| The Ballad of arizonadreaming [message #254688] |
Do, 20 April 2006 21:16 |
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Sung to the tune of "California Dreaming" by The Mommas and the Poppas.
No, I do not have the lamest taste in music ever, and they are not a
dinosaur band!
We think he's a clown - think he's a clown
And he won't go away - won't go away
All he does is talk - all he does is talk
Repeating what others say - what others say
He'd do us no harm - do us no harm
If he'd go away - If he'd go away
arizonadreamin - arizonadreamin
Thinks everyone in Springfield is gay - had to fit that in some way!
:-)
Stopped into a McDonald's
He passed along the way
He went to Regal Cinemas - went to Regal Cinemas
To see a movie one day - see a movie one day
He'd do us no harm - do us no harm
If he'd go away - If he'd go away
arizonadreamin - arizonadreamin
Thinks NASCAR is gay - had to fit that in some way! :-)
Aaron Space Museum
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| Re: The Ballad of arizonadreaming [message #254689 ] |
Do, 20 April 2006 21:46 |
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<aaronhirshberg [at] yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1145560569.930312.201890 [at] z34g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
> Sung to the tune of "California Dreaming" by The Mommas and the Poppas.
> No, I do not have the lamest taste in music ever, and they are not a
> dinosaur band!
>
<snipped EXCELLENT song parody>
Slow day at work?
-- R Flowers
---- _I'd_ never do anything like that at work...
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| Re: The Ballad of arizonadreaming [message #254690 ] |
Do, 20 April 2006 22:18 |
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R Flowers wrote:
> <aaronhirshberg [at] yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1145560569.930312.201890 [at] z34g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
> > Sung to the tune of "California Dreaming" by The Mommas and the Poppas.
> > No, I do not have the lamest taste in music ever, and they are not a
> > dinosaur band!
> >
> <snipped EXCELLENT song parody>
>
> Slow day at work?
That took two minutes.
Aaron Space Museum
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| Re: The Ballad of arizonadreaming [message #254691 ] |
Do, 20 April 2006 22:19 |
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Shut up! That's why!
Aaron Space Museum
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| Re: The Ballad of arizonadreaming [message #254694 ] |
Fr, 21 April 2006 00:35 |
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Excellent - It appears to fit - in in more ways than matching the song.
Besides, it was a slow day at work.
Gary
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| Re: The Ballad of arizonadreaming [message #254718 ] |
Fr, 21 April 2006 12:04 |
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<aaronhirshberg [at] yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1145560569.930312.201890 [at] z34g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
> Sung to the tune of "California Dreaming" by The Mommas and the Poppas.
> No, I do not have the lamest taste in music ever, and they are not a
> dinosaur band!
>
> We think he's a clown - think he's a clown
I disagree. Clowning is an intelligent artform. This asshole perkoff is
nothing but a pizza-faced loser.
http://geocities.com/think_marty_mcfly/stalker.html
> And he won't go away - won't go away
> All he does is talk - all he does is talk
> Repeating what others say - what others say
> He'd do us no harm - do us no harm
> If he'd go away - If he'd go away
> arizonadreamin - arizonadreamin
> Thinks everyone in Springfield is gay - had to fit that in some way!
> :-)
>
> Stopped into a McDonald's
> He passed along the way
> He went to Regal Cinemas - went to Regal Cinemas
> To see a movie one day - see a movie one day
> He'd do us no harm - do us no harm
> If he'd go away - If he'd go away
> arizonadreamin - arizonadreamin
> Thinks NASCAR is gay - had to fit that in some way! :-)
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| Re: The Ballad of arizonadreaming [message #254720 ] |
Fr, 21 April 2006 15:44 |
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"Li'l Slugger" <Maromi [at] paranoiaagent.com> wrote in message
news:e722g.57405$1q4.13586 [at] bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
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> <aaronhirshberg [at] yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1145560569.930312.201890 [at] z34g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
>> Sung to the tune of "California Dreaming" by The Mommas and the Poppas.
>> No, I do not have the lamest taste in music ever, and they are not a
>> dinosaur band!
>>
>> We think he's a clown - think he's a clown
>
> I disagree. Clowning is an intelligent artform. This asshole perkoff is
> nothing but a pizza-faced loser.
>
He's obviously never been to clown college.
-- R Flowers
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| Re: The Ballad of arizonadreaming [message #254721 ] |
Fr, 21 April 2006 17:05 |
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You guys are funny. I am glad you responded the way you did. It means
that the old timers in this ng still have their senses of humor.
I look at today's postings by arizonadreaming 04/21/06, and I see that
he is completely out of control. In the past few days he has been
describing some of the following:
1. Murdering children via neglect (leaving them in a hot car).
2. Sodomizing animals and killing them in the process.
3. De-humanizing women.
4. Deriving pleasure from watching children perform their bodily
functions while they are being potty trained.
5. Something called a "Big Penis Car".
Topic #3 is the only one the Simpsons ever dealt with! The others are
far beyond what we consider proper behavior here. We normally never go
beyond the type of irreverent humor you might see on Comedy Central, or
the dry sarcasm of Jay Leno or Jon Stewart. This guy is qualitatively
worse than Rob Wade, and quantitatively worse than all the other trolls
put together.
Getting back into character, all I can say is:
>> We think he's a clown - think he's a clown
> I disagree. Clowning is an intelligent artform. This asshole perkoff is
> nothing but a pizza-faced loser.
Well, some type of farm animal, anyway.
BTW, "Li'l Slugger", what's a "perkoff"?
Aaron Space Museum
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| Re: The Ballad of arizonadreaming [message #254722 ] |
Fr, 21 April 2006 17:24 |
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<aaronhirshberg [at] yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1145631927.556080.174600 [at] j33g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> This guy is qualitatively
> worse than Rob Wade, and quantitatively worse than all the other trolls
> put together.
>
Quantity is right. It's rich how many people respond, bitching and moaning,
while blindly cross-posting to all those NGs themselves:
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> some stuff
>> some more stuff
>>> About 300 lines worth of stuff
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QUIT JUNKING UP OUR NEWSGROUP!
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Hilarious!
-- R Flowers
---- still waiting for someone to start up alt.cities.springfield so the
trolls can take over that, too
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