| (Things You've Wanted To Buy) That You Never Have [message #263308] |
Sa, 13 Mai 2006 01:15 |
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There are a lot of things that I've always wanted but never had the joy
to have.
Here are some of them off the top of my head.
Cigars - Always want to try them out to see what the big deal is but
don't want guy at gas station thinking I'm a nasty smoker.
Stilts - I've always wanted some stilts and a long pair of pants.
Shoes that blink when you walk - My mom wouldn't let me get them cause
they had "Mercury" in them, whatever the fuck that is.
Super Soaker - These are advanced water guns from the 1990s.
Numb Chucks - Always wanted them, never saw them for sale.
Red Rider B.B. Gun - This kid in this movie made a big deal about it
and I've wanted one ever since.
Pizza - Always heard kids say "It's my favorite" but never had the
chance to try it.
Wrestling Buddy - They used to have them, lil pillows shaped like Hulk
Hogan, The Macho Man, Million Dollar Man, or The Ultimate Warrior. If
I could buy one now I would, but they're not for sale no more.
Friendship Bracelet - I don't want to buy one, I want someone to give
one to me.
House - Always wanted to buy a house, never had enough cash on hand.
Always spend my extra cash on candy at the 99 cent store.
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| Re: (Things You've Wanted To Buy) That You Never Have [message #263316 ] |
Sa, 13 Mai 2006 17:15 |
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One Small Step For Man, One Giant Leap For Perkoff wrote:
> There are a lot of things that I've always wanted but never had the joy
> to have.
>
> Here are some of them off the top of my head.
>
> Cigars - Always want to try them out to see what the big deal is but
> don't want guy at gas station thinking I'm a nasty smoker.
>
Don't bother with the Kwicki-Mart stogies. Find yourself a cigar store
(I know a few in the Milwaukee area, as well as at some gentleman's
clubs).
> Stilts - I've always wanted some stilts and a long pair of pants.
>
Hit your local Home Depot or Menards and get Drywall stilts. Otherwise
just tie some string through some large coffee cans.
> Shoes that blink when you walk - My mom wouldn't let me get them cause
> they had "Mercury" in them, whatever the fuck that is.
Mercury was the crap you drank out of your mom's anal thermometer. As
for the shoes, don't bother. They only make you more visible when
you're running away from the cops at night.
>
> Super Soaker - These are advanced water guns from the 1990s.
Useless unless you spend half an hour pumping up the water pressure
inside. Of course, what with all the hand pumping you do it wouldn't
be so bad ;^)
>
> Numb Chucks - Always wanted them, never saw them for sale.
>
Nunchuks are what you're looking for, numbnuts. Here:
http://tinyurl.com/ec5cf
> Red Rider B.B. Gun - This kid in this movie made a big deal about it
> and I've wanted one ever since.
>
http://tinyurl.com/fyvkn
> Pizza - Always heard kids say "It's my favorite" but never had the
> chance to try it.
>
Don't let anyone fool you. the best pizza is the frozen store brands.
Best is eaten when defrosted. Putting them in the oven is overrated
and a waste of your precious time.
> Wrestling Buddy - They used to have them, lil pillows shaped like Hulk
> Hogan, The Macho Man, Million Dollar Man, or The Ultimate Warrior. If
> I could buy one now I would, but they're not for sale no more.
>
http://tinyurl.com/zxw9v
> Friendship Bracelet - I don't want to buy one, I want someone to give
> one to me.
>
Sorry, pal, you're on your own for this one.
> House - Always wanted to buy a house, never had enough cash on hand.
> Always spend my extra cash on candy at the 99 cent store.
Ask your mom how much she'd take for hers. She may ask for something
outlandish like your everlasting love and adoration, but if it means
getting a free domicile, I'd swallow a bit of my pride for it.
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| Re: (Things You've Wanted To Buy) That You Never Have [message #263317 ] |
Sa, 13 Mai 2006 17:18 |
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On 12 May 2006 16:15:57 -0700, "One Small Step For Man, One Giant Leap
For Perkoff" <domindme [at] mindless.com> wrote:
>There are a lot of things that I've always wanted but never had the joy
>to have.
>
>Here are some of them off the top of my head.
>
>Cigars - Always want to try them out to see what the big deal is but
>don't want guy at gas station thinking I'm a nasty smoker.
>
>Stilts - I've always wanted some stilts and a long pair of pants.
>
>Shoes that blink when you walk - My mom wouldn't let me get them cause
>they had "Mercury" in them, whatever the fuck that is.
>
>Super Soaker - These are advanced water guns from the 1990s.
>
>Numb Chucks - Always wanted them, never saw them for sale.
>
>Red Rider B.B. Gun - This kid in this movie made a big deal about it
>and I've wanted one ever since.
>
>Pizza - Always heard kids say "It's my favorite" but never had the
>chance to try it.
>
>Wrestling Buddy - They used to have them, lil pillows shaped like Hulk
>Hogan, The Macho Man, Million Dollar Man, or The Ultimate Warrior. If
>I could buy one now I would, but they're not for sale no more.
>
>Friendship Bracelet - I don't want to buy one, I want someone to give
>one to me.
>
>House - Always wanted to buy a house, never had enough cash on hand.
>Always spend my extra cash on candy at the 99 cent store.
I've always wanted a real Star Wars star ship frighter so I can get
off this rock.
--
Christopher
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