| Re: Nomination: Palmjob Paddle - alt.flame [message #244543] |
Do, 30 März 2006 04:06 |
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± <h0plibbb_oili [at] hotmail.com> wrote in
news:442A0893.ABDF2081 [at] hotmail.com:
> "Your ISP Hosts Child Porn, Warez, Movies - Ask Me How" wrote:
>>
>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02 [at] sneakemail.com> wrote in
>> news:regh22p9gu48608787ghlt4orhffuo44ob [at] 4ax.com:
>>
>> > On Tue, 28 Mar 2006 13:07:15 +1000, Lionel <usenet [at] imagenoir.com>
>> > got double secret probation because:
>> >
>> >>On Mon, 27 Mar 2006 17:03:24 GMT, Aratzio
>> >><a6ahlyv02 [at] sneakemail.com> opined:
>> >>
>> >>>On Tue, 28 Mar 2006 02:43:55 +1000, Lionel <usenet [at] imagenoir.com>
>> >>>transparently proposed:
>> >>>
>> >>><sneck>
>> >>>>
>> >>>>Sad, but true. All that's left is the snuhtrds - talk about your
>> >>>>meek inheriting the erth.
>> >>>
>> >>>And bubbles. Really bubbles is there. I know it is hard to notice,
>> >>>but BUBBLES IS THERE.
>> >>
>> >>Who?
>> >
>> > Well something named bubbles was posting all about the vitality of
>> > alt.lame and how it would be around long after AUK & the flonk.
>> >
>> > It was funny in that point at the loony kid kind of way.
>> >
>>
>> Alt.flame operates on a quality over quantity basis, bad writer.
>
> Those mooks at AUK don't parse "brevity is the soul of wit."
"Brevity is...wit" - Reader's Digest Condensed Books, The Simpsons.
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| Re: Nomination: Palmjob Paddle - alt.flame [message #244555 ] |
Fr, 31 März 2006 00:32 |
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Your ISP Hosts Child Porn, Warez, Movies - Ask Me How wrote:
> <h0plibbb_oili [at] hotmail.com> wrote in
> news:442A0893.ABDF2081 [at] hotmail.com:
>
>> "Your ISP Hosts Child Porn, Warez, Movies - Ask Me How" wrote:
>>>
>>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02 [at] sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>> news:regh22p9gu48608787ghlt4orhffuo44ob [at] 4ax.com:
>>>
>>> > On Tue, 28 Mar 2006 13:07:15 +1000, Lionel <usenet [at] imagenoir.com>
>>> > got double secret probation because:
>>> >
>>> >>On Mon, 27 Mar 2006 17:03:24 GMT, Aratzio
>>> >><a6ahlyv02 [at] sneakemail.com> opined:
>>> >>
>>> >>>On Tue, 28 Mar 2006 02:43:55 +1000, Lionel <usenet [at] imagenoir.com>
>>> >>>transparently proposed:
>>> >>>
>>> >>><sneck>
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>>Sad, but true. All that's left is the snuhtrds - talk about your
>>> >>>>meek inheriting the erth.
>>> >>>
>>> >>>And bubbles. Really bubbles is there. I know it is hard to notice,
>>> >>>but BUBBLES IS THERE.
>>> >>
>>> >>Who?
>>> >
>>> > Well something named bubbles was posting all about the vitality of
>>> > alt.lame and how it would be around long after AUK & the flonk.
>>> >
>>> > It was funny in that point at the loony kid kind of way.
>>> >
>>>
>>> Alt.flame operates on a quality over quantity basis, bad writer.
>>
>> Those mooks at AUK don't parse "brevity is the soul of wit."
>
> "Brevity is...wit" - Reader's Digest Condensed Books, The Simpsons.
>
Nothing sez "funny" like a decade-long "setup" for a knock-knock joke.
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| Re: Nomination: Palmjob Paddle - alt.flame [message #244556 ] |
Fr, 31 März 2006 00:34 |
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SHERMLOCK SHOMES! <kjh23412 [at] alsdkfj3.tv> wrote in message
<442c5d90$0$16813$6d36acad [at] titian.nntpserver.com>...
/S/upple
/H/esexual with
/E/lfin
/R/eal deal and
/M/onstrous
/L/ovebud would die for
/O/dious
/C/ax for
/K/nob gobbing.
/S/ubmissive
/H/airy mary who likes
/O/bscene
/M/uscle tussles with
/E/chidnas and
/S/parrows.
/!/
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| Re: Nomination: Palmjob Paddle - alt.flame [message #244557 ] |
Fr, 31 März 2006 00:39 |
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SHERMLOCK SHOMES! wrote:
> SHERMLOCK SHOMES! <kjh23412 [at] alsdkfj3.tv> wrote in message
> <442c5d90$0$16813$6d36acad [at] titian.nntpserver.com>...
>
> /S/upple
> /H/esexual with
> /E/lfin
> /R/eal deal and
> /M/onstrous
> /L/ovebud would die for
> /O/dious
> /C/ax for
> /K/nob gobbing.
>
> /S/ubmissive
> /H/airy mary who likes
> /O/bscene
> /M/uscle tussles with
> /E/chidnas and
> /S/parrows.
> /!/
whddaya think guys? about 5 seconds per line? (well... 20 for an AUKer)
*someone* has some free time!!
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| Re: Nomination: Palmjob Paddle - alt.flame [message #244558 ] |
Fr, 31 März 2006 00:44 |
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SHERMLOCK SHOMES! <kjh23412 [at] alsdkfj3.tv> wrote in message
<442c5f1f$0$32073$6d36acad [at] titian.nntpserver.com>...
/S/quat
/H/airy mary with
/E/ngorged
/R/ed ender and
/M/alignant
/L/ovebud goes hungry for
/O/dious
/C/avity probe for
/K/nob cheese chewing.
/S/tout
/H/amster hider who likes
/O/dious
/M/enage-a-moi with
/E/lephants.
/S/lob.
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| Re: Nomination: Palmjob Paddle - alt.flame [message #244563 ] |
Fr, 31 März 2006 01:14 |
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"SHERMLOCK SHOMES!" <kjh23412 [at] 4lsdkfj3.tv> wrote in news:9oer$1q8.17b4
[at] newsread1.news.pasearth1ink.nut:
> SHERMLOCK SHOMES! <kjh23412 [at] alsdkfj3.tv> wrote in message
> <442c5d90$0$16813$6d36acad [at] titian.nntpserver.com>...
>
> /S/upple
> /H/esexual with
> /E/lfin
> /R/eal deal and
> /M/onstrous
> /L/ovebud would die for
> /O/dious
> /C/ax for
> /K/nob gobbing.
>
> /S/ubmissive
> /H/airy mary who likes
> /O/bscene
> /M/uscle tussles with
> /E/chidnas and
> /S/parrows.
> /!/
>
>
>
Mheh. We did that in fifth grade. All I remember is that my friend, Sunken
Chest Joe, was Jocose and Obliging. He was a bigger nerd than I was.
Once, he, a chick and I were going to go into the Astro Pop knockoff
business.
In sixth grade I started copping my own pot, though.
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| Re: Nomination: Palmjob Paddle - alt.flame [message #244576 ] |
Fr, 31 März 2006 18:05 |
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On Thu, 30 Mar 2006 17:39:13 -0500, SHERMLOCK SHOMES!
<kjh23412 [at] alsdkfj3.tv> wrote:
>SHERMLOCK SHOMES! wrote:
>
>> SHERMLOCK SHOMES! <kjh23412 [at] alsdkfj3.tv> wrote in message
>> <442c5d90$0$16813$6d36acad [at] titian.nntpserver.com>...
>>
>> /S/upple
>> /H/esexual with
>> /E/lfin
>> /R/eal deal and
>> /M/onstrous
>> /L/ovebud would die for
>> /O/dious
>> /C/ax for
>> /K/nob gobbing.
>>
>> /S/ubmissive
>> /H/airy mary who likes
>> /O/bscene
>> /M/uscle tussles with
>> /E/chidnas and
>> /S/parrows.
>> /!/
>
>whddaya think guys? about 5 seconds per line? (well... 20 for an AUKer)
>*someone* has some free time!!
Who are you talking to, banana tits?
Jade
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| Re: Nomination: Palmjob Paddle - alt.flame [message #244577 ] |
Fr, 31 März 2006 18:13 |
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Daedalus wrote:
> On Thu, 30 Mar 2006 17:39:13 -0500, SHERMLOCK SHOMES!
> <kjh23412 [at] alsdkfj3.tv> wrote:
>
>>SHERMLOCK SHOMES! wrote:
>>
>>> SHERMLOCK SHOMES! <kjh23412 [at] alsdkfj3.tv> wrote in message
>>> <442c5d90$0$16813$6d36acad [at] titian.nntpserver.com>...
>>>
>>> /S/upple
>>> /H/esexual with
>>> /E/lfin
>>> /R/eal deal and
>>> /M/onstrous
>>> /L/ovebud would die for
>>> /O/dious
>>> /C/ax for
>>> /K/nob gobbing.
>>>
>>> /S/ubmissive
>>> /H/airy mary who likes
>>> /O/bscene
>>> /M/uscle tussles with
>>> /E/chidnas and
>>> /S/parrows.
>>> /!/
>>
>>whddaya think guys? about 5 seconds per line? (well... 20 for an AUKer)
>>*someone* has some free time!!
>
> Who are you talking to, banana tits?
>
If a tree falls in the forest and Jade hears it, she asks the tree why it made
a noise.
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| Re: Nomination: Palmjob Paddle - alt.flame [message #244632 ] |
Mo, 03 April 2006 05:32 |
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"Your ISP Hosts Child Porn, Warez, Movies - Ask Me How" wrote:
>
> ± <h0plibbb_oili [at] hotmail.com> wrote in
> news:442A0893.ABDF2081 [at] hotmail.com:
>
> > "Your ISP Hosts Child Porn, Warez, Movies - Ask Me How" wrote:
> >>
> >> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02 [at] sneakemail.com> wrote in
> >> news:regh22p9gu48608787ghlt4orhffuo44ob [at] 4ax.com:
> >>
> >> > On Tue, 28 Mar 2006 13:07:15 +1000, Lionel <usenet [at] imagenoir.com>
> >> > got double secret probation because:
> >> >
> >> >>On Mon, 27 Mar 2006 17:03:24 GMT, Aratzio
> >> >><a6ahlyv02 [at] sneakemail.com> opined:
> >> >>
> >> >>>On Tue, 28 Mar 2006 02:43:55 +1000, Lionel <usenet [at] imagenoir.com>
> >> >>>transparently proposed:
> >> >>>
> >> >>><sneck>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>Sad, but true. All that's left is the snuhtrds - talk about your
> >> >>>>meek inheriting the erth.
> >> >>>
> >> >>>And bubbles. Really bubbles is there. I know it is hard to notice,
> >> >>>but BUBBLES IS THERE.
> >> >>
> >> >>Who?
> >> >
> >> > Well something named bubbles was posting all about the vitality of
> >> > alt.lame and how it would be around long after AUK & the flonk.
> >> >
> >> > It was funny in that point at the loony kid kind of way.
> >> >
> >>
> >> Alt.flame operates on a quality over quantity basis, bad writer.
> >
> > Those mooks at AUK don't parse "brevity is the soul of wit."
>
> "Brevity is...wit" - Reader's Digest Condensed Books, The Simpsons.
"Let's throw a bunch of shit and see what sticks."
>
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| Re: Nomination: Palmjob Paddle - alt.flame [message #246155 ] |
Mi, 05 April 2006 01:26 |
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Daedalus <jade [at] net-kooks.org> wrote in
news:cokq22h3m833vka49gvlct3051cs6u1d0v [at] 4ax.com:
> On Thu, 30 Mar 2006 17:39:13 -0500, SHERMLOCK SHOMES!
> <kjh23412 [at] alsdkfj3.tv> wrote:
>
>>SHERMLOCK SHOMES! wrote:
>>
>>> SHERMLOCK SHOMES! <kjh23412 [at] alsdkfj3.tv> wrote in message
>>> <442c5d90$0$16813$6d36acad [at] titian.nntpserver.com>...
>>>
>>> /S/upple
>>> /H/esexual with
>>> /E/lfin
>>> /R/eal deal and
>>> /M/onstrous
>>> /L/ovebud would die for
>>> /O/dious
>>> /C/ax for
>>> /K/nob gobbing.
>>>
>>> /S/ubmissive
>>> /H/airy mary who likes
>>> /O/bscene
>>> /M/uscle tussles with
>>> /E/chidnas and
>>> /S/parrows.
>>> /!/
>>
>>whddaya think guys? about 5 seconds per line? (well... 20 for an AUKer)
>>*someone* has some free time!!
>
> Who are you talking to, banana tits?
>
> Jade
Apparently you, anal cavity.
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| Re: Nomination: Palmjob Paddle - alt.flame [message #246156 ] |
Mi, 05 April 2006 01:33 |
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Your ISP Hosts Child Porn, Warez, Movies - Ask Me How wrote:
> Daedalus <jade [at] net-kooks.org> wrote in
> news:cokq22h3m833vka49gvlct3051cs6u1d0v [at] 4ax.com:
>
>> On Thu, 30 Mar 2006 17:39:13 -0500, SHERMLOCK SHOMES!
>> <kjh23412 [at] alsdkfj3.tv> wrote:
>>
>>>SHERMLOCK SHOMES! wrote:
>>>
>>>> SHERMLOCK SHOMES! <kjh23412 [at] alsdkfj3.tv> wrote in message
>>>> <442c5d90$0$16813$6d36acad [at] titian.nntpserver.com>...
>>>>
>>>> /S/upple
>>>> /H/esexual with
>>>> /E/lfin
>>>> /R/eal deal and
>>>> /M/onstrous
>>>> /L/ovebud would die for
>>>> /O/dious
>>>> /C/ax for
>>>> /K/nob gobbing.
>>>>
>>>> /S/ubmissive
>>>> /H/airy mary who likes
>>>> /O/bscene
>>>> /M/uscle tussles with
>>>> /E/chidnas and
>>>> /S/parrows.
>>>> /!/
>>>
>>>whddaya think guys? about 5 seconds per line? (well... 20 for an AUKer)
>>>*someone* has some free time!!
>>
>> Who are you talking to, banana tits?
>>
>> Jade
>
> Apparently you, anal cavity.
>
She's not very bright.
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Abraham Lincoln was a bonehead
he shouldla turned around
and punched John Wilkes Booth
in the eye.
But I guess he preferred
to watcha stupid ass play
with some guy dressed up as a tree
in it.
How the hell did he win the civil war
and build a log cabin
with his bare hands
(as the legend says)?
He didn't even have the instinct
to know he was about to get shot from behind:
I hope the next president won't be enshrined
he's got two eyes in the back of his head instead of
two holes... [realer - by Feller Quentin and "the latter"]
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