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Fantasy » alt.fan.dragons » The Birth of Modern Wizardry (AFD style)
| The Birth of Modern Wizardry (AFD style) [message #217411] |
Do, 09 Februar 2006 01:01 |
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* Sounds of much sawing of wood and pounding of iron upon stone can be heard
for weeks, ensuing from the inside of a nearby golf bag... it's a rather
large golf bag. With a hiss and a billow of steam, a hatch in the top of the
bag opens, and an excited Sentienl pops out, having finished his latest
greatest achievement.*
HAHA! My tower plans are complete (cuz every good wizard needs a tower.)
Yes! It will be the one place where I can conduct my experiments in alchemy
and all kinds of arcany-type stuff!
* He holds up what looks like a six inch mini of a tower *
And this is it... er, well, it will be, only larger... ten times the size,
only in feet... which would make it-uh- (mumblemumblemumble... carry the
foooour...mumblemumblemumble)... 42?!? Noononononono, that can't be
right...
(Chef whispers: 60 feet)
Like I said, about 60 feet...
(Chef: Tall)
Right, 60 feet tall... are you sure?
(Chef: yes)
Right! And I'll build it right overrrrr... um...
(Chef: A peanut butter jar?)
Right over a peanut bu-- oh, that's absurd! Get back down there and finish
making the soup, will you? I'll need to use /something/ to clear the land
down to the bedrock, you know. And use the /stone/ bowl this time, please.
Last time you used a steel pot, it melted and flowed into the Sea of Sarcasm
and almost caused an apocolypse in the process... nearly blew the Golf Bag
to the moon...
(Chef: Burmuda was nice, though.)
Yes, it was... very--hey, will you, please? ... thank you.
Hmmm.... the site just has to be the right one, you know. Figuring in ley
lines and nexii and areas of natural flow of power, that sort of thing...
but nothing rubber, too insulating, you know. And, of course, the landing
strip will use up plenty of space, not to mention the hele-pad... and at
least one good phone line with high speed capability.
(Kicking a release, the very large golf bag extends a set of wheels and a
handle. Sentinel begins pushing the whole affair around like an over-sized
shopping cart, shuffling off on his merry way.)
--
Sentinel
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| Re: The Birth of Modern Wizardry (AFD style) [message #217412 ] |
Do, 09 Februar 2006 01:59 |
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Sentinel wrote:
> * Sounds of much sawing of wood and pounding of iron upon stone can be heard
> for weeks, ensuing from the inside of a nearby golf bag... it's a rather
> large golf bag. With a hiss and a billow of steam, a hatch in the top of the
> bag opens, and an excited Sentienl pops out, having finished his latest
> greatest achievement.*
>
> HAHA! My tower plans are complete (cuz every good wizard needs a tower.)
> Yes! It will be the one place where I can conduct my experiments in alchemy
> and all kinds of arcany-type stuff!
>
> * He holds up what looks like a six inch mini of a tower *
>
> And this is it... er, well, it will be, only larger... ten times the size,
> only in feet... which would make it-uh- (mumblemumblemumble... carry the
> foooour...mumblemumblemumble)... 42?!? Noononononono, that can't be
> right...
>
> (Chef whispers: 60 feet)
>
> Like I said, about 60 feet...
>
> (Chef: Tall)
>
> Right, 60 feet tall... are you sure?
>
> (Chef: yes)
>
> Right! And I'll build it right overrrrr... um...
>
> (Chef: A peanut butter jar?)
>
> Right over a peanut bu-- oh, that's absurd! Get back down there and finish
> making the soup, will you? I'll need to use /something/ to clear the land
> down to the bedrock, you know. And use the /stone/ bowl this time, please.
> Last time you used a steel pot, it melted and flowed into the Sea of Sarcasm
> and almost caused an apocolypse in the process... nearly blew the Golf Bag
> to the moon...
>
> (Chef: Burmuda was nice, though.)
>
> Yes, it was... very--hey, will you, please? ... thank you.
>
> Hmmm.... the site just has to be the right one, you know. Figuring in ley
> lines and nexii and areas of natural flow of power, that sort of thing...
> but nothing rubber, too insulating, you know. And, of course, the landing
> strip will use up plenty of space, not to mention the hele-pad... and at
> least one good phone line with high speed capability.
>
> (Kicking a release, the very large golf bag extends a set of wheels and a
> handle. Sentinel begins pushing the whole affair around like an over-sized
> shopping cart, shuffling off on his merry way.)
>
> --
> Sentinel
>
>
>
>
>
Just keep it away from my caverns and I wont have to show you my
impression of a frustrated caddy that just got stiffed on a tip... and
has access to unstable chemicals.
--
Good journeys,
Marrock Volsung
Bearer of one Ponder Point
"Fly with me," said the dragon, "live in the depths of the waters and
soar through the sky.
We are not toys for mortals, but spirits that ride the winds and blow
the clouds along." --Lu Kuei Meng
DC2.Dw Gm L42f W T25,000l Phvwalt Sks,wl
Cbk\gr-^,fgr--,ebk%,vgr--^>bk^,sgr-^,bgr--^&1bk^,wbk [at] gr-,cag^ Bac A++ Nm
O H $+ R+++! Ac+++ J S+++! U I++ V-- Q+++! Tc+ E---!#
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| Re: The Birth of Modern Wizardry (AFD style) [message #217413 ] |
Do, 09 Februar 2006 02:38 |
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Sentinel <SC [at] Sentinel.net> wrote in article
<DDvGf.182991$km.3165 [at] edtnps89>...
> * Sounds of much sawing of wood and pounding of iron upon stone can be
heard
> for weeks, ensuing from the inside of a nearby golf bag... it's a rather
> large golf bag. With a hiss and a billow of steam, a hatch in the top of
the
> bag opens, and an excited Sentienl pops out, having finished his latest
> greatest achievement.*
>
> HAHA! My tower plans are complete (cuz every good wizard needs a tower.)
> Yes! It will be the one place where I can conduct my experiments in
alchemy
> and all kinds of arcany-type stuff!
>
> * He holds up what looks like a six inch mini of a tower *
>
> And this is it... er, well, it will be, only larger... ten times the
size,
> only in feet... which would make it-uh- (mumblemumblemumble... carry the
> foooour...mumblemumblemumble)... 42?!? Noononononono, that can't be
> right...
snippage. Build it on huge tracts of land or a swamp!
Hex)-(x
> --
> Sentinel
>
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| Re: The Birth of Modern Wizardry (AFD style) [message #217421 ] |
Do, 09 Februar 2006 03:27 |
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On 08 Feb 2006, Sentinel was found to have scratched
news:DDvGf.182991$km.3165 [at] edtnps89 on a rock in alt.fan.dragons:
> * Sounds of much sawing of wood and pounding of iron upon stone can be
> heard for weeks, ensuing from the inside of a nearby golf bag... it's
> a rather large golf bag. With a hiss and a billow of steam, a hatch in
> the top of the bag opens, and an excited Sentienl pops out, having
> finished his latest greatest achievement.*
> HAHA! My tower plans are complete (cuz every good wizard needs a
> tower.) Yes! It will be the one place where I can conduct my
> experiments in alchemy and all kinds of arcany-type stuff!
> * He holds up what looks like a six inch mini of a tower *
> And this is it... er, well, it will be, only larger... ten times the
> size, only in feet... which would make it-uh- (mumblemumblemumble...
> carry the foooour...mumblemumblemumble)... 42?!? Noononononono, that
> can't be right...
> (Chef whispers: 60 feet)
> Like I said, about 60 feet...
> (Chef: Tall)
> Right, 60 feet tall... are you sure?
> (Chef: yes)
> Right! And I'll build it right overrrrr... um...
> (Chef: A peanut butter jar?)
> Right over a peanut bu-- oh, that's absurd! Get back down there and
> finish making the soup, will you? I'll need to use /something/ to
> clear the land down to the bedrock, you know. And use the /stone/
> bowl this time, please. Last time you used a steel pot, it melted and
> flowed into the Sea of Sarcasm and almost caused an apocolypse in the
> process... nearly blew the Golf Bag to the moon...
> (Chef: Burmuda was nice, though.)
> Yes, it was... very--hey, will you, please? ... thank you.
> Hmmm.... the site just has to be the right one, you know. Figuring in
> ley lines and nexii and areas of natural flow of power, that sort of
> thing... but nothing rubber, too insulating, you know. And, of
> course, the landing strip will use up plenty of space, not to mention
> the hele-pad... and at least one good phone line with high speed
> capability.
> (Kicking a release, the very large golf bag extends a set of wheels
> and a handle. Sentinel begins pushing the whole affair around like an
> over-sized shopping cart, shuffling off on his merry way.)
Um..... Why not set up shop in Dragon University?
Lord Flame Stryke
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Draco nigrum, oculi rubere, suppositus, magus.
Holder of the Scroll of Nobility from Lady Viriatha, Keeper of the Wand
of Sparklies in its case from Hex, Wielder of the Lady Viri Signature 4x8
from Ysable, Eater of the Mint Cheesecake from Whisper, Mate to Lady
Viriatha, Owner of Flame Stryke's Windex® Factory, Lord Balloonmaker,
Borrower of the Ebony Wood Fife from Luxatos, Accepter of the Small
Statue of a Green Dragon Covered in Ice Cream Toppings from Juniper,
Employer of a miniature Jester doll from SeaKing, Bearer of the Magic
Ever-Bill from SeaKing, Carrier of the gold piece from whisper: o,
Builder of Dragon Fyre Keep, First Dragon of Realism, Giver of the
Pickaxe of Icebreaking to Kalos
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"You don't just spontaneously develop a fatal head wound." -- CSI
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| Re: The Birth of Modern Wizardry (AFD style) [message #217431 ] |
Do, 09 Februar 2006 05:30 |
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In article <01c62d18$81039b00$5fd2dacf [at] newmicronpc>,
hexdragon [at] ev1.net.spamkilla says...
>> And this is it... er, well, it will be, only larger... ten times the
>size,
>> only in feet... which would make it-uh- (mumblemumblemumble... carry the
>> foooour...mumblemumblemumble)... 42?!? Noononononono, that can't be
>> right...
>snippage. Build it on huge tracts of land or a swamp!
>Hex)-(x
Yes, because every good wizrd builds his tower in a swamp.
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Draco18s
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| Re: The Birth of Modern Wizardry (AFD style) [message #217440 ] |
Do, 09 Februar 2006 06:14 |
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Sentinel <SC [at] Sentinel.net> wrote in message
news:DDvGf.182991$km.3165 [at] edtnps89...
> * Sounds of much sawing of wood and pounding of iron upon stone can be
heard
> for weeks, ensuing from the inside of a nearby golf bag... it's a rather
> large golf bag. With a hiss and a billow of steam, a hatch in the top of
the
> bag opens, and an excited Sentienl pops out, having finished his latest
> greatest achievement.*
>
> HAHA! My tower plans are complete (cuz every good wizard needs a tower.)
> Yes! It will be the one place where I can conduct my experiments in
alchemy
> and all kinds of arcany-type stuff!
>
> * He holds up what looks like a six inch mini of a tower *
>
> And this is it... er, well, it will be, only larger... ten times the size,
> only in feet... which would make it-uh- (mumblemumblemumble... carry the
> foooour...mumblemumblemumble)... 42?!? Noononononono, that can't be
> right...
>
> (Chef whispers: 60 feet)
>
> Like I said, about 60 feet...
>
> (Chef: Tall)
>
> Right, 60 feet tall... are you sure?
>
> (Chef: yes)
>
> Right! And I'll build it right overrrrr... um...
>
> (Chef: A peanut butter jar?)
>
> Right over a peanut bu-- oh, that's absurd! Get back down there and
finish
> making the soup, will you? I'll need to use /something/ to clear the land
> down to the bedrock, you know. And use the /stone/ bowl this time,
please.
> Last time you used a steel pot, it melted and flowed into the Sea of
Sarcasm
> and almost caused an apocolypse in the process... nearly blew the Golf Bag
> to the moon...
>
> (Chef: Burmuda was nice, though.)
>
> Yes, it was... very--hey, will you, please? ... thank you.
>
> Hmmm.... the site just has to be the right one, you know. Figuring in ley
> lines and nexii and areas of natural flow of power, that sort of thing...
> but nothing rubber, too insulating, you know. And, of course, the landing
> strip will use up plenty of space, not to mention the hele-pad... and at
> least one good phone line with high speed capability.
>
> (Kicking a release, the very large golf bag extends a set of wheels and a
> handle. Sentinel begins pushing the whole affair around like an
over-sized
> shopping cart, shuffling off on his merry way.)
>
> --
> Sentinel
>
Ohh *shiny* tower...
It better not get in my flight path, though. But then again, I've never
mentioned flying before here have I? So hmmm... to fly, or not to fly? Tell
me if you ever need some penguins for minions... they're particularly good
for that!
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| Re: The Birth of Modern Wizardry (AFD style) [message #217444 ] |
Do, 09 Februar 2006 10:30 |
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Draco18s <draco18s2 [at] _SPAM_hotmail.com> wrote in article
<MPG.1e548f6ae405c083989716 [at] news.teranews.com>...
> In article <01c62d18$81039b00$5fd2dacf [at] newmicronpc>,
> hexdragon [at] ev1.net.spamkilla says...
>
> >> And this is it... er, well, it will be, only larger... ten times the
> >size,
> >> only in feet... which would make it-uh- (mumblemumblemumble... carry
the
> >> foooour...mumblemumblemumble)... 42?!? Noononononono, that can't be
> >> right...
> >snippage. Build it on huge tracts of land or a swamp!
> >Hex)-(x
>
> Yes, because every good wizrd builds his tower in a swamp.
If the the tower sinks then one has the base for a new tower. If this
second tower should burn down and then sink again rebuild again. A wizard
should have a plan you know!
Hex)-(x who does like huge tracts....er.....I'm getting better.
> --
> Draco18s
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| Re: The Birth of Modern Wizardry (AFD style) [message #217455 ] |
Do, 09 Februar 2006 23:38 |
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"Marrock" <MarrockVolsung [at] optonline.net> wrote in message
news:puwGf.566$jz1.546 [at] fe12.lga...
> Just keep it away from my caverns and I wont have to show you my
> impression of a frustrated caddy that just got stiffed on a tip... and has
> access to unstable chemicals.
Near caverns? Heavens no. Do you have any idea what lives in caverns?
Bats! And bugs and crawly things that ooze-- but I digress. No, building
near caverns also has its geological faults, you see.
We must be very scientific in our approach, even though caverns would be an
ideal place to collect the samples, various and sundry, that would aid in
the casting of arcany, uh, thingies...
(Chef from inside the bag: Spells)
Right! Spells! That reminds me, chef, remind me later to get a proper spell
checker.
(Chef: No problem)
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Sentinel
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| Re: The Birth of Modern Wizardry (AFD style) [message #217456 ] |
Do, 09 Februar 2006 23:47 |
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"Hex" <hexdragon [at] ev1.net.spamkilla> wrote in message
news:01c62d5a$921082e0$e1dfdacf [at] newmicronpc...
> Draco18s <draco18s2 [at] _SPAM_hotmail.com> wrote in article
> <MPG.1e548f6ae405c083989716 [at] news.teranews.com>...
>> In article <01c62d18$81039b00$5fd2dacf [at] newmicronpc>,
>> hexdragon [at] ev1.net.spamkilla says...
>> >snippage. Build it on huge tracts of land or a swamp!
>> Yes, because every good wizrd builds his tower in a swamp.
Well, that's just silly, isn't it. Building a tower in the middle of a
swamp... really. Nothing but skeeters and other biting things in a swamp...
and the smell, my gawds, would /you/ live in a place that smells like a
sewer? And where, pray tell, would I build my mote?
> If the the tower sinks then one has the base for a new tower. If this
> second tower should burn down and then sink again rebuild again. A wizard
> should have a plan you know!
> If the the tower sinks then one has the base for a new tower. If this
> second tower should burn down and then sink again rebuild again. A wizard
> should have a plan you know!
Ye gawds! Scribe! Boy! Did you mark that occurrence?
(Scribe, poking his head out the top of the bag: Sir?)
That occurrence of deja vu, did you mark it?
(Scribe: Yes, sir.)
Right! Not building on this spot since there are magical repetative
anomalies that might lead to explosive inverted arcane spacial harmonics
that could produce a never ending ground hog day effect, and might even
depolarize the whatchamadoodle!
(Scribe: "Whatchamadoodle," sir?)
(Chef: You know, that thing attched to the doohicky?)
(Scribe: oh, yeah... )
Right... Big Tracts of Land it is, then.
(Chef and Scribe: Right, sir!)
--
Sentinel
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| Re: The Birth of Modern Wizardry (AFD style) [message #217457 ] |
Do, 09 Februar 2006 23:51 |
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Sentinel wrote:
> "Marrock" <MarrockVolsung [at] optonline.net> wrote in message
> news:puwGf.566$jz1.546 [at] fe12.lga...
>
>
>>Just keep it away from my caverns and I wont have to show you my
>>impression of a frustrated caddy that just got stiffed on a tip... and has
>>access to unstable chemicals.
>
>
> Near caverns? Heavens no. Do you have any idea what lives in caverns?
> Bats! And bugs and crawly things that ooze-- but I digress. No, building
> near caverns also has its geological faults, you see.
>
Aye, I know what lives in caverns... I do...
Don't know what caverns you've been hanging around, but there's nothing
creepy, crawly, or oozy about mine... aside from some that visit on
occasion, but they rarely stay very long.
Mine are nicely appointed and quite pleasant... I just don't want any
"experiments" stinking the area up.
--
Good journeys,
Marrock Volsung
Bearer of one Ponder Point
"Fly with me," said the dragon, "live in the depths of the waters and
soar through the sky.
We are not toys for mortals, but spirits that ride the winds and blow
the clouds along." --Lu Kuei Meng
DC2.Dw Gm L42f W T25,000l Phvwalt Sks,wl
Cbk\gr-^,fgr--,ebk%,vgr--^>bk^,sgr-^,bgr--^&1bk^,wbk [at] gr-,cag^ Bac A++ Nm
O H $+ R+++! Ac+++ J S+++! U I++ V-- Q+++! Tc+ E---!#
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| Re: The Birth of Modern Wizardry (AFD style) [message #217458 ] |
Fr, 10 Februar 2006 00:08 |
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"Pegasus" <the_sarah_is [at] bigpond.com> wrote in message
news:9dAGf.2485$yK1.838 [at] news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> Ohh *shiny* tower...
Well, yes, the model does give that impression... it's made of white
limestone, you see. Makes everything look like shining silver at a
distance. The actual tower will look very similar.
> It better not get in my flight path, though. But then again, I've never
> mentioned flying before here have I? So hmmm... to fly, or not to fly?
Right! Chef! Remind our drooling Scribe to make room for air traffic
lights... it wouldn't do to have our clientel bashing into the tower on
their approach to the airfield.
(Chef: Will do... um, Chief? I think it's the fumes from the soup getting
to him.)
(That, or he had your lunch special.)
(Chef: What?)
I said, I think it's be best to leave hiim where he can get some air.
(Chef: Will do.)
* Thump!*
Um, Chef? I meant for you to leave him where he was, not to heave him out
on the ground.
Up you get then, lad. Is everything good? Will you be all right?
(Scribe: S'all right)
Well, just climb in the ball pocket, then. You'll be right as rain in no
time. Up you go...
> Tell me if you ever need some penguins for minions... they're particularly
> good
> for that!
Penguines as minions, eh? *ponderponderponder while casting a glance at
his drooling Scribe*
Sounds like a brilliant idea... especially concerning my current minions.
Ah, but they work for peanuts.
--
Sentinel
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| Re: The Birth of Modern Wizardry (AFD style) [message #217460 ] |
Fr, 10 Februar 2006 00:25 |
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"Marrock" <MarrockVolsung [at] optonline.net> wrote in message
news:wIPGf.764$Zf7.8 [at] fe10.lga...
> Aye, I know what lives in caverns... I do...
>
> Don't know what caverns you've been hanging around, but there's nothing
> creepy, crawly, or oozy about mine... aside from some that visit on
> occasion, but they rarely stay very long.
>
> Mine are nicely appointed and quite pleasant... I just don't want any
> "experiments" stinking the area up.
Ye Gawds! Do you know what that means! That means I'll have to look for
specimens elsewhere...
Not to worry, though, you wouldn't notice any stinky experiments... not if
my valet, Stench, has anything to do with it. He's got two noses, so he can
really smell (he says he's breaking one in for a friend). I recently
promoted him from "bellboy" from the Hairy Arms Hotel and Resort overlooking
the Sea of Sarcasm.
No, I think a nice area around the Dragon University (but not too close)
might be just what the Wizard ordered.
--
Sentinel
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| Re: The Birth of Modern Wizardry (AFD style) [message #217482 ] |
Fr, 10 Februar 2006 06:45 |
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Sentinel <SC [at] Sentinel.net> wrote in message news:QXPGf.2$s36.0 [at] edtnps89...
>
> "Pegasus" <the_sarah_is [at] bigpond.com> wrote in message
> news:9dAGf.2485$yK1.838 [at] news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>
> > Ohh *shiny* tower...
>
> Well, yes, the model does give that impression... it's made of white
> limestone, you see. Makes everything look like shining silver at a
> distance. The actual tower will look very similar.
I see. I also have two sets of eyelids, one of which I use when I fly, and
when I forget to lift it, everything looks *shiny* to me... it's a good
thing, really.
> > It better not get in my flight path, though. But then again, I've never
> > mentioned flying before here have I? So hmmm... to fly, or not to fly?
>
> Right! Chef! Remind our drooling Scribe to make room for air traffic
> lights... it wouldn't do to have our clientel bashing into the tower on
> their approach to the airfield.
>
> (Chef: Will do... um, Chief? I think it's the fumes from the soup
getting
> to him.)
>
> (That, or he had your lunch special.)
>
> (Chef: What?)
>
> I said, I think it's be best to leave hiim where he can get some air.
>
> (Chef: Will do.)
>
> * Thump!*
>
> Um, Chef? I meant for you to leave him where he was, not to heave him out
> on the ground.
>
> Up you get then, lad. Is everything good? Will you be all right?
>
> (Scribe: S'all right)
>
> Well, just climb in the ball pocket, then. You'll be right as rain in no
> time. Up you go...
>
> > Tell me if you ever need some penguins for minions... they're
particularly
> > good
> > for that!
>
> Penguines as minions, eh? *ponderponderponder while casting a glance at
> his drooling Scribe*
>
> Sounds like a brilliant idea... especially concerning my current minions.
> Ah, but they work for peanuts.
Should I muster some up then? You can even teach them to do
tricks...*laughs* some of them, anyway.
Um... just inquiring into exactly what you intend to do in this tower of
yours. Apart from the usual and stuff...
> --
> Sentinel
>
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| Re: The Birth of Modern Wizardry (AFD style) [message #217485 ] |
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| Re: The Birth of Modern Wizardry (AFD style) [message #217490 ] |
Fr, 10 Februar 2006 17:07 |
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"Maxx Pollare" <uselesspam [at] dragonfur.ca> wrote in message
news:Xns97661DFF353EEHalfDragon [at] news.dragonfur.ca...
> Reality folded in on itself, and somewhere the following words from
> "Hex" appeared in history:
>
>>>> Build it on huge tracts of land or a swamp!
>>>> Hex)-(x
>>>
>>> Yes, because every good wizrd builds his tower in a swamp.
>>
>> If the the tower sinks then one has the base for a new tower. If
>> this second tower should burn down and then sink again rebuild
>> again. A wizard should have a plan you know!
>
>
> You never know, swamp frount proportiy could work out as an advantage.
> It keeps some of your "better" experiments from wandering too far away
> it they evey get loose...
Ah, but that's what the peanut butter in the mote is for. They don't sink,
they just stick around, judging by the way peanut butter sticks to the roof
of one's mouth.
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| Re: The Birth of Modern Wizardry (AFD style) [message #217491 ] |
Fr, 10 Februar 2006 17:36 |
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"Pegasus" <the_sarah_is [at] bigpond.com> wrote in message
news:xLVGf.4320$yK1.1698 [at] news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> Should I muster some up then? You can even teach them to do
> tricks...*laughs* some of them, anyway.
I will wait to have them mustard until I have a chance to ketchup on the
building of my tower. I do relish the thought of having some a few
onio--er, minions... um, can they be taught to make hotdogs? For some eason
I'm feeling rather famished.
> Um... just inquiring into exactly what you intend to do in this tower of
> yours. Apart from the usual and stuff...
Well, uh, eating, sleeping, arcany stuff (that's all classified)
(Chef: Making a list of furniture, sir. Where did you say you wanted the
44" plasma TV?)
In the lab... uh, you, uh, know how unstable plasma can, uh, be.
(Chef: and the ster--)
* Claps a hand over chef's mouth *
The ster-ile tubes and beakers, yes. (big grin, and chef just nods). Uh, in
the lab, as well, if you please.
As I was saying, everything is kind of secret wizardy stuff so that's all
classified, but nothing depraved, I assure you--
(Scribe: The beer company just called and wanted to know if 44 kegs would
be enough, and Bernice is complaining that you ordered the French maid
outfit two sizes too small for her again...)
* Runs over to the ball pouch, and, in a panic, shoves Scribe down and zips
him up. *
Nothing depraved at all. The beer is for, uh, a solvent base for my
experiments, and I guess I made mistakes on measurements for the, uh (ahem),
standard uniforms. They were, er, made in France, and you know how difficult
those French designers can be with all those conversions to metric and
all.... >.> ... o.O ... <.< ... :oD
--
Sentinel
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| Re: The Birth of Modern Wizardry (AFD style) [message #217496 ] |
Fr, 10 Februar 2006 23:46 |
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In article <hEPGf.183159$km.45102 [at] edtnps89>, SC [at] Sentinel.net says...
>
>"Hex" <hexdragon [at] ev1.net.spamkilla> wrote in message
>news:01c62d5a$921082e0$e1dfdacf [at] newmicronpc...
>
>> Draco18s <draco18s2 [at] _SPAM_hotmail.com> wrote in article
>> <MPG.1e548f6ae405c083989716 [at] news.teranews.com>...
>
>>> In article <01c62d18$81039b00$5fd2dacf [at] newmicronpc>,
>>> hexdragon [at] ev1.net.spamkilla says...
>
>>> >snippage. Build it on huge tracts of land or a swamp!
>
>>> Yes, because every good wizrd builds his tower in a swamp.
>
>Well, that's just silly, isn't it. Building a tower in the middle of a
>swamp... really. Nothing but skeeters and other biting things in a swamp...
>and the smell, my gawds, would /you/ live in a place that smells like a
>sewer? And where, pray tell, would I build my mote?
I know several dragons who would happily not only live in a swamp, but turn
any choice piece of land INTO a swamp.
--
Draco18s
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(q p),-| | HERSHEY'S | |'-._ ))
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| Re: The Birth of Modern Wizardry (AFD style) [message #217502 ] |
Sa, 11 Februar 2006 01:52 |
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Sentinel <SC [at] Sentinel.net> wrote in article <2T2Hf.282$W31.145 [at] edtnps90>...
>
> "Maxx Pollare" <uselesspam [at] dragonfur.ca> wrote in message
> news:Xns97661DFF353EEHalfDragon [at] news.dragonfur.ca...
> > Reality folded in on itself, and somewhere the following words from
> > "Hex" appeared in history:
> >
> >>>> Build it on huge tracts of land or a swamp!
> >>>> Hex)-(x
> >>>
> >>> Yes, because every good wizrd builds his tower in a swamp.
> >>
> >> If the the tower sinks then one has the base for a new tower. If
> >> this second tower should burn down and then sink again rebuild
> >> again. A wizard should have a plan you know!
> >
> >
> > You never know, swamp frount proportiy could work out as an advantage.
> > It keeps some of your "better" experiments from wandering too far away
> > it they evey get loose...
>
> Ah, but that's what the peanut butter in the mote is for. They don't
sink,
> they just stick around, judging by the way peanut butter sticks to the
roof
> of one's mouth.
>
So you never ooze anything....er....that's lose anything like Maxx said. At
yeast these 'periments will not bread around the neighborhood.
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| Re: The Birth of Modern Wizardry (AFD style) [message #217503 ] |
Sa, 11 Februar 2006 01:59 |
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Sentinel <SC [at] Sentinel.net> wrote in article <Ci3Hf.288$W31.240 [at] edtnps90>...
>
> "Pegasus" <the_sarah_is [at] bigpond.com> wrote in message
> news:xLVGf.4320$yK1.1698 [at] news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>
> > Should I muster some up then? You can even teach them to do
> > tricks...*laughs* some of them, anyway.
>
> I will wait to have them mustard until I have a chance to ketchup on the
> building of my tower. I do relish the thought of having some a few
> onio--er, minions... um, can they be taught to make hotdogs? For some
eason
> I'm feeling rather famished.
>
> > Um... just inquiring into exactly what you intend to do in this tower
of
> > yours. Apart from the usual and stuff...
>
> Well, uh, eating, sleeping, arcany stuff (that's all classified)
>
> (Chef: Making a list of furniture, sir. Where did you say you wanted
the
> 44" plasma TV?)
>
> In the lab... uh, you, uh, know how unstable plasma can, uh, be.
>
> (Chef: and the ster--)
>
> * Claps a hand over chef's mouth *
>
> The ster-ile tubes and beakers, yes. (big grin, and chef just nods). Uh,
in
> the lab, as well, if you please.
>
> As I was saying, everything is kind of secret wizardy stuff so that's all
> classified, but nothing depraved, I assure you--
>
> (Scribe: The beer company just called and wanted to know if 44 kegs
would
> be enough, and Bernice is complaining that you ordered the French maid
> outfit two sizes too small for her again...)
>
> * Runs over to the ball pouch, and, in a panic, shoves Scribe down and
zips
> him up. *
>
> Nothing depraved at all. The beer is for, uh, a solvent base for my
> experiments, and I guess I made mistakes on measurements for the, uh
(ahem),
> standard uniforms. They were, er, made in France, and you know how
difficult
> those French designers can be with all those conversions to metric and
> all.... >.> ... o.O ... <.< ... :oD
>
> --
> Sentinel
>
Nothing depraved. I can however, supply "special" supplies. As a card
toting member of an assassin guild I can have my henchman , Igore( emphasis
on gore!) bring all sorts of bod....bodices to your tower.
Hex)-(x
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| Re: The Birth of Modern Wizardry (AFD style) [message #217504 ] |
Sa, 11 Februar 2006 05:00 |
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"Hex" <hexdragon [at] ev1.net.spamkilla> wrote in message
news:01c62ea5$660c4700$cfdfdacf [at] newmicronpc...
> Nothing depraved. I can however, supply "special" supplies. As a card
> toting member of an assassin guild I can have my henchman, Igore (emphasis
> on gore!) bring all sorts of bod....bodices to your tower.
> Hex)-(x
Sure, but no Frankensteins. Is Igore good with needles? Thread? That sort
of thing? >:oD
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Sentinel
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| Re: The Birth of Modern Wizardry (AFD style) [message #217505 ] |
Sa, 11 Februar 2006 05:17 |
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"Hex" <hexdragon [at] ev1.net.spamkilla> wrote in message
news:01c62ea4$6a5afd20$cfdfdacf [at] newmicronpc...
>> Ah, but that's what the peanut butter in the mote is for. They don't
>> sink,
>> they just stick around, judging by the way peanut butter sticks to the
>> roof
>> of one's mouth.
> So you never ooze anything....er....that's lose anything like Maxx said.
> At
> yeast these 'periments will not bread around the neighborhood.
No, but you may find many of my servants are just turning themselves into a
bunch of marshmallows, and loafing about when they're not trying to butter
me up, especially when they find themselves in a jam. You can tell when
they're really in the stew when they start sugar coating the facts.
--
Sentinel
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| Re: The Birth of Modern Wizardry (AFD style) [message #217511 ] |
Sa, 11 Februar 2006 06:02 |
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On 09 Feb 2006, Pegasus was found to have scratched
news:xLVGf.4320$yK1.1698 [at] news-server.bigpond.net.au on a rock in
alt.fan.dragons:
>> > Ohh *shiny* tower...
>> Well, yes, the model does give that impression... it's made of white
>> limestone, you see. Makes everything look like shining silver at a
>> distance. The actual tower will look very similar.
> I see. I also have two sets of eyelids, one of which I use when I fly,
> and when I forget to lift it, everything looks *shiny* to me... it's a
> good thing, really.
I have 3. One that's transparent so I can see underwater and the like,
although sadly not filtered so I can't see /well/ under water, unless I'm
right at the edge of it..... The second is transparent from the inside
but opaque from the outside, and looks like my eyes are closed but I can
still see fine, which I use for hunting at night, as glowing red eyes
make it difficult to hide in the dark otherwise..... The third are
regular eyelids that I use when sleeping.
>> > Tell me if you ever need some penguins for minions... they're
> particularly
>> > good
>> > for that!
>> Penguines as minions, eh? *ponderponderponder while casting a
>> glance at his drooling Scribe*
>> Sounds like a brilliant idea... especially concerning my current
>> minions. Ah, but they work for peanuts.
> Should I muster some up then? You can even teach them to do
> tricks...*laughs* some of them, anyway.
> Um... just inquiring into exactly what you intend to do in this tower
> of yours. Apart from the usual and stuff...
Plumons make the best shock troops. And no, you can't have any. So
nyah! };=8Þ
Lord Flame Stryke
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DC2.D~ Gm L120f60t180w W T Phawlt Sks Cbk,ere' Bfl A+++! Fr++ Nm M+ O H+
$ Fc~ R+++! Ac+++ J+ S++ U! I# V+++! Q Tc++ E++
Draco nigrum, oculi rubere, suppositus, magus.
Holder of the Scroll of Nobility from Lady Viriatha, Keeper of the Wand
of Sparklies in its case from Hex, Wielder of the Lady Viri Signature 4x8
from Ysable, Eater of the Mint Cheesecake from Whisper, Mate to Lady
Viriatha, Owner of Flame Stryke's Windex® Factory, Lord Balloonmaker,
Borrower of the Ebony Wood Fife from Luxatos, Accepter of the Small
Statue of a Green Dragon Covered in Ice Cream Toppings from Juniper,
Employer of a miniature Jester doll from SeaKing, Bearer of the Magic
Ever-Bill from SeaKing, Carrier of the gold piece from whisper: o,
Builder of Dragon Fyre Keep, First Dragon of Realism, Giver of the
Pickaxe of Icebreaking to Kalos
--
"How many seconds are there in a year? If I tell you there are 3.155 x 10
^7, you won't even try to remember it. On the other hand, who could
forget that, to within half a percent, pi seconds is a nanocentury." --
Tom Duff, Bell Labs
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| Re: The Birth of Modern Wizardry (AFD style) [message #217513 ] |
Sa, 11 Februar 2006 07:17 |
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> Plumons make the best shock troops. And no, you can't have any. So
> nyah! };=8Þ
I wonder if they've still got those flying monkeys up for bid on eBay. I
hear they'll work for all the Plumons they can eat. :oÞ
--
Sentinel
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| Re: The Birth of Modern Wizardry (AFD style) [message #217524 ] |
Sa, 11 Februar 2006 08:51 |
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Sentinel <SC [at] Sentinel.net> wrote in message
news:Ci3Hf.288$W31.240 [at] edtnps90...
>
> "Pegasus" <the_sarah_is [at] bigpond.com> wrote in message
> news:xLVGf.4320$yK1.1698 [at] news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>
> > Should I muster some up then? You can even teach them to do
> > tricks...*laughs* some of them, anyway.
>
> I will wait to have them mustard until I have a chance to ketchup on the
> building of my tower. I do relish the thought of having some a few
> onio--er, minions... um, can they be taught to make hotdogs? For some
eason
> I'm feeling rather famished.
>
> > Um... just inquiring into exactly what you intend to do in this tower of
> > yours. Apart from the usual and stuff...
>
> Well, uh, eating, sleeping, arcany stuff (that's all classified)
>
> (Chef: Making a list of furniture, sir. Where did you say you wanted the
> 44" plasma TV?)
>
> In the lab... uh, you, uh, know how unstable plasma can, uh, be.
>
> (Chef: and the ster--)
>
> * Claps a hand over chef's mouth *
>
> The ster-ile tubes and beakers, yes. (big grin, and chef just nods). Uh,
in
> the lab, as well, if you please.
>
> As I was saying, everything is kind of secret wizardy stuff so that's all
> classified, but nothing depraved, I assure you--
>
> (Scribe: The beer company just called and wanted to know if 44 kegs would
> be enough, and Bernice is complaining that you ordered the French maid
> outfit two sizes too small for her again...)
>
> * Runs over to the ball pouch, and, in a panic, shoves Scribe down and
zips
> him up. *
>
> Nothing depraved at all. The beer is for, uh, a solvent base for my
> experiments, and I guess I made mistakes on measurements for the, uh
(ahem),
> standard uniforms. They were, er, made in France, and you know how
difficult
> those French designers can be with all those conversions to metric and
> all.... >.> ... o.O ... <.< ... :oD
>
Ahh, but see, now I wonder. In one of your previous posts, you described me
as being 'clientelle'... Qui? What gives? Some evil experiment designed to
test the efficiecny of volcanic matter in disolving rather insane Equines?
No, hang on, that's my weekend job...
> --
> Sentinel
>
>
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| Re: The Birth of Modern Wizardry (AFD style) [message #217525 ] |
Sa, 11 Februar 2006 08:53 |
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Hex <hexdragon [at] ev1.net.spamkilla> wrote in message
news:01c62ea5$660c4700$cfdfdacf [at] newmicronpc...
>
>
>
> Sentinel <SC [at] Sentinel.net> wrote in article
<Ci3Hf.288$W31.240 [at] edtnps90>...
> >
> > "Pegasus" <the_sarah_is [at] bigpond.com> wrote in message
> > news:xLVGf.4320$yK1.1698 [at] news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> >
> > > Should I muster some up then? You can even teach them to do
> > > tricks...*laughs* some of them, anyway.
> >
> > I will wait to have them mustard until I have a chance to ketchup on the
> > building of my tower. I do relish the thought of having some a few
> > onio--er, minions... um, can they be taught to make hotdogs? For some
> eason
> > I'm feeling rather famished.
> >
> > > Um... just inquiring into exactly what you intend to do in this tower
> of
> > > yours. Apart from the usual and stuff...
> >
> > Well, uh, eating, sleeping, arcany stuff (that's all classified)
> >
> > (Chef: Making a list of furniture, sir. Where did you say you wanted
> the
> > 44" plasma TV?)
> >
> > In the lab... uh, you, uh, know how unstable plasma can, uh, be.
> >
> > (Chef: and the ster--)
> >
> > * Claps a hand over chef's mouth *
> >
> > The ster-ile tubes and beakers, yes. (big grin, and chef just nods).
Uh,
> in
> > the lab, as well, if you please.
> >
> > As I was saying, everything is kind of secret wizardy stuff so that's
all
>
> > classified, but nothing depraved, I assure you--
> >
> > (Scribe: The beer company just called and wanted to know if 44 kegs
> would
> > be enough, and Bernice is complaining that you ordered the French maid
> > outfit two sizes too small for her again...)
> >
> > * Runs over to the ball pouch, and, in a panic, shoves Scribe down and
> zips
> > him up. *
> >
> > Nothing depraved at all. The beer is for, uh, a solvent base for my
> > experiments, and I guess I made mistakes on measurements for the, uh
> (ahem),
> > standard uniforms. They were, er, made in France, and you know how
> difficult
> > those French designers can be with all those conversions to metric and
> > all.... >.> ... o.O ... <.< ... :oD
> >
> > --
> > Sentinel
> >
> Nothing depraved. I can however, supply "special" supplies. As a card
> toting member of an assassin guild I can have my henchman ,
gore( emphasis
> on gore!) bring all sorts of bod....bodices to your tower.
> Hex)-(x
*makes note to self* Don't get of Hex's bad side unless cure to all known
poisons, 42 stab wounds, deadly darts and noxious gasses exists...
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| Re: The Birth of Modern Wizardry (AFD style) [message #217526 ] |
Sa, 11 Februar 2006 08:57 |
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Lord Flame Stryke <FlameStryke [at] gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9766E02638CE6DragonFyre [at] 64.59.135.159...
> On 09 Feb 2006, Pegasus was found to have scratched
> news:xLVGf.4320$yK1.1698 [at] news-server.bigpond.net.au on a rock in
> alt.fan.dragons:
>
> >> > Ohh *shiny* tower...
> >> Well, yes, the model does give that impression... it's made of white
> >> limestone, you see. Makes everything look like shining silver at a
> >> distance. The actual tower will look very similar.
> > I see. I also have two sets of eyelids, one of which I use when I fly,
> > and when I forget to lift it, everything looks *shiny* to me... it's a
> > good thing, really.
>
> I have 3. One that's transparent so I can see underwater and the like,
> although sadly not filtered so I can't see /well/ under water, unless I'm
> right at the edge of it..... The second is transparent from the inside
> but opaque from the outside, and looks like my eyes are closed but I can
> still see fine, which I use for hunting at night, as glowing red eyes
> make it difficult to hide in the dark otherwise..... The third are
> regular eyelids that I use when sleeping.
I do believe you mentioned your tri-lids before. Consider my second set like
a pair of high-speed wind and bug resistant goggles.
>
> >> > Tell me if you ever need some penguins for minions... they're
> > particularly
> >> > good
> >> > for that!
> >> Penguines as minions, eh? *ponderponderponder while casting a
> >> glance at his drooling Scribe*
> >> Sounds like a brilliant idea... especially concerning my current
> >> minions. Ah, but they work for peanuts.
> > Should I muster some up then? You can even teach them to do
> > tricks...*laughs* some of them, anyway.
> > Um... just inquiring into exactly what you intend to do in this tower
> > of yours. Apart from the usual and stuff...
>
> Plumons make the best shock troops. And no, you can't have any. So
> nyah! };=8Þ
>
So I'll have to make some of my own, huh? *Calls minion* "Set up dungeon 12#
for ultra-better-than-Lord-Flame-Stryke-style-uber-minon growing
experiment."
>
> Lord Flame Stryke
>
> --
> DC2.D~ Gm L120f60t180w W T Phawlt Sks Cbk,ere' Bfl A+++! Fr++ Nm M+ O H+
> $ Fc~ R+++! Ac+++ J+ S++ U! I# V+++! Q Tc++ E++
> Draco nigrum, oculi rubere, suppositus, magus.
> Holder of the Scroll of Nobility from Lady Viriatha, Keeper of the Wand
> of Sparklies in its case from Hex, Wielder of the Lady Viri Signature 4x8
> from Ysable, Eater of the Mint Cheesecake from Whisper, Mate to Lady
> Viriatha, Owner of Flame Stryke's Windex® Factory, Lord Balloonmaker,
> Borrower of the Ebony Wood Fife from Luxatos, Accepter of the Small
> Statue of a Green Dragon Covered in Ice Cream Toppings from Juniper,
> Employer of a miniature Jester doll from SeaKing, Bearer of the Magic
> Ever-Bill from SeaKing, Carrier of the gold piece from whisper: o,
> Builder of Dragon Fyre Keep, First Dragon of Realism, Giver of the
> Pickaxe of Icebreaking to Kalos
>
> --
> "How many seconds are there in a year? If I tell you there are 3.155 x 10
> ^7, you won't even try to remember it. On the other hand, who could
> forget that, to within half a percent, pi seconds is a nanocentury." --
> Tom Duff, Bell Labs
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| Re: The Birth of Modern Wizardry (AFD style) [message #217527 ] |
Sa, 11 Februar 2006 08:59 |
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On 10 Feb 2006, Sentinel was found to have scratched
news:lkfHf.5150$bd4.3509 [at] edtnps84 on a rock in alt.fan.dragons:
>> Plumons make the best shock troops. And no, you can't have any. So
>> nyah! };=8Þ
> I wonder if they've still got those flying monkeys up for bid on eBay.
> I hear they'll work for all the Plumons they can eat. :oÞ
They work to be eaten by plumons? Well, OK, I guess..... The plumons need
to eat, too.....
Lord Flame Stryke
--
DC2.D~ Gm L120f60t180w W T Phawlt Sks Cbk,ere' Bfl A+++! Fr++ Nm M+ O H+ $
Fc~ R+++! Ac+++ J+ S++ U! I# V+++! Q Tc++ E++
Draco nigrum, oculi rubere, suppositus, magus.
Holder of the Scroll of Nobility from Lady Viriatha, Keeper of the Wand of
Sparklies in its case from Hex, Wielder of the Lady Viri Signature 4x8 from
Ysable, Eater of the Mint Cheesecake from Whisper, Mate to Lady Viriatha,
Owner of Flame Stryke's Windex® Factory, Lord Balloonmaker, Borrower of the
Ebony Wood Fife from Luxatos, Accepter of the Small Statue of a Green
Dragon Covered in Ice Cream Toppings from Juniper, Employer of a miniature
Jester doll from SeaKing, Bearer of the Magic Ever-Bill from SeaKing,
Carrier of the gold piece from whisper: o, Builder of Dragon Fyre Keep,
First Dragon of Realism, Giver of the Pickaxe of Icebreaking to Kalos
--
"It appears to be a robotic arm." -- Data
"How astute." -- Warf
-- Star Trek: Nemesis
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| Re: The Birth of Modern Wizardry (AFD style) [message #217528 ] |
Sa, 11 Februar 2006 09:02 |
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On 11 Feb 2006, Pegasus was found to have scratched
news:1OgHf.5413$yK1.4500 [at] news-server.bigpond.net.au on a rock in
alt.fan.dragons:
>> > I see. I also have two sets of eyelids, one of which I use when I
>> > fly, and when I forget to lift it, everything looks *shiny* to
>> > me... it's a good thing, really.
>> I have 3. One that's transparent so I can see underwater and the
>> like, although sadly not filtered so I can't see /well/ under water,
>> unless I'm right at the edge of it..... The second is transparent
>> from the inside but opaque from the outside, and looks like my eyes
>> are closed but I can still see fine, which I use for hunting at
>> night, as glowing red eyes make it difficult to hide in the dark
>> otherwise..... The third are regular eyelids that I use when
>> sleeping.
> I do believe you mentioned your tri-lids before. Consider my second
> set like a pair of high-speed wind and bug resistant goggles.
So what do you use when flying at low speed....?
>> Plumons make the best shock troops. And no, you can't have any. So
>> nyah! };=8Þ
> So I'll have to make some of my own, huh? *Calls minion* "Set up
> dungeon 12# for ultra-better-than-Lord-Flame-Stryke-style-uber-minon
> growing experiment."
Ah, but here's the best part!! They're Mondariloth's plumons, and shi
works for me, and I work for my Evil Overlord, so you'd have to obtain
permission from all of us, as well as the plumons, to get any, and I
withold my permission.
And grow your minions all you want. I have Nodwick!! };=8Þ
Lord Flame Stryke
--
DC2.D~ Gm L120f60t180w W T Phawlt Sks Cbk,ere' Bfl A+++! Fr++ Nm M+ O H+
$ Fc~ R+++! Ac+++ J+ S++ U! I# V+++! Q Tc++ E++
Draco nigrum, oculi rubere, suppositus, magus.
Holder of the Scroll of Nobility from Lady Viriatha, Keeper of the Wand
of Sparklies in its case from Hex, Wielder of the Lady Viri Signature 4x8
from Ysable, Eater of the Mint Cheesecake from Whisper, Mate to Lady
Viriatha, Owner of Flame Stryke's Windex® Factory, Lord Balloonmaker,
Borrower of the Ebony Wood Fife from Luxatos, Accepter of the Small
Statue of a Green Dragon Covered in Ice Cream Toppings from Juniper,
Employer of a miniature Jester doll from SeaKing, Bearer of the Magic
Ever-Bill from SeaKing, Carrier of the gold piece from whisper: o,
Builder of Dragon Fyre Keep, First Dragon of Realism, Giver of the
Pickaxe of Icebreaking to Kalos
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"Above all else -- sky." -- Herd Thinners
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| Re: The Birth of Modern Wizardry (AFD style) [message #217529 ] |
Sa, 11 Februar 2006 09:05 |
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On 11 Feb 2006, Pegasus was found to have scratched
news:BJgHf.5410$yK1.317 [at] news-server.bigpond.net.au on a rock in
alt.fan.dragons:
>> Nothing depraved. I can however, supply "special" supplies. As a card
>> toting member of an assassin guild I can have my henchman ,
> gore( emphasis
>> on gore!) bring all sorts of bod....bodices to your tower.
>> Hex)-(x
> *makes note to self* Don't get of Hex's bad side unless cure to all
> known poisons, 42 stab wounds, deadly darts and noxious gasses
> exists...
Well, we can now cure all known poisons, all unknown poisons, deadly darts,
and noxious gasses..... Unfortunately, we're ony able to cure 41.75 stab
wounds, so you take your chances that the remaining quarter of a stab wound
is fatal, which is usually the case.....
Lord Flame Stryke
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DC2.D~ Gm L120f60t180w W T Phawlt Sks Cbk,ere' Bfl A+++! Fr++ Nm M+ O H+ $
Fc~ R+++! Ac+++ J+ S++ U! I# V+++! Q Tc++ E++
Draco nigrum, oculi rubere, suppositus, magus.
Holder of the Scroll of Nobility from Lady Viriatha, Keeper of the Wand of
Sparklies in its case from Hex, Wielder of the Lady Viri Signature 4x8 from
Ysable, Eater of the Mint Cheesecake from Whisper, Mate to Lady Viriatha,
Owner of Flame Stryke's Windex® Factory, Lord Balloonmaker, Borrower of the
Ebony Wood Fife from Luxatos, Accepter of the Small Statue of a Green
Dragon Covered in Ice Cream Toppings from Juniper, Employer of a miniature
Jester doll from SeaKing, Bearer of the Magic Ever-Bill from SeaKing,
Carrier of the gold piece from whisper: o, Builder of Dragon Fyre Keep,
First Dragon of Realism, Giver of the Pickaxe of Icebreaking to Kalos
--
"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers." -- Pablo Picasso
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| Re: The Birth of Modern Wizardry (AFD style) [message #217540 ] |
Sa, 11 Februar 2006 18:59 |
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"Pegasus" <the_sarah_is [at] bigpond.com> wrote in message
news:JHgHf.5409$yK1.320 [at] news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> Ahh, but see, now I wonder. In one of your previous posts, you described
> me
> as being 'clientelle'... Qui? What gives? Some evil experiment designed to
> test the efficiecny of volcanic matter in disolving rather insane Equines?
> No, hang on, that's my weekend job...
Oh, blast it! He's on to me... :oÞ
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Sentinel
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| Re: The Birth of Modern Wizardry (AFD style) [message #217541 ] |
Sa, 11 Februar 2006 19:06 |
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"Pegasus" <the_sarah_is [at] bigpond.com> wrote in message
news:BJgHf.5410$yK1.317 [at] news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> *makes note to self* Don't get of Hex's bad side unless cure to all known
> poisons, 42 stab wounds, deadly darts and noxious gasses exists...
Oh, hang it all... I came up one stab wound short on my cureall... sigh. :oÞ
Oh well, at least it is the only known cureall to effect silicon-based
viruses/ bacteria/ toxins. That, and it's also garanteed to regrow hair--
(Chef: On your tongue)
Oh, you say that just because it made you go completely bald, but you're the
exception. How was I supposed to know it would have that effect on an
abominable snowman.
(Chef: I'm cold.)
O.o Have some soup.
(Chef: Oh, that's just mean)
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Sentinel
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| Re: The Birth of Modern Wizardry (AFD style) [message #217542 ] |
Sa, 11 Februar 2006 19:11 |
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"Lord Flame Stryke" <FlameStryke [at] gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9767AA0C8EBADragonFyre [at] 64.59.135.159...
> And grow your minions all you want. I have Nodwick!! };=8Þ
Everybody knows that he's non-combatant. :oÞ
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Sentinel
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| Re: The Birth of Modern Wizardry (AFD style) [message #217543 ] |
Sa, 11 Februar 2006 19:50 |
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On 11 Feb 2006, Sentinel was found to have scratched news:pNpHf.6134
$bd4.2133 [at] edtnps84 on a rock in alt.fan.dragons:
>> And grow your minions all you want. I have Nodwick!! };=8Þ
> Everybody knows that he's non-combatant. :oÞ
Sure, but he's got the Returning special ability. No matter what happens,
he always comes back!! };=8Þ
Lord Flame Stryke
--
DC2.D~ Gm L120f60t180w W T Phawlt Sks Cbk,ere' Bfl A+++! Fr++ Nm M+ O H+ $
Fc~ R+++! Ac+++ J+ S++ U! I# V+++! Q Tc++ E++
Draco nigrum, oculi rubere, suppositus, magus.
Holder of the Scroll of Nobility from Lady Viriatha, Keeper of the Wand of
Sparklies in its case from Hex, Wielder of the Lady Viri Signature 4x8 from
Ysable, Eater of the Mint Cheesecake from Whisper, Mate to Lady Viriatha,
Owner of Flame Stryke's Windex® Factory, Lord Balloonmaker, Borrower of the
Ebony Wood Fife from Luxatos, Accepter of the Small Statue of a Green
Dragon Covered in Ice Cream Toppings from Juniper, Employer of a miniature
Jester doll from SeaKing, Bearer of the Magic Ever-Bill from SeaKing,
Carrier of the gold piece from whisper: o, Builder of Dragon Fyre Keep,
First Dragon of Realism, Giver of the Pickaxe of Icebreaking to Kalos
--
"It would save me a lot of time if you just gave up and went mad now." --
Herdthinners
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| Re: The Birth of Modern Wizardry (AFD style) [message #217544 ] |
Sa, 11 Februar 2006 20:59 |
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"Lord Flame Stryke" <FlameStryke [at] gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9767B2BF768DDragonFyre [at] 64.59.135.159...
> On 11 Feb 2006, Pegasus was found to have scratched
> news:BJgHf.5410$yK1.317 [at] news-server.bigpond.net.au on a rock in
> alt.fan.dragons:
>
> >> Nothing depraved. I can however, supply "special" supplies. As a card
> >> toting member of an assassin guild I can have my henchman ,
> > gore( emphasis
> >> on gore!) bring all sorts of bod....bodices to your tower.
> >> Hex)-(x
> > *makes note to self* Don't get of Hex's bad side unless cure to all
> > known poisons, 42 stab wounds, deadly darts and noxious gasses
> > exists...
>
> Well, we can now cure all known poisons, all unknown poisons, deadly
darts,
> and noxious gasses..... Unfortunately, we're ony able to cure 41.75 stab
> wounds, so you take your chances that the remaining quarter of a stab
wound
> is fatal, which is usually the case.....
>
The first cut is the deepest.....
at least that's what those who make the cut say.
Arcaton
>
>
> Lord Flame Stryke
>
> --
> DC2.D~ Gm L120f60t180w W T Phawlt Sks Cbk,ere' Bfl A+++! Fr++ Nm M+ O H+ $
> Fc~ R+++! Ac+++ J+ S++ U! I# V+++! Q Tc++ E++
> Draco nigrum, oculi rubere, suppositus, magus.
> Holder of the Scroll of Nobility from Lady Viriatha, Keeper of the Wand of
> Sparklies in its case from Hex, Wielder of the Lady Viri Signature 4x8
from
> Ysable, Eater of the Mint Cheesecake from Whisper, Mate to Lady Viriatha,
> Owner of Flame Stryke's Windex® Factory, Lord Balloonmaker, Borrower of
the
> Ebony Wood Fife from Luxatos, Accepter of the Small Statue of a Green
> Dragon Covered in Ice Cream Toppings from Juniper, Employer of a miniature
> Jester doll from SeaKing, Bearer of the Magic Ever-Bill from SeaKing,
> Carrier of the gold piece from whisper: o, Builder of Dragon Fyre Keep,
> First Dragon of Realism, Giver of the Pickaxe of Icebreaking to Kalos
>
> --
> "Computers are useless. They can only give you answers." -- Pablo Picasso
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| Re: The Birth of Modern Wizardry (AFD style) [message #217545 ] |
Sa, 11 Februar 2006 22:21 |
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Sentinel <SC [at] Sentinel.net> wrote in article
<6jdHf.4991$bd4.1158 [at] edtnps84>...
> "Hex" <hexdragon [at] ev1.net.spamkilla> wrote in message
> news:01c62ea5$660c4700$cfdfdacf [at] newmicronpc...
>
> > Nothing depraved. I can however, supply "special" supplies. As a card
> > toting member of an assassin guild I can have my henchman, Igore
(emphasis
> > on gore!) bring all sorts of bod....bodices to your tower.
> > Hex)-(x
>
> Sure, but no Frankensteins. Is Igore good with needles? Thread? That
sort
> of thing? >:oD
>
> --
> Sentinel
>
>
Igore can sew the pants right off you or to you or.....
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| Re: The Birth of Modern Wizardry (AFD style) [message #217546 ] |
Sa, 11 Februar 2006 22:25 |
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Arcaton <r_caton [at] lineone.net> wrote in article
<43ee4222_2 [at] mk-nntp-1.news.uk.worldonline.com>...
>
> "Lord Flame Stryke" <FlameStryke [at] gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns9767B2BF768DDragonFyre [at] 64.59.135.159...
> > On 11 Feb 2006, Pegasus was found to have scratched
> > news:BJgHf.5410$yK1.317 [at] news-server.bigpond.net.au on a rock in
> > alt.fan.dragons:
> >
> > >> Nothing depraved. I can however, supply "special" supplies. As a
card
> > >> toting member of an assassin guild I can have my henchman ,
> > > gore( emphasis
> > >> on gore!) bring all sorts of bod....bodices to your tower.
> > >> Hex)-(x
> > > *makes note to self* Don't get of Hex's bad side unless cure to all
> > > known poisons, 42 stab wounds, deadly darts and noxious gasses
> > > exists...
> >
> > Well, we can now cure all known poisons, all unknown poisons, deadly
> darts,
> > and noxious gasses..... Unfortunately, we're ony able to cure 41.75
stab
> > wounds, so you take your chances that the remaining quarter of a stab
> wound
> > is fatal, which is usually the case.....
> >
>
> The first cut is the deepest.....
>
> at least that's what those who make the cut say.
>
> Arcaton
>
Egg Mcmuffin time for the unknowing.
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| Re: The Birth of Modern Wizardry (AFD style) [message #217557 ] |
So, 12 Februar 2006 10:10 |
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"Hex" <hexdragon [at] ev1.net.spamkilla> wrote in message
news:01c62f50$aa26da80$9ed2dacf [at] newmicronpc...
>
>
>
> Arcaton <r_caton [at] lineone.net> wrote in article
> <43ee4222_2 [at] mk-nntp-1.news.uk.worldonline.com>...
> >
> > "Lord Flame Stryke" <FlameStryke [at] gmail.com> wrote in message
> > news:Xns9767B2BF768DDragonFyre [at] 64.59.135.159...
> > > On 11 Feb 2006, Pegasus was found to have scratched
> > > news:BJgHf.5410$yK1.317 [at] news-server.bigpond.net.au on a rock in
> > > alt.fan.dragons:
> > >
> > > >> Nothing depraved. I can however, supply "special" supplies. As a
> card
> > > >> toting member of an assassin guild I can have my henchman ,
> > > > gore( emphasis
> > > >> on gore!) bring all sorts of bod....bodices to your tower.
> > > >> Hex)-(x
> > > > *makes note to self* Don't get of Hex's bad side unless cure to all
> > > > known poisons, 42 stab wounds, deadly darts and noxious gasses
> > > > exists...
> > >
> > > Well, we can now cure all known poisons, all unknown poisons, deadly
> > darts,
> > > and noxious gasses..... Unfortunately, we're ony able to cure 41.75
> stab
> > > wounds, so you take your chances that the remaining quarter of a stab
> > wound
> > > is fatal, which is usually the case.....
> > >
> >
> > The first cut is the deepest.....
> >
> > at least that's what those who make the cut say.
> >
> > Arcaton
> >
> Egg Mcmuffin time for the unknowing.
Well, that should bind ANYBODY up brudder.
Arcaton Unbounded
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| Re: The Birth of Modern Wizardry (AFD style) [message #217562 ] |
So, 12 Februar 2006 11:03 |
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Arcaton <r_caton [at] lineone.net> wrote in article
<43eefb66_2 [at] mk-nntp-1.news.uk.worldonline.com>...
>
> "Hex" <hexdragon [at] ev1.net.spamkilla> wrote in message
> news:01c62f50$aa26da80$9ed2dacf [at] newmicronpc...
> >
> >
> >
> > Arcaton <r_caton [at] lineone.net> wrote in article
> > <43ee4222_2 [at] mk-nntp-1.news.uk.worldonline.com>...
> > >
> > > "Lord Flame Stryke" <FlameStryke [at] gmail.com> wrote in message
> > > news:Xns9767B2BF768DDragonFyre [at] 64.59.135.159...
> > > > On 11 Feb 2006, Pegasus was found to have scratched
> > > > news:BJgHf.5410$yK1.317 [at] news-server.bigpond.net.au on a rock in
> > > > alt.fan.dragons:
> > > >
snippage
> > > > Well, we can now cure all known poisons, all unknown poisons,
deadly
> > > darts,
> > > > and noxious gasses..... Unfortunately, we're ony able to cure
41.75
> > stab
> > > > wounds, so you take your chances that the remaining quarter of a
stab
> > > wound
> > > > is fatal, which is usually the case.....
> > > >
> > >
> > > The first cut is the deepest.....
> > >
> > > at least that's what those who make the cut say.
> > >
> > > Arcaton
> > >
> > Egg Mcmuffin time for the unknowing.
>
> Well, that should bind ANYBODY up brudder.
>
> Arcaton Unbounded
>
>
Poisonally I'd call that poison with a slow tinge.
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| Re: The Birth of Modern Wizardry (AFD style) [message #221237 ] |
Mo, 13 Februar 2006 17:09 |
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"Lord Flame Stryke" <FlameStryke [at] gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9767787E44DA4DragonFyre [at] 64.59.135.159...
> On 11 Feb 2006, Sentinel was found to have scratched news:pNpHf.6134
> $bd4.2133 [at] edtnps84 on a rock in alt.fan.dragons:
>
>>> And grow your minions all you want. I have Nodwick!! };=8Þ
>> Everybody knows that he's non-combatant. :oÞ
>
> Sure, but he's got the Returning special ability. No matter what happens,
> he always comes back!! };=8Þ
I've got Kenny from South Park :oÞ
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Sentinel
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| Re: The Birth of Modern Wizardry (AFD style) [message #221238 ] |
Mo, 13 Februar 2006 17:28 |
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"Arcaton" <r_caton [at] lineone.net> wrote in message
news:43eefb66_2 [at] mk-nntp-1.news.uk.worldonline.com...
>> > The first cut is the deepest..... at least that's what those who make
>> > the cut say.
>> Egg Mcmuffin time for the unknowing.
> Well, that should bind ANYBODY up brudder.
(Scribe: Sir, I'm detecting a rapier wit.)
Ah, yes. I love a Cutting sense of humor.
Nothing Laxative here, though. Definitely nothing here to get Bound up
over, in any case. :oÞ
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Sentinel
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