| Bound (or, Green Gitchies) [message #1440] |
Sa, 16 April 2005 08:32 |
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Parody of Star Trek Enterprise episode "Bound" -- Sung to the tune of "Pink"
by Aerosmith
Green -- it´s Archer's obsession
Green -- it´s not even a question
Green -- on the lips of Jon's lover, ´cause
Green -- is the love he discovered
Green -- are the girls from Orion
Green -- ´cause they are all sirens
Green -- it´s the color of passion
`When you’re “Bound” it just goes with the fashion
Green -- it was love at first sight, yea
Green -- made him turn out the light, and
Green -- got Jon high as a kite
And I think engineering’s going to see some fights!
No matter what they do tonight
Archer did the prone tango
´Coz Green -- made him go “bang-o bang-o”
Green -- made the other girls jealous
Migranes -- as they lose all their fellas
Green -- it was love at first sight
Green -- Archer made love all night
Green -- made Jon high as a kite
And it seems Trip and TitPole are going to be all right
No matter what they do tonight
She wants to be Trip’s lover
Trip wants to wrap her in rubber
As Green -- as the skin of a Vulcan
Green -- is what Trip will be schtuppin’, yeah
Green -- although there’s a red light
Green -- UPN kills the lights
Green -- without even a fight
But Ron Moore has a show so we're gonna be all right
Even after the final night
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Interactive Glamour Girls on Video
http://www.cafepress.com/dwacon.19483317
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