| (BREAKING NEWS) Tom Cruise renounces Scientology, converts! [message #249260] |
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April 19, 2006 (UPI)- In a shocking development, actor Tom Cruise has
renounced his belief in Scientology.
His decision apparently came to him, he states in an interview tonight,
following a vision: "I was planning my latest efforts to save the Earth
from Xemu the Merciless, when a vision appeared before me. It was
Obi-Wan Kenobi. He spoke to me, and said, 'You must become a Jedi like
your father before you. Use the Force, Tom. Use the Force'. I
realized then the pourpose for which I was created, to save the galaxy
from the Dark Lords of the Sith. I go now, to train at the feet of
Master Yoda, and to learn the ways of the Jedi and pass on what I have
learned to my own children. May the force be with you.".
He then ate a placenta, while jumping up and down on a couch, and took
off in his X-Wing for a galaxy far, far away.
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Now just throw your hands in the motherf**kin air
And wave the motherf**kers like ya just don't care
Yeah roll up the dank, and pour the drank
And watch your step (why?) cuz Doggy's on the gank
My bank roll's on swoll
My s**t's on hit, legit, now I'm on parole, stroll
with the Dogg Pound right behind me
and up in yo b***h, is where ya might find me
Layin that, playin that G Thang
She want the nigga with the biggest nuts, and guess what?
He is I, and I am him, slim with the tilted brim
What's my motherf**kin name?
--Snoop Dogg, "Who (n.N.) Am I (What's My Name)"
We will we will rock you.
--Queen
I AM CORNHOLIO!!!
--Cornholio
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