| Filthyest line from Simpson's [message #216010] |
Mo, 30 Januar 2006 21:19 |
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HOMER: And Krusty, I'm sorry I fingered you in court.
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| Re: Filthyest line from Simpson's [message #216014 ] |
Mo, 30 Januar 2006 21:48 |
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<profjohnfrink [at] hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> HOMER: And Krusty, I'm sorry I fingered you in court.
>
LISA: ...women won't like being shot in the face.
And after I got married, I found out she was right!
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-- R Flowers
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| Re: Filthyest line from Simpson's l1 [message #216018 ] |
Di, 31 Januar 2006 03:14 |
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profjohnfrink
> HOMER: And Krusty, I'm sorry I fingered
> you in court.
Professor, I'm sure you knew this but the superlative
of "filthy" is "filthiest".
Also, the title of the show is "The Simpsons", not "Simpson's".
XINO
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| Re: Filthyest line from Simpson's l1 [message #216022 ] |
Di, 31 Januar 2006 08:39 |
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"Xino Kiner" <isalas79 [at] hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:11tti17fc3bqc3d [at] news.supernews.com...
> profjohnfrink
>
> > HOMER: And Krusty, I'm sorry I fingered
> > you in court.
>
> Professor, I'm sure you knew this but the superlative
> of "filthy" is "filthiest".
>
> Also, the title of the show is "The Simpsons", not "Simpson's".
>
> XINO
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>
i wish they would show the indian version here The Singhsons
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| Re: Filthyest line from Simpson's l1 [message #216034 ] |
Di, 31 Januar 2006 18:46 |
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According to http://www.snpp.com/episodes/3F19.html, the answer to your
question is:
Bart: Mm-hmm. You bossed around the richest, most powerful guy in town.
How come you were a sergeant and he was only a private?
Abe: Well... he got busted down for obstructing a probe from J. Edgar
Hoover. We got stuck with him.
Aaron Xpace Mvx3vm
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| Re: Filthyest line from Simpson's l1 [message #216036 ] |
Mi, 01 Februar 2006 01:58 |
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Smithers to Mr. Burns: "Women and Seamen don't mix"
<aaronhirshberg [at] yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> According to http://www.snpp.com/episodes/3F19.html, the answer to your
> question is:
>
> Bart: Mm-hmm. You bossed around the richest, most powerful guy in town.
> How come you were a sergeant and he was only a private?
> Abe: Well... he got busted down for obstructing a probe from J. Edgar
> Hoover. We got stuck with him.
>
> Aaron Xpace Mvx3vm
>
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| Re: Filthyest line from Simpson's l1 [message #216038 ] |
Mi, 01 Februar 2006 10:43 |
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"inwiththenew" <yeahright [at] yeahright.com> wrote:
> > > HOMER: And Krusty, I'm sorry I fingered
> > > you in court.
> >
> > Professor, I'm sure you knew this but the superlative
> > of "filthy" is "filthiest".
Ah, but what's an i but another y?
Did you know that j used to be sometymes spelled with an i for the first
letter?
> i wish they would show the indian version here The Singhsons
Yeh, I'd like to see that.
I think the filthiest language was Homer praising the "Glory Hole" in
the assault dolphin episode of TreeHouse Of Horror.
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| Re: Filthyest line from Simpson's [message #216041 ] |
Mi, 01 Februar 2006 21:09 |
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profjohnfrink [at] hotmail.com wrote:
> HOMER: And Krusty, I'm sorry I fingered you in court.
Sorry, this are from Futurama, but they're the best funny filthy lines
ever, the kind that censors must cry over in a rage, because it's only
filthy if you want them to be.
Anyways, the context is this: there's a war between Earth and an alien
race of sentient beach balls. Sort of. So, Henry Kissinger is
conducting peace talks, and he makes a powerful argument:
"We've seen too many body bags and ball sacks"
Later, when the Earth wins (spoiler, sorry), a newspaper headline
proudly proclaims:
"Balls Thoroughly Licked!"
Awesome. Simply awesome.
But, it relates with The Simpsons, because in an episode aired the same
day (I think) there was also a ball sack mention... the cloth sack
where someone kept basketballs. I apologize, but I can't remember the
actual line or the episode's name. Maybe someone can illuminate?
I think that the writers for both shows made a bet or something: "I bet
you I can get away with 'ball sack' " "Oh, yeah? Me too"
Best.
Pablo.
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| Re: Filthyest line from Simpson's [message #216042 ] |
Mi, 01 Februar 2006 21:40 |
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<pdelmoral [at] gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1138824542.891674.213060 [at] g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> But, it relates with The Simpsons, because in an episode aired the same
> day (I think) there was also a ball sack mention... the cloth sack
> where someone kept basketballs. I apologize, but I can't remember the
> actual line or the episode's name. Maybe someone can illuminate?
>
> I think that the writers for both shows made a bet or something: "I bet
> you I can get away with 'ball sack' " "Oh, yeah? Me too"
>
"You did it, Nibbles. Now, chew through my ball sack." from "Skinner's
Sense of Snow."
Not that funny (or filthy) to me, but some seemed to like it.
--
R Flowers
-- Come see alt-politics-simpsons [
http://groups.google.com/group/alt-politics-simpsons ].
-- (It's soooo boring without you)
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| Re: Filthyest line from Simpson's l1 [message #216043 ] |
Mi, 01 Februar 2006 22:52 |
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> I think the filthiest language was Homer praising the "Glory Hole" in
> the assault dolphin episode of TreeHouse Of Horror.
We have already discussed this issue. "Glory Hole" was originally the
name given to the entrances of construction sites and coal mines. The
new meaning of the word, ... uh, ... is the new meaning of the word.
Homer may have been referring to the entrance to a coal mine. Like the
one where he put all the trash when he was sanitation commissioner.
Aaron Xpac3 Mvx3vm
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| Re: Filthyest line from Simpson's [message #216046 ] |
Do, 02 Februar 2006 00:14 |
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Once Upon A Time pdelmoral [at] gmail.com wrote:
>"Balls Thoroughly Licked!"
>
>Awesome. Simply awesome.
Wow, are you easily amused.
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Captain Infinity
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| Re: Filthyest line from Simpson's l1 [message #216054 ] |
Do, 02 Februar 2006 06:06 |
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> > > Professor, I'm sure you knew this but the
> > > superlative of "filthy" is "filthiest".
>
> Ah, but what's an i but another y?
quite a bit more
Look in the Dictionary.
Besides, "filthyest" is not a word. (English)
"Filthiest" is.
>Did you know that j used to be sometymes
>spelled with an i for the first letter?
YES I am aware of that. Did you know that most of the posters in a.t.s
communicate in ENGLISH and not LATIN?
I sometimes wish that Lisa would have produced and marketed Linguo instead
of Lisa Lionheart.
XINO
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| Re: Filthyest line from Simpson's [message #216055 ] |
Do, 02 Februar 2006 08:48 |
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"R Flowers" <rflowers [at] Tinbowlinggreen.com> wrote:
> "You did it, Nibbles. Now, chew through my ball sack." from "Skinner's
> Sense of Snow."
>
> Not that funny (or filthy) to me, but some seemed to like it.
That whole episode had more gratuitous sexual references than you could
shake a (stick) at.
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| Re: Filthyest line from Simpson's l1 [message #216056 ] |
Do, 02 Februar 2006 15:21 |
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Yeah, the Roman Empire ended 1500 years ago! Learn to spell.
Aaron Xpac3 Mvx3vm
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| Re: Filthyest line from Simpson's [message #216062 ] |
Fr, 03 Februar 2006 02:21 |
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"Walter Traprock" <wetraprock [at] hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:wetraprock-B967DB.23483901022006 [at] comcast.dca.giganews.com...
> "R Flowers" <rflowers [at] Tinbowlinggreen.com> wrote:
>
>> "You did it, Nibbles. Now, chew through my ball sack." from "Skinner's
>> Sense of Snow."
>>
>> Not that funny (or filthy) to me, but some seemed to like it.
>
> That whole episode had more gratuitous sexual references than you could
> shake a (stick) at.
Don't you shake that stick at me!
I'll bet you're looking forward to Whacking Day....
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-- R Flowers
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| Re: Filthyest line from Simpson's l1 [message #216063 ] |
Fr, 03 Februar 2006 02:26 |
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<aaronhirshberg [at] yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1138890111.559431.206390 [at] g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> Yeah, the Roman Empire ended 1500 years ago! Learn to spell.
>
> Aaron Xpac3 Mvx3vm
>
Aaron spells in "1ee7 1 [at] 7i|\|"
!!!!!LOL!!!OMG!!!L8R!!!
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-- R Flowers
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| Re: Filthyest line from Simpson's l1 [message #216064 ] |
Fr, 03 Februar 2006 02:28 |
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"R Flowers" <rflowers [at] Tinbowlinggreen.com> wrote in message
news:JiyEf.528962$084.85813 [at] attbi_s22...
I'm such a noob... should have been "1337 1 [at] 7i|\|"
--R Flowers
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| Re: Filthyest line from Simpson's l1 [message #216065 ] |
Fr, 03 Februar 2006 03:17 |
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> I'm such a noob...
> --R Flowers
You're also fat.
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| Re: Filthyest line from Simpson's l1 [message #216066 ] |
Fr, 03 Februar 2006 03:23 |
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"Xino Kiner" <isalas79 [at] hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>> I'm such a noob...
>
>> --R Flowers
>
> You're also fat.
>
First of all, how dare you! Second, how did you know?
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-- R Flowers
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| Re: Filthyest line from Simpson's l1 [message #216072 ] |
Fr, 03 Februar 2006 20:46 |
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"R Flowers"
> First of all, how dare you!
Are you being sarcastic, dude? It was a reference.
>Second, how did you know?
Yeah, what's the connection? Must be the non-stop sitting and snacking. I
got the idea because your fingers are too fat to type, you need to obtain a
special typing wand.
XINO
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| Re: Filthyest line from Simpson's l1 [message #216073 ] |
Fr, 03 Februar 2006 21:48 |
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"Xino Kiner" <isalas79 [at] hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:11u7cu6emudpjc4 [at] news.supernews.com...
> "R Flowers"
>> First of all, how dare you!
>
> Are you being sarcastic, dude? It was a reference.
>
I was being sarcastic, couldn't you tell? Oh, that's right, your sarcasm
detector is on the fritz.
In the future, if I seem to take offense too easily, or seem out of line,
just assume: sarcasm and/or cynicism.
BTW, I did think you were referencing a line, but couldn't place it.
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-- R Flowers
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| Re: Filthyest line from Simpson's [message #216081 ] |
Sa, 04 Februar 2006 22:09 |
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>LISA: =A0 ...women won't like being shot in
>the face.
This gets my vote.
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"Having the right to do something does not mean that doing it is right"
- William Safire
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| Re: Filthyest line from Simpson's [message #216088 ] |
So, 05 Februar 2006 07:19 |
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In alt.tv.simpsons, on the "Filthyest line from Simpson's" thread,
profjohnfrink [at] hotmail.com wrote:
>HOMER: And Krusty, I'm sorry I fingered you in court.
From "Lisa the Vegetarian (3F03)":
"I've got the presciption for you, another hot beef injection!"
-- Homer
I wonder how much arguing the producers needed to get that one by the
censors.
--
Benjamin Robinson bjr7 [at] freenet.tlh.fl.us
This message may or may not contain sarcastic content; your burden to decide
"I'm naked, clueless, and f-e-e-e-ling good!" -- Ratbert
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| Re: Filthyest line from Simpson's [message #216089 ] |
So, 05 Februar 2006 17:16 |
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Benjamin Robinson wrote:
> In alt.tv.simpsons, on the "Filthyest line from Simpson's" thread,
> profjohnfrink [at] hotmail.com wrote:
>
> >HOMER: And Krusty, I'm sorry I fingered you in court.
>
> From "Lisa the Vegetarian (3F03)":
> "I've got the presciption for you, another hot beef injection!"
> -- Homer
>
> I wonder how much arguing the producers needed to get that one by the
> censors.
> --
> Benjamin Robinson bjr7 [at] freenet.tlh.fl.us
> This message may or may not contain sarcastic content; your burden to decide
> "I'm naked, clueless, and f-e-e-e-ling good!" -- Ratbert
I'm surprise that no one wrote
Ralph: I bent my Wookie!
or that joke Krusty was going to tell Marge when she said "Come on
Krusty, tell a funny joke. So Krusty was going to tell the joke about
the piano and the....and suddenly, he stops himself "Wow, can't tell
that one."
Does anyone remember that episode. I think I only seen it once.
Or what about the story of Krusty sexual harassment suit with the offer
lady that says no.
remember that one.
LOL !
Hilarious!
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| Re: Filthyest line from Simpson's [message #216093 ] |
Mo, 06 Februar 2006 12:45 |
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What about Grounds keeper Willie muttering "thats the last time ye slap
yer Willie around".
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| Re: Filthyest line from Simpson's [message #219188 ] |
Do, 09 Februar 2006 19:05 |
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"R Flowers" <rflowers [at] Tinbowlinggreen.com> wrote in message
news:FeyEf.771509$xm3.148644 [at] attbi_s21...
> "Walter Traprock" <wetraprock [at] hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:wetraprock-B967DB.23483901022006 [at] comcast.dca.giganews.com...
> > "R Flowers" <rflowers [at] Tinbowlinggreen.com> wrote:
> >
> >> "You did it, Nibbles. Now, chew through my ball sack." from "Skinner's
> >> Sense of Snow."
> >>
> >> Not that funny (or filthy) to me, but some seemed to like it.
> >
> > That whole episode had more gratuitous sexual references than you could
> > shake a (stick) at.
>
> Don't you shake that stick at me!
>
> I'll bet you're looking forward to Whacking Day....
>
> --
> -- R Flowers
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>
Everyday is Whacking Day
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| Re: Filthyest line from Simpson's [message #219190 ] |
Do, 09 Februar 2006 21:05 |
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Skinner: "There'll be no more mockery of your name, Mr. Glascock!"
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| Re: Filthyest line from Simpson's [message #219193 ] |
Fr, 10 Februar 2006 16:41 |
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R Flowers wrote:
> <profjohnfrink [at] hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:1138652386.302047.239360 [at] g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
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>>HOMER: And Krusty, I'm sorry I fingered you in court.
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> LISA: ...women won't like being shot in the face.
>
> And after I got married, I found out she was right!
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>
And Lisa seems to keep going on against, well...facial shots
TOH XV: "And if you must shoot our father, please remember our family
motto: Not in the face."
But thank god the Simpsons are still miles apart from Family Guy
KG
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| Re: Filthiest line from Simpson's [message #219195 ] |
Fr, 10 Februar 2006 17:19 |
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I'm only replying to this to change 'Filthyest' to 'Filthiest.'
--
R Flowers
-- Come see alt-politics-simpsons [
http://groups.google.com/group/alt-politics-simpsons ].
-- (It's soooo boring without you)
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| Re: Filthiest line from Simpson's [message #219214 ] |
So, 12 Februar 2006 04:13 |
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WANNA DUNK THE CLOWN?
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| Re: Filthyest line from Simpson's...Who's Darren Hayes? [message #225262 ] |
Mi, 15 Februar 2006 01:00 |
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Asked Moe.
Homer broke a glass over his head for being so out of touch with the
music scene
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