMLESSvirgin.net>
> wrote:
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>> "And certainly you're familiar with this species of fish, aren't you
>> Mr. Sterling?"
>> "Of course. That's Spinycus Geographica. A rather confused male
>> species under the impression cities require foreign embassies."
>
> Don't think I didn't notice you sneak that one in, young man!!!
;)
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-- Mac
"James Bond. You appear with the tedious inevitability
of a former child star in rehab."
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| Re: Top 10 Signs... (reposted and updated) [message #283999 ] |
Do, 22 Juni 2006 04:50 |
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Well, at least Tom Mankiewicz found him delightfully "prissy." You
know, how Blofeld should be, right?
Fleming was spinning in his grave . . .
AK
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