| The cowbell as a symbol of unbridled passion [message #218690] |
Do, 09 Februar 2006 01:00 |
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This short story should illustrate the concept of The Cowbell As A
Symbol Of Unbridled Passion.
The story can also be read here:
http://members.aol.com/bovineprod/2bs29.html
THE NEW MILKMAID
by KC and Catfish
Becky Baker had been excited about her new job as milkmaid at the
MacDonald farm. She'd looked forward to peaceful hours with the cows.
But on her first look into the barn, she realized her idyll had been an
illusion in her mind, for the first thing she saw was all the cows
engaged in an orgy.
"People thing we're so dumb," said one cow.
"Yes, and that we never have any fun," said another. And just then, two
cows intensely engaged gave screams of ecstasy.
Becky, naive as she was at 16, was horrified. Her idea of cows as such
pure passive beings had been shattered. But she continued to look on and
listen until one of the cows spotted her.
"And who the hell are you?" asked the cow.
"I'm the new milkmaid," mumbled Becky in a frightened voice.
Upon hearing this, a look of excitement came over the cow, as it did the
other cows, as the news spread. Then almost at once, the cows ran
towards Becky in a stampede.
"Me first!" cried several at once, while others said nothing, but merely
shoved the other cows out of the way as they lunged towards Becky.
Of course Becky was overwhelmed, and so just stood there. But the moment
the first cow reached her, the others stopped and grudgingly gave the
cow and the new milkmaid room.
"You see," said the cow, "when we are deprived of the pleasure of being
milked, we have to resport to other means to satisfy our passions. It is
little known that cows are the most passionate of all creatures, and
being milked is our highest ecstasy."
Tho Becky was a novice milkmaid, the cows showed her what to do, and the
best ways to do it.
Soon Becky learned how each cow's responses were different, and
developed subtle techniques that were matched with each cow. Within a
short time, Becky's cows had the highest milk production in the state,
and Becky's name became synonymous with pleasure among cows.
The End
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| Re: The cowbell as a symbol of unbridled passion [message #218700 ] |
Do, 09 Februar 2006 08:08 |
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In article <MPG.1e545014b55c679298968a [at] news.verizon.net>,
dan the kitti man <dankitti [at] yahoo.com> wrote:
> This short story should illustrate the concept of The Cowbell As A
> Symbol Of Unbridled Passion.
>
> The story can also be read here:
> http://members.aol.com/bovineprod/2bs29.html
I'm awestruck. We need some more like that in this kinda towen.
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| Re: The cowbell as a symbol of unbridled passion [message #218704 ] |
Do, 09 Februar 2006 15:06 |
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In article <MPG.1e545014b55c679298968a [at] news.verizon.net>, dan the kitti
man <dankitti [at] yahoo.com> wrote:
> pleasure among cows
which would be a great name for a
rock and roll band.
John H
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| Re: The cowbell as a symbol of unbridled passion [message #218712 ] |
Do, 09 Februar 2006 22:47 |
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dan the kitti man wrote:
> This short story should illustrate the concept of The Cowbell As A
> Symbol Of Unbridled Passion.
>
> The story can also be read here:
> http://members.aol.com/bovineprod/2bs29.html
>
>
I got a fever...and the only prescription is more cowbell.
KCM
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