| James Bond Definitive Poll [message #227507] |
Do, 23 Februar 2006 01:22 |
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http://www.misterpoll.com/2674008515.html
This is the mother of all James Bond polls. It even covers that Craig dude.
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| Re: James Bond Definitive Poll [message #227508 ] |
Do, 23 Februar 2006 01:24 |
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James Bond wrote:
> http://www.misterpoll.com/2674008515.html
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> This is the mother of all James Bond polls. It even covers that Craig
> dude.
Someone else with a time machine, I see.
--
--Mac
"James Bond. You appear with the tedious inevitability of
an unloved Vargas sig..."
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| Re: James Bond Definitive Poll [message #227525 ] |
Do, 23 Februar 2006 04:58 |
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"James Bond" <James [at] bond.com> said:
>http://www.misterpoll.com/2674008515.html
>This is the mother of all James Bond polls. It even covers that Craig dude.
And it still has the same problem as the last time it was posted, since it
has allies listed under the villains, henchpersons listed under villains,
and other absurdities (Sylvia Trench and Irma Bunt under "Bad Girls???").
I mean, seriously, who WROTE this mess?
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| Re: James Bond Definitive Poll [message #227526 ] |
Do, 23 Februar 2006 06:16 |
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"Rich Handley" <(Sylvia Trench and Irma Bunt under "Bad Girls???").
> I mean, seriously, who WROTE this mess?
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What would you call them? Half of Bond's allies get him into trouble, get
killed, are whores, etc. So are they good girls?
We are talking about some half-assed characters. Some of them were in the
movies for no more than five minutes and then got killed off or Bond dumped
them after shooting his seed into them.
Where would you put Sylvia Trench and Irma Bunt? They were what? I can't
even remember what they looked like, who they played, or what they did.
Every Bond movie has about five whores in it that he pops at some point and
they are never seen again. What was Ursula Andress' big contribution to Dr.
No? T&A. Was she a good girl? Only because Bond popped her cherry.
Maybe there should just be a category for "Bond Whores." That would be
easier to figure out, since Bond has had sex with half the bad girls and
nearly all the good girls and I bet Connery would have humped Rosa Klebb if
he had the chance.
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| Re: James Bond Definitive Poll [message #227527 ] |
Do, 23 Februar 2006 06:25 |
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"Rich Handley" <henchpersons listed under villains,
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What the fuck is a henchman if not a villain? Jesus, why don't you take out
your Sean Connery blow-up doll and started sucking it off?
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| Re: James Bond Definitive Poll [message #227528 ] |
Do, 23 Februar 2006 06:30 |
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"James Bond" <> What the fuck is a henchman if not a villain? Jesus, why
don't you take out your Sean Connery blow-up doll and started sucking it
off?
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Just because I have dedicated my life to James Bond and have a Sean Connery,
Roger Moore, and Pierce Brosnan blow-up doll is no reason to make fun of me.
Yes, I have read every James Bond book, and I have the photos of Sean
Connery when he was a bodybuilder who competed in the Mr. Universe contest,
and I have the soft core gay porn movie he did too.
I am an expert on Bond, and you should respect me. BTW, Bond did not have
sex with Irma Blunt. Even Timothy Dalton would know that.
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| Re: James Bond Definitive Poll [message #227535 ] |
Do, 23 Februar 2006 11:45 |
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Rich 'Handly' wrote:
<snip>
With apologies to Country Joe - gimme a P, gimme an L, gimme an O,
gimme an N, gimme a K - what does that spell?
Not you, Rich, obviously, because that troll's not you, Rich,
obviously.
Best
Phil
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| Re: James Bond Definitive Poll [message #227542 ] |
Do, 23 Februar 2006 14:39 |
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"Rich Handly" <rich [at] gay.com> said:
>"James Bond" <> What the fuck is a henchman if not a villain? Jesus, why
>don't you take out your Sean Connery blow-up doll and started sucking it
>off?
>Just because I have dedicated my life to James Bond and have a Sean Connery,
>Roger Moore, and Pierce Brosnan blow-up doll is no reason to make fun of me.
>Yes, I have read every James Bond book, and I have the photos of Sean
>Connery when he was a bodybuilder who competed in the Mr. Universe contest,
>and I have the soft core gay porn movie he did too.
>I am an expert on Bond, and you should respect me. BTW, Bond did not have
>sex with Irma Blunt. Even Timothy Dalton would know that.
Ha. Funny. Ha.
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| Re: James Bond Definitive Poll [message #227543 ] |
Do, 23 Februar 2006 14:42 |
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"phil.gerrard [at] ntlworld.com" <phil.gerrard1 [at] ntlworld.com> said:
>Rich 'Handly' wrote:
><snip>
>With apologies to Country Joe - gimme a P, gimme an L, gimme an O,
>gimme an N, gimme a K - what does that spell?
>Not you, Rich, obviously, because that troll's not you, Rich,
>obviously.
What an idiot. I loved his answers, too -- he actually tried to defend his
choices, showing no knowledge of the very films he made the poll for. He
has two separate lists for villains and henchmen, but he seems to think
they're the same thing. And he has some of Bond's allies on the villains
list. And he thinks Bond slept with Irma Bunt? Eeeyuuuuwww. And how in
God's name could Sylvia Trench be seen as a bad girl? She's an ongoing
girlfirend, the only Bond girl to appear in two films, but she's a bad
girl?
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| Re: James Bond Definitive Poll [message #227546 ] |
Do, 23 Februar 2006 14:50 |
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Rich wrote:
> And he thinks Bond slept with Irma Bunt?
I can only presume that the film broke just before Bond got whacked on
the head, and he jumped to an obvious but incorrect conclusion.
'Fraulein Bunt? Oh, what the heck, you'll do...'
Eeeeeew indeed.
Best
Phil
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| Re: James Bond Definitive Poll [message #227570 ] |
Do, 23 Februar 2006 18:41 |
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"phil.gerrard [at] ntlworld.com" <phil.gerrard1 [at] ntlworld.com> said:
>Rich wrote:
>> And he thinks Bond slept with Irma Bunt?
>I can only presume that the film broke just before Bond got whacked on
>the head, and he jumped to an obvious but incorrect conclusion.
>'Fraulein Bunt? Oh, what the heck, you'll do...'
>Eeeeeew indeed.
LOL
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| Re: James Bond Definitive Poll [message #227597 ] |
Do, 23 Februar 2006 20:49 |
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And at least one villain (Colonel Moon) under Henchman. And since when was
Octopussy a "Bad Girl"? Didn't Bond join in with her circus at the end
attacking Khamel's villa?
Draugnar
"Rich Handley" <rhandley [at] optonline.net> wrote in message
news:1icqv1tb9ue0ttl7kau2eih12t51cv3ku1 [at] 4ax.com...
> "James Bond" <James [at] bond.com> said:
>>http://www.misterpoll.com/2674008515.html
>>This is the mother of all James Bond polls. It even covers that Craig
>>dude.
>
> And it still has the same problem as the last time it was posted, since it
> has allies listed under the villains, henchpersons listed under villains,
> and other absurdities (Sylvia Trench and Irma Bunt under "Bad Girls???").
> I mean, seriously, who WROTE this mess?
>
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| Re: James Bond Definitive Poll [message #227649 ] |
Fr, 24 Februar 2006 05:32 |
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"Draugnar" <rbolin.no [at] spam.xomox.com> said:
>And at least one villain (Colonel Moon) under Henchman. And since when was
>Octopussy a "Bad Girl"? Didn't Bond join in with her circus at the end
>attacking Khamel's villa?
>> And it still has the same problem as the last time it was posted, since it
>> has allies listed under the villains, henchpersons listed under villains,
>> and other absurdities (Sylvia Trench and Irma Bunt under "Bad Girls???").
>> I mean, seriously, who WROTE this mess?
It's weird, because there are so many names there, which implies research
was done, and yet so many of them are on the wrong lists.
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| Re: James Bond Definitive Poll [message #227698 ] |
Fr, 24 Februar 2006 19:56 |
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"James Bond" <James [at] bond.com> wrote in message
news:5HbLf.2631$5M6.558 [at] newsread2.news.atl.earthlink.net...
> "Rich Handley" <henchpersons listed under villains,
> why don't you
<Snip>
<Sigh>
<Plonk>
<Satisfied smile>
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| Re: James Bond Definitive Poll [message #227702 ] |
Fr, 24 Februar 2006 20:58 |
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>What the fuck is a henchman if not a villain?
Eon's powers-that-be have often characterized their villains in terms
of a brainy villain and a brawny villain; alternately, a villain and a
henchman.
Auric Goldfinger was the brains, Oddjob the brawn; Goldfinger was the
villain, Oddjob the henchman. Simple enough?
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