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Hallelujah! [message #228525] Sa, 11 März 2006 22:57
Paul Wilkinson  
Hallelujah!

I have had a vision that Adolf Hitler had come back to life and was
preparing to lead a holy crusade to crush all Star Trek fans under his boot
of righteousness.

Good news, I think you'll agree?
Re: Hallelujah! [message #228526 ] So, 12 März 2006 01:16
Michael Gray  
On Sat, 11 Mar 2006 21:57:53 +0000 (UTC), Paul Wilkinson
<pro [at] wrestler.com> wrote:
- Refer: <Xns9783DF4BCC478blah [at] 213.123.26.234>
>Hallelujah!
>
>I have had a vision that Adolf Hitler had come back to life and was
>preparing to lead a holy crusade to crush all Star Trek fans under his boot
>of righteousness.
>
>Good news, I think you'll agree?

You'd be a Christian, I take it?
Re: Hallelujah! [message #228528 ] So, 12 März 2006 02:20
Enkidu  
Michael Gray <fleetg [at] newsguy.spam.com> wrote in
news:m2q6125uri4jhohigsqr7bpjrmac36q5ap [at] 4ax.com:

> On Sat, 11 Mar 2006 21:57:53 +0000 (UTC), Paul Wilkinson
> <pro [at] wrestler.com> wrote:
> - Refer: <Xns9783DF4BCC478blah [at] 213.123.26.234>
>>Hallelujah!
>>
>>I have had a vision that Adolf Hitler had come back to life and was
>>preparing to lead a holy crusade to crush all Star Trek fans under his
>>boot of righteousness.
>>
>>Good news, I think you'll agree?
>
> You'd be a Christian, I take it?
>

Naw, he makes to much sense to be a Christian.

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Re: Hallelujah! [message #228529 ] So, 12 März 2006 02:26
Pastor Bluskie  
Paul Wilkinson wrote:
> Hallelujah!
>
> I have had a vision that Adolf Hitler had come back to life and was
> preparing to lead a holy crusade to crush all Star Trek fans under his boot
> of righteousness.
>
> Good news, I think you'll agree?

Wrong assumption, If there was a second coming of hitler he would lead
star trek fans on a holy crusade to crush the ************ who run the
show for the love of money under his boot of righteousness.
Re: Hallelujah! [message #228530 ] So, 12 März 2006 02:51
CCJ  
>I have had a vision that Adolf Hitler had come back to life and was
>preparing to lead a holy crusade to crush all Star Trek fans under his boot
>of righteousness.

One time I had a dream that Jebus (white robe and everything) was
giving me a piggy-back ride. It was pretty much the best dream ever,
even beating the one where I was inside a Rescue Rangers cartoon.

The wierdest part was that Jebus was wearing a wig, and when I pulled
it off a huge mullet came spilling out.

What would Freud say about that one?
Re: Hallelujah! [message #228531 ] So, 12 März 2006 05:56
Michael Gray  
On 11 Mar 2006 17:51:05 -0800, "CCJ" <cj.ciaramella [at] gmail.com> wrote:
- Refer: <1142128265.468169.284550 [at] i40g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>
>>I have had a vision that Adolf Hitler had come back to life and was
>>preparing to lead a holy crusade to crush all Star Trek fans under his boot
>>of righteousness.
>
>One time I had a dream that Jebus (white robe and everything) was
>giving me a piggy-back ride. It was pretty much the best dream ever,
>even beating the one where I was inside a Rescue Rangers cartoon.
>
>The wierdest part was that Jebus was wearing a wig, and when I pulled
>it off a huge mullet came spilling out.
>
>What would Freud say about that one?

"Why have you not paid my bill?"
Re: Hallelujah! [message #228532 ] So, 12 März 2006 06:36
elvish  
Paul Wilkinson wrote:
> Hallelujah!
>
> I have had a vision that Adolf Hitler had come back to life and was
> preparing to lead a holy crusade to crush all Star Trek fans under his boot
> of righteousness.
>
> Good news, I think you'll agree?

Always read the leaflets that come with your medication, and remember:
Codeine phosphate is a narcotic. Do not overdose.

--
David Silverman
aa #2208
Atheist for life.

Religion is a social contract between those who would rule us and those
who won't deal with their own shit.
Re: Hallelujah! [message #228536 ] So, 12 März 2006 11:54
DV8  
THEY SHUDENT OF MADE THE KLINGONS THERE FRENDS
NOW LISSENING TO SKREWDRIVERS
Re: Hallelujah! [message #228537 ] So, 12 März 2006 11:58
DanielSan  
DV8 wrote:
> THEY SHUDENT OF MADE THE KLINGONS THERE FRENDS
> NOW LISSENING TO SKREWDRIVERS

Hence why you shouldn't post while drunk, stoned, stupid, or a variable
mixture of the three.

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Re: Hallelujah! [message #228538 ] So, 12 März 2006 12:15
Michael Gray  
On Sun, 12 Mar 2006 02:58:11 -0800, DanielSan
<daniel-san [at] myrealbox.com> wrote:
- Refer: <4413ffc0$0$944$6d36acad [at] titian.nntpserver.com>
>DV8 wrote:
>> THEY SHUDENT OF MADE THE KLINGONS THERE FRENDS
>> NOW LISSENING TO SKREWDRIVERS
>
>Hence why you shouldn't post while drunk, stoned, stupid, or a variable
>mixture of the three.

Or in this wingnut's case all of the above at the same time, plus
unconscious.
Re: Hallelujah! [message #228549 ] Mo, 13 März 2006 03:11
stoney  
On Sat, 11 Mar 2006 21:57:53 +0000 (UTC), Paul Wilkinson
<pro [at] wrestler.com> wrote in alt.atheism

>Hallelujah!
>
>I have had a vision that Adolf Hitler had come back to life and was
>preparing to lead a holy crusade to crush all Star Trek fans under his boot
>of righteousness.
>
>Good news, I think you'll agree?

Get a fucking life, headcase.


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Re: Hallelujah! [message #242373 ] Di, 28 März 2006 20:04
perryrhodan  
and you're just full of shit
you disposable puppet of a human being you
Re: Hallelujah! [message #243224 ] Do, 30 März 2006 00:16
DV8  
NO SWAREING IN HERE NIGER THIS ANT YOR'E MOMS CRACK FACTERY
NOW LISSENING TO SKREWDRIVERS
Re: Hallelujah! [message #243232 ] Do, 30 März 2006 10:46
Sir Chewbury Gubbins  
On 2006-03-29, Great Cthulhu rose from the deep and compelled DV8 to exclaim:
> NO SWAREING IN HERE NIGER THIS ANT YOR'E MOMS CRACK FACTERY
> NOW LISSENING TO SKREWDRIVERS

I didn't know you could even *get* webtv in trailer parks. Awesome!

Choobs
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Re: Hallelujah! [message #243237 ] Do, 30 März 2006 12:27
DV8  
JUST NALE IT DOWN THEN THE NIGERS CUNT STEEL IT
NOW LISSENING TO SKREWDRIVERS
Re: Hallelujah! [message #243248 ] Fr, 31 März 2006 00:13
not  
In alt.music.white-power, DV8 <DV8 [at] WEBTV.COM> typed:

>JUST NALE IT DOWN THEN THE NIGERS CUNT STEEL IT


haha. do you ever run out of hooks ?



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