| Craig is the wimpiest Bond of them all (and I have scientific proof) [message #233447] |
So, 12 März 2006 22:14 |
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People are saying Craig is gonna be the toughest Bond. Sorry, he's the
weakest, certainly in looks. Small face, not intimidating.
Here, Craig's Bond versus Moore's Bond:
http://img467.imageshack.us/img467/236/craigvsmoore11qs.jpg
http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/8473/craigvsmoore20zh.jpg
Moore looks far tougher and more masculine. Where's Craig's jawline?
Compare it to Moore's. See what I mean? Craig may be a harder Bond than
Moore but visually Craig looks wimpy compared to Moore. Bond doesn't
look like Craig, he looks like Moore. Craig is 100 percent visually
miscast. He's got zero alpha male look. Moore was well known as the
comedic Bond but he was one of most alpha male men you could ever meet.
It's imperative Bond has a larger more masculine face. Craig hasn't so
he's miscast. It's that simple, folks.
And here is SCIENTIFIC PROOF:
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In males these are normal late pubertal effects, and only occur in
women after prolonged periods of excessive levels of free testosterone
in the blood.
Phallic enlargement (including clitoromegaly)
Increased libido and erection frequency
Pubic hair extends to thighs and up toward umbilicus
Facial hair (sideburns, beard, mustache)
Chest hair, periareolar hair, perianal hair
Increased muscle strength and mass
Deepening of voice
Growth of spermatogenic tissue in testes, male fertility
Growth of jaw and remodelling of facial bone contours
Completion of bone maturation and termination of growth. This occurs
indirectly via estradiol metabolites and hence more gradually in men
than women.
Link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testosterone
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There, an exact quote: Growth of jaw and remodelling of facial bone
contours
The more testosterone, the more masculine the chap. Craig has less
testosterone than the five previous Bond actors, this is why his face
is smaller. He's less masculine, to put it bluntly - and therefore, not
an alpha male. BOND IS. He's visually 100 percent miscast and genetics
prove it.
MMS
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| Re: Craig is the wimpiest Bond of them all (and I have scientific proof) [message #233461 ] |
Mo, 13 März 2006 00:52 |
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Check out this one - I've made their heads the same level and you see
how Roger Moore looks the part far more than Craig:
http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/6930/craigvsmoore32wn.jpg
Roger Moore is far more masculine. - much larger face and jawline.
That's not to say Craig won't be a tough Bond, indeed it seems he will
be a much tougher Bond than Moore (I think it's that dreaded words
'gritty' again heh), but from a visual and genetics perspective, Moore
is the *real* tough, masculine man, not Craig.
MMS
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