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Fantasy » alt.fan.dragons » Were-Penguins!!
| Were-Penguins!! [message #217549] |
So, 12 Februar 2006 05:06 |
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Yes, that's right, I just got the latest release for the Munchkin game,
Munchkin Bites 2, and there's a Were-Penguin:
Level 9
Were-Penguin
-2 against Werewolves.
Bad Stuff: Your Linux system crashes. Wait...that's not a game effect.
Okay, lose a level, then.
3 Treasures
Lord Flame Stryke
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Fc~ R+++! Ac+++ J+ S++ U! I# V+++! Q Tc++ E++
Draco nigrum, oculi rubere, suppositus, magus.
Holder of the Scroll of Nobility from Lady Viriatha, Keeper of the Wand of
Sparklies in its case from Hex, Wielder of the Lady Viri Signature 4x8 from
Ysable, Eater of the Mint Cheesecake from Whisper, Mate to Lady Viriatha,
Owner of Flame Stryke's Windex® Factory, Lord Balloonmaker, Borrower of the
Ebony Wood Fife from Luxatos, Accepter of the Small Statue of a Green
Dragon Covered in Ice Cream Toppings from Juniper, Employer of a miniature
Jester doll from SeaKing, Bearer of the Magic Ever-Bill from SeaKing,
Carrier of the gold piece from whisper: o, Builder of Dragon Fyre Keep,
First Dragon of Realism, Giver of the Pickaxe of Icebreaking to Kalos
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"Safety Third." -- Herd Thinners
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| Re: Were-Penguins!! [message #217550 ] |
So, 12 Februar 2006 06:05 |
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On a dark and stormy night, Lord Flame Stryke whispered:
> Yes, that's right, I just got the latest release for the Munchkin
> game, Munchkin Bites 2, and there's a Were-Penguin:
>
> Level 9
> Were-Penguin
> -2 against Werewolves.
> Bad Stuff: Your Linux system crashes. Wait...that's not a game
> effect. Okay, lose a level, then.
> 3 Treasures
>
> Lord Flame Stryke
Waitaminute - penguins crashing Linux?!
Just a Monkey,
Scott,
--
Visit me at http://4dw.net/moonfriend/index.html
Find the KMG (KY/Midwest Gather) at http://www.wertle.com/midwest.html
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| Re: Were-Penguins!! [message #217551 ] |
So, 12 Februar 2006 06:30 |
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On 11 Feb 2006, Scott L was found to have scratched news:nmzHf.761837
$x96.439352 [at] attbi_s72 on a rock in alt.fan.dragons:
>> Yes, that's right, I just got the latest release for the Munchkin
>> game, Munchkin Bites 2, and there's a Were-Penguin:
>> Level 9
>> Were-Penguin
>> -2 against Werewolves.
>> Bad Stuff: Your Linux system crashes. Wait...that's not a game
>> effect. Okay, lose a level, then.
>> 3 Treasures
> Waitaminute - penguins crashing Linux?!
Hey, I didn't write the card };=8Þ
Lord Flame Stryke
--
DC2.D~ Gm L120f60t180w W T Phawlt Sks Cbk,ere' Bfl A+++! Fr++ Nm M+ O H+ $
Fc~ R+++! Ac+++ J+ S++ U! I# V+++! Q Tc++ E++
Draco nigrum, oculi rubere, suppositus, magus.
Holder of the Scroll of Nobility from Lady Viriatha, Keeper of the Wand of
Sparklies in its case from Hex, Wielder of the Lady Viri Signature 4x8 from
Ysable, Eater of the Mint Cheesecake from Whisper, Mate to Lady Viriatha,
Owner of Flame Stryke's Windex® Factory, Lord Balloonmaker, Borrower of the
Ebony Wood Fife from Luxatos, Accepter of the Small Statue of a Green
Dragon Covered in Ice Cream Toppings from Juniper, Employer of a miniature
Jester doll from SeaKing, Bearer of the Magic Ever-Bill from SeaKing,
Carrier of the gold piece from whisper: o, Builder of Dragon Fyre Keep,
First Dragon of Realism, Giver of the Pickaxe of Icebreaking to Kalos
--
"I wanna touch the sky, I'll spread my wings and fly." -- Bon Jovi, "Every
Day"
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| Re: Were-Penguins!! [message #217556 ] |
So, 12 Februar 2006 09:57 |
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In article <nmzHf.761837$x96.439352 [at] attbi_s72>, spamtrap644 [at] insightbb.com
says...
>On a dark and stormy night, Lord Flame Stryke whispered:
>
>> Yes, that's right, I just got the latest release for the Munchkin
>> game, Munchkin Bites 2, and there's a Were-Penguin:
>>
>> Level 9
>> Were-Penguin
>> -2 against Werewolves.
>> Bad Stuff: Your Linux system crashes. Wait...that's not a game
>> effect. Okay, lose a level, then.
>> 3 Treasures
>>
>> Lord Flame Stryke
>
>Waitaminute - penguins crashing Linux?!
No, the WEREpenguins are crashing it.
I'm not sure if there were penguins or ware penguins though.
Perhaps they are elite ware penguins with prawn?
*Reference to a bad pun*
--
Draco18s
DC2.Dw Gm L- W- T Phvwalt Sks Cag^ Bco|# A- Fr Nu M--- O H+ $ Fo R+++ Ac+ J+
S+ I-# V++ Q++ Tc+++[C++]/Tc--- E+
"Yum!" |> v-v-v-v |>
| , , .|. | n | .|.
'. |_/| | |'''''''''''| | \
(q p),-| | HERSHEY'S | |'-._ ))
/_(/ | | CHO|"|LIT | | ) '-.___//
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| Re: Were-Penguins!! [message #217565 ] |
So, 12 Februar 2006 16:15 |
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Draco18s wrote:
> In article <nmzHf.761837$x96.439352 [at] attbi_s72>, spamtrap644 [at] insightbb.com
> says...
>
>>On a dark and stormy night, Lord Flame Stryke whispered:
>>
>>
>>>Yes, that's right, I just got the latest release for the Munchkin
>>>game, Munchkin Bites 2, and there's a Were-Penguin:
>>>
>>>Level 9
>>>Were-Penguin
>>>-2 against Werewolves.
>>>Bad Stuff: Your Linux system crashes. Wait...that's not a game
>>>effect. Okay, lose a level, then.
>>>3 Treasures
>>>
>>>Lord Flame Stryke
>>
>>Waitaminute - penguins crashing Linux?!
>
>
> No, the WEREpenguins are crashing it.
> I'm not sure if there were penguins or ware penguins though.
> Perhaps they are elite ware penguins with prawn?
> *Reference to a bad pun*
>
No such thing as a good pun...
--
Good journeys,
Marrock Volsung
Bearer of one Ponder Point
"Fly with me," said the dragon, "live in the depths of the waters and
soar through the sky.
We are not toys for mortals, but spirits that ride the winds and blow
the clouds along." --Lu Kuei Meng
DC2.Dw Gm L42f W T25,000l Phvwalt Sks,wl
Cbk\gr-^,fgr--,ebk%,vgr--^>bk^,sgr-^,bgr--^&1bk^,wbk [at] gr-,cag^ Bac A++ Nm
O H $+ R+++! Ac+++ J S+++! U I++ V-- Q+++! Tc+ E---!#
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| Re: Were-Penguins!! [message #217568 ] |
Mo, 13 Februar 2006 04:25 |
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On a dark and stormy night, Marrock whispered:
> Draco18s wrote:
> > In article <nmzHf.761837$x96.439352 [at] attbi_s72>,
> > spamtrap644 [at] insightbb.com says...
> >
> > > On a dark and stormy night, Lord Flame Stryke whispered:
> > >
> > >
> > > > Yes, that's right, I just got the latest release for the
> > > > Munchkin game, Munchkin Bites 2, and there's a Were-Penguin:
> > > >
> > > > Level 9
> > > > Were-Penguin
> > > > -2 against Werewolves.
> > > > Bad Stuff: Your Linux system crashes. Wait...that's not a game
> > > > effect. Okay, lose a level, then.
> > > > 3 Treasures
> > > >
> > > > Lord Flame Stryke
> > >
> > > Waitaminute - penguins crashing Linux?!
> >
> >
> > No, the WEREpenguins are crashing it.
> > I'm not sure if there were penguins or ware penguins though.
> > Perhaps they are elite ware penguins with prawn?
> > *Reference to a bad pun*
> >
>
> No such thing as a good pun...
Unless they're *really* bad of course! ^_^
Just a Monkey,
Scott,
--
Visit me at http://4dw.net/moonfriend/index.html
Find the KMG (KY/Midwest Gather) at http://www.wertle.com/midwest.html
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| Re: Were-Penguins!! [message #221240 ] |
Di, 14 Februar 2006 04:00 |
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(nods) True, but... *bites his tongue* OW! (Runs off to nurse his poor
tongue back to health... be right back)
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| Re: Were-Penguins!! [message #221243 ] |
Di, 14 Februar 2006 08:18 |
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"Marrock" <MarrockVolsung [at] optonline.net> wrote in message
news:3iIHf.10$B22.7 [at] fe12.lga...
> No such thing as a good pun...
Ha! Yes there are.
Until last month end I had a neighbour who's last name was Pun. He was a
good Pun. Asian fellow. Never made any noise, and was always polite on the
elevator. :oÞ
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Sentinel
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| Re: Were-Penguins!! [message #221244 ] |
Di, 14 Februar 2006 20:12 |
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Sentinel wrote:
> "Marrock" <MarrockVolsung [at] optonline.net> wrote in message=20
> news:3iIHf.10$B22.7 [at] fe12.lga...
>=20
>=20
>>No such thing as a good pun...
>=20
>=20
> Ha! Yes there are.
>=20
> Until last month end I had a neighbour who's last name was Pun. He was=
a=20
> good Pun. Asian fellow. Never made any noise, and was always polite o=
n the=20
> elevator. :o=DE
>=20
> --
> Sentinel
>=20
That's because he was plotting against you, wanted to use that golf bag=20
for his own evil purposes.
--=20
Good journeys,
Marrock Volsung
Bearer of one Ponder Point
"Fly with me," said the dragon, "live in the depths of the waters and=20
soar through the sky.
We are not toys for mortals, but spirits that ride the winds and blow=20
the clouds along." --Lu Kuei Meng
DC2.Dw Gm L42f W T25,000l Phvwalt Sks,wl=20
Cbk\gr-^,fgr--,ebk%,vgr--^>bk^,sgr-^,bgr--^&1bk^,wbk [at] gr-,cag^ Bac A++ Nm =
O H $+ R+++! Ac+++ J S+++! U I++ V-- Q+++! Tc+ E---!#
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| Re: Were-Penguins!! [message #221245 ] |
Mi, 15 Februar 2006 01:19 |
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(re-enters, lisping) hehehe... that'sthh vthhery fthhunny! (Tongue
hasn't healed fully but is enjoying the chat here... )
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| Re: Were-Penguins!! [message #221254 ] |
Mi, 15 Februar 2006 06:12 |
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Scott L <spamtrap644 [at] insightbb.com> wrote in message
news:nmzHf.761837$x96.439352 [at] attbi_s72...
> On a dark and stormy night, Lord Flame Stryke whispered:
>
> > Yes, that's right, I just got the latest release for the Munchkin
> > game, Munchkin Bites 2, and there's a Were-Penguin:
> >
> > Level 9
> > Were-Penguin
> > -2 against Werewolves.
> > Bad Stuff: Your Linux system crashes. Wait...that's not a game
> > effect. Okay, lose a level, then.
> > 3 Treasures
> >
> > Lord Flame Stryke
>
> Waitaminute - penguins crashing Linux?!
>
I DID tell you all...
> Just a Monkey,
>
> Scott,
>
> --
> Visit me at http://4dw.net/moonfriend/index.html
> Find the KMG (KY/Midwest Gather) at http://www.wertle.com/midwest.html
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| Re: Were-Penguins!! [message #221269 ] |
Mi, 15 Februar 2006 23:50 |
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In article <nmzHf.761837$x96.439352 [at] attbi_s72>, spamtrap644 [at] insightbb.com
says...
>On a dark and stormy night, Lord Flame Stryke whispered:
>
>> Yes, that's right, I just got the latest release for the Munchkin
>> game, Munchkin Bites 2, and there's a Were-Penguin:
>>
>> Level 9
>> Were-Penguin
>> -2 against Werewolves.
>> Bad Stuff: Your Linux system crashes. Wait...that's not a game
>> effect. Okay, lose a level, then.
>> 3 Treasures
>>
>> Lord Flame Stryke
>
>Waitaminute - penguins crashing Linux?!
You should see what they're doing in the dorm hallway.
Well, a bunch of pictures of what they're doing on the walls anyway.
(I can't believe that the school allows that kind of thing)
--
Draco18s
DC2.Dw Gm L- W- T Phvwalt Sks Cag^ Bco|# A- Fr Nu M--- O H+ $ Fo R+++ Ac+ J+
S+ I-# V++ Q++ Tc+++[C++]/Tc--- E+
"Yum!" |> v-v-v-v |>
| , , .|. | n | .|.
'. |_/| | |'''''''''''| | \
(q p),-| | HERSHEY'S | |'-._ ))
/_(/ | | CHO|"|LIT | | ) '-.___//
---W"W----'-'----'-'----'-'----------'--------------
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| Re: Were-Penguins!! [message #221271 ] |
Do, 16 Februar 2006 02:44 |
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Draco18s wrote:
> In article <nmzHf.761837$x96.439352 [at] attbi_s72>, spamtrap644 [at] insightbb.com
> says...
>> On a dark and stormy night, Lord Flame Stryke whispered:
>>
>>> Yes, that's right, I just got the latest release for the Munchkin
>>> game, Munchkin Bites 2, and there's a Were-Penguin:
>>>
>>> Level 9
>>> Were-Penguin
>>> -2 against Werewolves.
>>> Bad Stuff: Your Linux system crashes. Wait...that's not a game
>>> effect. Okay, lose a level, then.
>>> 3 Treasures
>>>
>>> Lord Flame Stryke
>> Waitaminute - penguins crashing Linux?!
>
> You should see what they're doing in the dorm hallway.
> Well, a bunch of pictures of what they're doing on the walls anyway.
> (I can't believe that the school allows that kind of thing)
>
oh, do tell! Or show.
--
-Kalos
Peace and peppermint cheesecake to all.
Bearer of one Pickaxe of Icebreaking from Flame Stryke and one Yellow
Rose of Friendship from Gilraen.
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$~ F+~ R* Ac++ J+ S---! U- I---# V-- Q---! Tc++[QBASIC] E+
The Dragon Classification Project calls me a: class Xenosauria
(xeno=strange, saur=lizard), subclass Pterosauria (Lizard Dragon), order
Squamadraconia (Scales Dragon), suborder Draconia (Western Dragon),
family Pterodraconia (General Western Dragon), genus [unnamed; finned,
spiked, serpentine in width], species {genus name} parvus (parvus=small)
See my art at http://kaloskalyre.deviantart.com/ | Read my blog at
http://kaloskalyre.livejournal.com/
"Why is thus this? What is the reason for thus thisness?" -Artemus Ward
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| Re: Were-Penguins!! [message #221323 ] |
Fr, 17 Februar 2006 07:43 |
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In article <TYKdnZfliP6LRG7eRVn-qQ [at] comcast.com>, kaloskalyre [at] comcast.net
says...
>Draco18s wrote:
>> In article <nmzHf.761837$x96.439352 [at] attbi_s72>, spamtrap644 [at] insightbb.com
>> says...
>>> On a dark and stormy night, Lord Flame Stryke whispered:
>>>
>>>> Yes, that's right, I just got the latest release for the Munchkin
>>>> game, Munchkin Bites 2, and there's a Were-Penguin:
>>>>
>>>> Level 9
>>>> Were-Penguin
>>>> -2 against Werewolves.
>>>> Bad Stuff: Your Linux system crashes. Wait...that's not a game
>>>> effect. Okay, lose a level, then.
>>>> 3 Treasures
>>>>
>>>> Lord Flame Stryke
>>> Waitaminute - penguins crashing Linux?!
>>
>> You should see what they're doing in the dorm hallway.
>> Well, a bunch of pictures of what they're doing on the walls anyway.
>> (I can't believe that the school allows that kind of thing)
>>
>oh, do tell! Or show.
Ok, you asked for it....
www.collegesexadvice.com/sex.shtml
www.collegesexadvice.com/gay-sex.shtml
www.collegesexadvice.com/lesbian-sex.shtml
--
Draco18s
DC2.Dw Gm L- W- T Phvwalt Sks Cag^ Bco|# A- Fr Nu M--- O H+ $ Fo R+++ Ac+ J+
S+ I-# V++ Q++ Tc+++[C++]/Tc--- E+
"Yum!" |> v-v-v-v |>
| , , .|. | n | .|.
'. |_/| | |'''''''''''| | \
(q p),-| | HERSHEY'S | |'-._ ))
/_(/ | | CHO|"|LIT | | ) '-.___//
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| Re: Were-Penguins!! [message #221327 ] |
Fr, 17 Februar 2006 15:45 |
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Draco18s wrote:
[]
>>>You should see what they're doing in the dorm hallway.
>>>Well, a bunch of pictures of what they're doing on the walls anyway.
>>>(I can't believe that the school allows that kind of thing)
>>>
>>
>>oh, do tell! Or show.
>
>
> Ok, you asked for it....
[]
*Alfandra shatters*
--
Zarris
dragoncode: DC2.Dw Gm L- W T- Phvfwvl^t Sks Cbl+,bwh%,cbk,egy,vbk,wwh%
Bfl A- Fr++ Nm M- O H++ $+++ Fo-- R+++ Ac++ J+ S-- U-- I V-- Q Tc++[ntwk] E
journal: http://zarris.livejournal.com/profile
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| Re: Were-Penguins!! [message #221330 ] |
Fr, 17 Februar 2006 17:23 |
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Draco18s wrote:
> In article <TYKdnZfliP6LRG7eRVn-qQ [at] comcast.com>, kaloskalyre [at] comcast.net
> says...
>
>>Draco18s wrote:
>>
>>>In article <nmzHf.761837$x96.439352 [at] attbi_s72>, spamtrap644 [at] insightbb.com
>>>says...
>>>
>>>>On a dark and stormy night, Lord Flame Stryke whispered:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Yes, that's right, I just got the latest release for the Munchkin
>>>>>game, Munchkin Bites 2, and there's a Were-Penguin:
>>>>>
>>>>>Level 9
>>>>>Were-Penguin
>>>>>-2 against Werewolves.
>>>>>Bad Stuff: Your Linux system crashes. Wait...that's not a game
>>>>>effect. Okay, lose a level, then.
>>>>>3 Treasures
>>>>>
>>>>>Lord Flame Stryke
>>>>
>>>>Waitaminute - penguins crashing Linux?!
>>>
>>>You should see what they're doing in the dorm hallway.
>>>Well, a bunch of pictures of what they're doing on the walls anyway.
>>>(I can't believe that the school allows that kind of thing)
>>>
>>
>>oh, do tell! Or show.
>
>
> Ok, you asked for it....
> www.collegesexadvice.com/sex.shtml
> www.collegesexadvice.com/gay-sex.shtml
> www.collegesexadvice.com/lesbian-sex.shtml
>
I think I just went blind...
--
Good journeys,
Marrock Volsung
Bearer of one Ponder Point
"Fly with me," said the dragon, "live in the depths of the waters and
soar through the sky.
We are not toys for mortals, but spirits that ride the winds and blow
the clouds along." --Lu Kuei Meng
DC2.Dw Gm L42f W T25,000l Phvwalt Sks,wl
Cbk\gr-^,fgr--,ebk%,vgr--^>bk^,sgr-^,bgr--^&1bk^,wbk [at] gr-,cag^ Bac A++ Nm
O H $+ R+++! Ac+++ J S+++! U I++ V-- Q+++! Tc+ E---!#
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| Re: Were-Penguins!! [message #221333 ] |
Fr, 17 Februar 2006 20:14 |
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In article <a6SdnUnHefQ9fGjenZ2dnUVZ_tidnZ2d [at] comcast.com>,
WaterfallFinder [at] aol.com says...
>Draco18s wrote:
>[]
>>>>You should see what they're doing in the dorm hallway.
>>>>Well, a bunch of pictures of what they're doing on the walls anyway.
>>>>(I can't believe that the school allows that kind of thing)
>>>>
>>>
>>>oh, do tell! Or show.
>>
>>
>> Ok, you asked for it....
>[]
>
>*Alfandra shatters*
In article <DMmJf.10$W93.2 [at] fe08.lga>, MarrockVolsung [at] optonline.net says...
>
>I think I just went blind...
>
>
I told you.
*Picks up the pieces and starts trying to put them back together.*
--
Draco18s
DC2.Dw Gm L- W- T Phvwalt Sks Cag^ Bco|# A- Fr Nu M--- O H+ $ Fo R+++ Ac+ J+
S+ I-# V++ Q++ Tc+++[C++]/Tc--- E+
"Yum!" |> v-v-v-v |>
| , , .|. | n | .|.
'. |_/| | |'''''''''''| | \
(q p),-| | HERSHEY'S | |'-._ ))
/_(/ | | CHO|"|LIT | | ) '-.___//
---W"W----'-'----'-'----'-'----------'--------------
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