| McGONAGALL IS EVIL !!! [message #270204] |
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SOURCE: Book 1, Chapter 1
SETTING: Privet Drive Nighttime.
A tabby cat sits stiffly on the wall in front of Number 4. It is
waiting for something. It watches in irritation as the streetlights go
out one by one, and the street becomes progressively darker.
DUMBLEDORE enters, and sits next to her on the wall.
DUMBLEDORE: Fancy seeing you here, Professor McGonagall.
McGONAGALL (Assuming human form): How did you know it was me?
DUMBLEDORE: My dear Professor, I've never seen a cat sit so stiffly.
McGONAGALL (Aside): Curses! Foiled again!
With Dumbledore gone, can anyone protect us from the Evil that is
McGonagall?
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