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Fantasy » alt.fan.harry-potter » WAY OT: Morning Ramble and Harry Potter Burn-Out
WAY OT: Morning Ramble and Harry Potter Burn-Out [message #239228] Mi, 22 März 2006 13:19
DM  
I have this idea for a new line of toys. If anyone makes this happen, I
want my royalties...

I call the new doll "Burka Barbie". It's a Barbie with a permanent
Burka, so you can't see any part of her body. Except the veil. The hood
and veil can be removed, but once you do, her head falls off (you see,
she was beheaded for showing hair.) She comes with lots of accessories -
burkas of other colours that slip over the permanent one.

For a limited time, Muhammad Ken will also be available. He comes
complete with a scimitar(for cutting off Burka Barbie's head when she
takes off her veil), chunks of rock (in case he decides to stone her
instead), and a suicide bomber's belt (he comes with exploding action -
his arms, legs and head pops off when you 'detonate' the belt). He even
shouts "Allahu Akbar" just before his body comes apart. I imagine a
whole line of dolls to go with this one: innocent civilian dolls which
also fall apart, radial muslim dolls who chant and martyr Muhammad Ken,
and then blame the Jews.

Hours of playtime for little Islamic children. I'm telling you, this is
a goldmine. And it's my idea, so don't steal it.
--
DM
---

,_,
(O,O)
( )
-"-"-

dm1498 (at) gmail.com
---
"RUN, SCABBERS, RUN!" - Jenny Lestrange
"I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids!"
- Lord Voldemort

HPCode(v1.1) S PS++COS++POA+++*GOF+++OOTP+HBP+++FF= QA
CH+++DD+++HB-HM+*PO+++TR+AR++CM++
HP/Gi-RW/Ch-CC/Mn-FW/GW/Ol-NL/Fl-SS/Um-VK/Ka
Re: WAY OT: Morning Ramble and Harry Potter Burn-Out [message #239231 ] Mi, 22 März 2006 14:57
wadkin2000  
DM wrote:
> I have this idea for a new line of toys. If anyone makes this happen, I
> want my royalties...
>
> I call the new doll "Burka Barbie". It's a Barbie with a permanent
> Burka, so you can't see any part of her body. Except the veil. The hood
> and veil can be removed, but once you do, her head falls off (you see,
> she was beheaded for showing hair.) She comes with lots of accessories -
> burkas of other colours that slip over the permanent one.
>
> For a limited time, Muhammad Ken will also be available. He comes
> complete with a scimitar(for cutting off Burka Barbie's head when she
> takes off her veil), chunks of rock (in case he decides to stone her
> instead), and a suicide bomber's belt (he comes with exploding action -
> his arms, legs and head pops off when you 'detonate' the belt). He even
> shouts "Allahu Akbar" just before his body comes apart. I imagine a
> whole line of dolls to go with this one: innocent civilian dolls which
> also fall apart, radial muslim dolls who chant and martyr Muhammad Ken,
> and then blame the Jews.
>
> Hours of playtime for little Islamic children. I'm telling you, this is
> a goldmine. And it's my idea, so don't steal it.
> --
> DM
> ---
>
> ,_,
> (O,O)
> ( )
> -"-"-
>
> dm1498 (at) gmail.com
> ---
> "RUN, SCABBERS, RUN!" - Jenny Lestrange
> "I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids!"
> - Lord Voldemort
>
> HPCode(v1.1) S PS++COS++POA+++*GOF+++OOTP+HBP+++FF= QA
> CH+++DD+++HB-HM+*PO+++TR+AR++CM++
> HP/Gi-RW/Ch-CC/Mn-FW/GW/Ol-NL/Fl-SS/Um-VK/Ka


Wow....easy on the meds, there Dru! You might want to consider joing
the HP Anonymous Group--it's a twelve step program--but perhaps talking
about your problem with others might help your addiction! LOL
Re: WAY OT: Morning Ramble and Harry Potter Burn-Out [message #239246 ] Mi, 22 März 2006 18:39
Kish  
wadkin2000 [at] yahoo.com wrote:
> DM wrote:
>
>>I have this idea for a new line of toys. If anyone makes this happen, I
>>want my royalties...
>>

> Wow....easy on the meds, there Dru!

For the record, DM is not Drusilla.
Re: WAY OT: Morning Ramble and Harry Potter Burn-Out [message #239247 ] Mi, 22 März 2006 19:40
wadkin2000  
Kish wrote:
> wadkin2000 [at] yahoo.com wrote:
> > DM wrote:
> >
> >>I have this idea for a new line of toys. If anyone makes this happen, I
> >>want my royalties...
> >>
>
> > Wow....easy on the meds, there Dru!
>
> For the record, DM is not Drusilla.


OMG...I really DID know that! It was before my coffee this AM! Sorry!!
Re: WAY OT: Morning Ramble and Harry Potter Burn-Out [message #239265 ] Do, 23 März 2006 00:00
dchilders  
DM wrote:
> I have this idea for a new line of toys. If anyone makes this happen, I
> want my royalties...
>

Nice hate speech troll, there.
Re: WAY OT: Morning Ramble and Harry Potter Burn-Out [message #239269 ] Do, 23 März 2006 00:28
DM  
wadkin2000 [at] yahoo.com wrote:

> Kish wrote:
>
>>wadkin2000 [at] yahoo.com wrote:
>>
>>>DM wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>I have this idea for a new line of toys. If anyone makes this happen, I
>>>>want my royalties...
>>>>
>>
>>>Wow....easy on the meds, there Dru!
>>
>>For the record, DM is not Drusilla.
>
>
>
> OMG...I really DID know that! It was before my coffee this AM! Sorry!!
>

Forget it, I get it all the time. (Not really.)

--
DM
---

,_,
(O,O)
( )
-"-"-

dm1498 (at) gmail.com
---
"RUN, SCABBERS, RUN!" - Jenny Lestrange
"I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids!"
- Lord Voldemort

HPCode(v1.1) S PS++COS++POA+++*GOF+++OOTP+HBP+++FF= QA
CH+++DD+++HB-HM+*PO+++TR+AR++CM++
HP/Gi-RW/Ch-CC/Mn-FW/GW/Ol-NL/Fl-SS/Um-VK/Ka
Re: WAY OT: Morning Ramble and Harry Potter Burn-Out [message #239270 ] Do, 23 März 2006 00:27
DM  
dchilders [at] cablespeed.com wrote:
> DM wrote:
>
>>I have this idea for a new line of toys. If anyone makes this happen, I
>>want my royalties...
>>
>
>
> Nice hate speech troll, there.
>

And you are...?

--
DM
---

,_,
(O,O)
( )
-"-"-

dm1498 (at) gmail.com
---
"RUN, SCABBERS, RUN!" - Jenny Lestrange
"I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids!"
- Lord Voldemort

HPCode(v1.1) S PS++COS++POA+++*GOF+++OOTP+HBP+++FF= QA
CH+++DD+++HB-HM+*PO+++TR+AR++CM++
HP/Gi-RW/Ch-CC/Mn-FW/GW/Ol-NL/Fl-SS/Um-VK/Ka
Re: WAY OT: Morning Ramble and Harry Potter Burn-Out [message #239291 ] Do, 23 März 2006 09:46
dsueme  
DM wrote:
> I have this idea for a new line of toys. If anyone makes this happen, I
> want my royalties...
>
> I call the new doll "Burka Barbie". It's a Barbie with a permanent
> Burka, so you can't see any part of her body. Except the veil. The hood
> and veil can be removed, but once you do, her head falls off (you see,
> she was beheaded for showing hair.)

I clicked on this figuring somebody was going to send me up for my
"Nania" post that was, admittedly, something of a "groggy" early
morning effort. But to my surprise - I may have no use for
"e-harmony.com" because I have found my soul mate!

Depending on who you are under that burka, of course.

Dave
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