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Miscellaneous / Verschiedenes » alt.fan.james-bond » A brief message from our sponsors
| A brief message from our sponsors [message #232527] |
Mo, 06 März 2006 21:46 |
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"The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in
the morning, but they don't have to be with new, improved
Neutradol."
"When M came to this sentence he grunted and pressed a switch on the
intercom.
'Head of S?'
'Sir.'
'What the hell does this word mean?' He spelt it out.
'Pimping, sir.'
'This is not the Berlitz School of Languages, offering Intermediate
Conversational Spanish in only ten weeks for the bargain price of one
hundred and fifty pounds, Head of S.'"
"'Gosh, that's certainly a drink,' said Leiter.
Bond laughed. 'When I'm... er... concentrating,' he explained,
'I never have more than one drink before dinner. But I do like that
one to be large and very strong and very cold and to refresh the parts
that other beers cannot reach.'
"'Mais n'enculons pas des mouches,' he added in an aside to the
barman, 'et ni volont=E9 vous avec le nouveau conditionneur V05
am=E9lior=E9.'"
"Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of
them seemed to come from Texas for just four hundred and thirty four
dollars round trip thanks to 1-800-FlyEurope."
"'The trouble always is,' he explained to Vesper, 'not how to
get the Happy Meal, but how to collect all six amazing action figures
before the promotion ends on 30.06.2006.'"
"Yet Vesper looked curiously unmoved, she gave him a smile of
encouragement. But then, Bond reflected, she knew nothing of the game.
Had no notion, probably, of the bitterness of his defeat. He was not
to know that one swift 'phone call to Lombard Direct had consolidated
all his existing debts and left him with enough to buy the shed he'd
always wanted, although his home would be at risk if he did not keep up
payments on a mortgage or other loan secured against it."
Best
Phil
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| Re: A brief message from our sponsors [message #232536 ] |
Mo, 06 März 2006 23:43 |
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"phil.gerrard [at] ntlworld.com" <phil.gerrard1 [at] ntlworld.com> wrote in message
news:1141678010.293681.325570 [at] v46g2000cwv.googlegroups.com...
"The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in
the morning, but they don't have to be with new, improved
Neutradol."
"When M came to this sentence he grunted and pressed a switch on the
intercom.
'Head of S?'
'Sir.'
'What the hell does this word mean?' He spelt it out.
'Pimping, sir.'
'This is not the Berlitz School of Languages, offering Intermediate
Conversational Spanish in only ten weeks for the bargain price of one
hundred and fifty pounds, Head of S.'"
"'Gosh, that's certainly a drink,' said Leiter.
Bond laughed. 'When I'm... er... concentrating,' he explained,
'I never have more than one drink before dinner. But I do like that
one to be large and very strong and very cold and to refresh the parts
that other beers cannot reach.'
"'Mais n'enculons pas des mouches,' he added in an aside to the
barman, 'et ni volonté vous avec le nouveau conditionneur V05
amélioré.'"
"Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of
them seemed to come from Texas for just four hundred and thirty four
dollars round trip thanks to 1-800-FlyEurope."
"'The trouble always is,' he explained to Vesper, 'not how to
get the Happy Meal, but how to collect all six amazing action figures
before the promotion ends on 30.06.2006.'"
"Yet Vesper looked curiously unmoved, she gave him a smile of
encouragement. But then, Bond reflected, she knew nothing of the game.
Had no notion, probably, of the bitterness of his defeat. He was not
to know that one swift 'phone call to Lombard Direct had consolidated
all his existing debts and left him with enough to buy the shed he'd
always wanted, although his home would be at risk if he did not keep up
payments on a mortgage or other loan secured against it."
Most excellent!
Tom Zielinski
"...Bond's eyes narrowed. He knew, at some point, he would have to slay this
particular dragon. He settled back in his chair, removing a Morlands' three
ring special from the gunmetal cigarette case. As he waited for the
delicious Balkan/Turkish blend to take effect on his lungs, he reflected
that it's hard out here for a pimp..."
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| Re: A brief message from our sponsors [message #232553 ] |
Di, 07 März 2006 03:29 |
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>As he waited for the delicious Balkan/Turkish blend to take effect on his lungs, he reflected that it's hard out here for a pimp..."
....and later reflected that some people got Stewart and some of us
(mostly actors) didn't
;-)
Regards
Matt
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| Re: A brief message from our sponsors [message #232555 ] |
Di, 07 März 2006 04:34 |
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phil.gerrard [at] ntlworld.com wrote:
> "The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in
> the morning, but they don't have to be with new, improved
> Neutradol."
>
> "When M came to this sentence he grunted and pressed a switch on the
> intercom.
> 'Head of S?'
> 'Sir.'
> 'What the hell does this word mean?' He spelt it out.
> 'Pimping, sir.'
> 'This is not the Berlitz School of Languages, offering Intermediate
> Conversational Spanish in only ten weeks for the bargain price of one
> hundred and fifty pounds, Head of S.'"
>
> "'Gosh, that's certainly a drink,' said Leiter.
> Bond laughed. 'When I'm... er... concentrating,' he explained,
> 'I never have more than one drink before dinner. But I do like that
> one to be large and very strong and very cold and to refresh the parts
> that other beers cannot reach.'
>
> "'Mais n'enculons pas des mouches,' he added in an aside to the
> barman, 'et ni volont=E9 vous avec le nouveau conditionneur V05
> am=E9lior=E9.'"
>
> "Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of
> them seemed to come from Texas for just four hundred and thirty four
> dollars round trip thanks to 1-800-FlyEurope."
>
> "'The trouble always is,' he explained to Vesper, 'not how to
> get the Happy Meal, but how to collect all six amazing action figures
> before the promotion ends on 30.06.2006.'"
>
> "Yet Vesper looked curiously unmoved, she gave him a smile of
> encouragement. But then, Bond reflected, she knew nothing of the game.
> Had no notion, probably, of the bitterness of his defeat. He was not
> to know that one swift 'phone call to Lombard Direct had consolidated
> all his existing debts and left him with enough to buy the shed he'd
> always wanted, although his home would be at risk if he did not keep up
> payments on a mortgage or other loan secured against it."
ROFL...thanks for this wondrous post!
Best,
James
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| Re: A brief message from our sponsors [message #232556 ] |
Di, 07 März 2006 04:34 |
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phil.gerrard [at] ntlworld.com wrote:
> "The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in
> the morning, but they don't have to be with new, improved
> Neutradol."
>
> "When M came to this sentence he grunted and pressed a switch on the
> intercom.
> 'Head of S?'
> 'Sir.'
> 'What the hell does this word mean?' He spelt it out.
> 'Pimping, sir.'
> 'This is not the Berlitz School of Languages, offering Intermediate
> Conversational Spanish in only ten weeks for the bargain price of one
> hundred and fifty pounds, Head of S.'"
>
> "'Gosh, that's certainly a drink,' said Leiter.
> Bond laughed. 'When I'm... er... concentrating,' he explained,
> 'I never have more than one drink before dinner. But I do like that
> one to be large and very strong and very cold and to refresh the parts
> that other beers cannot reach.'
>
> "'Mais n'enculons pas des mouches,' he added in an aside to the
> barman, 'et ni volont=E9 vous avec le nouveau conditionneur V05
> am=E9lior=E9.'"
>
> "Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of
> them seemed to come from Texas for just four hundred and thirty four
> dollars round trip thanks to 1-800-FlyEurope."
>
> "'The trouble always is,' he explained to Vesper, 'not how to
> get the Happy Meal, but how to collect all six amazing action figures
> before the promotion ends on 30.06.2006.'"
>
> "Yet Vesper looked curiously unmoved, she gave him a smile of
> encouragement. But then, Bond reflected, she knew nothing of the game.
> Had no notion, probably, of the bitterness of his defeat. He was not
> to know that one swift 'phone call to Lombard Direct had consolidated
> all his existing debts and left him with enough to buy the shed he'd
> always wanted, although his home would be at risk if he did not keep up
> payments on a mortgage or other loan secured against it."
ROFL...thanks for this wondrous post!
Best,
James
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| Re: A brief message from our sponsors [message #233017 ] |
Di, 07 März 2006 06:50 |
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phil.gerrard1 [at] ntlworld.com wrote:
>"The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in
>the morning, but they don't have to be with new, improved
>Neutradol." . . .
Heh. I cannot wait to find out what Vesper is sponsoring.
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| Re: A brief message from our sponsors [message #233018 ] |
Di, 07 März 2006 06:52 |
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At 4:43pm -0600, 03/06/06, Tom Zielinski <rtomz [at] comcast.net> wrote:
>"...Bond's eyes narrowed. He knew, at some point, he would have to slay this
>particular dragon. He settled back in his chair, removing a Morlands' three
>ring special from the gunmetal cigarette case. As he waited for the
>delicious Balkan/Turkish blend to take effect on his lungs, he reflected
>that it's hard out here for a pimp..."
I would like to thank the Academy... for having a sense of humor. There is
nothing distinguishing about the vast majority of movie songs that get
nominated, not since Zippity Do Dah.
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| Re: A brief message from our sponsors [message #233022 ] |
Di, 07 März 2006 13:04 |
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"Adam H. Kerman" <ahk [at] chinet.com> wrote in message
news:Pine.LNX.4.63.0603062351000.3783 [at] qbbshf...
> At 4:43pm -0600, 03/06/06, Tom Zielinski <rtomz [at] comcast.net> wrote:
>
>>"...Bond's eyes narrowed. He knew, at some point, he would have to slay
>>this
>>particular dragon. He settled back in his chair, removing a Morlands'
>>three
>>ring special from the gunmetal cigarette case. As he waited for the
>>delicious Balkan/Turkish blend to take effect on his lungs, he reflected
>>that it's hard out here for a pimp..."
>
> I would like to thank the Academy... for having a sense of humor. There is
> nothing distinguishing about the vast majority of movie songs that get
> nominated, not since Zippity Do Dah.
Not even "Live and Let Die", or "The Spy Who Loved Me"?
Tom Zielinski
"...Bond's eyes narrowed. He knew, at some point, he would have to slay this
particular dragon. He settled back in his chair, removing a Morlands' three
ring special from the gunmetal cigarette case. As he waited for the
delicious Balkan/Turkish blend to take effect on his lungs, he reflected
that had either song included the word "pimp", perhaps it would have won..."
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| Re: A brief message from our sponsors [message #233037 ] |
Di, 07 März 2006 18:14 |
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James Prine wrote:
> ROFL...thanks for this wondrous post!
Thanks, James! Seems like ages since we last heard from you. Good to
see you back.
Best
Phil
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