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Re: Nomination - Onideus Mad Hatter for the Bob Allisat HL&S {Re: StupidSmurf Wants To Be The Ne [message #201165] Do, 12 Januar 2006 09:01
h0plibbb_oili  
Pinku-Sensei wrote:
>
> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> > How many times can this dipshit be nominated and seconded?
>
> The answer to your question appears to be that he can be nominated and
> seconded for the HL&S every time he demonstrates new highs in
> trollability. I base this on my recollection that PJR rejected a Bob
> Alisat HL&S nomination for Hatter on the basis that he had to show a
> higher level of gullibility than when he last won the award for the
> nomination to be accepted. At that time, Hatter hadn't demonstrated
> any such thing. This time, it seems that he has.
>
> As for other awards for which Hatter might qualify, I can think of two
> that might be suitable--The Palmjob Paddle (although he isn't the most
> spanked person on USENET this month--yet) and the Custer, but only if
> he makes his claim that he destroyed AUK back in 2001 and fails to back
> it up with evidence. FWIW, I'm not nominating him for either.

In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone,
he strikes the same rib twice in succession, yet he produces two clearly
different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort
of a magic xylophone or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired
for that blunder.



> --
> Pinku-Sensei
> Kook Tarot Deck in 2006!


--
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Re: Nomination - Onideus Mad Hatter for the Bob Allisat HL&S {Re: StupidSmurf Wants To Be The N [message #201166 ] Do, 12 Januar 2006 09:57
Kadaitcha Man  
± <h0plibbb_oili [at] hotmail.com>, the anorexic leper and thankless huckle
who likes despicable unprotected anal sex with jackrabbits, and whose
partner is a gay-lady with a rotten slop hole, wrote in
<43C60CD0.1C28343D [at] hotmail.com>:

> In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a
> xylophone, he strikes the same rib twice in succession, yet he
> produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe,
> that this is some sort of a magic xylophone or something? Boy, I
> really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.


Start psychological profiling

POSTER: ± <h0plibbb_oili [at] hotmail.com>

Fog Index and Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level Calculations
=====================================================
Word Count: 54
Full Stops: 2
Exclamations: 0
Questions: 1
Total Sentences: 3
Long Words: 14
Average Sentence Length: 18
Percentage of Long Words: 25.93%
========================:
Fog Index: 17.57
Flesch-Kincaid Score: 4

Analysing 8 keywords of 14:

* episode
* Scratchys
* skeleton
* xylophone
* strikes
* succession
* produces
* clearly

The following keywords will not be analysed:

different, believe, xylophone, something, somebody, blunder

Performing Keyword Analysis:

Keyword 1 of 14:
* episode:
± is prone to never donate any money to charity.

Keyword 2 of 14:
* Scratchys:
± is one or more or all of:

* Deranged and explosively self-destructive
* Divisive
* Self-critical
* Fastidious
* Enveloping and possessive

± is susceptible to be condemnatory, punitive and cruel to others in
order to rid himself of 'wrong-doers'.

Keyword 3 of 14:
* skeleton:
Anticipate ± to have brain and biochemical abnormalities associated with
increased activity in the hippocampus and locus coeruleus portions of
the brain.

Keyword 4 of 14:
* xylophone:
± is likely to have unusual temper tantrums with associated agitation,
trembling or twitching.

Keyword 5 of 14:
* strikes:
Anticipate ± to have repressed memories that evoke shame, guilt and
self-deprecation.

Keyword 6 of 14:
* succession:
± is predisposed to have trouble experiencing pleasure.

Keyword 7 of 14:
* produces:
± is one or more or all of:

* Panic-stricken
* Ambivalent
* Hyperactive
* Self-righteous
* Emotionally constricted

± is prone to become hyperactive and unable to say 'no' to himself.

Keyword 8 of 14:
* clearly:
Anticipate ± to display excessive dramatics, often with little insight.

± conforms to Paranoid personality disorder with Antisocial subtype
tendencies.

Primary Motivation: to prove his strength and resist weakness.

Secondary Motivation: to preserve things as they are.

*** Fog Index within tolerance ***

*** Prolixity indicators within tolerance ***

*** IGNORANT CUNT ALERT ***
===========================

± has a Flesch-Kincaid score equivalent to that of a child of age 4.
This person is cretinous, dumb and lowbrowed. This person is highly
likely to be self-revealing but emotionally dishonest. Also expect ± to
engage in substitute activities to reduce tension when a basic sexual
drive is thwarted.

*** Narcissism indicators within tolerance ***

*** Fastidiousness indicators within tolerance ***

*** Sycophancy indicators within tolerance ***

*** Infantilism indicators within tolerance ***

The following questions are recommended to make ± dribble and cream:

1: Are any of the cushions on your couch severely worn in?

2: Did you assume you were in trouble when you were called into the
principal's office?

3: Have you ever passed on a chain letter or e-mail for fear of bad
luck?

Additional recommended incendiary notions:

1: highly immoral and potentially violent
2: criminal
3: pretentious
4: wheedling, lazy, scoundrelly klaxon
5: cackling, topknotted, sleepy-eyed parasite
6: pining, communistic, disorganised honkey

Expected Response 1: Evidence of propensity to have a libido severely
impacted by work-related stress.

Expected Response 2: Signs of tendency to excuse, justify and
rationalise what he does because he feels abused and victimised by
others.

Expected Response 3: Highly likely to have nicknames for his various
private parts.

End psychological profiling for ± <h0plibbb_oili [at] hotmail.com>

--
Cooking tonight: Foul gnats and yak bladder seasoning on top of
nauseating used tampons next to skewered dead animals accentuated with
defective cricket bowel with liver garnish, cooked in a congealing
skillet containing warm squares of crustacean and lamb in feculent
cashew juice, a side of crackers and a few ounces of pus.
Re: Nomination - Onideus Mad Hatter for the Bob Allisat HL&S {Re: StupidSmurf Wants To Be The N [message #201167 ] Do, 12 Januar 2006 09:59
h0plibbb_oili  
Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>
> ± <h0plibbb_oili [at] hotmail.com>, the anorexic leper and thankless huckle
> who likes despicable unprotected anal sex with jackrabbits, and whose
> partner is a gay-lady with a rotten slop hole, wrote in
> <43C60CD0.1C28343D [at] hotmail.com>:
>
> > In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a
> > xylophone, he strikes the same rib twice in succession, yet he
> > produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe,
> > that this is some sort of a magic xylophone or something? Boy, I
> > really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.
>
> Start psychological profiling
>
> POSTER: ± <h0plibbb_oili [at] hotmail.com>
>
> Fog Index and Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level Calculations
> =====================================================
> Word Count: 54
> Full Stops: 2
> Exclamations: 0
> Questions: 1
> Total Sentences: 3
> Long Words: 14
> Average Sentence Length: 18
> Percentage of Long Words: 25.93%
> ========================:
> Fog Index: 17.57
> Flesch-Kincaid Score: 4
>
> Analysing 8 keywords of 14:
>
> * episode
> * Scratchys
> * skeleton
> * xylophone
> * strikes
> * succession
> * produces
> * clearly
>
> The following keywords will not be analysed:
>
> different, believe, xylophone, something, somebody, blunder
>
> Performing Keyword Analysis:
>
> Keyword 1 of 14:
> * episode:
> ± is prone to never donate any money to charity.
>
> Keyword 2 of 14:
> * Scratchys:
> ± is one or more or all of:
>
> * Deranged and explosively self-destructive
> * Divisive
> * Self-critical
> * Fastidious
> * Enveloping and possessive
>
> ± is susceptible to be condemnatory, punitive and cruel to others in
> order to rid himself of 'wrong-doers'.
>
> Keyword 3 of 14:
> * skeleton:
> Anticipate ± to have brain and biochemical abnormalities associated with
> increased activity in the hippocampus and locus coeruleus portions of
> the brain.
>
> Keyword 4 of 14:
> * xylophone:
> ± is likely to have unusual temper tantrums with associated agitation,
> trembling or twitching.
>
> Keyword 5 of 14:
> * strikes:
> Anticipate ± to have repressed memories that evoke shame, guilt and
> self-deprecation.
>
> Keyword 6 of 14:
> * succession:
> ± is predisposed to have trouble experiencing pleasure.
>
> Keyword 7 of 14:
> * produces:
> ± is one or more or all of:
>
> * Panic-stricken
> * Ambivalent
> * Hyperactive
> * Self-righteous
> * Emotionally constricted
>
> ± is prone to become hyperactive and unable to say 'no' to himself.
>
> Keyword 8 of 14:
> * clearly:
> Anticipate ± to display excessive dramatics, often with little insight.
>
> ± conforms to Paranoid personality disorder with Antisocial subtype
> tendencies.
>
> Primary Motivation: to prove his strength and resist weakness.
>
> Secondary Motivation: to preserve things as they are.
>
> *** Fog Index within tolerance ***
>
> *** Prolixity indicators within tolerance ***
>
> *** IGNORANT CUNT ALERT ***
> ===========================
>
> ± has a Flesch-Kincaid score equivalent to that of a child of age 4.
> This person is cretinous, dumb and lowbrowed. This person is highly
> likely to be self-revealing but emotionally dishonest. Also expect ± to
> engage in substitute activities to reduce tension when a basic sexual
> drive is thwarted.
>
> *** Narcissism indicators within tolerance ***
>
> *** Fastidiousness indicators within tolerance ***
>
> *** Sycophancy indicators within tolerance ***
>
> *** Infantilism indicators within tolerance ***
>
> The following questions are recommended to make ± dribble and cream:
>
> 1: Are any of the cushions on your couch severely worn in?
>
> 2: Did you assume you were in trouble when you were called into the
> principal's office?
>
> 3: Have you ever passed on a chain letter or e-mail for fear of bad
> luck?
>
> Additional recommended incendiary notions:
>
> 1: highly immoral and potentially violent
> 2: criminal
> 3: pretentious
> 4: wheedling, lazy, scoundrelly klaxon
> 5: cackling, topknotted, sleepy-eyed parasite
> 6: pining, communistic, disorganised honkey
>
> Expected Response 1: Evidence of propensity to have a libido severely
> impacted by work-related stress.
>
> Expected Response 2: Signs of tendency to excuse, justify and
> rationalise what he does because he feels abused and victimised by
> others.
>
> Expected Response 3: Highly likely to have nicknames for his various
> private parts.
>
> End psychological profiling for ± <h0plibbb_oili [at] hotmail.com>

http://www.misterpoll.com/2090533728.html






> --
> Cooking tonight: Foul gnats and yak bladder seasoning on top of
> nauseating used tampons next to skewered dead animals accentuated with
> defective cricket bowel with liver garnish, cooked in a congealing
> skillet containing warm squares of crustacean and lamb in feculent
> cashew juice, a side of crackers and a few ounces of pus.


--
http://www.bedoper.com/snuh



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| ( [at] ) | | SnuH |
| (O) | \_ ___/
| / | ||
| \ /_ / //
\ \____/ / /
\ /
\_____,
Re: still have rectal pains [message #201168 ] Do, 12 Januar 2006 10:02
h0plibbb_oili  
± <h0plibbb_oili [at] hotmail.com>, the gaunt wastrel and thick bum-jockey
who likes ravenous nut licking with manatees, and whose partner is a
groupie with a broken down clamato fountain, wrote in
<43C61A72.38C8E15D [at] hotmail.com>:

> I hope that I get old before I die.
Re: still have rectal pains [message #201169 ] Do, 12 Januar 2006 10:18
h0plibbb_oili  
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
>
> ± <h0plibbb_oili [at] hotmail.com>, the gaunt wastrel and thick bum-jockey
> who likes ravenous nut licking with manatees, and whose partner is a
> groupie with a broken down clamato fountain, wrote in
> <43C61A72.38C8E15D [at] hotmail.com>:
>
> > I hope that I get old before I die.

The height of AUK UPA - fascinating!









--
http://www.bedoper.com/snuh



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| ( [at] ) | | SnuH |
| (O) | \_ ___/
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\_____,
Re: still have rectal pains [message #201170 ] Do, 12 Januar 2006 10:21
Onideus Mad Hatter  
On Thu, 12 Jan 2006 01:18:51 -0800, ± <h0plibbb_oili [at] hotmail.com>
wrote:

>"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
>>
>> ± <h0plibbb_oili [at] hotmail.com>, the gaunt wastrel and thick bum-jockey
>> who likes ravenous nut licking with manatees, and whose partner is a
>> groupie with a broken down clamato fountain, wrote in
>> <43C61A72.38C8E15D [at] hotmail.com>:
>>
>> > I hope that I get old before I die.
>
>The height of AUK UPA - fascinating!

Yeah, it's their most powerful trolling tactic EVAR!

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
Re: Nomination - Onideus Mad Hatter for the Bob Allisat HL&S {Re: StupidSmurf Wants To Be The N [message #201171 ] Do, 12 Januar 2006 10:27
yyyiiinnnggg  
"Kadaitcha Man" <fuck-you.ya.cunt [at] kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote in
message news:m6l295$6tv$a [at] paraplegic-set-of-jugs.com...
>± <h0plibbb_oili [at] hotmail.com>, the anorexic leper and thankless huckle
> who likes despicable unprotected anal sex with jackrabbits, and whose
> partner is a gay-lady with a rotten slop hole, wrote in
> <43C60CD0.1C28343D [at] hotmail.com>:
>
>> In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a
>> xylophone, he strikes the same rib twice in succession, yet he
>> produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe,
>> that this is some sort of a magic xylophone or something? Boy, I
>> really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.
>
>
> Start psychological profiling
>
> POSTER: ± <h0plibbb_oili [at] hotmail.com>
>
> Fog Index and Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level Calculations
> =====================================================
> Word Count: 54
> Full Stops: 2
> Exclamations: 0
> Questions: 1
> Total Sentences: 3
> Long Words: 14
> Average Sentence Length: 18
> Percentage of Long Words: 25.93%
> ========================:
> Fog Index: 17.57
> Flesch-Kincaid Score: 4

Are you deploying these /W/ord /S/alad /D/ata to prove that you are not an
asshole/?/ Why is that conclusion counter-intuitive?

>
> Analysing 8 keywords of 14:
>
> * episode
> * Scratchys
> * skeleton
> * xylophone
> * strikes
> * succession
> * produces
> * clearly
>
> The following keywords will not be analysed:
>
> different, believe, xylophone, something, somebody, blunder
>
> Performing Keyword Analysis:
>
> Keyword 1 of 14:
> * episode:
> ± is prone to never donate any money to charity.
>
> Keyword 2 of 14:
> * Scratchys:
> ± is one or more or all of:
>
> * Deranged and explosively self-destructive
> * Divisive
> * Self-critical
> * Fastidious
> * Enveloping and possessive
>
> ± is susceptible to be condemnatory, punitive and cruel to others in
> order to rid himself of 'wrong-doers'.
>
> Keyword 3 of 14:
> * skeleton:
> Anticipate ± to have brain and biochemical abnormalities associated with
> increased activity in the hippocampus and locus coeruleus portions of
> the brain.
>
> Keyword 4 of 14:
> * xylophone:
> ± is likely to have unusual temper tantrums with associated agitation,
> trembling or twitching.
>
> Keyword 5 of 14:
> * strikes:
> Anticipate ± to have repressed memories that evoke shame, guilt and
> self-deprecation.
>
> Keyword 6 of 14:
> * succession:
> ± is predisposed to have trouble experiencing pleasure.
>
> Keyword 7 of 14:
> * produces:
> ± is one or more or all of:
>
> * Panic-stricken
> * Ambivalent
> * Hyperactive
> * Self-righteous
> * Emotionally constricted
>
> ± is prone to become hyperactive and unable to say 'no' to himself.
>
> Keyword 8 of 14:
> * clearly:
> Anticipate ± to display excessive dramatics, often with little insight.
>
> ± conforms to Paranoid personality disorder with Antisocial subtype
> tendencies.
>
> Primary Motivation: to prove his strength and resist weakness.
>
> Secondary Motivation: to preserve things as they are.
>
> *** Fog Index within tolerance ***
>
> *** Prolixity indicators within tolerance ***
>
> *** IGNORANT CUNT ALERT ***
> ===========================
>
> ± has a Flesch-Kincaid score equivalent to that of a child of age 4.
> This person is cretinous, dumb and lowbrowed. This person is highly
> likely to be self-revealing but emotionally dishonest. Also expect ± to
> engage in substitute activities to reduce tension when a basic sexual
> drive is thwarted.
>
> *** Narcissism indicators within tolerance ***
>
> *** Fastidiousness indicators within tolerance ***
>
> *** Sycophancy indicators within tolerance ***
>
> *** Infantilism indicators within tolerance ***
>
> The following questions are recommended to make ± dribble and cream:
>
> 1: Are any of the cushions on your couch severely worn in?
>
> 2: Did you assume you were in trouble when you were called into the
> principal's office?
>
> 3: Have you ever passed on a chain letter or e-mail for fear of bad
> luck?
>
> Additional recommended incendiary notions:
>
> 1: highly immoral and potentially violent
> 2: criminal
> 3: pretentious
> 4: wheedling, lazy, scoundrelly klaxon
> 5: cackling, topknotted, sleepy-eyed parasite
> 6: pining, communistic, disorganised honkey
>
> Expected Response 1: Evidence of propensity to have a libido severely
> impacted by work-related stress.
>
> Expected Response 2: Signs of tendency to excuse, justify and
> rationalise what he does because he feels abused and victimised by
> others.
>
> Expected Response 3: Highly likely to have nicknames for his various
> private parts.
>
> End psychological profiling for ± <h0plibbb_oili [at] hotmail.com>
>
> --
> Cooking tonight: Foul gnats and yak bladder seasoning on top of
> nauseating used tampons next to skewered dead animals accentuated with
> defective cricket bowel with liver garnish, cooked in a congealing
> skillet containing warm squares of crustacean and lamb in feculent
> cashew juice, a side of crackers and a few ounces of pus.
>
Re: muscle spasm's annoying me [message #201172 ] Do, 12 Januar 2006 10:36
Onideus Mad Hatter  
Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet [at] backwater-productions.net>, the scabby
ne'er-do-well and jizz-drinking rump ranger who likes animalistic
masonic secret self-handshakes with flounders, and whose partner is a
pig-meat with a gruesome chuff, wrote in
<1s7cs1tjaaviovrvv15n5g3qnnusvekmmu [at] 4ax.com>:

> It's been a long time since I've posted anything, but as I sit here at
> work at 9am tweaked out of my mind and still craving another line, I
> realise that maybe I should be making a better attempt at facing up to
> my newest problem instead of burying my head in the sand.
Re: help! Warts on head of penis [message #201173 ] Do, 12 Januar 2006 10:36
h0plibbb_oili  
± <h0plibbb_oili [at] hotmail.com>, the piss-stained down-and-out and
sedentary pineapple queen who likes hedonistic masonic secret
self-handshakes with pelicans, and whose partner is a whoopee-girl with
a contagious pink brownie cake, wrote in
<43C61EFB.5D855A21 [at] hotmail.com>:

> I am so poor I can't afford to pay attention.
Re: help! Warts on head of penis [message #201174 ] Do, 12 Januar 2006 10:43
h0plibbb_oili  
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
>
> ± <h0plibbb_oili [at] hotmail.com>, the piss-stained down-and-out and
> sedentary pineapple queen who likes hedonistic masonic secret
> self-handshakes with pelicans, and whose partner is a whoopee-girl with
> a contagious pink brownie cake, wrote in
> <43C61EFB.5D855A21 [at] hotmail.com>:
>
> > I am so poor I can't afford to pay attention.

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/fe76316b 10364729?dmode=source&hl=en

Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks
From: "David Formosa (aka ? the Platypus)"
<dform... [at] dformosa.zeta.org.au>
Subject: Re: Being nice to people is good
References: <slrndlja2s.fc2.dformosa [at] dformosa.zeta.org.au>
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<xn0e8vd5erxqvt008 [at] kookology.info>
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On 24 Oct 2005 14:36:07 GMT, Sean Monaghan <s... [at] petitmorte.net> wrote:
> David Formosa (aka ? the Platypus) wrote:

[...]

>> True on both counts. But it seems that the kookoligists people who
>> commit abuse on the net do not get told that there behavour is
>> unacceptable. Indeed there is at least one person who is commiting
>> what is technical falls within the bounds of BI>20 spam.
>
> What you have made here is a very serious accusation. I am not aware
> of any kookologists committing abuse of the net (this is not to say
> that I categorically deny that it is possible - I'm only stating that
> I'm not aware of any such abuse at this time). I understand that you
> do not want to point fingers, but when you make statements like this
> you should be prepared to back them up with specific references. Who
> is spamming at level of BI>20 spam or greater? "abusing the net"? Do
> you have any message ID#s and/or Google links to support this claim?

I do. "Kadaitcha Man" <fuck-you.ya.cunt [at] kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> posts
to usenet
posts with short varying parts followed by a long 56 line
boilerplate. Boilerplate posts like this have been held to be
substantially identical

http://groups.google.com/group/news.admin.net-abuse.policy/m sg/3b451100f72d1e3c

Over the past 45 days he made over 200 posts that are classified as
Substantially identical by this rule.

http://makeashorterlink.com/?F18E2190C

By these rules he is posting above BI20 and therefore his posts are
actionable as spam.

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Please excuse my spelling as I suffer from agraphia. See
http://dformosa.zeta.org.au/~dformosa/Spelling.html to find out more.
Free the Memes.














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Re: PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME!!! GENITAL WARTS [message #201177 ] Do, 12 Januar 2006 11:08
h0plibbb_oili  
± <h0plibbb_oili [at] hotmail.com>, the haggard old man and loudmouthed
royalty who likes wanton bodily fluid exchange with foxes, and whose
partner is a debauchee with a puffed-up punani, wrote in
<43C624B0.B3059C67 [at] hotmail.com>:

> It's gotten to the point that I can't fit through doors anymore.
Re: PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME!!! GENITAL WARTS [message #201178 ] Do, 12 Januar 2006 11:17
h0plibbb_oili  
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
>
> ± <h0plibbb_oili [at] hotmail.com>, the haggard old man and loudmouthed
> royalty who likes wanton bodily fluid exchange with foxes, and whose
> partner is a debauchee with a puffed-up punani, wrote in
> <43C624B0.B3059C67 [at] hotmail.com>:
>
> > It's gotten to the point that I can't fit through doors anymore.

http://howardk.freenix.org/msgid.cgi?STYPE=msgid&MSGI=%3 Cdk1lcv%243sc%241 [at] news.tiscali.fr%3E

From: "Tyrone M. Pierce" <TyronnoSaurus [at] kookbusters.org>
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.troll
Subject: Busted Urinal Nomination --> Kadaitcha Man
Date: Sun, 30 Oct 2005 05:23:44 +0000 (UTC)
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"PJR" wrote:

> We already have the Busted Urinal Award for "stinking the place up".
> Examples of those eligible include racists, net-abusers and censors.

This is a nomination for the Busted Urinal Award. The nominee is
Kadaitcha Man.

Seconds?

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Re: ± - old dirty sweetcorn shiner with youthfull ass [message #201179 ] Do, 12 Januar 2006 11:22
h0plibbb_oili  
± <h0plibbb_oili [at] hotmail.com>, the skin-headed old fart and tortuous
dangle-queen who likes aberrant baloney bopping with newts, and whose
partner is a scarlet-sister with a bruised gange, wrote in
<43C62CB0.1346D5B7 [at] hotmail.com>:

> Anorexic princess with formless codger and messy codeye pines for
> loose flesh bat for knob-jockery. Mail me at
> <h0plibbb_oili [at] hotmail.com>
Re: ±- old dirty sweetcorn shiner with youthfull ass [message #201180 ] Do, 12 Januar 2006 11:30
h0plibbb_oili  
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
>
> ± <h0plibbb_oili [at] hotmail.com>, the skin-headed old fart and tortuous
> dangle-queen who likes aberrant baloney bopping with newts, and whose
> partner is a scarlet-sister with a bruised gange, wrote in
> <43C62CB0.1346D5B7 [at] hotmail.com>:
>
> > Anorexic princess with formless codger and messy codeye pines for
> > loose flesh bat for knob-jockery. Mail me at
> > <h0plibbb_oili [at] hotmail.com>

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/1b82bbb2 8ffeb418?dmode=source&hl=en

From: Sharon B <queenbeeyo... [at] buggeroff.org>
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.troll
Subject: Re: Busted Urinal Nomination --> Kadaitcha Man
Date: Sun, 30 Oct 2005 17:23:39 -0500
Organization: Posted via Supernews, http://www.supernews.com
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References: <dk1lcv$3sc$1 [at] news.tiscali.fr>
<43646190$0$881$d5a6236f [at] freenews.cybernetik.net>
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On Sat, 29 Oct 2005 23:40:03 -0700, Bob Officer
<boboffic... [at] invalid.net> wrote in
<gkq8m11sinurtbt8k5b75fld4qsa2m9... [at] 4ax.com>:

>On Sun, 30 Oct 2005 06:00:07 GMT, in alt.usenet.kooks, S... [at] MeowMail.com
>(SnuFF) wrote:
>
>>In article <dk1lcv$3s... [at] news.tiscali.fr>, "Tyrone M. Pierce"
>><TyronnoSau... [at] kookbusters.org> wrote:
>>
>>> "PJR" wrote:
>>>
>>>> We already have the Busted Urinal Award for "stinking the place
>>>> up". Examples of those eligible include racists, net-abusers and
>>>> censors.
>>>
>>> This is a nomination for the Busted Urinal Award. The nominee is
>>> Kadaitcha Man.
>>>
>>> Seconds?
>>
>>~seconds~ here!
>
>I'll third the chump's nomination.

"FOUR!!"

His unrepentant net abuse is stinking up Usenet in general, and
tarnishing the August Cloaks of the Esteemed Colleague Collective by
self-presumed association....just like Dink

>>Bob Officer has him foaming at the mouth.
>
>why, thank you...

You have a knack. His response to the nomination again reminds me
Dink back in the day.

His "work" in xposting 24-hr support for no apparent reason other than
to belittle folks for not knowing their pooter inside and out reminds
me muchly of Dink xposting the teenaged girls from the *fan ngs in
here.









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Re: severe anxiety and depression [message #201181 ] Do, 12 Januar 2006 11:39
h0plibbb_oili  
± <h0plibbb_oili [at] hotmail.com>, the infirm riffraff and fist-fucked choc
jock who likes intrusive porpoise popping with ferrets, and whose
partner is a fast-girl with a decrepit pootie poo, wrote in
<43C62FD3.F0123D62 [at] hotmail.com>:

> Did I forget to turn my iron off?
Re: severe anxiety and depression [message #201182 ] Do, 12 Januar 2006 11:48
h0plibbb_oili  
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
>
> ± <h0plibbb_oili [at] hotmail.com>, the infirm riffraff and fist-fucked
> choc jock who likes intrusive porpoise popping with ferrets, and
> whose partner is a fast-girl with a decrepit pootie poo, wrote in
><43C62FD3.F0123D62 [at] hotmail.com>:
>
>> Did I forget to turn my iron off?

http://tinyurl.com/92r49

From: Sharon B <queenbeeyo... [at] buggeroff.org>
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks
Subject: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2005
Date: Sat, 05 Nov 2005 09:52:31 -0500
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On Fri, 04 Nov 2005 14:46:04 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
<nos... [at] fuck-off-and-die.com> wrote in
<4a744b276ff74cf6acf36f8804498... [at] rec.newsadmin.weeping.woman-of-
accomodating-morals>:

>Peter J Ross, <p... [at] NOSPAMkookbusters.org>, the deviant, butt-ugly
bull, and
>linen draper and shirtmaker, announced:
>
>> Classic lies from a pest intent on prolonging the - oops, wrong
kook.
>>
>> PJR :-)
>
>On the subject of pests, if I repent of posting binaries, will you
lift the
>ban you imposed the other day?

****begin paste****

26. Can I really be kicked off my ISP for...
Being a total [at] $$hole?

If you try hard enough.

Top-posting like the pathetic imbecile that I am?

Usually not, but we can always try.

Crossposting to large parts of the Usenet (Excessive Crossposting
[ECP])?

Yes.

Posting multiple copies of the same message to individual news groups
(Excessive Multi Posting [EMP])?

Yes. It's the SPAMMING, stupid.

Posting binaries in non-binary groups such as AUK?

Yes, especially if you persist.

********************end paste******************

dumbazz






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Re: ±, Black Hooker Suck & Interracial Ass Fuck [message #201184 ] Do, 12 Januar 2006 11:56
h0plibbb_oili  
? <h0plibbb_oili [at] hotmail.com>, the droning wretch and agile charlotte
ann who likes perverse queer fishing with corgis, and whose partner is a
nymphomaniac with a pukey sperm bank, wrote in
<Xns97491C8262710tricksareforkids [at] 207.14.113.17>:

> Lissom woman of loose morals with roomy nethermeats and thirsty
> mammies desires dried up richard cranium to bury the bone. Mail me at
> <h0plibbb_oili [at] hotmail.com>
Re: ±, Black Hooker Suck & Interracial Ass Fuck [message #201185 ] Do, 12 Januar 2006 12:01
h0plibbb_oili  
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
>
> ? <h0plibbb_oili [at] hotmail.com>, the droning wretch and agile
> charlotte ann who likes perverse queer fishing with corgis, and
> whose partner is a nymphomaniac with a pukey sperm bank, wrote in
><Xns97491C8262710tricksareforkids [at] 207.14.113.17>:
>
>> Lissom woman of loose morals with roomy nethermeats and thirsty
>> mammies desires dried up richard cranium to bury the bone. Mail
>> me at <h0plibbb_oili [at] hotmail.com>


From: Sharon B <queenbeeyo... [at] buggeroff.org>
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.troll
Subject: Re: Busted Urinal Nomination --> Kadaitcha Man
Date: Tue, 01 Nov 2005 06:07:25 -0500
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On Tue, 01 Nov 2005 11:31:40 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
<nos... [at] fuck-off-and-die.com> wrote in
<99ef08e13c1d489791f8d839359cb... [at] comp.graphics.steamy.conjugal-
relations>:

>The Demon of Mockery, <popesna... [at] gmail.com>, the sexually-
transmitted,
>dread-bolted housefly, and keeper of the market stall, snickered:
>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>> Tyrone M. Pierce, the folly-fallen,
>>> macadamised stripper, and dealer in used Arab's underpants, hooted:
>>>> (snip)
>>>>
>>>> "Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Ooooh. I wonder if that will get marked up because of revenge.
>>>>
>>>> I don't have any reasons to seek revenge against you.
>>>
>>> Are you completely and utterly unable to read attributions or are
>>> you just downright thick?
>>
>> I believe his point was that, while Sharon B., Bob, and myself might
>> have some reason to feel vindictive towards you,
>
>Ooooh. Might have reason to feel vindictive, huh? You should have your
grip
>on reality checked. It seems to have slipped.

That's /my/ stated position, you utter dunbass. TDoM was merely
reiterating *your* position for the sake of argument.

But since it's apparently lost in that jumble between your ears, here
is your assertion: "The bitch just wants wants revenege."

I thought that absurd claim of yours was really funny, btw.

I don't recall ever reading your bile prior to the last month or so,
and after sampling just a small handful considered you not worth my
time to read--and if you *do* have a history under this nym longer
than the last month or so, I clearly considered your offerings so
unimportant *then* that your nym faded into the mists with the
thousands of other fly-by-nighters who have passed thru these Golden
Halls over the years.

I can only imagine it's your overinflated ego that causes you to
believe you've inflicted damage to my psyche prompting me to seek
"revenge" via a nomination I neither made or seconded.

Or, you're just another net 'tard.











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Re: ±, Black Hooker Suck & Interracial Ass Fuck [message #201186 ] Do, 12 Januar 2006 12:07
h0plibbb_oili  
± <h0plibbb_oili [at] hotmail.com>, the tubby-arsed ne'er-do-well and
dirty-minded arse-leech who likes excessive monster draining with
ravens, and whose partner is a white slave with dripping pork danglies,
wrote in <Xns97491ED822E7tricksareforkids [at] 207.14.113.17>:

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> pffpffp pmfpp mmmp mfmmm. Mpff fmfm, pffm fmppffp fpfp mffmffp
> ffpppff, ffpffff ppfff.
Re: ±, Black Hooker Suck & Interracial Ass Fuck [message #201187 ] Do, 12 Januar 2006 12:16
Onideus Mad Hatter  
On Thu, 12 Jan 2006 16:52:36 +0545, ± <h0plibbb_oili [at] h0tmail.cum>
wrote:

>± <h0plibbb_oili [at] hotmail.com>, the tubby-arsed ne'er-do-well and
>dirty-minded arse-leech who likes excessive monster draining with
>ravens, and whose partner is a white slave with dripping pork danglies,
>wrote in <Xns97491ED822E7tricksareforkids [at] 207.14.113.17>:
>
>> Ffmmff mfmp fmmff pm, mppp pffpmf fm mmfmffp fmpff ffmfffp ffmf.
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>> ffpppff, ffpffff ppfff.

You know the best thing about the stAUKer retard bot is that it
follows up to any xposts you set, which is great for hammering the
fuck out of idle Usenet froups and dragging their name through the mud
whilst you do it.

--

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mhm ¹ x ¹
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Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
Re: How to draw obscurely [message #201188 ] Do, 12 Januar 2006 12:20
Onideus Mad Hatter  
Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet [at] backwater-productions.net>, the tubby-arsed
floater and hairy uranian who likes wild intimate relations with coon
cats, and whose partner is a broad with a spacious framazama, wrote in
<biecs15d03rop68rkfude6ns1aqjmm73p9 [at] 4ax.com>:

> I think out loud, therefore you can hear me.
Re: Nomination - Onideus Mad Hatter for the Bob Allisat HL&S {Re: StupidSmurf Wants To Be The N [message #201189 ] Do, 12 Januar 2006 18:03
Bill Cleere  
> Pinku-Sensei wrote:

>> As for other awards for which Hatter might qualify, I can think of two
>> that might be suitable--The Palmjob Paddle (although he isn't the most
>> spanked person on USENET this month--yet)

Actually, no one has a shot at catching up to you in that
category, Pinku-Pussei, so it looks like you'll have something
to put on the mantelpiece next to Coward of the Month.

-- Bill Cleere

"I prefer the pleasure of writing bits of nonsense to that of
wearing an embroidered coat which costs 800 francs." (Stendhal)
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