| Stevie's Spankin' [message #218716] |
Do, 09 Februar 2006 23:52 |
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Don't you love shoving things up yer ass and masturbating many times a day?
So far I have used :::: hair brushes, candles, test tubes, carrots, shotgun
shells, and of course my hand (almost got the whole thing in once.)
Discuss!
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| Re: Stevie's Spankin' [message #218722 ] |
Fr, 10 Februar 2006 15:06 |
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In article <UIPGf.757364$x96.389140 [at] attbi_s72>, Zoot Spliff
<zspliff [at] bongload.org> wrote:
> Don't you love shoving things up yer ass and masturbating many times a day?
> So far I have used :::: hair brushes, candles, test tubes, carrots, shotgun
> shells, and of course my hand (almost got the whole thing in once.)
What, no gerbil?
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| Re: Stevie's Spankin' [message #218726 ] |
Fr, 10 Februar 2006 17:37 |
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In article <100220060806004863%jhenley [at] mail.utexas.edu>,
jhenley [at] mail.utexas.edu says...
> In article <UIPGf.757364$x96.389140 [at] attbi_s72>, Zoot Spliff
> <zspliff [at] bongload.org> wrote:
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> > Don't you love shoving things up yer ass and masturbating many times a day?
> > So far I have used :::: hair brushes, candles, test tubes, carrots, shotgun
> > shells, and of course my hand (almost got the whole thing in once.)
>
> What, no gerbil?
>
nooooo......
A Swedish apparatus with a hood and a bludgeon
with a microwave oven. "Honey, how do it feel?"
or...
Knives and spikes, and guns and the likes
of every tool of pain.
And a sinister midget, with a bucket and a mop,
were the blood goes down the drain.
no, wait...
I'm gonna ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Corn hole
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Fist fuck
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Wrist-watch; Crisco
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Pud!
specifically:
Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat loaf
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