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Miscellaneous / Verschiedenes » alt.tv.simpsons » I'm a business jerk
I'm a business jerk [message #216080] Sa, 04 Februar 2006 18:30
MilSpec FuckHead  
I woke up early and started writing another business report for the owner
of the company I work for. The last one I wrote got me a significant raise,
and it was ten pages long or so, with a few rather large graphics.

So far, I've addressed exactly one issue on my 13 point rough outline, the
website, and it's six pages long with only two small graphics.



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Re: I'm a business jerk [message #219172 ] Mo, 06 Februar 2006 20:27
america.captain  
Dental Plan!
Re: I'm a business jerk [message #219206 ] Sa, 11 Februar 2006 02:49
John Yossarian  
On 6 Feb 2006 11:27:02 -0800, america.captain [at] gmail.com wrote:

>Dental Plan!

Lisa needs braces.
Re: I'm a business jerk [message #219225 ] So, 12 Februar 2006 23:40
h0plibbb_oili  
John Yossarian wrote:
>
> On 6 Feb 2006 11:27:02 -0800, america.captain [at] gmail.com wrote:
>
> >Dental Plan!
>
> Lisa needs braces.

Dental Plan!








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************************************************************ *********
* GEORGE BUSH WIPES HIS ASS WITH THE ____________ *
* CONSTITUTION AGAIN! / / \ *
* __ __ __ _ | WE | ( ) | *
* | | / \ | | | | | THE |\__ / *
* | |__ | () | | |__ |_| |PEOPLE | *
* |_____| \__/ |_____| (_) |________| *
* *
************************************************************ *********
* BTW, George Bush's head looks like a chimp. *
* *
* .-"-. _________________________________ *
* _/.-.-.\_ / \ *
* ( o o ) | Executive Privilege r0><3r$!!! | *
* |/ " \| _-_ \_ _____________________________/ *
* \ .0 ./ | / | / *
* \ / / / |/ *
* /`"""`--/ / / *
* / / *
* / ' ./ *
* | \_____/ *
* *
************************************************************ *********
WTF is Fred Ziffel?


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Re: I'm a business jerk [message #225232 ] Mo, 13 Februar 2006 12:54
al019  
=?iso-8859-1?Q?=B1?= (h0plibbb_oili [at] hotmail.com) wrote:
: John Yossarian wrote:
: >
: > On 6 Feb 2006 11:27:02 -0800, america.captain [at] gmail.com wrote:
: >
: > >Dental Plan!
: >
: > Lisa needs braces.

: Dental Plan!

From now on the baby sleeps in the crib.

Brad
Re: I'm a business jerk [message #225278 ] Mi, 15 Februar 2006 10:25
h0plibbb_oili  
Brad Filippone wrote:
>
> =?iso-8859-1?Q?=B1?= (h0plibbb_oili [at] hotmail.com) wrote:
> : John Yossarian wrote:
> : >
> : > On 6 Feb 2006 11:27:02 -0800, america.captain [at] gmail.com wrote:
> : >
> : > >Dental Plan!
> : >
> : > Lisa needs braces.
>
> : Dental Plan!
>
> From now on the baby sleeps in the crib.

Can't sleep - clown will eat me.









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http://www.bedoper.com/snuh

************************************************************ *********
* GEORGE BUSH WIPES HIS ASS WITH THE ____________ *
* CONSTITUTION AGAIN! / / \ *
* __ __ __ _ | WE | ( ) | *
* | | / \ | | | | | THE |\__ / *
* | |__ | () | | |__ |_| |PEOPLE | *
* |_____| \__/ |_____| (_) |________| *
* *
************************************************************ *********
* BTW, George Bush's head looks like a chimp. *
* *
* .-"-. _________________________________ *
* _/.-.-.\_ / \ *
* ( o o ) | Executive Privilege r0><3r$!!! | *
* |/ " \| _-_ \_ _____________________________/ *
* \ .0 ./ | / | / *
* \ / / / |/ *
* /`"""`--/ / / *
* / / *
* / ' ./ *
* | \_____/ *
* *
************************************************************ *********
WTF is Fred Ziffel?


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/ \
/ \ /-----\
| ( [at] ) | | SnuH |
| (O) | \_ ___/
| / | ||
| \ /_ / //
\ \____/ / /
\ /
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Re: I'm a business jerk [message #225290 ] Do, 16 Februar 2006 02:01
MilSpec FuckHead  
± <h0plibbb_oili [at] hotmail.com> wrote in news:43F2F37E.6C64C1E9 [at] hotmail.com:

> Brad Filippone wrote:
>>
>> =?iso-8859-1?Q?=B1?= (h0plibbb_oili [at] hotmail.com) wrote:
>> : John Yossarian wrote:
>> : >
>> : > On 6 Feb 2006 11:27:02 -0800, america.captain [at] gmail.com wrote:
>> : >
>> : > >Dental Plan!
>> : >
>> : > Lisa needs braces.
>>
>> : Dental Plan!
>>
>> From now on the baby sleeps in the crib.
>
> Can't sleep - clown will eat me.

Old Gill's gonna be eatin' food tonight!


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Re: I'm a business jerk [message #225350 ] Di, 21 Februar 2006 08:10
h0plibbb_oili  
"Your ISP Hosts Child Porn, Warez, Movies - Ask Me How" wrote:
>
> ± <h0plibbb_oili [at] hotmail.com> wrote in news:43F2F37E.6C64C1E9 [at] hotmail.com:
>
> > Brad Filippone wrote:
> >>
> >> =?iso-8859-1?Q?=B1?= (h0plibbb_oili [at] hotmail.com) wrote:
> >> : John Yossarian wrote:
> >> : >
> >> : > On 6 Feb 2006 11:27:02 -0800, america.captain [at] gmail.com wrote:
> >> : >
> >> : > >Dental Plan!
> >> : >
> >> : > Lisa needs braces.
> >>
> >> : Dental Plan!
> >>
> >> From now on the baby sleeps in the crib.
> >
> > Can't sleep - clown will eat me.
>
> Old Gill's gonna be eatin' food tonight!

Tonight, I'm going to party like it's on sale for $19.99!







>
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> Hi! I'm the .sig virus that will destroy Usenet. Please add me to your sig.
> - END USENET NOW http://www.bedoper.com/usenet


--
http://www.bedoper.com/snuh

************************************************************ *********
* GEORGE BUSH WIPES HIS ASS WITH THE ____________ *
* CONSTITUTION AGAIN! / / \ *
* __ __ __ _ | WE | ( ) | *
* | | / \ | | | | | THE |\__ / *
* | |__ | () | | |__ |_| |PEOPLE | *
* |_____| \__/ |_____| (_) |________| *
* *
************************************************************ *********
* BTW, George Bush's head looks like a chimp. *
* *
* .-"-. _________________________________ *
* _/.-.-.\_ / \ *
* ( o o ) | Executive Privilege r0><3r$!!! | *
* |/ " \| _-_ \_ _____________________________/ *
* \ .0 ./ | / | / *
* \ / / / |/ *
* /`"""`--/ / / *
* / / *
* / ' ./ *
* | \_____/ *
* *
************************************************************ *********
WTF is Fred Ziffel?


-------
/ \
/ \ /-----\
| ( [at] ) | | SnuH |
| (O) | \_ ___/
| / | ||
| \ /_ / //
\ \____/ / /
\ /
\_____,
Re: I'm a business jerk [message #225391 ] Fr, 24 Februar 2006 03:23
MilSpec FuckHead  
± <h0plibbb_oili [at] hotmail.com> wrote in
news:43FABCCB.E3A55D0A [at] hotmail.com:

> "Your ISP Hosts Child Porn, Warez, Movies - Ask Me How" wrote:
>>
>> ± <h0plibbb_oili [at] hotmail.com> wrote in
>> news:43F2F37E.6C64C1E9 [at] hotmail.com:
>>
>> > Brad Filippone wrote:
>> >>
>> >> =?iso-8859-1?Q?=B1?= (h0plibbb_oili [at] hotmail.com) wrote:
>> >> : John Yossarian wrote:
>> >> : >
>> >> : > On 6 Feb 2006 11:27:02 -0800, america.captain [at] gmail.com wrote:
>> >> : >
>> >> : > >Dental Plan!
>> >> : >
>> >> : > Lisa needs braces.
>> >>
>> >> : Dental Plan!
>> >>
>> >> From now on the baby sleeps in the crib.
>> >
>> > Can't sleep - clown will eat me.
>>
>> Old Gill's gonna be eatin' food tonight!
>
> Tonight, I'm going to party like it's on sale for $19.99!

Gun... check. Dollar sign bag... check. Power bar... check.


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Re: I'm a business jerk [message #225400 ] Fr, 24 Februar 2006 05:31
h0plibbb_oili  
"Your ISP Hosts Child Porn, Warez, Movies - Ask Me How" wrote:
>
> ± <h0plibbb_oili [at] hotmail.com> wrote in
> news:43FABCCB.E3A55D0A [at] hotmail.com:
>
> > "Your ISP Hosts Child Porn, Warez, Movies - Ask Me How" wrote:
> >>
> >> ± <h0plibbb_oili [at] hotmail.com> wrote in
> >> news:43F2F37E.6C64C1E9 [at] hotmail.com:
> >>
> >> > Brad Filippone wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> =?iso-8859-1?Q?=B1?= (h0plibbb_oili [at] hotmail.com) wrote:
> >> >> : John Yossarian wrote:
> >> >> : >
> >> >> : > On 6 Feb 2006 11:27:02 -0800, america.captain [at] gmail.com wrote:
> >> >> : >
> >> >> : > >Dental Plan!
> >> >> : >
> >> >> : > Lisa needs braces.
> >> >>
> >> >> : Dental Plan!
> >> >>
> >> >> From now on the baby sleeps in the crib.
> >> >
> >> > Can't sleep - clown will eat me.
> >>
> >> Old Gill's gonna be eatin' food tonight!
> >
> > Tonight, I'm going to party like it's on sale for $19.99!
>
> Gun... check. Dollar sign bag... check. Power bar... check.

"Springfield on One Dollar a Day"






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> Hi! I'm the .sig virus that will destroy Usenet. Please add me to your sig.
> - END USENET NOW http://www.bedoper.com/usenet


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http://www.bedoper.com/snuh

************************************************************ *********
* GEORGE BUSH WIPES HIS ASS WITH THE ____________ *
* CONSTITUTION AGAIN! / / \ *
* __ __ __ _ | WE | ( ) | *
* | | / \ | | | | | THE |\__ / *
* | |__ | () | | |__ |_| |PEOPLE | *
* |_____| \__/ |_____| (_) |________| *
* *
************************************************************ *********
* BTW, George Bush's head looks like a chimp. *
* *
* .-"-. _________________________________ *
* _/.-.-.\_ / \ *
* ( o o ) | Executive Privilege r0><3r$!!! | *
* |/ " \| _-_ \_ _____________________________/ *
* \ .0 ./ | / | / *
* \ / / / |/ *
* /`"""`--/ / / *
* / / *
* / ' ./ *
* | \_____/ *
* *
************************************************************ *********
WTF is Fred Ziffel?


-------
/ \
/ \ /-----\
| ( [at] ) | | SnuH |
| (O) | \_ ___/
| / | ||
| \ /_ / //
\ \____/ / /
\ /
\_____,
Re: I'm a business jerk [message #225419 ] Fr, 24 Februar 2006 17:55
MilSpec FuckHead  
± <h0plibbb_oili [at] hotmail.com> wrote in
news:43FE8C3F.A928F8AF [at] hotmail.com:

> "Your ISP Hosts Child Porn, Warez, Movies - Ask Me How" wrote:
>>
>> ± <h0plibbb_oili [at] hotmail.com> wrote in
>> news:43FABCCB.E3A55D0A [at] hotmail.com:
>>
>> > "Your ISP Hosts Child Porn, Warez, Movies - Ask Me How" wrote:
>> >>
>> >> ± <h0plibbb_oili [at] hotmail.com> wrote in
>> >> news:43F2F37E.6C64C1E9 [at] hotmail.com:
>> >>
>> >> > Brad Filippone wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> =?iso-8859-1?Q?=B1?= (h0plibbb_oili [at] hotmail.com) wrote:
>> >> >> : John Yossarian wrote:
>> >> >> : >
>> >> >> : > On 6 Feb 2006 11:27:02 -0800, america.captain [at] gmail.com
>> >> >> : > wrote:
>> >> >> : >
>> >> >> : > >Dental Plan!
>> >> >> : >
>> >> >> : > Lisa needs braces.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> : Dental Plan!
>> >> >>
>> >> >> From now on the baby sleeps in the crib.
>> >> >
>> >> > Can't sleep - clown will eat me.
>> >>
>> >> Old Gill's gonna be eatin' food tonight!
>> >
>> > Tonight, I'm going to party like it's on sale for $19.99!
>>
>> Gun... check. Dollar sign bag... check. Power bar... check.
>
> "Springfield on One Dollar a Day"

Mr. Scorpio says productivity is up 2%, and it's all because of my
motivational techniques -- like donuts and the possibility of more donuts
to come.


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Re: I'm a business jerk [message #225455 ] So, 26 Februar 2006 20:18
h0plibbb_oili  
"Your ISP Hosts Child Porn, Warez, Movies - Ask Me How" wrote:
>
> ± <h0plibbb_oili [at] hotmail.com> wrote in
> news:43FE8C3F.A928F8AF [at] hotmail.com:
>
> > "Your ISP Hosts Child Porn, Warez, Movies - Ask Me How" wrote:
> >>
> >> ± <h0plibbb_oili [at] hotmail.com> wrote in
> >> news:43FABCCB.E3A55D0A [at] hotmail.com:
> >>
> >> > "Your ISP Hosts Child Porn, Warez, Movies - Ask Me How" wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> ± <h0plibbb_oili [at] hotmail.com> wrote in
> >> >> news:43F2F37E.6C64C1E9 [at] hotmail.com:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Brad Filippone wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> =?iso-8859-1?Q?=B1?= (h0plibbb_oili [at] hotmail.com) wrote:
> >> >> >> : John Yossarian wrote:
> >> >> >> : >
> >> >> >> : > On 6 Feb 2006 11:27:02 -0800, america.captain [at] gmail.com
> >> >> >> : > wrote:
> >> >> >> : >
> >> >> >> : > >Dental Plan!
> >> >> >> : >
> >> >> >> : > Lisa needs braces.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> : Dental Plan!
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> From now on the baby sleeps in the crib.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Can't sleep - clown will eat me.
> >> >>
> >> >> Old Gill's gonna be eatin' food tonight!
> >> >
> >> > Tonight, I'm going to party like it's on sale for $19.99!
> >>
> >> Gun... check. Dollar sign bag... check. Power bar... check.
> >
> > "Springfield on One Dollar a Day"
>
> Mr. Scorpio says productivity is up 2%, and it's all because of my
> motivational techniques -- like donuts and the possibility of more donuts
> to come.

"I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such self-help videos as
'Smoke Yourself Thin' and 'Get Confident, Stupid'."






>
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************************************************************ *********
* GEORGE BUSH WIPES HIS ASS WITH THE ____________ *
* CONSTITUTION AGAIN! / / \ *
* __ __ __ _ | WE | ( ) | *
* | | / \ | | | | | THE |\__ / *
* | |__ | () | | |__ |_| |PEOPLE | *
* |_____| \__/ |_____| (_) |________| *
* *
************************************************************ *********
* BTW, George Bush's head looks like a chimp. *
* *
* .-"-. _________________________________ *
* _/.-.-.\_ / \ *
* ( o o ) | Executive Privilege r0><3r$!!! | *
* |/ " \| _-_ \_ _____________________________/ *
* \ .0 ./ | / | / *
* \ / / / |/ *
* /`"""`--/ / / *
* / / *
* / ' ./ *
* | \_____/ *
* *
************************************************************ *********
WTF is Fred Ziffel?


-------
/ \
/ \ /-----\
| ( [at] ) | | SnuH |
| (O) | \_ ___/
| / | ||
| \ /_ / //
\ \____/ / /
\ /
\_____,
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