| Captain Infinity's Notes on "The Last of the Red Hat Mamas" [message #248448] |
Mo, 17 April 2006 02:31 |
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Lots of things happen during this episode so it's hard to keep things
straight. There's an Easter Egg hunt. Homer has sex with his bowling
ball. Marge joins a gang of old-lady lesbian egg thieves. Jackie Chan
makes a movie with Pepsi's stunt double. Marge goes sky-diving without
a helmet. Homer does something stupid. Lisa does something boring.
DYN's:
* Ralph has a hole in his Easter basket
* Marge's friends include Lisa and the stove
* Italian Americans dump bodies in the ocean and shoot people who ask
questions
* The crazy cat-throwing lady is crazy and throws cats
* Millhouse has blue Groucho eyebrows. So does Smithers
* Mr. Burns has three dots on his head
* Lou and Chief Wiggum are gay
* Moe commits suicide twice
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Captain Infinity
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| Re: Captain Infinity's Notes on "The Last of the Red Hat Mamas" [message #248449 ] |
Mo, 17 April 2006 02:52 |
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DYN: The clever 'play-on-words' device employed once again, "Permission
granted Lou granted", used to make a totally irrelevent reference to Mary
Richards' former boss.
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"Captain Infinity" <Infinity [at] captaininfinity.us> wrote in message
news:qrm542p53a9plrsq4eje8bp1o5f875pusj [at] 4ax.com...
> Lots of things happen during this episode so it's hard to keep things
> straight. There's an Easter Egg hunt. Homer has sex with his bowling
> ball. Marge joins a gang of old-lady lesbian egg thieves. Jackie Chan
> makes a movie with Pepsi's stunt double. Marge goes sky-diving without
> a helmet. Homer does something stupid. Lisa does something boring.
>
> DYN's:
>
> * Ralph has a hole in his Easter basket
>
> * Marge's friends include Lisa and the stove
>
> * Italian Americans dump bodies in the ocean and shoot people who ask
> questions
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> * The crazy cat-throwing lady is crazy and throws cats
>
> * Millhouse has blue Groucho eyebrows. So does Smithers
>
> * Mr. Burns has three dots on his head
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> * Lou and Chief Wiggum are gay
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> * Moe commits suicide twice
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>
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> Captain Infinity
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| Re: Captain Infinity's Notes on "The Last of the Red Hat Mamas" [message #254517 ] |
Di, 18 April 2006 04:38 |
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Captain Infinity wrote:
> Lots of things happen during this episode so it's hard to keep things
> straight. There's an Easter Egg hunt. Homer has sex with his bowling
> ball. Marge joins a gang of old-lady lesbian egg thieves. Jackie Chan
> makes a movie with Pepsi's stunt double. Marge goes sky-diving without
> a helmet. Homer does something stupid. Lisa does something boring.
>
> DYN's:
>
> * Ralph has a hole in his Easter basket
>
> * Marge's friends include Lisa and the stove
>
> * Italian Americans dump bodies in the ocean and shoot people who ask
> questions
>
> * The crazy cat-throwing lady is crazy and throws cats
>
> * Millhouse has blue Groucho eyebrows. So does Smithers
>
> * Mr. Burns has three dots on his head
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> * Lou and Chief Wiggum are gay
>
> * Moe commits suicide twice
Thank you for reviewing a repeat, Captain, most tv critics shy away
from them but we can count on you!
Please x-post these to RAT in the future === ooh, ooh, the future!!!
...
Garondo Marondo!
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| Re: Captain Infinity's Notes on "The Last of the Red Hat Mamas" [message #254529 ] |
Di, 18 April 2006 16:09 |
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Captain Infinity, you mock me. My episodic reviews may record the
observation of details that you may consider ordinary, but I also
observe and report on references to popular culture and history that
others sometimes miss (who am I making fun of right now?). I just
re-read your review. You mention the Pepsi commercial with Jay Mohr
and Jackie Chan. I once referred to a soda commercial where a guy was
riding a shark as if Abe were doing it. YOU MOCK ME! BTW, didn't the
dog from Frasier ride the dolphin from SeaQuest in one episode of OFF?
Space Museum
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| Re: Captain Infinity's Notes on "The Last of the Red Hat Mamas" [message #254547 ] |
Di, 18 April 2006 19:51 |
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Once Upon A Time aaronhirshberg [at] yahoo.com wrote:
>Captain Infinity, you mock me. My episodic reviews may record the
>observation of details that you may consider ordinary, but I also
>observe and report on references to popular culture and history that
>others sometimes miss (who am I making fun of right now?). I just
>re-read your review. You mention the Pepsi commercial with Jay Mohr
>and Jackie Chan. I once referred to a soda commercial where a guy was
>riding a shark as if Abe were doing it. YOU MOCK ME! BTW, didn't the
>dog from Frasier ride the dolphin from SeaQuest in one episode of OFF?
>
>Space Museum
I'm not mocking you; get over yourself. I'm just presenting my observations
of the episode, as many others in ATS do. Perhaps I have noticed things that
others viewers haven't? If so, I like to point them out so those viewer's
enjoyment of the episode is enhanced. For instance, in scanning past posts I
see that no one...NO ONE...has ever mentioned that Mr. Burns has three dots on
his head. Except me, that is. It seems as if I'm the only one who has ever
noticed this, so I pointed it out. How does this mock you?
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Captain Infinity
..."Without TV it's hard to know when
one day ends and the other begins." --Homer Simpson
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| Re: Captain Infinity's Notes on "The Last of the Red Hat Mamas" [message #254548 ] |
Di, 18 April 2006 19:54 |
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Once Upon A Time GarondoMarondo [at] hotmail.com wrote:
>Thank you for reviewing a repeat, Captain, most tv critics shy away
>from them but we can count on you!
Thank you. I'm just trying to point out some things that viewers might have
missed the first time around.
>Please x-post these to RAT in the future === ooh, ooh, the future!!!
I don't know if I want to do that. Alt.tv.simpsons seems to be the right
place for Simpsons posts. Feel free to crosspost your replies wherever you
wish, though; it's a free internet.
**
Captain Infinity
...except in China
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| Re: Captain Infinity's Notes on "The Last of the Red Hat Mamas" [message #254550 ] |
Di, 18 April 2006 19:57 |
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BTW, I was making fun of Sideshow Mel. He would talk the way that was
written. Or Xino Kiner.
Captain Infinity sounds like the name of:
1. A comic book superhero sidekick.
2. A Sesame Street character.
Space Museum
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| Re: Captain Infinity's Notes on "The Last of the Red Hat Mamas" [message #254566 ] |
Di, 18 April 2006 22:46 |
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Once Upon A Time aaronhirshberg [at] yahoo.com wrote:
>Captain Infinity sounds like the name of:
>1. A comic book superhero sidekick.
>2. A Sesame Street character.
Can't I be both?
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Captain Infinity
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| Re: Captain Infinity's Notes on "The Last of the Red Hat Mamas" [message #254567 ] |
Di, 18 April 2006 23:12 |
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In article <k0ka42d3vv07lg2418ocd9me0hhbgqp1cn [at] 4ax.com>,
Captain Infinity <Infinity [at] captaininfinity.us> wrote:
> Once Upon A Time aaronhirshberg [at] yahoo.com wrote:
>
> >Captain Infinity sounds like the name of:
> >1. A comic book superhero sidekick.
> >2. A Sesame Street character.
>
> Can't I be both?
We only like muppets around here...
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"Read less. More TV." - Dr. Greg House, "House"
http://homepage.mac.com/ijball/TV-Blog/
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| Re: Captain Infinity's Notes on "The Last of the Red Hat Mamas" [message #254568 ] |
Di, 18 April 2006 23:21 |
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Once Upon A Time Ian J. Ball wrote:
>In article <k0ka42d3vv07lg2418ocd9me0hhbgqp1cn [at] 4ax.com>,
> Captain Infinity <Infinity [at] captaininfinity.us> wrote:
>
>> Once Upon A Time aaronhirshberg [at] yahoo.com wrote:
>>
>> >Captain Infinity sounds like the name of:
>> >1. A comic book superhero sidekick.
>> >2. A Sesame Street character.
>>
>> Can't I be both?
>
>We only like muppets around here...
That's not what *I* heard. But just in case, you keep your hand away
from my ass.
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Captain Infinity
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| Re: Captain Infinity's Notes on "The Last of the Red Hat Mamas" [message #254575 ] |
Mi, 19 April 2006 01:06 |
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On 18-Apr-2006, "Ian J. Ball" <ijball***NO-SPAM*** [at] mac.com.invalid> wrote:
> n article <k0ka42d3vv07lg2418ocd9me0hhbgqp1cn [at] 4ax.com>,
> Captain Infinity <Infinity [at] captaininfinity.us> wrote:
>
> > Once Upon A Time aaronhirshberg [at] yahoo.com wrote:
> >
> > >Captain Infinity sounds like the name of:
> > >1. A comic book superhero sidekick.
> > >2. A Sesame Street character.
> >
> > Can't I be both?
>
> We only like muppets around here...
mmmmm, Muppets.
Can a Sesame street character be a super hero side kick?
Odd question.
Please feel free to fill this new possibility space...
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| Re: Captain Infinity's Notes on "The Last of the Red Hat Mamas" [message #254585 ] |
Mi, 19 April 2006 02:04 |
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The possibilities are, ahem, 'infinite'. Now for your all important catch
phrase... "To infinity and beyond" is taken already, but perhaps Buzz
Lightyear would be willing to sell the rights to it?
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"Captain Infinity" <Infinity [at] captaininfinity.us> wrote in message
news:k0ka42d3vv07lg2418ocd9me0hhbgqp1cn [at] 4ax.com...
> Once Upon A Time aaronhirshberg [at] yahoo.com wrote:
>
> >Captain Infinity sounds like the name of:
> >1. A comic book superhero sidekick.
> >2. A Sesame Street character.
>
> Can't I be both?
>
>
> **
> Captain Infinity
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| Re: Captain Infinity's Notes on "The Last of the Red Hat Mamas" [message #254587 ] |
Mi, 19 April 2006 02:22 |
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Once Upon A Time Herb Kauhry wrote:
>The possibilities are, ahem, 'infinite'. Now for your all important catch
>phrase... "To infinity and beyond" is taken already, but perhaps Buzz
>Lightyear would be willing to sell the rights to it?
I already have a catch phrase, and it's 15 characters smaller than
Buzz's mouthful.
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Captain Infinity
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| Re: Captain Infinity's Notes on "The Last of the Red Hat Mamas" [message #254588 ] |
Mi, 19 April 2006 02:17 |
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On Wed, 19 Apr 2006 00:22:46 GMT, Captain Infinity
<Infinity [at] captaininfinity.us> wrote:
>Once Upon A Time Herb Kauhry wrote:
>
>>The possibilities are, ahem, 'infinite'. Now for your all important catch
>>phrase... "To infinity and beyond" is taken already, but perhaps Buzz
>>Lightyear would be willing to sell the rights to it?
>
>I already have a catch phrase, and it's 15 characters smaller than
>Buzz's mouthful.
"Up and at them"?
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| Re: Captain Infinity's Notes on "The Last of the Red Hat Mamas" [message #254589 ] |
Mi, 19 April 2006 02:32 |
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Once Upon A Time David wrote:
>On Wed, 19 Apr 2006 00:22:46 GMT, Captain Infinity
><Infinity [at] captaininfinity.us> wrote:
>
>>Once Upon A Time Herb Kauhry wrote:
>>
>>>The possibilities are, ahem, 'infinite'. Now for your all important catch
>>>phrase... "To infinity and beyond" is taken already, but perhaps Buzz
>>>Lightyear would be willing to sell the rights to it?
>>
>>I already have a catch phrase, and it's 15 characters smaller than
>>Buzz's mouthful.
>
>"Up and at them"?
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Captain Infinity
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| Re: Captain Infinity's Notes on "The Last of the Red Hat Mamas" [message #254605 ] |
Mi, 19 April 2006 04:03 |
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I think you meant, "Up and atom".
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"David" <dimlan17 [at] yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:ob0b42p02bpqv2bdqbkqsgpf2v179fritm [at] 4ax.com...
> On Wed, 19 Apr 2006 00:22:46 GMT, Captain Infinity
> <Infinity [at] captaininfinity.us> wrote:
>
> >Once Upon A Time Herb Kauhry wrote:
> >
> >>The possibilities are, ahem, 'infinite'. Now for your all important
catch
> >>phrase... "To infinity and beyond" is taken already, but perhaps Buzz
> >>Lightyear would be willing to sell the rights to it?
> >
> >I already have a catch phrase, and it's 15 characters smaller than
> >Buzz's mouthful.
>
> "Up and at them"?
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| Re: Captain Infinity's Notes on "The Last of the Red Hat Mamas" [message #254606 ] |
Mi, 19 April 2006 04:00 |
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On Tue, 18 Apr 2006 22:03:40 -0400, "Herb Kauhry" <tiptoe [at] tulip.me>
wrote:
>I think you meant, "Up and atom".
Up and at them!
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| Re: Captain Infinity's Notes on "The Last of the Red Hat Mamas" [message #254630 ] |
Mi, 19 April 2006 15:33 |
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Boys and girls! Today on Sesame Street we are going to explain, ....
DIVISION BY ZERO! And here to help us is, ... CAPTAIN INFINITY!
<Sideshow Mel voice>: LOOK! IT'S CAPTAIN INFINITY!
Aaron Space Museum
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| Re: Captain Infinity's Notes on "The Last of the Red Hat Mamas" [message #254635 ] |
Mi, 19 April 2006 15:54 |
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<aaronhirshberg [at] yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1145453601.414984.158200 [at] g10g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> Boys and girls! Today on Sesame Street we are going to explain, ....
> DIVISION BY ZERO! And here to help us is, ... CAPTAIN INFINITY!
>
> <Sideshow Mel voice>: LOOK! IT'S CAPTAIN INFINITY!
>
Don't forget his sidekick, IMAGINARY NUMBER BOY, played by Mickey Rooney!
-- R Flowers
---- Or Andy Rooney, it's all good.
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| Re: Captain Infinity's Notes on "The Last of the Red Hat Mamas" [message #254636 ] |
Mi, 19 April 2006 15:58 |
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Andy Rooney, Mickey Rooney, Andy Devine, Divine, Mickey Mouse, ...
weren't all these people in Krusty's movie?
Aaron Space Museum
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Do, 20 April 2006 15:06 |
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I have a feeling this thread will go on - forever.
signed,
Dr. Moebius
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"R Flowers" <rflowers [at] Tinbowlinggreen.com> wrote in message
news:Bir1g.691156$084.310364 [at] attbi_s22...
> <aaronhirshberg [at] yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1145453601.414984.158200 [at] g10g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> > Boys and girls! Today on Sesame Street we are going to explain, ....
> > DIVISION BY ZERO! And here to help us is, ... CAPTAIN INFINITY!
> >
> > <Sideshow Mel voice>: LOOK! IT'S CAPTAIN INFINITY!
> >
>
> Don't forget his sidekick, IMAGINARY NUMBER BOY, played by Mickey Rooney!
>
> -- R Flowers
> ---- Or Andy Rooney, it's all good.
>
>
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| Re: Captain Infinity's Notes on "The Last of the Red Hat Mamas" [message #254674 ] |
Do, 20 April 2006 15:18 |
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>
> We only like muppets around here...
>
What's a Muppet?
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| Re: Captain Infinity's Notes on "The Last of the Red Hat Mamas" [message #254675 ] |
Do, 20 April 2006 15:18 |
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David wrote:
> On Tue, 18 Apr 2006 22:03:40 -0400, "Herb Kauhry" <tiptoe [at] tulip.me>
> wrote:
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>> I think you meant, "Up and atom".
>
> Up and at them!
Up and atom!!!
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| Re: Captain Infinity's Notes on "The Last of the Red Hat Mamas" [message #254680 ] |
Do, 20 April 2006 18:20 |
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Funky wrote:
> >
> > We only like muppets around here...
> >
> What's a Muppet?
I feel sad for you.
Brian
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If televison's a babysitter, the Internet is a drunk librarian who
won't shut up.
-- Dorothy Gambrell (http://catandgirl.com)
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| Re: Captain Infinity's Notes on "The Last of the Red Hat Mamas" [message #254683 ] |
Do, 20 April 2006 18:51 |
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On Fri, 21 Apr 2006 01:18:46 +1200, Funky <good [at] evil.com> wrote:
>David wrote:
>> On Tue, 18 Apr 2006 22:03:40 -0400, "Herb Kauhry" <tiptoe [at] tulip.me>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> I think you meant, "Up and atom".
>>
>> Up and at them!
>
>Up and atom!!!
Moors!
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| Re: Captain Infinity's Notes on "The Last of the Red Hat Mamas" [message #254684 ] |
Do, 20 April 2006 19:32 |
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In article <s0ff42ppvhns26020pqvpvqj4d34ur5t91 [at] 4ax.com>,
David <dimlan17 [at] yahoo.com> wrote:
> On Fri, 21 Apr 2006 01:18:46 +1200, Funky <good [at] evil.com> wrote:
>
> >David wrote:
> >> On Tue, 18 Apr 2006 22:03:40 -0400, "Herb Kauhry" <tiptoe [at] tulip.me>
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >>> I think you meant, "Up and atom".
> >>
> >> Up and at them!
> >
> >Up and atom!!!
>
> Moors!
You were doing it wrong, anyways! It's:
UP AND AT 'EM!!1!
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"Read less. More TV." - Dr. Greg House, "House"
http://homepage.mac.com/ijball/TV-Blog/
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| Re: Captain Infinity's Notes on "The Last of the Red Hat Mamas" [message #254685 ] |
Do, 20 April 2006 19:44 |
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On Thu, 20 Apr 2006 10:32:34 -0700, "Ian J. Ball"
<ijball***NO-SPAM*** [at] mac.com.invalid> wrote:
>In article <s0ff42ppvhns26020pqvpvqj4d34ur5t91 [at] 4ax.com>,
> David <dimlan17 [at] yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 21 Apr 2006 01:18:46 +1200, Funky <good [at] evil.com> wrote:
>>
>> >David wrote:
>> >> On Tue, 18 Apr 2006 22:03:40 -0400, "Herb Kauhry" <tiptoe [at] tulip.me>
>> >> wrote:
>> >>
>> >>> I think you meant, "Up and atom".
>> >>
>> >> Up and at them!
>> >
>> >Up and atom!!!
>>
>> Moors!
>
>You were doing it wrong, anyways! It's:
>
> UP AND AT 'EM!!1!
You couldn't be more wrong if this was the wrongiest day of the year
and you had an electrified wronger machine.
http://www.snpp.com/episodes/2F17.html
Coach: Up and atom!
Rainier: Up and at them!
Coach: Up and atom!
Rainier: Up and at them!
Coach: [annoyed] Up and atom!
Rainier: [louder] Up and at them!
Coach: [covers his eyes] Better.
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| Re: Captain Infinity's Notes on "The Last of the Red Hat Mamas" [message #254693 ] |
Fr, 21 April 2006 00:02 |
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David wrote:
> On Fri, 21 Apr 2006 01:18:46 +1200, Funky <good [at] evil.com> wrote:
>
> > David wrote:
> >> On Tue, 18 Apr 2006 22:03:40 -0400, "Herb Kauhry" <tiptoe [at] tulip.me>
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >>> I think you meant, "Up and atom".
> >>
> >> Up and at them!
> >
> > Up and atom!!!
>
> Moors!
I'm sorry, but the card says "Moops".
Brian
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If televison's a babysitter, the Internet is a drunk librarian who
won't shut up.
-- Dorothy Gambrell (http://catandgirl.com)
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| Re: Captain Infinity's Notes on "The Last of the Red Hat Mamas" [message #254699 ] |
Fr, 21 April 2006 00:39 |
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David wrote:
> On Fri, 21 Apr 2006 01:18:46 +1200, Funky <good [at] evil.com> wrote:
>
>
>>David wrote:
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>>>On Tue, 18 Apr 2006 22:03:40 -0400, "Herb Kauhry" <tiptoe [at] tulip.me>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>I think you meant, "Up and atom".
>>>
>>>Up and at them!
>>
>>Up and atom!!!
>
>
> Moors!
Moops?
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