| Becoming a Sith Lord [message #262251] |
So, 07 Mai 2006 18:09 |
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Hi,
I wanted to learn how to become a lord of the sith. I was wondering if
I first have to become a jedi first before I can start learning the
powers of the Sith. I think that it would be really cool to learn how
get lightning come out of your fingertips. But maybe it is just better
to remain a Jedi.
Also could some people recommend me a good instructor who will teach me
the ways of the Force. I checked the yellow pages but could not find a
Jedi instructor located in my area. So if you know somebody, please
post the information. I am willing to pay up to $60/hr to learn how to
become a Jedi knight.
Thank you,
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| Re: Becoming a Sith Lord [message #262254 ] |
So, 07 Mai 2006 20:31 |
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On 7 May 2006 09:09:21 -0700, "Zero" <talltree0 [at] yahoo.com> wrote:
>Hi,
>
>I wanted to learn how to become a lord of the sith. I was wondering if
>I first have to become a jedi first before I can start learning the
>powers of the Sith. I think that it would be really cool to learn how
>get lightning come out of your fingertips. But maybe it is just better
>to remain a Jedi.
>
>Also could some people recommend me a good instructor who will teach me
>the ways of the Force. I checked the yellow pages but could not find a
>Jedi instructor located in my area. So if you know somebody, please
>post the information. I am willing to pay up to $60/hr to learn how to
>become a Jedi knight.
>
>Thank you,
Step 1: Contact the Jedi Temple on Coruscant and ask them if they'd
be willing to test you for Force sensitivity.
Step 2: After they reject you, PayPal me the $60/hr and I will let
you play with the Sith lightsaber I bought at Target.
Come to think of it, you can skip step 1.
Todd
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| Re: Becoming a Sith Lord [message #262255 ] |
So, 07 Mai 2006 21:03 |
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easy. put a gun in your mouth. pull the trigger. as soon as you stop the
bullet. you're a sith lord.
cheers!
Doc
"Zero" <talltree0 [at] yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1147018161.702403.215470 [at] i40g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
> Hi,
>
> I wanted to learn how to become a lord of the sith. I was wondering if
> I first have to become a jedi first before I can start learning the
> powers of the Sith. I think that it would be really cool to learn how
> get lightning come out of your fingertips. But maybe it is just better
> to remain a Jedi.
>
> Also could some people recommend me a good instructor who will teach me
> the ways of the Force. I checked the yellow pages but could not find a
> Jedi instructor located in my area. So if you know somebody, please
> post the information. I am willing to pay up to $60/hr to learn how to
> become a Jedi knight.
>
> Thank you,
>
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| Re: Becoming a Sith Lord [message #263227 ] |
Mo, 08 Mai 2006 15:48 |
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President Bush is a Sith Lord. Not a very smart one, but twice as evil.
> Hi,
>
> I wanted to learn how to become a lord of the sith. I was wondering if
> I first have to become a jedi first before I can start learning the
> powers of the Sith. I think that it would be really cool to learn how
> get lightning come out of your fingertips. But maybe it is just better
> to remain a Jedi.
>
> Also could some people recommend me a good instructor who will teach me
> the ways of the Force. I checked the yellow pages but could not find a
> Jedi instructor located in my area. So if you know somebody, please
> post the information. I am willing to pay up to $60/hr to learn how to
> become a Jedi knight.
>
> Thank you,
>
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| Re: Becoming a Sith Lord [message #263228 ] |
Mo, 08 Mai 2006 15:49 |
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You forgot to tell him to load it. And you didn't specify whether to use a
real gun, or a squirt gun.
> easy. put a gun in your mouth. pull the trigger. as soon as you stop the
> bullet. you're a sith lord.
>
> cheers!
> Doc
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| Re: Becoming a Sith Lord [message #263230 ] |
Mo, 08 Mai 2006 18:01 |
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I don't have a paypal account. But I can send you a money order.
Please let me know where to send it and I could give you $60.
Todd wrote:
> On 7 May 2006 09:09:21 -0700, "Zero" <talltree0 [at] yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >Hi,
> >
> >I wanted to learn how to become a lord of the sith. I was wondering if
> >I first have to become a jedi first before I can start learning the
> >powers of the Sith. I think that it would be really cool to learn how
> >get lightning come out of your fingertips. But maybe it is just better
> >to remain a Jedi.
> >
> >Also could some people recommend me a good instructor who will teach me
> >the ways of the Force. I checked the yellow pages but could not find a
> >Jedi instructor located in my area. So if you know somebody, please
> >post the information. I am willing to pay up to $60/hr to learn how to
> >become a Jedi knight.
> >
> >Thank you,
>
>
> Step 1: Contact the Jedi Temple on Coruscant and ask them if they'd
> be willing to test you for Force sensitivity.
>
> Step 2: After they reject you, PayPal me the $60/hr and I will let
> you play with the Sith lightsaber I bought at Target.
>
> Come to think of it, you can skip step 1.
>
> Todd
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| Re: Becoming a Sith Lord [message #263238 ] |
Di, 09 Mai 2006 01:06 |
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You must learn to release the evil - oh wait - that was Little Nicky,
nevermind!
$60 an hour, yea good Jedi Whores are hard to find!
"Zero" <talltree0 [at] yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1147018161.702403.215470 [at] i40g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
> Hi,
>
> I wanted to learn how to become a lord of the sith. I was wondering if
> I first have to become a jedi first before I can start learning the
> powers of the Sith. I think that it would be really cool to learn how
> get lightning come out of your fingertips. But maybe it is just better
> to remain a Jedi.
>
> Also could some people recommend me a good instructor who will teach me
> the ways of the Force. I checked the yellow pages but could not find a
> Jedi instructor located in my area. So if you know somebody, please
> post the information. I am willing to pay up to $60/hr to learn how to
> become a Jedi knight.
>
> Thank you,
>
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| Re: Becoming a Sith Lord [message #263245 ] |
Di, 09 Mai 2006 14:54 |
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Make Cheque Payable to:
Master Yoda
The Swamp
Dagobah
PO Box THX 1138
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| Re: Becoming a Sith Lord [message #263256 ] |
Mi, 10 Mai 2006 07:04 |
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Jedi Apprentice wrote:
> Make Cheque Payable to:
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> Master Yoda
> The Swamp
> Dagobah
> PO Box THX 1138
Post of the year, no question.
Andr=E9
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| Re: Becoming a Sith Lord [message #263257 ] |
Mi, 10 Mai 2006 07:21 |
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homem-da-natureza [at] hotmail.com wrote:
> Jedi Apprentice wrote:
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>>Make Cheque Payable to:
>>
>>Master Yoda
>>The Swamp
>>Dagobah
>>PO Box THX 1138
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>
> Post of the year, no question.
Agree, absolute genius.
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