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Fantasy » alt.fan.tolkien » Congratulations KING KONG!!!
Congratulations KING KONG!!! [message #245944] Mi, 05 April 2006 03:25
Flame of the West  
Reports are that KING KONG is off to a
record start in DVD sales. I say, GOOD!
It will undoubtedly surpass Peter Jackson's
LotR MONSTROSITIES in the all-time DVD
sales lists. This is a well-deserved
setback to Peter Jackson because his
LotR movies are BLASPHEMOUS PERVERSIONS
of JRR Tolkien's immortal immutable text.
I say, take that, Peter Jackson! The
success of KING KONG is a slap in your face!

-- FotW

Barad-Dur MUST be rebuilt, twice as evil as
before - or Frodo has triumphed.
Re: Congratulations KING KONG!!! [message #245950 ] Do, 06 April 2006 00:28
Raven  
"Flame of the West" <jerry [at] solinasNOSPAM.org> skrev i en meddelelse
news:qqednXAAAuEZga7ZRVn-jQ [at] comcast.com...

> Reports are that KING KONG is off to a
> record start in DVD sales. I say, GOOD!
> It will undoubtedly surpass Peter Jackson's
> LotR MONSTROSITIES in the all-time DVD
> sales lists. This is a well-deserved
> setback to Peter Jackson because his
> LotR movies are BLASPHEMOUS PERVERSIONS
> of JRR Tolkien's immortal immutable text.
> I say, take that, Peter Jackson! The
> success of KING KONG is a slap in your face!

Good one, but would have been more appropriate four days earlier. :-)

Corvo.
Re: Congratulations KING KONG!!! [message #245956 ] Do, 06 April 2006 06:09
Count Menelvagor  
Raven wrote:
> "Flame of the West" <jerry [at] solinasNOSPAM.org> skrev i en meddelelse
> news:qqednXAAAuEZga7ZRVn-jQ [at] comcast.com...
>
> > Reports are that KING KONG is off to a
> > record start in DVD sales. I say, GOOD!
> > It will undoubtedly surpass Peter Jackson's
> > LotR MONSTROSITIES in the all-time DVD
> > sales lists. This is a well-deserved
> > setback to Peter Jackson because his
> > LotR movies are BLASPHEMOUS PERVERSIONS
> > of JRR Tolkien's immortal immutable text.
> > I say, take that, Peter Jackson! The
> > success of KING KONG is a slap in your face!
>
> Good one, but would have been more appropriate four days earlier. :-)

isn't there a rumor that PJ was going to introduce King Kong into sam
and frodo's journey in mordor? too bad he decided not to: it would hav
been far more exciting.

and whatever happened to the car chase scene in lorien?
Re: Congratulations KING KONG!!! [message #245957 ] Do, 06 April 2006 07:53
ojevind.lang  
Count Menelvagor wrote:
> Raven wrote:
> > "Flame of the West" <jerry [at] solinasNOSPAM.org> skrev i en meddelelse
> > news:qqednXAAAuEZga7ZRVn-jQ [at] comcast.com...
> >
> > > Reports are that KING KONG is off to a
> > > record start in DVD sales. I say, GOOD!
> > > It will undoubtedly surpass Peter Jackson's
> > > LotR MONSTROSITIES in the all-time DVD
> > > sales lists. This is a well-deserved
> > > setback to Peter Jackson because his
> > > LotR movies are BLASPHEMOUS PERVERSIONS
> > > of JRR Tolkien's immortal immutable text.
> > > I say, take that, Peter Jackson! The
> > > success of KING KONG is a slap in your face!
> >
> > Good one, but would have been more appropriate four days earlier. :-)
>
> isn't there a rumor that PJ was going to introduce King Kong into sam
> and frodo's journey in mordor? too bad he decided not to: it would hav
> been far more exciting.

King Kong (dead, before the War of the Ring, from a surfeit of bananas)
was the father, through Shelob, of Luglob, Bandar-log, Rh=FBbob the
Unclean, Bigbob, Bogbob, Bigboob, Bragbag, Bagbrag and the runt of the
family, Gorbagov the Easterling.

> and whatever happened to the car chase scene in lorien?

The one that was won by Nascar the Usurper?

=D6jevind
Re: Congratulations KING KONG!!! [message #245972 ] Sa, 08 April 2006 06:26
Count Menelvagor  
=D6jevind L=E5ng wrote:
> Count Menelvagor wrote:
> > Raven wrote:

> > > Good one, but would have been more appropriate four days earlier. =
:-)
> >
> > isn't there a rumor that PJ was going to introduce King Kong into sam
> > and frodo's journey in mordor? too bad he decided not to: it would hav
> > been far more exciting.
>
> King Kong (dead, before the War of the Ring, from a surfeit of bananas)
> was the father, through Shelob, of Luglob, Bandar-log, Rh=FBbob the
> Unclean, Bigbob, Bogbob, Bigboob, Bragbag, Bagbrag and the runt of the
> family, Gorbagov the Easterling.

PJ's alternation between king kong chasing sam and frodo, and bigboob's
exotic dancing sequence, is compelling, even searing.

>
> > and whatever happened to the car chase scene in lorien?
>=20
> The one that was won by Nascar the Usurper?

that wd be it, yes.
Re: Congratulations KING KONG!!! [message #245978 ] Sa, 08 April 2006 18:42
ojevind.lang  
Count Menelvagor wrote:
> =D6jevind L=E5ng wrote:
> > Count Menelvagor wrote:
> > > Raven wrote:
>
> > > > Good one, but would have been more appropriate four days earlier=
.. :-)
> > >
> > > isn't there a rumor that PJ was going to introduce King Kong into sam
> > > and frodo's journey in mordor? too bad he decided not to: it would h=
av
> > > been far more exciting.
> >
> > King Kong (dead, before the War of the Ring, from a surfeit of bananas)
> > was the father, through Shelob, of Luglob, Bandar-log, Rh=FBbob the
> > Unclean, Bigbob, Bogbob, Bigboob, Bragbag, Bagbrag and the runt of the
> > family, Gorbagov the Easterling.
>
> PJ's alternation between king kong chasing sam and frodo, and bigboob's
> exotic dancing sequence, is compelling, even searing.

Especially Sauron's comment to Frodo: "I knew Ar-Pharaz=F4n the Golden.
Ar-Pharaz=F4n was a friend of mine. You, Mr Baggins, is no
Ar-Pharaz=F4n."

=D6jevind
Re: Congratulations KING KONG!!! [message #246906 ] Mo, 10 April 2006 06:17
Count Menelvagor  
=D6jevind L=E5ng wrote:
> Count Menelvagor wrote:

> > PJ's alternation between king kong chasing sam and frodo, and bigboob's
> > exotic dancing sequence, is compelling, even searing.
>
> Especially Sauron's comment to Frodo: "I knew Ar-Pharaz=F4n the Golden.
> Ar-Pharaz=F4n was a friend of mine. You, Mr Baggins, is no
> Ar-Pharaz=F4n."

we found that rather rude of sauron. why shd he keep all the sauteed
hobbit for himsel?
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