| Re: Celebrity Deathmatch [message #248189] |
Di, 18 April 2006 01:41 |
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"*****General" <*****General [at] j.*> wrote in message news:...
> The Venue: The Lost Island.
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> The Conundrum: Who would win in a three way fight between James Bond, Jack
> Bauer and Jason Bourne?
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> Discuss.
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> My vote would be Bourne because he learnt his craft in the jungle so would
> have an important advantage.
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| Re: Celebrity Deathmatch [message #254461 ] |
Do, 20 April 2006 02:22 |
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*****General wrote:
> "*****General" <*****General [at] j.*> wrote in message news:...
>> The Venue: The Lost Island.
>>
>> The Conundrum: Who would win in a three way fight between James
>> Bond, Jack Bauer and Jason Bourne?
>>
>> Discuss.
>>
>> My vote would be Bourne because he learnt his craft in the jungle so
>> would have an important advantage.
I'd have to say Jack Bauer because he has one of the deadliest weapons
on Earth: Chloe O' Brien's sulk.
Jack would then urgent whisper* the remainder to death and all this time
President Logan would be found cowering behind either his wife Martha,
Mike--how the hell did he get another job in government considering
his past?--Novick or his teddy-bear, Theodore.
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--Mac
*(tm) Tom Z
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| Re: Celebrity Deathmatch [message #254462 ] |
Do, 20 April 2006 03:09 |
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"Mac" <see.mac [at] SPAMLESSvirgin.net> wrote in message
news:4ao2jsFua7b9U1 [at] individual.net...
> *****General wrote:
>> "*****General" <*****General [at] j.*> wrote in message news:...
>>> The Venue: The Lost Island.
>>>
>>> The Conundrum: Who would win in a three way fight between James
>>> Bond, Jack Bauer and Jason Bourne?
>>>
>>> Discuss.
>>>
>>> My vote would be Bourne because he learnt his craft in the jungle so
>>> would have an important advantage.
>
> I'd have to say Jack Bauer because he has one of the deadliest weapons
> on Earth: Chloe O' Brien's sulk.
>
> Jack would then urgent whisper* the remainder to death and all this time
> President Logan would be found cowering behind either his wife Martha,
> Mike--how the hell did he get another job in government considering
> his past?--Novick or his teddy-bear, Theodore.
> --
> --Mac
>
> *(tm) Tom Z
Indeed.
Tom Zielinski
"...Bond's eyes narrowed. He knew, at some point, he would have to slay this
particular dragon. He settled back in his chair, removing a Morlands' three
ring special from the gunmetal cigarette case. As he waited for the
delicious Balkan/Turkish blend to take effect on his lungs, he reflected
that Wayne Rooney's 700,000 pounds sterling gambling loss is surely less
disturbing to the delectable Colleen than being slapped, pulled, and having
cocktails thrown at her in public..."
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| Re: Celebrity Deathmatch [message #254471 ] |
Do, 20 April 2006 10:31 |
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Tom Zielinski wrote:
> Tom Zielinski
> "...Bond's eyes narrowed. He knew, at some point, he would have to
> slay this particular dragon. He settled back in his chair, removing
> a Morlands' three ring special from the gunmetal cigarette case. As
> he waited for the delicious Balkan/Turkish blend to take effect on
> his lungs, he reflected that Wayne Rooney's 700,000 pounds sterling
> gambling loss is surely less disturbing to the delectable Colleen
> than being slapped, pulled, and having cocktails thrown at her in
> public..."
http://makeashorterlink.com/?H59A15CFC
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--Mac
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| Re: Celebrity Deathmatch [message #254474 ] |
Do, 20 April 2006 14:12 |
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"Mac" <see.mac [at] SPAMLESSvirgin.net> wrote in message
news:4aov6uFtlcv1U1 [at] individual.net...
> Tom Zielinski wrote:
>
>> Tom Zielinski
>> "...Bond's eyes narrowed. He knew, at some point, he would have to
>> slay this particular dragon. He settled back in his chair, removing
>> a Morlands' three ring special from the gunmetal cigarette case. As
>> he waited for the delicious Balkan/Turkish blend to take effect on
>> his lungs, he reflected that Wayne Rooney's 700,000 pounds sterling
>> gambling loss is surely less disturbing to the delectable Colleen
>> than being slapped, pulled, and having cocktails thrown at her in
>> public..."
>
> http://makeashorterlink.com/?H59A15CFC
> --
> --Mac
Tom Zielinski
"...Bond's eyes narrowed. He knew, at some point, he would have to
slay this particular dragon. He settled back in his chair, removing
a Morlands' three ring special from the gunmetal cigarette case. As
he waited for the delicious Balkan/Turkish blend to take effect on
his lungs, he reflected that Rooney has much better luck in court than with
Goldchip..."
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