| Unused Bond movie plots [message #271250] |
Do, 18 Mai 2006 21:34 |
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Some unused Bond movie plots and their teaser descriptions:
Bond vs. The Seamstress
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When an evil seamstress plots to stockpile the world's fabric supply,
007 is sent in to unravel this mystery. Will Bond be able to sew this
case up, or will 007 wind up in stitches?
Bond vs. The Stage Magician
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When an evil stage magician plots to steal the Mona Lisa, its up to 007
to prevent this disappearing act from happening. But the magician has
a few tricks up his sleeve to prevent any interference. Can 007 pull a
rabbit out of his hat and succeed in this assignment, or will this be
007's farewell performance?
Bond vs. the Interior Decorator
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Blofeld's mistress poses as a Buckingham Palace interior decorator in
an attempt to poison the Queen. Will Bond be able to pull the rug out
from under her feet, or will this case be curtains for 007?
Bond vs the School Teacher
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When Blofeld poses as a 3rd grade teacher in an attempt to brainwash
England's youth into rebelling against their parents, 007 is sent in
to stop him. Can Bond add up all the clues to solve this one, or will
this case spell doom for her majesty's secret service?
Bond vs. the Arsonist
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The tension heats up when Bond is assigned to capture an arsonist on
the loose in London. Can 007 put this villain on ice? Or will Bond
find himself on the hot seat?
Bond vs. The Circus Troupe
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When a string of jewelry robberies points to a traveling circus act,
Bond is sent undercover as a flying trapeze artist to investigate,
recover the jewels, and apprehend the culprits. Can 007 perform this
difficult balancing act? Or will the ringleader clown have the last
laugh?
--Mike
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| Re: Unused Bond movie plots [message #271251 ] |
Do, 18 Mai 2006 23:55 |
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Mike Feeney wrote:
> Bond vs. The Circus Troupe
> ====================
> When a string of jewelry robberies points to a traveling circus act,
> Bond is sent undercover as a flying trapeze artist to investigate,
> recover the jewels, and apprehend the culprits. Can 007 perform this
> difficult balancing act? Or will the ringleader clown have the last
> laugh?
Hey, wasn't that last one 'Octopussy'?
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| Re: Unused Bond movie plots [message #271255 ] |
Fr, 19 Mai 2006 01:34 |
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Look out Purvis and Wade, this dude has the right stuff.
Mike Feeney wrote:
> Some unused Bond movie plots and their teaser descriptions:
>
>
> Bond vs. The Seamstress
> ===================
> When an evil seamstress plots to stockpile the world's fabric supply,
> 007 is sent in to unravel this mystery. Will Bond be able to sew this
> case up, or will 007 wind up in stitches?
>
>
> Bond vs. The Stage Magician
> =====================
> When an evil stage magician plots to steal the Mona Lisa, its up to 007
> to prevent this disappearing act from happening. But the magician has
> a few tricks up his sleeve to prevent any interference. Can 007 pull a
> rabbit out of his hat and succeed in this assignment, or will this be
> 007's farewell performance?
>
>
> Bond vs. the Interior Decorator
> ======================
> Blofeld's mistress poses as a Buckingham Palace interior decorator in
> an attempt to poison the Queen. Will Bond be able to pull the rug out
> from under her feet, or will this case be curtains for 007?
>
>
> Bond vs the School Teacher
> ====================
> When Blofeld poses as a 3rd grade teacher in an attempt to brainwash
> England's youth into rebelling against their parents, 007 is sent in
> to stop him. Can Bond add up all the clues to solve this one, or will
> this case spell doom for her majesty's secret service?
>
>
> Bond vs. the Arsonist
> ===============
> The tension heats up when Bond is assigned to capture an arsonist on
> the loose in London. Can 007 put this villain on ice? Or will Bond
> find himself on the hot seat?
>
>
> Bond vs. The Circus Troupe
> ====================
> When a string of jewelry robberies points to a traveling circus act,
> Bond is sent undercover as a flying trapeze artist to investigate,
> recover the jewels, and apprehend the culprits. Can 007 perform this
> difficult balancing act? Or will the ringleader clown have the last
> laugh?
>
>
> --Mike
>
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| Re: Unused Bond movie plots [message #271262 ] |
Fr, 19 Mai 2006 12:50 |
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On Thu, 18 May 2006 21:34:27 +0200, Mike Feeney =
<stromberg77 [at] sbcglobal.net> wrote:
> Some unused Bond movie plots and their teaser descriptions:
I thought this was a rather lame post, with some rather lame ideas...
> Bond vs. The Circus Troupe
> =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D
> When a string of jewelry robberies points to a traveling circus act,
> Bond is sent undercover as a flying trapeze artist to investigate,
> recover the jewels, and apprehend the culprits. Can 007 perform this
> difficult balancing act? Or will the ringleader clown have the last
> laugh?
.... until I read this last one.
Well done, Mike! Good to see a fun post here once in a while, amid the =
endless and tedious CR discussions.
-- =
Garmt de Vries
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| Re: Unused Bond movie plots [message #271268 ] |
Fr, 19 Mai 2006 17:27 |
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send in the clown...
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