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If you were JB,how would you word a memo,if a missile in your care,fell in wrong hands [message #218940]

Fr, 10 Februar 2006 04:05

gaz203

If you were JB, how would you (humorously only) word the memo to your
MI6 bosses, if a powerful missile that was in your care, ended up
falling into the wrong hands ?

Re: If you were JB,how would you word a memo,if a missile in your care,fell in wrong hands [message #218962 ]

Fr, 10 Februar 2006 13:57

Tom Zielinski

"Gary" <gaz203 [at] hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1139538146.665370.21500 [at] f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> If you were JB, how would you (humorously only) word the memo to your
> MI6 bosses, if a powerful missile that was in your care, ended up
> falling into the wrong hands ?

One line telegrams:

"Just relax, I have a friend named Felix who can fix anything."
"I am nothing but a stupid policeman."
"Something big's come up."
"Never mind that. Fetch my shoes."
"The target is Miami sir. I'll be in Nassau."
"See you later, irrigator."
"We may all be on our way to a funeral."
"Ancient Japanese proverb, Minister. "You only live twice."
"It's all right. It's quite all right, really. We'll be going on soon, where
we'll have all the time in the world."
"Bitch. Our problems are just starting now."
"See you in hell."

Etc...

Tom Zielinski
"...Bond's eyes narrowed. He knew, at some point, he would have to slay this
particular dragon. He settled back in his chair, removing a Morlands' three
ring special from the gunmetal cigarette case. As he waited for the
delicious Balkan/Turkish blend to take effect on his lungs, he reflected
that spring training opens next week..."

Re: If you were JB,how would you word a memo,if a missile in your care,fell in wrong hands [message #218965 ]

Fr, 10 Februar 2006 14:12

Mac

Dear Sir/Madam,

I wish to bring to your attention the MX7-ZR/1000.UY highly explosive device
placed under my attention is no longer being attended to.

My dog ate it.

Should any organization claim they have the MX7-ZR/1000.UY highly explosive
device in their possession, they are lying.

If Winston (my dog, sir/mar'm) could speak, he'd tell you the same.

Yours,

James Bond.
--
--Mac

"Vargas does not drink...does not smoke...does not make love.
What do you do, Vargas?"

"Vargas thinks they should check on top of the fridge, it's
amazing what one can find up there."

Re: If you were JB,how would you word a memo,if a missile in your care,fell in wrong hands [message #218966 ]

Fr, 10 Februar 2006 14:17

Mac

Tom Zielinski wrote:

> One line telegrams:
>
> "Just relax, I have a friend named Felix who can fix anything."
> "I am nothing but a stupid policeman."
> "Something big's come up."
> "Never mind that. Fetch my shoes."
> "The target is Miami sir. I'll be in Nassau."
> "See you later, irrigator."
> "We may all be on our way to a funeral."
> "Ancient Japanese proverb, Minister. "You only live twice."
> "It's all right. It's quite all right, really. We'll be going on
> soon, where we'll have all the time in the world."
> "Bitch. Our problems are just starting now."
> "See you in hell."
>
> Etc...

"This never happened to the other Super Power..."
--
--Mac

"Vargas does not drink...does not smoke...does not make love.
What do you do, Vargas?"

"Vargas is the 10,000 meter Daisy Chain Olympic Gold Medallist"

Re: If you were JB,how would you word a memo,if a missile in your care,fell in wrong hands [message #218967 ]

Fr, 10 Februar 2006 14:21

Tom Zielinski

"Mac" <see.mac [at] SPAMLESSvirgin.net> wrote in message
news:453hrfF4mgdvU1 [at] individual.net...
> Dear Sir/Madam,
>
> I wish to bring to your attention the MX7-ZR/1000.UY highly explosive
> device
> placed under my attention is no longer being attended to.
>
> My dog ate it.
>
> Should any organization claim they have the MX7-ZR/1000.UY highly
> explosive
> device in their possession, they are lying.
>
> If Winston (my dog, sir/mar'm) could speak, he'd tell you the same.

LOL!

Re: If you were JB,how would you word a memo,if a missile in your care,fell in wrong hands [message #218968 ]

Fr, 10 Februar 2006 14:23

Tom Zielinski

"Mac" <see.mac [at] SPAMLESSvirgin.net> wrote in message
news:453i31F4q3vqU1 [at] individual.net...
> Tom Zielinski wrote:
>
>
>> One line telegrams:
>>
>> "Just relax, I have a friend named Felix who can fix anything."
>> "I am nothing but a stupid policeman."
>> "Something big's come up."
>> "Never mind that. Fetch my shoes."
>> "The target is Miami sir. I'll be in Nassau."
>> "See you later, irrigator."
>> "We may all be on our way to a funeral."
>> "Ancient Japanese proverb, Minister. "You only live twice."
>> "It's all right. It's quite all right, really. We'll be going on
>> soon, where we'll have all the time in the world."
>> "Bitch. Our problems are just starting now."
>> "See you in hell."
>>
>> Etc...
>
> "This never happened to the other Super Power..."

Good one!

Tom Zielinski
"...Bond's eyes narrowed. He knew, at some point, he would have to slay this
particular dragon. He settled back in his chair, removing a Morlands' three
ring special from the gunmetal cigarette case. As he waited for the
delicious Balkan/Turkish blend to take effect on his lungs, he reflected
that wording memos was never his strong suit ..."

Re: If you were JB,how would you word a memo,if a missile in your care,fell in wrong hands [message #219002 ]

Fr, 10 Februar 2006 19:07

Min L Shaw

M,
I quit.
007
P.S. Sorry.
P.P.S. Any further inquiries will soon be superfluous.

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