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If you met a dragon ready to kill you... [message #245336]

Fr, 07 April 2006 07:16

bloopyblooper

SOOoooo....
If you met a dragon that was going to kill you by freezing, torching,
squishing, clawing, poking, dropping, throwing, playing, jumping,
dancing, etc... Would you stand there in awe, or would you run your
butt off?

Re: If you met a dragon ready to kill you... [message #245337 ]

Fr, 07 April 2006 07:20

darkside

"bloopyblooper" <mistermoo.cow [at] gmail.com> writes:

> If you met a dragon that was going to kill you by freezing, torching,
> squishing, clawing, poking, dropping, throwing, playing, jumping,
> dancing, etc... Would you stand there in awe, or would you run your
> butt off?

Moot point. Most dragons I've met don't have much interest in killing.

And I'd probably just say "hi".

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Re: If you met a dragon ready to kill you... [message #245338 ]

Fr, 07 April 2006 07:57

Nat

Re: If you met a dragon ready to kill you... [message #245342 ]

Fr, 07 April 2006 08:08

Draco18s

In article <1144386996.268311.260150 [at] u72g2000cwu.googlegroups.com>,
mistermoo.cow [at] gmail.com says...
>SOOoooo....
>If you met a dragon that was going to kill you by freezing, torching,
>squishing, clawing, poking, dropping, throwing, playing, jumping,
>dancing, etc... Would you stand there in awe, or would you run your
>butt off?

Oh! That sounds fun!
*Promptly remembers that he has the Device of Time Journeying (on loan) and
decides to visit the moon*
};=3)~
On a more serious note, I think I would introduce myself, benign a fellow
dragon and all.

--
Draco18s
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Re: If you met a dragon ready to kill you... [message #245351 ]

Fr, 07 April 2006 09:04

Darkov the Scholar

I'd just use my Persuasion skill of 23 to convince it to not kill me.

Re: If you met a dragon ready to kill you... [message #245357 ]

Fr, 07 April 2006 10:01

Pegasus

bloopyblooper <mistermoo.cow [at] gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1144386996.268311.260150 [at] u72g2000cwu.googlegroups.com...
> SOOoooo....
> If you met a dragon that was going to kill you by freezing, torching,
> squishing, clawing, poking, dropping, throwing, playing, jumping,
> dancing, etc... Would you stand there in awe, or would you run your
> butt off?
>

I would probably try and talk to it and find out exactly what it was that I
had done that had offended it to the point where it would want to freeze,
torch, squish, claw, poke, drop, throw, play, jump, dance ect. me to death.
Then (with it's permission) I would probably draw a picture of it... I'd
also try and make friends with it and ask if it has any other friends then
make a mental map so I could go back and visit it again and... hang on,
that's here! *grins*
Dragon-drawing, Centaur-painting, Elven-sketching,
Pegasus

Re: If you met a dragon ready to kill you... [message #245365 ]

Sa, 08 April 2006 02:52

Dafydd Edward Dragon

"bloopyblooper" <mistermoo.cow [at] gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1144386996.268311.260150 [at] u72g2000cwu.googlegroups.com...
> SOOoooo....
> If you met a dragon that was going to kill you by freezing, torching,
> squishing, clawing, poking, dropping, throwing, playing, jumping,
> dancing, etc... Would you stand there in awe, or would you run your
> butt off?
>

erm.. strange question since it would vastly depend on the scenerio. If I
were in a human body like us all are stuck as; then I would attempt to
appologise as well make myself look harmless to figure out what I could have
done to anger her/him/hir and if that fails, I'd go with plan B - run my
butt off.

If dragon, there's way too many different possible answers depending on the
scenerio.

Re: If you met a dragon ready to kill you... [message #245371 ]

Sa, 08 April 2006 05:05

Lord Flame Stryke

On 06 Apr 2006, bloopyblooper was found to have scratched this message on a
rock in alt.fan.dragons:

> SOOoooo....
> If you met a dragon that was going to kill you by freezing, torching,
> squishing, clawing, poking, dropping, throwing, playing, jumping,
> dancing, etc... Would you stand there in awe, or would you run your
> butt off?

Being a dragon myself, a dragon wouldn't want to kill me.

Lord Flame Stryke

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Sparklies in its case from Hex, Wielder of the Lady Viri Signature 4x8 from
Ysable, Eater of the Mint Cheesecake from Whisper, Mate to Lady Viriatha,
Owner of Flame Stryke's Windex® Factory, Lord Balloonmaker, Borrower of the
Ebony Wood Fife from Luxatos, Accepter of the Small Statue of a Green
Dragon Covered in Ice Cream Toppings from Juniper, Employer of a miniature
Jester doll from SeaKing, Bearer of the Magic Ever-Bill from SeaKing,
Carrier of the gold piece from whisper: o, Builder of Dragon Fyre Keep,
First Dragon of Realism, Giver of the Pickaxe of Icebreaking to Kalos,
Winner of the *shiny* riddle award from Pegasus

--
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candy weighing less than fifty pounds." -- Herd Thinners

Re: If you met a dragon ready to kill you... [message #245374 ]

Sa, 08 April 2006 05:08

Lord Flame Stryke

On 07 Apr 2006, Draco18s was found to have scratched this message on a
rock in alt.fan.dragons:

>>If you met a dragon that was going to kill you by freezing, torching,
>>squishing, clawing, poking, dropping, throwing, playing, jumping,
>>dancing, etc... Would you stand there in awe, or would you run your
>>butt off?
> Oh! That sounds fun!
> *Promptly remembers that he has the Device of Time Journeying (on
> loan) and decides to visit the moon*
> };=3)~
> On a more serious note, I think I would introduce myself, benign a
> fellow dragon and all.

I think you meant "being", as "benign" doesn't actually make sense there
};=8Þ

Lord Flame Stryke

--
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$ Fc~ R+++! Ac+++ J+ S++ U! I# V+++! Q Tc++ E++ Draco nigrum, oculi
rubere, suppositus, magus. Holder of the Scroll of Nobility from Lady
Viriatha, Keeper of the Wand of Sparklies in its case from Hex, Wielder
of the Lady Viri Signature 4x8 from Ysable, Eater of the Mint Cheesecake
from Whisper, Mate to Lady Viriatha, Owner of Flame Stryke's Windex®
Factory, Lord Balloonmaker, Borrower of the Ebony Wood Fife from
Luxatos, Accepter of the Small Statue of a Green Dragon Covered in Ice
Cream Toppings from Juniper, Employer of a miniature Jester doll from
SeaKing, Bearer of the Magic Ever-Bill from SeaKing, Carrier of the gold
piece from whisper: o, Builder of Dragon Fyre Keep, First Dragon of
Realism, Giver of the Pickaxe of Icebreaking to Kalos, Winner of the
*shiny* riddle award from Pegasus

--
Newton's Law of Gravitation: What goes up must come down. But don't
expect it to come down where you can find it. Murphy's Law applies to
Newton's. -- Herd Thinners

Re: If you met a dragon ready to kill you... [message #245377 ]

Sa, 08 April 2006 05:16

jrrhack

I would huggle till he get the idea off his mind then I would hit with
a big strawberry pie

Re: If you met a dragon ready to kill you... [message #245380 ]

Sa, 08 April 2006 06:52

Pyros Rutilicus

At Fri, 07 Apr 2006 05:16:36 GMT, "bloopyblooper"
<mistermoo.cow [at] gmail.com> hissed:

> SOOoooo....
> If you met a dragon that was going to kill you by freezing, torching,
> squishing, clawing, poking, dropping, throwing, playing, jumping,
> dancing, etc... Would you stand there in awe, or would you run your
> butt off?
>

Echoing others...why would this dragon be trying to kill me?
If a dragon is actually trying to kill you, odds are you deserve it, and
neither standing there nor running (nor doing anything else) will change
much.

If the dragon is threatening, snarling, and so on, but hasn't actually
attacked yet, they may well be just warning you off--perhaps they're
guarding eggs or something. In this case running works, although
explaining humbly and politely that you mean no harm while slowly backing
away is probably best.

--
Pyros Rutilicus
---------------
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Proud Owner of One Ponder Point
Scales protect many times better than flesh, but ironically, as long as
I wear this flesh I am safe, whereas if I were to show my true self I
would be vulnerable...
"Thoughts of [an annoying human] still make my teeth itch."
--D. J. Heinrich, The Dragon's Tomb

Re: If you met a dragon ready to kill you... [message #245384 ]

Sa, 08 April 2006 20:01

Al Phi

bloopyblooper wrote:
> SOOoooo....
> If you met a dragon that was going to kill you by freezing, torching,
> squishing, clawing, poking, dropping, throwing, playing, jumping,
> dancing, etc... Would you stand there in awe, or would you run your
> butt off?

It all quite depends on the situation. If the dragon's evil and no
amount of convincing will work, I would most likely run. But I'd be
running in search of a car or plane to escape, because I'm slow and
easily winded. I'd also probably try to find a bazooka, rocket
launcher, machine gun, or other heavy weaponry to try to defend myself.
I would just plain run my butt off to a bomb shelter if I thought the
military was going to get involved with nukes or somesuch.

Re: If you met a dragon ready to kill you... [message #245385 ]

Sa, 08 April 2006 21:39

FlameStrike

Re: If you met a dragon ready to kill you... [message #245389 ]

Sa, 08 April 2006 23:03

Draco18s

In article <Xns979ED7154D2C1DragonFyre [at] 64.59.135.159>, FlameStryke [at] gmail.co=
m=20
says...
>On 07 Apr 2006, Draco18s was found to have scratched this message on a
>rock in alt.fan.dragons:=20
>
>>>If you met a dragon that was going to kill you by freezing, torching,
>>>squishing, clawing, poking, dropping, throwing, playing, jumping,
>>>dancing, etc... Would you stand there in awe, or would you run your
>>>butt off?
>> Oh! That sounds fun!
>> *Promptly remembers that he has the Device of Time Journeying (on
>> loan) and decides to visit the moon*
>> };=3D3)~
>> On a more serious note, I think I would introduce myself, benign a
>> fellow dragon and all.
>
>I think you meant "being", as "benign" doesn't actually make sense there
>};=3D8=DE=20

I noticed that my speelchecker messed up just after I hit "send." I used t=
o=20
be able to catch posts before they actually got sent, but I seem unable to =
do=20
so now. The "Back to Editing" button is forever grayed out...

--=20
Draco18s
DC2.Dw Gm L- W- T Phvwalt Sks Cag^ Bco|# A- Fr Nu M--- O H+ $ Fo R+++ Ac+ J=
+
S+ I-# V++ Q++ Tc+++[C++]/Tc--- E+

Proud owner of a big *shiny* riddle award.

"Yum!" |> v-v-v-v |>
| , , .|. | n | .|.
'. |_/| | |'''''''''''| | \
(q p),-| | HERSHEY'S | |'-._ ))
/_(/ | | CHO|"|LIT | | ) '-.___//
---W"W----'-'----'-'----'-'----------'--------------
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Re: If you met a dragon ready to kill you... [message #245390 ]

Sa, 08 April 2006 23:04

Draco18s

In article <Xns979ED6AD13C9FDragonFyre [at] 64.59.135.159>, FlameStryke [at] gmail.com
says...
>On 06 Apr 2006, bloopyblooper was found to have scratched this message on a
>rock in alt.fan.dragons:
>
>> SOOoooo....
>> If you met a dragon that was going to kill you by freezing, torching,
>> squishing, clawing, poking, dropping, throwing, playing, jumping,
>> dancing, etc... Would you stand there in awe, or would you run your
>> butt off?
>
>Being a dragon myself, a dragon wouldn't want to kill me.

You'd probably be larger than it too.

--
Draco18s
DC2.Dw Gm L- W- T Phvwalt Sks Cag^ Bco|# A- Fr Nu M--- O H+ $ Fo R+++ Ac+ J+
S+ I-# V++ Q++ Tc+++[C++]/Tc--- E+

Proud owner of a big *shiny* riddle award.

"Yum!" |> v-v-v-v |>
| , , .|. | n | .|.
'. |_/| | |'''''''''''| | \
(q p),-| | HERSHEY'S | |'-._ ))
/_(/ | | CHO|"|LIT | | ) '-.___//
---W"W----'-'----'-'----'-'----------'--------------
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Re: If you met a dragon ready to kill you... [message #245392 ]

So, 09 April 2006 02:37

Lord Flame Stryke

On 08 Apr 2006, Draco18s was found to have scratched this message on a
rock in alt.fan.dragons:

>>> On a more serious note, I think I would introduce myself, benign a
>>> fellow dragon and all.
>>I think you meant "being", as "benign" doesn't actually make sense
>>there };=8Þ
> I noticed that my speelchecker messed up just after I hit "send." I
> used to be able to catch posts before they actually got sent, but I
> seem unable to do so now. The "Back to Editing" button is forever
> grayed out...

That's not a bug, that's an undocumented feature };=8Þ

Lord Flame Stryke

--
DC2.D~ Gm L120f60t180w W T Phawlt Sks Cbk,ere' Bfl A+++! Fr++ Nm M+ O H+ $
Fc~ R+++! Ac+++ J+ S++ U! I# V+++! Q Tc++ E++
Draco nigrum, oculi rubere, suppositus, magus.
Holder of the Scroll of Nobility from Lady Viriatha, Keeper of the Wand of
Sparklies in its case from Hex, Wielder of the Lady Viri Signature 4x8 from
Ysable, Eater of the Mint Cheesecake from Whisper, Mate to Lady Viriatha,
Owner of Flame Stryke's Windex® Factory, Lord Balloonmaker, Borrower of the
Ebony Wood Fife from Luxatos, Accepter of the Small Statue of a Green
Dragon Covered in Ice Cream Toppings from Juniper, Employer of a miniature
Jester doll from SeaKing, Bearer of the Magic Ever-Bill from SeaKing,
Carrier of the gold piece from whisper: o, Builder of Dragon Fyre Keep,
First Dragon of Realism, Giver of the Pickaxe of Icebreaking to Kalos,
Winner of the *shiny* riddle award from Pegasus

--
"In Boston, it is illegal to hold frog-jumping contests in nightclubs." --
Herd Thinners

Re: If you met a dragon ready to kill you... [message #245393 ]

So, 09 April 2006 02:37

Lord Flame Stryke

On 08 Apr 2006, Draco18s was found to have scratched this message on a
rock in alt.fan.dragons:

>>> SOOoooo....
>>> If you met a dragon that was going to kill you by freezing,
>>> torching, squishing, clawing, poking, dropping, throwing, playing,
>>> jumping, dancing, etc... Would you stand there in awe, or would you
>>> run your butt off?
>>Being a dragon myself, a dragon wouldn't want to kill me.
> You'd probably be larger than it too.

Perhaps. But remember, there are bigger dragons out there..... Athelind,
for one.....

Lord Flame Stryke

--
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Fc~ R+++! Ac+++ J+ S++ U! I# V+++! Q Tc++ E++
Draco nigrum, oculi rubere, suppositus, magus.
Holder of the Scroll of Nobility from Lady Viriatha, Keeper of the Wand of
Sparklies in its case from Hex, Wielder of the Lady Viri Signature 4x8 from
Ysable, Eater of the Mint Cheesecake from Whisper, Mate to Lady Viriatha,
Owner of Flame Stryke's Windex® Factory, Lord Balloonmaker, Borrower of the
Ebony Wood Fife from Luxatos, Accepter of the Small Statue of a Green
Dragon Covered in Ice Cream Toppings from Juniper, Employer of a miniature
Jester doll from SeaKing, Bearer of the Magic Ever-Bill from SeaKing,
Carrier of the gold piece from whisper: o, Builder of Dragon Fyre Keep,
First Dragon of Realism, Giver of the Pickaxe of Icebreaking to Kalos,
Winner of the *shiny* riddle award from Pegasus

--
I'd be a poorer man if I'd never seen an eagle fly. -- John Denver [I
saw an eagle fly once. Fortunately, I had my eagle fly swatter handy. Ed.]

Re: If you met a dragon ready to kill you... [message #245398 ]

So, 09 April 2006 08:22

Dafydd Edward Dragon

> Perhaps. But remember, there are bigger dragons out there..... Athelind,
> for one.....
>
>
>
> Lord Flame Stryke

Well.. in my case me being 8 feet long nose to tail tip (because of long
neck and tail it's easyer to consider me the size of a large dog), most
dragons are bigger than me, espically since it seems to be common for
dragons to be around the 20 or 40 foot mark.

Re: If you met a dragon ready to kill you... [message #245400 ]

So, 09 April 2006 18:02

zilladon

Well, let's see... if I was a human, I'd bow down to him/her, and let
him/her decide what to do with me. Though I think most dragons wouldn't
kill someone who would worship him/her.
If I was a dragon, obviously, I'd try and make friends with him/her.

Re: If you met a dragon ready to kill you... [message #246759 ]

Mo, 10 April 2006 06:29

Lord Flame Stryke

On 09 Apr 2006, Dafydd Edward Dragon was found to have scratched this
message on a rock in alt.fan.dragons:

>> Perhaps. But remember, there are bigger dragons out there.....
>> Athelind, for one.....
> Well.. in my case me being 8 feet long nose to tail tip (because of
> long neck and tail it's easyer to consider me the size of a large
> dog), most dragons are bigger than me, espically since it seems to be
> common for dragons to be around the 20 or 40 foot mark.

Wow, those are small, even compared to me.....

Lord Flame Stryke

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DC2.D~ Gm L120f60t180w W T Phawlt Sks Cbk,ere' Bfl A+++! Fr++ Nm M+ O H+ $
Fc~ R+++! Ac+++ J+ S++ U! I# V+++! Q Tc++ E++
Draco nigrum, oculi rubere, suppositus, magus.
Holder of the Scroll of Nobility from Lady Viriatha, Keeper of the Wand of
Sparklies in its case from Hex, Wielder of the Lady Viri Signature 4x8 from
Ysable, Eater of the Mint Cheesecake from Whisper, Mate to Lady Viriatha,
Owner of Flame Stryke's Windex® Factory, Lord Balloonmaker, Borrower of the
Ebony Wood Fife from Luxatos, Accepter of the Small Statue of a Green
Dragon Covered in Ice Cream Toppings from Juniper, Employer of a miniature
Jester doll from SeaKing, Bearer of the Magic Ever-Bill from SeaKing,
Carrier of the gold piece from whisper: o, Builder of Dragon Fyre Keep,
First Dragon of Realism, Giver of the Pickaxe of Icebreaking to Kalos,
Winner of the *shiny* riddle award from Pegasus

--
"Above all else -- sky." -- Herd Thinners

Re: If you met a dragon ready to kill you... [message #246770 ]

Mo, 10 April 2006 19:36

Draco18s

In article <Xns979FBD9475963DragonFyre [at] 64.59.135.159>, FlameStryke [at] gmail.com
says...
>On 08 Apr 2006, Draco18s was found to have scratched this message on a
>rock in alt.fan.dragons:
>
>>>> SOOoooo....
>>>> If you met a dragon that was going to kill you by freezing,
>>>> torching, squishing, clawing, poking, dropping, throwing, playing,
>>>> jumping, dancing, etc... Would you stand there in awe, or would you
>>>> run your butt off?
>>>Being a dragon myself, a dragon wouldn't want to kill me.
>> You'd probably be larger than it too.
>
>Perhaps. But remember, there are bigger dragons out there..... Athelind,
>for one.....

True, but you are at least one standard deviation away from average size (more
like 2).

--
Draco18s
DC2.Dw Gm L- W- T Phvwalt Sks Cag^ Bco|# A- Fr Nu M--- O H+ $ Fo R+++ Ac+ J+
S+ I-# V++ Q++ Tc+++[C++]/Tc--- E+

Proud owner of a big *shiny* riddle award.

"Yum!" |> v-v-v-v |>
| , , .|. | n | .|.
'. |_/| | |'''''''''''| | \
(q p),-| | HERSHEY'S | |'-._ ))
/_(/ | | CHO|"|LIT | | ) '-.___//
---W"W----'-'----'-'----'-'----------'--------------
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Re: If you met a dragon ready to kill you... [message #262343 ]

Sa, 06 Mai 2006 10:55

Lord Nargus StreamWar

On 7 Apr 2006 00:04:46 -0700, "Darkov the Scholar"
<enterthedragonov [at] hotmail.com> wrote:

>I'd just use my Persuasion skill of 23 to convince it to not kill me.

lol XD what if the dragon have Persuasion zero toward you?

Re: If you met a dragon ready to kill you... [message #262344 ]

Sa, 06 Mai 2006 10:58

Lord Nargus StreamWar

On 6 Apr 2006 22:16:36 -0700, "bloopyblooper"
<mistermoo.cow [at] gmail.com> wrote:

>SOOoooo....
>If you met a dragon that was going to kill you by freezing, torching,
>squishing, clawing, poking, dropping, throwing, playing, jumping,
>dancing, etc... Would you stand there in awe, or would you run your
>butt off?

*chuckles* I should want to run, but I think I'll more likely standing
there in awe and bow down to him/her in case I did anything wrong. I
wish s/he kill me with claws though, or poking,
jumping....er...playing and dancing to dead? o.O That might be fun
}:=8D

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