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Miscellaneous / Verschiedenes » alt.tv.simpsons » kongratulatins to da klass of 2006 frooommm boooooiiiinger king, kome sellabrate, winnz pizizes
kongratulatins to da klass of 2006 frooommm boooooiiiinger king, kome sellabrate, winnz pizizes [message #265930] Mo, 15 Mai 2006 12:21
th booooooooooooooiii[1]  
weee donttt karee iff ur are graduattin fromm nursee skool, preskool,
elemintary skool, middle skool, high skrool, colledge ,univercity, grad
skool, law skool,
beuteee skool, trade skool, teknichal skool
vokational skool, medikal skool,orrr justtt goiinnn too tha next gradee,
booooiiiiinnger
king iss tha official placeee four gradatinnn, hive urrr graduatinn partee
hearr, booooooiiiinnger king gift karrds makee excilint gifts four grads,
booooiiiiiinnnggggeeer king iss highering graduits off all levils, dontt
konfuse usss wifff burger king, reserve urrr privite partee rooms now, winn
a hydeath reddy plasmuh tv

kongratulatins klass of 2006,

klass of 2007, its knot too earlee to apply four tha boooinger king
sklorship


booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggg
AWKJR:KLWAwehrpwa38t-94heioptwtkljk;ljhkl;jhdfkl;asfsa



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Re: kongratulatins to da klass of 2006 frooommm boooooiiiinger king, kome sellabrate, winnz pizizes [message #265962 ] Di, 16 Mai 2006 20:51
Z1kl  
"th booooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnggggggggggger"
<gradsr [at] booooooiingerking.com> wrote in
news:446848ab$0$29273$88260bb3 [at] free.teranews.com:

> weee donttt karee iff ur are graduattin fromm nursee skool, preskool,
> elemintary skool, middle skool, high skrool, colledge ,univercity,
> grad skool, law skool,
> beuteee skool, trade skool, teknichal skool
> vokational skool, medikal skool,orrr justtt goiinnn too tha next
> gradee, booooiiiiinnger
> king iss tha official placeee four gradatinnn, hive urrr graduatinn
> partee hearr, booooooiiiinnger king gift karrds makee excilint gifts
> four grads, booooiiiiiinnnggggeeer king iss highering graduits off all
> levils, dontt konfuse usss wifff burger king, reserve urrr privite
> partee rooms now, winn a hydeath reddy plasmuh tv
>
> kongratulatins klass of 2006,
>
> klass of 2007, its knot too earlee to apply four tha boooinger king
> sklorship
>
>
> booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooiiiii iiiiiiiiiii
> iiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggg
> AWKJR:KLWAwehrpwa38t-94heioptwtkljk;ljhkl;jhdfkl;asfsa
>
>
>
You must've graduated from one of those politically correct schools
run by liberals so concerned about self-esteem. At least you know how
to kiss ass so you'll fit right in! Enjoy your future in the world of
Burger King all of you 2006 left-wing high school graduates. Grades
mean nothing when you're just cheap labor. Aim high and become the
shift supervisor and bring home free burgers and soda to your fat-ass
kids when you get married to the slut you knocked up when three sheets
to the wind at the post-graduation ceremony party.

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Re: kongratulatins to da klass of 2006 frooommm boooooiiiinger king,kome sellabrate, winnz pizizes [message #265963 ] Di, 16 Mai 2006 22:10
duckman  
Z1kl wrote:

>>klass of 2007, its knot too earlee to apply four tha boooinger king
>>sklorship
>>
>>
>> booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooiiiii iiiiiiiiiii
>>iiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggg
>>AWKJR:KLWAwehrpwa38t-94heioptwtkljk;ljhkl;jhdfkl;asfsa
>>
>>
>>
>
> You must've graduated from one of those politically correct schools
> run by liberals


Yeah, no doubt, it was the liberals. And now I must go unplug my toilet.
Some liberals musta overflown it. Then I'll clean out my fridge, full of
rotten food caused by liberals. Watch out, one of them liberals might be
pluggin' your wife as we speak.



--
Come down off the cross
We can use the wood

Tom Waits, Come On Up To The House
Re: kongratulatins to da klass of 2006 frooommm boooooiiiinger king, kome sellabrate, winnz pizizes [message #265967 ] Mi, 17 Mai 2006 01:08
gary.wallace  
On 16-May-2006, Z1kl <nothere [at] noshow.com> wrote:

> You must've graduated from one of those politically correct schools
> run by liberals so concerned about self-esteem. At least you know how
> to kiss ass so you'll fit right in! Enjoy your future in the world of
> Burger King all of you 2006 left-wing high school graduates. Grades
> mean nothing when you're just cheap labor. Aim high and become the
> shift supervisor and bring home free burgers and soda to your fat-ass
> kids when you get married to the slut you knocked up when three sheets
> to the wind at the post-graduation ceremony party.

Wow! You got all of that from his little missive?
I just thought he was stoned or stupid - I did not realize that a person
would be able to decode his political affiliation from the mis-spelled
blather.
Absolutely stunning.
I bet you're a blast at parties!

Gary
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Re: kongratulatins to da klass of 2006 frooommm boooooiiiinger king, kome sellabrate, winnz pizizes [message #265968 ] Mi, 17 Mai 2006 02:45
Gray Shockley  
On Tue, 16 May 2006 18:08:17 -0500, gary.wallace [at] mciter.com wrote:

>
> On 16-May-2006, Z1kl <nothere [at] noshow.com> wrote:
>
>> You must've graduated from one of those politically correct schools
>> run by liberals so concerned about self-esteem. At least you know how
>> to kiss ass so you'll fit right in! Enjoy your future in the world of
>> Burger King all of you 2006 left-wing high school graduates. Grades
>> mean nothing when you're just cheap labor. Aim high and become the
>> shift supervisor and bring home free burgers and soda to your fat-ass
>> kids when you get married to the slut you knocked up when three sheets
>> to the wind at the post-graduation ceremony party.
>
> Wow! You got all of that from his little missive?
> I just thought he was stoned or stupid - I did not realize that a person
> would be able to decode his political affiliation from the mis-spelled
> blather.
> Absolutely stunning.
> I bet you're a blast at parties!
>
> Gary

Naw, Zoopie shows that he never made it to high school (surprise . . .
surprise . . .) because the slut got pregnant prom night and is pregnant at
graduation.

Sheesh . . . them durn furriners use English words but don't they know what
they mean - cuz, of course, they never make it to high school. They can only
speak the language of their home planet, Gibber, in which the words are the
same as in English but which have either different meanings or - more often -
have no meaning at all but are simply regurgitated from the Gibbers' anal
tract which has its opening between the Gibbers' eye and mouths.

But the most interesting thing about Zoopie's missive is that s/he thinks
rednecks are "left-wing". But "three sheets" could only be from an area where
the bootlegger is cuttin' the beer.

Both Falstaff and PBR are interested in interviewing Zoopie as their new
comedic commercials; the series having been titled, "You ain't gonna believe
this fool; if you drink our beer, you won't end up like this waif, adrift in
the morass of human tragedy." ("or sumthin')

And, from East Gloucester - looking across the harbor - a memory brought from
the depths of memory, I bid a pleasant bye-bye now. Y'all come back soon, ya
hear now!"


Gray /and so it goes . . . . /
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