| Sign Of The Apocalypse, Life Imitates XINO KINER! 05/27/06 [message #271550] |
So, 28 Mai 2006 02:12 |
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The authorities are looking for Jimmy Hoffa's body on some farm
somewhere. So the news shows have to delve into the urban legends of
where he is buried. Including showing the scene in OFF where the
football player trips over Hoffa's burial mound in Giants "I Don't Get
the Stadium Reference" Stadium. They also interviewed many people who
had to idea who the [at] #$% Jimmy Hoffa was.
Aaron Space Museum
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| Re: Sign Of The Apocalypse, Life Imitates XINO KINER! 05/27/06 [message #271555 ] |
So, 28 Mai 2006 18:44 |
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I wish they'd hurry up and find his body. I'm eagerly awaiting the many
decades of debate as to the cause of his death. The 'where is his body
buried' debate has gotten boring. Well, it has ALWAYS been boring, hasn't
it?
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<aaronhirshberg [at] yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1148775139.684041.248980 [at] g10g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> The authorities are looking for Jimmy Hoffa's body on some farm
> somewhere. So the news shows have to delve into the urban legends of
> where he is buried. Including showing the scene in OFF where the
> football player trips over Hoffa's burial mound in Giants "I Don't Get
> the Stadium Reference" Stadium. They also interviewed many people who
> had to idea who the [at] #$% Jimmy Hoffa was.
>
> Aaron Space Museum
>
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| Re: Sign Of The Apocalypse, Life Imitates XINO KINER! 05/27/06 [message #271557 ] |
Mo, 29 Mai 2006 03:09 |
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Herb Kauhry wrote:
> I wish they'd hurry up and find his body. I'm eagerly awaiting the many
> decades of debate as to the cause of his death. The 'where is his body
> buried' debate has gotten boring. Well, it has ALWAYS been boring, hasn't
> it?
All I know is, if this is a sign of the apocalypse, when the end comes,
I want to be at Mount Splashmore! Will you take me to Mount
Splashmore?
Aaron Space Museum
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| Re: Sign Of The Apocalypse, Life Imitates XINO KINER! 05/27/06 [message #271558 ] |
Mo, 29 Mai 2006 03:31 |
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No!
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| Re: Sign Of The Apocalypse, Life Imitates XINO KINER! 05/27/06 [message #271566 ] |
Mo, 29 Mai 2006 20:58 |
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> All I know is, if this is a sign of the apocalypse, when the end comes,
> I want to be at Mount Splashmore! Will you take me to Mount
> Splashmore?
> Aaron Space Museum
I see that you have nothing better to do on a Saturday evening than to sit
at your computer and pick on me. (small wonder) You are, as we say in
Latin, a dorkus malorkus.
Go to myspace.com instead, I am sure that there are many attractive ladies
who are your age, are in your area and would be thrilled to spend an evening
with you. Ew, I suddenly feel so dirty. [2F31]
XINO
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| Re: Sign Of The Apocalypse, Life Imitates XINO KINER! 05/27/06 [message #271574 ] |
Di, 30 Mai 2006 16:33 |
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So Xino, I include you in one of my jokes to try to make you feel like
one of the gang, and you vilify me!
Aaron Space Museum
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| Re: Sign Of The Apocalypse, Life Imitates XINO KINER! 05/27/06 [message #271577 ] |
Mi, 31 Mai 2006 04:05 |
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On 30-May-2006, "aaronhirshberg [at] yahoo.com" <aaronhirshberg [at] yahoo.com> wrote:
> So Xino, I include you in one of my jokes to try to make you feel like
> one of the gang, and you vilify me!
I think someone needs to go to Mount Splashmore.
I would drive, but it's a long way to Kentucky.
Just take a left on Baker Street?
Gary
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| Re: Sign Of The Apocalypse, Life Imitates XINO KINER! 05/27/06 [message #271578 ] |
Mi, 31 Mai 2006 08:03 |
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> I think someone needs to go to Mount Splashmore.
> I would drive, but it's a long way to Kentucky.
> Just take a left on Baker Street?
Actually, Mr. Wallace, that was kinda an inside thing. Back when I first
began posting here I started a discussion about the Mount Splashmore
episode, and I was subsequently flamed and ridiculed for no obvious reason.
Apparently, the regulars at the time did not care to discuss the issue.
XINO
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| Re: Sign Of The Apocalypse, Life Imitates XINO KINER! 05/27/06 [message #271579 ] |
Mi, 31 Mai 2006 07:58 |
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> So Xino, I include you in one of my jokes to try to make
> you feel like one of the gang, and you vilify me!
I HARDLY believe that to be your original intention.
Besides, I certainly am popular enough since I am president of The No Aarons
Club. To those of you who have not yet signed up: come on in, there's
plenty of room!
Sorry, not you, Aaron.
XINO
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| Re: Sign Of The Apocalypse, Life Imitates XINO KINER! 05/27/06 [message #271583 ] |
Mi, 31 Mai 2006 13:56 |
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"Xino Kiner" <isalas79 [at] hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:127qctqd99c2va4 [at] news.supernews.com...
> Besides, I certainly am popular enough since I am president of The No
> Aarons
> Club. To those of you who have not yet signed up: come on in, there's
> plenty of room!
>
> Sorry, not you, Aaron.
>
But you let in Aaron Gumplich!
-- R Flowers
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| Re: Sign Of The Apocalypse, Life Imitates XINO KINER! 05/27/06 [message #271584 ] |
Mi, 31 Mai 2006 13:57 |
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"Xino Kiner" <isalas79 [at] hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:127qctra44pria5 [at] news.supernews.com...
>
>> I think someone needs to go to Mount Splashmore.
>> I would drive, but it's a long way to Kentucky.
>> Just take a left on Baker Street?
>
> Actually, Mr. Wallace, that was kinda an inside thing. Back when I first
> began posting here I started a discussion about the Mount Splashmore
> episode, and I was subsequently flamed and ridiculed for no obvious
> reason.
> Apparently, the regulars at the time did not care to discuss the issue.
>
It was still too soon at that point. Clearly, time heals all wounds.
-- R Flowers
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| Re: Sign Of The Apocalypse, Life Imitates XINO KINER! 05/27/06 [message #271592 ] |
Mi, 31 Mai 2006 17:20 |
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R Flowers wrote:
> "Xino Kiner" <isalas79 [at] hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:127qctqd99c2va4 [at] news.supernews.com...
> > Besides, I certainly am popular enough since I am president of The No
> > Aarons
> > Club. To those of you who have not yet signed up: come on in, there's
> > plenty of room!
> >
> > Sorry, not you, Aaron.
> >
>
> But you let in Aaron Gumplich!
You misspelled it. As usual, http://www.snpp.com/episodes/2F09.html
has the last word on all things Simpsonian.
Homer: Why not?
[boy points to sign, "No Homers Club"]
But you let in Homer Glumplich.
Homer G.: [pops head out window] Hyuck hyuck!
Boy: It says no Homer_s_. We're allowed to have one.
Homer: Oh...
[back to the present]
BTW, Homer Glumplich was a member of the Stonecutters.
Aaron Space Museum
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| Re: Sign Of The Apocalypse, Life Imitates XINO KINER! 05/27/06 [message #271593 ] |
Mi, 31 Mai 2006 17:38 |
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<aaronhirshberg [at] yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1149088854.254405.19610 [at] g10g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
>> But you let in Aaron Gumplich!
>
> You misspelled it. As usual, http://www.snpp.com/episodes/2F09.html
> has the last word on all things Simpsonian.
>
You might say it's the "Simpsonian Institute."
-- R Flowers
---- It's right next the "Aaron Space Museum."
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| Re: Sign Of The Apocalypse, Life Imitates XINO KINER! 05/27/06 [message #271596 ] |
Mi, 31 Mai 2006 20:43 |
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> BTW, Homer Glumplich was a member of the Stonecutters.
>
> Aaron Space Museum
Are you sure about that? I know that he was a member of the newly formed
"No Homers", but I don't recall seeing him at a Stonecutters meeting. I
could be mistaken though.
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| Re: Sign Of The Apocalypse, Life Imitates XINO KINER! 05/27/06 [message #271599 ] |
Mi, 31 Mai 2006 22:25 |
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Xino Kiner wrote:
> > BTW, Homer Glumplich was a member of the Stonecutters.
> >
> > Aaron Space Museum
>
> Are you sure about that? I know that he was a member of the newly formed
> "No Homers", but I don't recall seeing him at a Stonecutters meeting. I
> could be mistaken though.
According to the aforementioned www.snpp.com page, which I don't need
to footnote twice, the following people are Stonecutters.
- The Stonecutter members: {mk}
- Homer
- Lenny
- Carl
- Abe
- Dewey Largo
- Seymour Skinner
- Julius Hibbert
- Charles Montgomery Burns
- Herman
- Chief Wiggum
- Moe the Bartender
- Hershel Krustofski (Krusty)
- Sideshow Mel
- Mr. Van Houten
- Waylon Smithers
- "Number One"
- Kent Brockman
- Joe Quimby
- Groundskeeper Willy
- Steve Guttenberg
- Jasper
- Barney
- Apu
- Adolf Hitler
- Homer Glumplich
- (some green alien)
- (the Egg Council guy)
- Scott Christian
- Asst. Superintendent Leopold
- Xino Kiner
Aaron Space Museum
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| Re: Sign Of The Apocalypse, Life Imitates XINO KINER! 05/27/06 [message #271602 ] |
Do, 01 Juni 2006 02:48 |
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I'd give anything to be a stonecutter!
Except that maybe Otto was right? **shudder**
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| Re: Sign Of The Apocalypse, Life Imitates XINO KINER! 05/27/06 [message #271605 ] |
Do, 01 Juni 2006 08:11 |
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> According to the aforementioned www.snpp.com page, which I don't need
> to footnote twice, the following people are Stonecutters.
> - Homer Glumplich
Actually I'm going to have to disagree with www.snpp.com on this one. I
just watched Homer the Great tonight, and I did NOT see Homer Glumplich at a
Stonecutters meeting. Later, when he made his brief appearance at the No
Homers meeting, you will notice that he was NOT wearing an old Stonecutters
"uniform" as was everyone else, which furthers my opinion that he never was
a Stonecutter.
In cases in which snpp.com conflicts with the actual series, I believe that
the series should be given preference in determining what is canon. I also
believe that the Homer Glumplich entry should be removed from the capsule
until we get this issue resolved.
> - Xino Kiner
Very funny, Aaron. I bet you stayed up all night to think of that one.
[CABF12]
XINO
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