| new lyrics to Loneosme Cowboy Cheney [message #224620] |
Sa, 18 Februar 2006 07:17 |
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My name is Cheney I AM an asshole
all my friends they call me DICK
HI DICK
I go hunting i shoot lots of people
I got no permit i am a misfit
if i were anyone else i'de be in jail.
he huffs and he puffs and he pumps up his loaded shot gun.
he drinks till his eye balls turn red.
if he could aim worth a shit he wouldn't be a misfit
and his hunting partner would be dead.
everybody now....what an asshole.
he's gonna find him a comminust lawyer and shoot up his ass till he
don't move no more.
the new vegas odds 4 not going to jail for something like this
Uncle Dick 1 to 5
Mike (the child molster) jackson 1 to 2
Puffy Combs 1 to 1
oj simpson 6 to 5
jason williams 7 to 5
average working asshole (guaranteed 3 years)
but the justice system is fair........URRRRRRR RIGHT !!!
ONE nation under GOD with liberty and justice for ALL.
WHAT a crock o shit that is huh ?
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| Re: new lyrics to Loneosme Cowboy Cheney [message #224623 ] |
Sa, 18 Februar 2006 13:52 |
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"mike macken" <tilson [at] mindspring.com> wrote in message
news:dpcdv11b17pp7ad3prp4md97c1efp47375 [at] 4ax.com...
> My name is Cheney I AM an asshole
> all my friends they call me DICK
> HI DICK
> I go hunting i shoot lots of people
> I got no permit i am a misfit
> if i were anyone else i'de be in jail.
>
> he huffs and he puffs and he pumps up his loaded shot gun.
> he drinks till his eye balls turn red.
> if he could aim worth a shit he wouldn't be a misfit
> and his hunting partner would be dead.
>
> everybody now....what an asshole.
>
> he's gonna find him a comminust lawyer and shoot up his ass till he
> don't move no more.
>
> the new vegas odds 4 not going to jail for something like this
> Uncle Dick 1 to 5
> Mike (the child molster) jackson 1 to 2
> Puffy Combs 1 to 1
> oj simpson 6 to 5
> jason williams 7 to 5
> average working asshole (guaranteed 3 years)
>
> but the justice system is fair........URRRRRRR RIGHT !!!
> ONE nation under GOD with liberty and justice for ALL.
> WHAT a crock o shit that is huh ?
come on in this place
and i'll give you a taste
i will shoot at your face
wheres my permit?
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| Re: new lyrics to Loneosme Cowboy Cheney [message #224624 ] |
Sa, 18 Februar 2006 15:24 |
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On Sat, 18 Feb 2006 05:52:44 -0700, "^^indifference^^"
<niknikniknik [at] indians> wrote:
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>"mike macken" <tilson [at] mindspring.com> wrote in message
>news:dpcdv11b17pp7ad3prp4md97c1efp47375 [at] 4ax.com...
>> My name is Cheney I AM an asshole
>> all my friends they call me DICK
>> HI DICK
>> I go hunting i shoot lots of people
>> I got no permit i am a misfit
>> if i were anyone else i'de be in jail.
>>
>> he huffs and he puffs and he pumps up his loaded shot gun.
>> he drinks till his eye balls turn red.
>> if he could aim worth a shit he wouldn't be a misfit
>> and his hunting partner would be dead.
>>
>> everybody now....what an asshole.
>>
>> he's gonna find him a comminust lawyer and shoot up his ass till he
>> don't move no more.
>>
>> the new vegas odds 4 not going to jail for something like this
>> Uncle Dick 1 to 5
>> Mike (the child molster) jackson 1 to 2
>> Puffy Combs 1 to 1
>> oj simpson 6 to 5
>> jason williams 7 to 5
>> average working asshole (guaranteed 3 years)
>>
>> but the justice system is fair........URRRRRRR RIGHT !!!
>> ONE nation under GOD with liberty and justice for ALL.
>> WHAT a crock o shit that is huh ?
>
>come on in this place
>and i'll give you a taste
>i will shoot at your face
>wheres my permit?
>
LMAO.........nice finish up....Frank would have had a field day with
this huh ? LOL
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| Re: new lyrics to Loneosme Cowboy Cheney [message #224627 ] |
Sa, 18 Februar 2006 17:36 |
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"^^indifference^^" <niknikniknik [at] indians> wrote:
> come on in this place
> and i'll give you a taste
> i will shoot at your face
> wheres my permit?
OPEC, you hot little bitch!
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| Re: new lyrics to Loneosme Cowboy Cheney [message #224649 ] |
So, 19 Februar 2006 21:32 |
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In article <dpcdv11b17pp7ad3prp4md97c1efp47375 [at] 4ax.com>,
mike macken <tilson [at] mindspring.com> wrote:
> My name is Cheney I AM an asshole
> all my friends they call me DICK
> HI DICK
See also "Double Load From Dick Cheney's Gun"
<http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1577745/posts>
--Charles
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| Re: new lyrics to Loneosme Cowboy Cheney [message #224659 ] |
Mo, 20 Februar 2006 16:01 |
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On Sun, 19 Feb 2006 20:32:11 GMT, Charles Ulrich <ulrich [at] sfu.ca>
wrote:
>In article <dpcdv11b17pp7ad3prp4md97c1efp47375 [at] 4ax.com>,
> mike macken <tilson [at] mindspring.com> wrote:
>
>> My name is Cheney I AM an asshole
>> all my friends they call me DICK
>> HI DICK
>
>See also "Double Load From Dick Cheney's Gun"
><http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1577745/posts>
>
>--Charles
I been busy and didn't get a chance to check out the link yet......but
just a few things ok
1....what basically is it about ?
2....you guys figure they didn't report this for 24 hours because the
guy probably had like a quart of vodka in him.
3....if this were me or you HOW MUCH TROUBLE you think we'de be in for
hunting without a permitt and then shooting a guy (while possiably
even being drunk)
let's see.....I THINK WE'DE STILL BE IN JAIL FOR:
HUNTING without a permit
assault with a deadly weapon
attempted homicide
FELONIUS STUPIDITY
With Liberty and Justice for ALL my fucking ass.
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| Re: new lyrics to Loneosme Cowboy Cheney [message #224660 ] |
Mo, 20 Februar 2006 16:14 |
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On Mon, 20 Feb 2006 15:01:28 GMT, mike macken <tilson [at] mindspring.com>
wrote:
>On Sun, 19 Feb 2006 20:32:11 GMT, Charles Ulrich <ulrich [at] sfu.ca>
>wrote:
>
>>In article <dpcdv11b17pp7ad3prp4md97c1efp47375 [at] 4ax.com>,
>> mike macken <tilson [at] mindspring.com> wrote:
>>
>>> My name is Cheney I AM an asshole
>>> all my friends they call me DICK
>>> HI DICK
>>
>>See also "Double Load From Dick Cheney's Gun"
>><http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1577745/posts>
>>
>>--Charles
>
>I been busy and didn't get a chance to check out the link yet......but
>just a few things ok
>1....what basically is it about ?
>2....you guys figure they didn't report this for 24 hours because the
>guy probably had like a quart of vodka in him.
>3....if this were me or you HOW MUCH TROUBLE you think we'de be in for
>hunting without a permitt and then shooting a guy (while possiably
>even being drunk)
>
>let's see.....I THINK WE'DE STILL BE IN JAIL FOR:
>HUNTING without a permit
>assault with a deadly weapon
>attempted homicide
>FELONIUS STUPIDITY
i forgot to mention leaving the scene of a crime
operating a fire arm while intoxicated
obstruction of justice
thats about 7 counts i could think of just off the top of my head i am
sure i am probably forgeting or unaware of at least another 5 counts.
>
>With Liberty and Justice for ALL my fucking ass.
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