| And now some good news for Craig... [message #227458] |
Mi, 22 Februar 2006 18:18 |
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Sorry about this, but I'm sick of the boycott discussions:
http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2006/02/22/daniel_cr aig_has_a_large_penis
Daniel Craig Has a Large Penis
New James Bond star Daniel Craig has a large penis, it has been
claimed. Images of the hunky British actor completely naked have
appeared displaying his impressive appendage. The nude pictures of
Craig are taken from the relatively unknown 1998 biopic of painter
Francis Bacon, 'Love Is the Devil', in which the blond actor happily
bared all.
Film fans claim the heartthrob star - who will play the suave spy for
the first time in new movie 'Casino Royale' - is "nicely endowed" in
the movie.
Meanwhile, French actress Eva Green has been named as the new Bond
girl. The 'Kingdom of Heaven' beauty will play sexy vixen Vesper Lynd
in 'Casino Royale', but Columbia Pictures, who will distribute the
movie, have revealed the role will require more than just sex appeal.
Studio boss Amy Pascal said: "Vesper is a pivotal role in 'Casino
Royale' and it takes much more than beauty to make this role work.
"When you think about the great James Bond adventures, of course you
think about action and espionage, but you need to have palpable sexual
tension in the movie and in casting Vesper, we really needed to up the
ante.
"This character is very much an equal to Bond."
(No truth to the rumor that he named his penis "Scojo")
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| Re: And now some good news for Craig... [message #227465 ] |
Mi, 22 Februar 2006 19:01 |
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JHause wrote:
> New James Bond star Daniel Craig has a large penis, it has been
> claimed.
Yes, he has often left women with distorted genitals...
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| Re: And now some good news for Craig... [message #227469 ] |
Mi, 22 Februar 2006 19:44 |
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Finally, something big's come up.
For some reason, this reminds me of a Peabody and Sherman episode,
where they go back in time to visit William Shakespeare, who, upon
hearing Francis Bacon's claims of authorship to Shakespeare's plays,
declares, "Bacon, you'll fry for this!"
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| Re: And now some good news for Craig... [message #227472 ] |
Mi, 22 Februar 2006 19:46 |
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Mark wrote:
> Finally, something big's come up.
>
> For some reason, this reminds me of a Peabody and Sherman episode,
> where they go back in time to visit William Shakespeare, who, upon
> hearing Francis Bacon's claims of authorship to Shakespeare's plays,
> declares, "Bacon, you'll fry for this!"
What rotten luck to have all these other stories come out the same time
that it's announced to the world that you're incredibly well-hung! FIRE
THAT PUBLICIST!!!
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