| Life Imitates The Simpsons 05/24/06 Germany Has It's First Country Bear Jambaroo in Years! [message #271495] |
Mi, 24 Mai 2006 16:17 |
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The news story at this link:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060522/sc_afp/germanyaustriaan imals_060522180953
Already occurred in Springfield, years ago:
http://www.snpp.com/episodes/3F20.html
"This is Kent Brockman with a special report from the Channel 6 News
Copter. A large, bear-like animal, most likely a bear, has wandered
down from the hill in search of food or perhaps employment."
I hope the "Impson Family" wasn't hurt by the bear.
"Book 'em Lou. One count of being a bear. And one count of being an
accessory to being a bear."
Aaron Space Museum
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| Re: Life Imitates The Simpsons 05/24/06 Germany Has It's First Country Bear Jambaroo in Years! [message #271496 ] |
Mi, 24 Mai 2006 17:02 |
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<aaronhirshberg [at] yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1148480258.046456.245470 [at] j73g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> The news story at this link:
> http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060522/sc_afp/germanyaustriaan imals_060522180953
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> Already occurred in Springfield, years ago:
> http://www.snpp.com/episodes/3F20.html
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That's what the get for repealing the bear tax.
-- R Flowers
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| Re: Life Imitates The Simpsons 05/24/06 Germany Has It's First Country Bear Jambaroo in Years! [message #271499 ] |
Mi, 24 Mai 2006 18:16 |
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| Re: Life Imitates The Simpsons 05/24/06 Germany Has It's First Country Bear Jambaroo in Years! [message #271509 ] |
Mi, 24 Mai 2006 20:15 |
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Oh, how does it work?
http://www.snpp.com/episodes/3F20.html
Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a
charm.
Lisa: That's spacious reasoning, Dad.
NOT SPACIOUS, SPECIOUS
Homer: Thank you, dear.
Lisa: By your logic I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.
Homer: Oh, how does it work?
Lisa: It doesn't work.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Lisa: It's just a stupid rock.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Lisa: But I don't see any tigers around, do you?
[Homer thinks of this, then pulls out some money]
Homer: Lisa, I want to buy your rock.
[Lisa refuses at first, then takes the exchange]
-- Maybe he wants it as a pet, "Much Apu About Nothing"
Aaron Space Museum
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| Re: Life Imitates The Simpsons 05/24/06 Germany Has It's First Country Bear Jambaroo in Years! [message #271514 ] |
Mi, 24 Mai 2006 22:20 |
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| Re: Life Imitates The Simpsons 05/24/06 Germany Has It's First CountryBear Jambaroo in Years! [message #271527 ] |
Fr, 26 Mai 2006 05:32 |
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aaronhirshberg [at] yahoo.com wrote:
> The news story at this link:
> http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060522/sc_afp/germanyaustriaan imals_060522180953
Great story, that one is.
Animal rights guy: "But they are kinda rare, aren't
they? I mean, come on! We can't just shoot him."
Authority guy (with an air of revelation): "But this
one has actually been seen WALKING AROUND."
Animal rights guy (somewhat taken aback): "You mean,
walking, on-all-four-like, like an - ANIMAL?"
Authority guy (triumphant): "Yeah, just like that.
Plus, we have confirmed reports that every once
in a while ne needs to EAT!"
Amimal rights guy (flabbergasted): "To EAT!"
Authority guy: "Yes! Eat! He ate fluffy white SHEEP!"
Animal rights guy: "SHEEP!"
Authority guy: "Sheep that belonged to PEOPLE!"
Animal rights guy (going apopleptic): "PEOPLE!"
Authority guy: "Yes!"
Animal rights guy: "He EATS PEOPLE!"
Authority guy (grudging): "Well, no, not that."
(With a hint of supreme optimism:) "But he might!"
Animal rights guy: "I didn't know..."
Authority guy (with mock commiseration): "There, there.
It's all very difficult for you, I know. But just
imagine we let him run free and wait till he
walks in one of your traps... You know I'm all for
life and freedom and that whole kind of thing. After
all, I'm German! But just imagine, the longer we
wait - he might even start to BREATHE... you wouldn't
want that, would you?"
Animal rights guy: "No."
Authority guy: "I'm sure you don't. So you see now
that we have to shoot him right here, right now."
Animal rights guy: "Yes, of course, I do."
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