| Elvish Dating Services [message #231984] |
Mo, 06 März 2006 17:47 |
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On 28 Apr 2004 16:11:47 -0700, Menelvagor [at] mailandnews.com (Count
Menelvagor) wrote:
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>Did Elves have dating services?
Of course they did. You don't really believe that Cirdan was dwelling
by the sea just to build ships for Elves that were sick of
Middle-earth? He was making a fast buck by exporting "mail order
brides" to Tol Eressa. ;-)
Morgoth's Curse
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| Re: Elvish Dating Services [message #231991 ] |
Di, 07 März 2006 00:19 |
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Morgoth's Curse wrote:
> On 28 Apr 2004 16:11:47 -0700, Menelvagor [at] mailandnews.com (Count
> Menelvagor) wrote:
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> >Did Elves have dating services?
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> Of course they did. You don't really believe that Cirdan was dwelling
> by the sea just to build ships for Elves that were sick of
> Middle-earth? He was making a fast buck by exporting "mail order
> brides" to Tol Eressa. ;-)
Yes, too many Elves went west thinking the Streets were Paved With Gold,
only to end up as Streetwalkers in the back alleys of Tirion.
Too many coyotes and shanghai-men masquerading as "shipwrights" selling
a bill of goods about the "Blessed Realm"...*sigh* and the result?
declining birthrates and a better quality of life in Middle-Earth!
"It's Hard Out Here Bein' a Pimp!"
--Shaftwe, the Maia of Pimps, also responsible for the Pimping of Automobiles,
dwelt in the Land of High-Stepping, on the edge of the Region of Red Lights in Valinor.
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| Re: Elvish Dating Services [message #231994 ] |
Di, 07 März 2006 06:12 |
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Robinsons wrote:
> Morgoth's Curse wrote:
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> > On 28 Apr 2004 16:11:47 -0700, Menelvagor [at] mailandnews.com (Count
> > Menelvagor) wrote:
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> > >Did Elves have dating services?
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> > Of course they did. You don't really believe that Cirdan was dwelling
> > by the sea just to build ships for Elves that were sick of
> > Middle-earth? He was making a fast buck by exporting "mail order
> > brides" to Tol Eressa. ;-)
this thread, like unto the elves themselven, iseth immortal.
> Yes, too many Elves went west thinking the Streets were Paved With Gold,
> only to end up as Streetwalkers in the back alleys of Tirion.
valinorean bordelli are SO overpriced.
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| Re: Elvish Dating Services [message #274462 ] |
Fr, 26 Mai 2006 05:25 |
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On 6 Mar 2006 21:12:17 -0800, "Count Menelvagor"
<Menelvagor [at] mailandnews.com> wrote:
>> Yes, too many Elves went west thinking the Streets were Paved With Gold,
>> only to end up as Streetwalkers in the back alleys of Tirion.
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>valinorean bordelli are SO overpriced.
That's only because the Valar had to import Balrogs to handle the
kinky stuff. Those Balrogs literally charge an arm and a leg for a
good flogging. :-(
Morgoth's Curse
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