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Science Fiction » alt.fan.starwars » Some People Are Not Very Good at Lying, and it Doesn't Seem to Matter. An Essay by Wavy G.
| Some People Are Not Very Good at Lying, and it Doesn't Seem to Matter. An Essay by Wavy G. [message #199657] |
Do, 12 Januar 2006 22:53 |
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This woman got a week off work because she called in and said she had
a car accident. Can you believe this? What an OUTRAGE. A car
accident??? Are you kidding me? It's not even a good story, for
crying out loud. Let's think this through: you got in a
"fender-bender" on the way home and ended up in the hospital, so you
call in to work right away, and you already know that you'll be back
in a week? That's pretty good that you can diagnose yourself so soon.
Perhaps you should quit your job as file clerk and become the world's
first psychic physician.
How can this be? How the hell can office managers sleep at night
knowing that they've let their employees turn the workplace into a den
of lies? Don't people question you when you say something that sounds
suspicious? I know I would. I guess that's why when I have to lie to
get off work, I take the more subtle approach. I think my story
through, and try to come up with really elaborate back stories, and
even devise little bits of faux evidence here and there, you know,
just in case I'm ever "called out" on it.
Like this won time when I called in, I told my lady boss that I had a
"bit of an emergency" and I wouldn't be able to come in. I just left
it at that. When she asked me about it, (see, I was counting on
this!), she expressed concern, but I could sense that she was also
"fishing" for details, or rather, lack thereof. I said, "Well, I have
to take my friend to the doctor because she doesn't have a car, and we
have to do it today." Now see, you're probly saying to yourself,
"What? That doesn't sound like much of a story." Well, that's the
key, you see: subtlety. I don't give away all the details, making it
seem like I *don't* want to tell them everything.
You see, the way I worded everything, and the way I compose my story
in "tiers," if you will, leaves it open for speculation, but it also
leaves them to assume that it must be true (bad liars give themselves
away because they always give great excuses up front). At this point,
won of too things will happen: my lady boss will inquire further, or
she will get the "gist" that something potentially controversial--and
perhaps embarrassing--has happened, and she'll spend the rest of the
day speculating as to what it was. Won thing she will NOT do,
however, is assume that it's untrue. And she didn't.
So my idea worked. And boy was I proud! My little controversial
story (which, by the way, I never did have to reveal! TEE!) was going
to be that after a night of heavy drinking I had had unprotected sex
and realised the next morning that my girlfriend could potentially
have gotten pregnant, and we had to go to the clinic to get the
"Morning After" pill. What little information I did give left my lady
boss wondering all day about this "emergency" involving this "female
friend of his." "Friends don't have to take friends to the doctor..."
HA! [at] HA! All I really wanted was to stay in bed longer. I don't even
have a girlfriend! HA!
And now this: a fucking car accident. And that's enough for a WHOLE
WEEK. What an outrage. I worked out an elaborate idea in my head
involving a secret trip to the "Planned Parenthood" clinic, and I
could have just said I had a car wreck and I'm in the fucking
hospital??? I'll bet when she comes back in next week, her car will
have been to the body shop already and is fully repaired (so well that
they even put the same scratches back in the same spots, right?).
Well, if that's all it takes, I'm just going to say I've got Cancer or
something next time. What a fucking outrage. Fuck all of you.
Goodnight.
Wavy G
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| Re: Some People Are Not Very Good at Lying, and it Doesn't Seem to Matter. An Essay by Wavy G. [message #199658 ] |
Do, 12 Januar 2006 23:17 |
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Wavy G wrote:
> This woman got a week off work because she called in and said she had
> a car accident. Can you believe this? What an OUTRAGE. A car
The best way to lie is to tell the truth in an unbelievable manner.
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| Re: Some People Are Not Very Good at Lying, and it Doesn't Seem to Matter. An Essay by Wavy G. [message #199660 ] |
Do, 12 Januar 2006 23:33 |
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On Thu, 12 Jan 2006 16:53:46 -0500, Wavy G <RaisedByElves [at] Northpole.gov>
spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>This woman got a week off work because she called in and said she had
>a car accident. Can you believe this? What an OUTRAGE. A car
>accident??? Are you kidding me? It's not even a good story, for
>crying out loud. Let's think this through: you got in a
>"fender-bender" on the way home and ended up in the hospital, so you
>call in to work right away, and you already know that you'll be back
>in a week? That's pretty good that you can diagnose yourself so soon.
>Perhaps you should quit your job as file clerk and become the world's
>first psychic physician.
>
>How can this be? How the hell can office managers sleep at night
>knowing that they've let their employees turn the workplace into a den
>of lies? Don't people question you when you say something that sounds
>suspicious? I know I would. I guess that's why when I have to lie to
>get off work, I take the more subtle approach. I think my story
>through, and try to come up with really elaborate back stories, and
>even devise little bits of faux evidence here and there, you know,
>just in case I'm ever "called out" on it.
>
>Like this won time when I called in, I told my lady boss that I had a
>"bit of an emergency" and I wouldn't be able to come in. I just left
>it at that. When she asked me about it, (see, I was counting on
>this!), she expressed concern, but I could sense that she was also
>"fishing" for details, or rather, lack thereof. I said, "Well, I have
>to take my friend to the doctor because she doesn't have a car, and we
>have to do it today." Now see, you're probly saying to yourself,
>"What? That doesn't sound like much of a story." Well, that's the
>key, you see: subtlety. I don't give away all the details, making it
>seem like I *don't* want to tell them everything.
>
>You see, the way I worded everything, and the way I compose my story
>in "tiers," if you will, leaves it open for speculation, but it also
>leaves them to assume that it must be true (bad liars give themselves
>away because they always give great excuses up front). At this point,
>won of too things will happen: my lady boss will inquire further, or
>she will get the "gist" that something potentially controversial--and
>perhaps embarrassing--has happened, and she'll spend the rest of the
>day speculating as to what it was. Won thing she will NOT do,
>however, is assume that it's untrue. And she didn't.
>
>So my idea worked. And boy was I proud! My little controversial
>story (which, by the way, I never did have to reveal! TEE!) was going
>to be that after a night of heavy drinking I had had unprotected sex
>and realised the next morning that my girlfriend could potentially
>have gotten pregnant, and we had to go to the clinic to get the
>"Morning After" pill. What little information I did give left my lady
>boss wondering all day about this "emergency" involving this "female
>friend of his." "Friends don't have to take friends to the doctor..."
>HA! [at] HA! All I really wanted was to stay in bed longer. I don't even
>have a girlfriend! HA!
>
>And now this: a fucking car accident. And that's enough for a WHOLE
>WEEK. What an outrage. I worked out an elaborate idea in my head
>involving a secret trip to the "Planned Parenthood" clinic, and I
>could have just said I had a car wreck and I'm in the fucking
>hospital??? I'll bet when she comes back in next week, her car will
>have been to the body shop already and is fully repaired (so well that
>they even put the same scratches back in the same spots, right?).
>Well, if that's all it takes, I'm just going to say I've got Cancer or
>something next time. What a fucking outrage. Fuck all of you.
>Goodnight.
>
>Wavy G
why do i now have visions of gerbils dancing in my head?
--
dave hillstrom
i have an exploding butt.
the belgians are thieves.
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| Re: Some People Are Not Very Good at Lying, and it Doesn't Seem to Matter. An Essay by Wavy G. [message #199661 ] |
Do, 12 Januar 2006 23:46 |
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On Thu, 12 Jan 2006 17:33:51 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
> On Thu, 12 Jan 2006 16:53:46 -0500, Wavy G <RaisedByElves [at] Northpole.gov>
> spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>
>>This woman got a week off work because she called in and said she had
>>a car accident. Can you believe this? What an OUTRAGE. A car
>>accident??? Are you kidding me? It's not even a good story, for
>>crying out loud. Let's think this through: you got in a
>>"fender-bender" on the way home and ended up in the hospital, so you
>>call in to work right away, and you already know that you'll be back
>>in a week? That's pretty good that you can diagnose yourself so soon.
>>Perhaps you should quit your job as file clerk and become the world's
>>first psychic physician.
>>
>>How can this be? How the hell can office managers sleep at night
>>knowing that they've let their employees turn the workplace into a den
>>of lies? Don't people question you when you say something that sounds
>>suspicious? I know I would. I guess that's why when I have to lie to
>>get off work, I take the more subtle approach. I think my story
>>through, and try to come up with really elaborate back stories, and
>>even devise little bits of faux evidence here and there, you know,
>>just in case I'm ever "called out" on it.
>>
>>Like this won time when I called in, I told my lady boss that I had a
>>"bit of an emergency" and I wouldn't be able to come in. I just left
>>it at that. When she asked me about it, (see, I was counting on
>>this!), she expressed concern, but I could sense that she was also
>>"fishing" for details, or rather, lack thereof. I said, "Well, I have
>>to take my friend to the doctor because she doesn't have a car, and we
>>have to do it today." Now see, you're probly saying to yourself,
>>"What? That doesn't sound like much of a story." Well, that's the
>>key, you see: subtlety. I don't give away all the details, making it
>>seem like I *don't* want to tell them everything.
>>
>>You see, the way I worded everything, and the way I compose my story
>>in "tiers," if you will, leaves it open for speculation, but it also
>>leaves them to assume that it must be true (bad liars give themselves
>>away because they always give great excuses up front). At this point,
>>won of too things will happen: my lady boss will inquire further, or
>>she will get the "gist" that something potentially controversial--and
>>perhaps embarrassing--has happened, and she'll spend the rest of the
>>day speculating as to what it was. Won thing she will NOT do,
>>however, is assume that it's untrue. And she didn't.
>>
>>So my idea worked. And boy was I proud! My little controversial
>>story (which, by the way, I never did have to reveal! TEE!) was going
>>to be that after a night of heavy drinking I had had unprotected sex
>>and realised the next morning that my girlfriend could potentially
>>have gotten pregnant, and we had to go to the clinic to get the
>>"Morning After" pill. What little information I did give left my lady
>>boss wondering all day about this "emergency" involving this "female
>>friend of his." "Friends don't have to take friends to the doctor..."
>>HA! [at] HA! All I really wanted was to stay in bed longer. I don't even
>>have a girlfriend! HA!
>>
>>And now this: a fucking car accident. And that's enough for a WHOLE
>>WEEK. What an outrage. I worked out an elaborate idea in my head
>>involving a secret trip to the "Planned Parenthood" clinic, and I
>>could have just said I had a car wreck and I'm in the fucking
>>hospital??? I'll bet when she comes back in next week, her car will
>>have been to the body shop already and is fully repaired (so well that
>>they even put the same scratches back in the same spots, right?).
>>Well, if that's all it takes, I'm just going to say I've got Cancer or
>>something next time. What a fucking outrage. Fuck all of you.
>>Goodnight.
>
> why do i now have visions of gerbils dancing in my head?
I think Wavy could use some 'ludes, man.
--
tinmimus99 [at] hotmail.com
smeeter 11 or maybe 12
mp 10
mhm 29x13
You want a job and a lizard to ride?
< _The Einstein Intersection_
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| Re: Some People Are Not Very Good at Lying, and it Doesn't Seem to Matter. An Essay by Wavy G. [message #199662 ] |
Do, 12 Januar 2006 23:52 |
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The news had come out in the First World War: The bloody Red Baron was
flying wonce more. The Allied Command ignored all of its men, and
called on "dave hillstrom" to do it again!
>On Thu, 12 Jan 2006 16:53:46 -0500, Wavy G <RaisedByElves [at] Northpole.gov>
>spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>
>>This woman got a week off work because she called in and said she had
>>a car accident. Can you believe this? What an OUTRAGE. A car
>>accident??? Are you kidding me? It's not even a good story, for
>>crying out loud. Let's think this through: you got in a
>>"fender-bender" on the way home and ended up in the hospital, so you
>>call in to work right away, and you already know that you'll be back
>>in a week? That's pretty good that you can diagnose yourself so soon.
>>Perhaps you should quit your job as file clerk and become the world's
>>first psychic physician.
>>
>>How can this be? How the hell can office managers sleep at night
>>knowing that they've let their employees turn the workplace into a den
>>of lies? Don't people question you when you say something that sounds
>>suspicious? I know I would. I guess that's why when I have to lie to
>>get off work, I take the more subtle approach. I think my story
>>through, and try to come up with really elaborate back stories, and
>>even devise little bits of faux evidence here and there, you know,
>>just in case I'm ever "called out" on it.
>>
>>Like this won time when I called in, I told my lady boss that I had a
>>"bit of an emergency" and I wouldn't be able to come in. I just left
>>it at that. When she asked me about it, (see, I was counting on
>>this!), she expressed concern, but I could sense that she was also
>>"fishing" for details, or rather, lack thereof. I said, "Well, I have
>>to take my friend to the doctor because she doesn't have a car, and we
>>have to do it today." Now see, you're probly saying to yourself,
>>"What? That doesn't sound like much of a story." Well, that's the
>>key, you see: subtlety. I don't give away all the details, making it
>>seem like I *don't* want to tell them everything.
>>
>>You see, the way I worded everything, and the way I compose my story
>>in "tiers," if you will, leaves it open for speculation, but it also
>>leaves them to assume that it must be true (bad liars give themselves
>>away because they always give great excuses up front). At this point,
>>won of too things will happen: my lady boss will inquire further, or
>>she will get the "gist" that something potentially controversial--and
>>perhaps embarrassing--has happened, and she'll spend the rest of the
>>day speculating as to what it was. Won thing she will NOT do,
>>however, is assume that it's untrue. And she didn't.
>>
>>So my idea worked. And boy was I proud! My little controversial
>>story (which, by the way, I never did have to reveal! TEE!) was going
>>to be that after a night of heavy drinking I had had unprotected sex
>>and realised the next morning that my girlfriend could potentially
>>have gotten pregnant, and we had to go to the clinic to get the
>>"Morning After" pill. What little information I did give left my lady
>>boss wondering all day about this "emergency" involving this "female
>>friend of his." "Friends don't have to take friends to the doctor..."
>>HA! [at] HA! All I really wanted was to stay in bed longer. I don't even
>>have a girlfriend! HA!
>>
>>And now this: a fucking car accident. And that's enough for a WHOLE
>>WEEK. What an outrage. I worked out an elaborate idea in my head
>>involving a secret trip to the "Planned Parenthood" clinic, and I
>>could have just said I had a car wreck and I'm in the fucking
>>hospital??? I'll bet when she comes back in next week, her car will
>>have been to the body shop already and is fully repaired (so well that
>>they even put the same scratches back in the same spots, right?).
>>Well, if that's all it takes, I'm just going to say I've got Cancer or
>>something next time. What a fucking outrage. Fuck all of you.
>>Goodnight.
>>
>>Wavy G
>
>why do i now have visions of gerbils dancing in my head?
You just came from the new Richard Gere picture, lol?
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| Re: Some People Are Not Very Good at Lying, and it Doesn't Seem to Matter. An Essay by Wavy G. [message #199663 ] |
Fr, 13 Januar 2006 00:06 |
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On Thu, 12 Jan 2006 17:46:13 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99 [at] hotmail.com> spewed
in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>On Thu, 12 Jan 2006 17:33:51 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 12 Jan 2006 16:53:46 -0500, Wavy G <RaisedByElves [at] Northpole.gov>
>> spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>
>>>This woman got a week off work because she called in and said she had
>>>a car accident. Can you believe this? What an OUTRAGE. A car
>>>accident??? Are you kidding me? It's not even a good story, for
>>>crying out loud. Let's think this through: you got in a
>>>"fender-bender" on the way home and ended up in the hospital, so you
>>>call in to work right away, and you already know that you'll be back
>>>in a week? That's pretty good that you can diagnose yourself so soon.
>>>Perhaps you should quit your job as file clerk and become the world's
>>>first psychic physician.
>>>
>>>How can this be? How the hell can office managers sleep at night
>>>knowing that they've let their employees turn the workplace into a den
>>>of lies? Don't people question you when you say something that sounds
>>>suspicious? I know I would. I guess that's why when I have to lie to
>>>get off work, I take the more subtle approach. I think my story
>>>through, and try to come up with really elaborate back stories, and
>>>even devise little bits of faux evidence here and there, you know,
>>>just in case I'm ever "called out" on it.
>>>
>>>Like this won time when I called in, I told my lady boss that I had a
>>>"bit of an emergency" and I wouldn't be able to come in. I just left
>>>it at that. When she asked me about it, (see, I was counting on
>>>this!), she expressed concern, but I could sense that she was also
>>>"fishing" for details, or rather, lack thereof. I said, "Well, I have
>>>to take my friend to the doctor because she doesn't have a car, and we
>>>have to do it today." Now see, you're probly saying to yourself,
>>>"What? That doesn't sound like much of a story." Well, that's the
>>>key, you see: subtlety. I don't give away all the details, making it
>>>seem like I *don't* want to tell them everything.
>>>
>>>You see, the way I worded everything, and the way I compose my story
>>>in "tiers," if you will, leaves it open for speculation, but it also
>>>leaves them to assume that it must be true (bad liars give themselves
>>>away because they always give great excuses up front). At this point,
>>>won of too things will happen: my lady boss will inquire further, or
>>>she will get the "gist" that something potentially controversial--and
>>>perhaps embarrassing--has happened, and she'll spend the rest of the
>>>day speculating as to what it was. Won thing she will NOT do,
>>>however, is assume that it's untrue. And she didn't.
>>>
>>>So my idea worked. And boy was I proud! My little controversial
>>>story (which, by the way, I never did have to reveal! TEE!) was going
>>>to be that after a night of heavy drinking I had had unprotected sex
>>>and realised the next morning that my girlfriend could potentially
>>>have gotten pregnant, and we had to go to the clinic to get the
>>>"Morning After" pill. What little information I did give left my lady
>>>boss wondering all day about this "emergency" involving this "female
>>>friend of his." "Friends don't have to take friends to the doctor..."
>>>HA! [at] HA! All I really wanted was to stay in bed longer. I don't even
>>>have a girlfriend! HA!
>>>
>>>And now this: a fucking car accident. And that's enough for a WHOLE
>>>WEEK. What an outrage. I worked out an elaborate idea in my head
>>>involving a secret trip to the "Planned Parenthood" clinic, and I
>>>could have just said I had a car wreck and I'm in the fucking
>>>hospital??? I'll bet when she comes back in next week, her car will
>>>have been to the body shop already and is fully repaired (so well that
>>>they even put the same scratches back in the same spots, right?).
>>>Well, if that's all it takes, I'm just going to say I've got Cancer or
>>>something next time. What a fucking outrage. Fuck all of you.
>>>Goodnight.
>>
>> why do i now have visions of gerbils dancing in my head?
>
>I think Wavy could use some 'ludes, man.
so could i.
--
dave hillstrom
i have an exploding butt.
the belgians are thieves.
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| Re: Some People Are Not Very Good at Lying, and it Doesn't Seem to Matter. An Essay by Wavy G. [message #199664 ] |
Fr, 13 Januar 2006 00:51 |
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The news had come out in the First World War: The bloody Red Baron was
flying wonce more. The Allied Command ignored all of its men, and
called on "dave hillstrom" to do it again!
>On Thu, 12 Jan 2006 17:46:13 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99 [at] hotmail.com> spewed
>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>
>>On Thu, 12 Jan 2006 17:33:51 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
>>
>>> On Thu, 12 Jan 2006 16:53:46 -0500, Wavy G <RaisedByElves [at] Northpole.gov>
>>> spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>
>>>>This woman got a week off work because she called in and said she had
>>>>a car accident. Can you believe this? What an OUTRAGE. A car
>>>>accident??? Are you kidding me? It's not even a good story, for
>>>>crying out loud. Let's think this through: you got in a
>>>>"fender-bender" on the way home and ended up in the hospital, so you
>>>>call in to work right away, and you already know that you'll be back
>>>>in a week? That's pretty good that you can diagnose yourself so soon.
>>>>Perhaps you should quit your job as file clerk and become the world's
>>>>first psychic physician.
>>>>
>>>>How can this be? How the hell can office managers sleep at night
>>>>knowing that they've let their employees turn the workplace into a den
>>>>of lies? Don't people question you when you say something that sounds
>>>>suspicious? I know I would. I guess that's why when I have to lie to
>>>>get off work, I take the more subtle approach. I think my story
>>>>through, and try to come up with really elaborate back stories, and
>>>>even devise little bits of faux evidence here and there, you know,
>>>>just in case I'm ever "called out" on it.
>>>>
>>>>Like this won time when I called in, I told my lady boss that I had a
>>>>"bit of an emergency" and I wouldn't be able to come in. I just left
>>>>it at that. When she asked me about it, (see, I was counting on
>>>>this!), she expressed concern, but I could sense that she was also
>>>>"fishing" for details, or rather, lack thereof. I said, "Well, I have
>>>>to take my friend to the doctor because she doesn't have a car, and we
>>>>have to do it today." Now see, you're probly saying to yourself,
>>>>"What? That doesn't sound like much of a story." Well, that's the
>>>>key, you see: subtlety. I don't give away all the details, making it
>>>>seem like I *don't* want to tell them everything.
>>>>
>>>>You see, the way I worded everything, and the way I compose my story
>>>>in "tiers," if you will, leaves it open for speculation, but it also
>>>>leaves them to assume that it must be true (bad liars give themselves
>>>>away because they always give great excuses up front). At this point,
>>>>won of too things will happen: my lady boss will inquire further, or
>>>>she will get the "gist" that something potentially controversial--and
>>>>perhaps embarrassing--has happened, and she'll spend the rest of the
>>>>day speculating as to what it was. Won thing she will NOT do,
>>>>however, is assume that it's untrue. And she didn't.
>>>>
>>>>So my idea worked. And boy was I proud! My little controversial
>>>>story (which, by the way, I never did have to reveal! TEE!) was going
>>>>to be that after a night of heavy drinking I had had unprotected sex
>>>>and realised the next morning that my girlfriend could potentially
>>>>have gotten pregnant, and we had to go to the clinic to get the
>>>>"Morning After" pill. What little information I did give left my lady
>>>>boss wondering all day about this "emergency" involving this "female
>>>>friend of his." "Friends don't have to take friends to the doctor..."
>>>>HA! [at] HA! All I really wanted was to stay in bed longer. I don't even
>>>>have a girlfriend! HA!
>>>>
>>>>And now this: a fucking car accident. And that's enough for a WHOLE
>>>>WEEK. What an outrage. I worked out an elaborate idea in my head
>>>>involving a secret trip to the "Planned Parenthood" clinic, and I
>>>>could have just said I had a car wreck and I'm in the fucking
>>>>hospital??? I'll bet when she comes back in next week, her car will
>>>>have been to the body shop already and is fully repaired (so well that
>>>>they even put the same scratches back in the same spots, right?).
>>>>Well, if that's all it takes, I'm just going to say I've got Cancer or
>>>>something next time. What a fucking outrage. Fuck all of you.
>>>>Goodnight.
>>>
>>> why do i now have visions of gerbils dancing in my head?
>>
>>I think Wavy could use some 'ludes, man.
>
>so could i.
What? What are you guys talking about?
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Fr, 13 Januar 2006 02:08 |
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Jeez, wavy. You are on a rant. speaking of pathetic excuses for getting
out of work, how about the bitch that said she could not come in because
she had an ingrown nose hair?
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Fr, 13 Januar 2006 04:24 |
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The news had come out in the First World War: The bloody Red Baron was
flying wonce more. The Allied Command ignored all of its men, and
called on "Oglesby Elric Hergescheimer" to do it again!
>Jeez, wavy. You are on a rant. speaking of pathetic excuses for getting
>out of work, how about the bitch that said she could not come in because
>she had an ingrown nose hair?
I don't know who you're talking about. Does she work in Accounting?
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On Thu, 12 Jan 2006 16:53:46 -0500, Wavy G <RaisedByElves [at] Northpole.gov>
wrote:
>This woman got a week off work because she called in and said she had
>a car accident. Can you believe this? What an OUTRAGE. A car
>accident??? Are you kidding me? It's not even a good story, for
>crying out loud. Let's think this through: you got in a
>"fender-bender" on the way home and ended up in the hospital, so you
>call in to work right away, and you already know that you'll be back
>in a week? That's pretty good that you can diagnose yourself so soon.
>Perhaps you should quit your job as file clerk and become the world's
>first psychic physician.
And your point is?
Which woman are you talking about?
--
Steve Hayes from Tshwane, South Africa
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/7734/stevesig.htm
E-mail - see web page, or parse: shayes at dunelm full stop org full stop uk
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| Re: Some People Are Not Very Good at Lying, and it Doesn't Seem to Matter. An Essay by Wavy G. [message #199669 ] |
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The news had come out in the First World War: The bloody Red Baron was
flying wonce more. The Allied Command ignored all of its men, and
called on "Steve Hayes" to do it again!
>On Thu, 12 Jan 2006 16:53:46 -0500, Wavy G <RaisedByElves [at] Northpole.gov>
>wrote:
>
>>This woman got a week off work because she called in and said she had
>>a car accident. Can you believe this? What an OUTRAGE. A car
>>accident??? Are you kidding me? It's not even a good story, for
>>crying out loud. Let's think this through: you got in a
>>"fender-bender" on the way home and ended up in the hospital, so you
>>call in to work right away, and you already know that you'll be back
>>in a week? That's pretty good that you can diagnose yourself so soon.
>>Perhaps you should quit your job as file clerk and become the world's
>>first psychic physician.
>
>And your point is?
>
>Which woman are you talking about?
This woman at work. I think she works in Accounting. "Sandy," or
"Cindy," maybe. I don't know how to describe her to you; I get them
all confused. Any way, she got off for a whole week because she had a
"car accident." Yeah right. A little impromptu vacation, perhaps?
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Fr, 13 Januar 2006 06:14 |
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On Thu, 12 Jan 2006 18:51:49 -0500, Wavy G wrote:
> The news had come out in the First World War: The bloody Red Baron was
> flying wonce more. The Allied Command ignored all of its men, and
> called on "dave hillstrom" to do it again!
>
>>On Thu, 12 Jan 2006 17:46:13 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99 [at] hotmail.com> spewed
>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>
>>>On Thu, 12 Jan 2006 17:33:51 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Thu, 12 Jan 2006 16:53:46 -0500, Wavy G <RaisedByElves [at] Northpole.gov>
>>>> spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>
>>>>>This woman got a week off work because she called in and said she had
>>>>>a car accident. Can you believe this? What an OUTRAGE. A car
>>>>>accident??? Are you kidding me? It's not even a good story, for
>>>>>crying out loud. Let's think this through: you got in a
>>>>>"fender-bender" on the way home and ended up in the hospital, so you
>>>>>call in to work right away, and you already know that you'll be back
>>>>>in a week? That's pretty good that you can diagnose yourself so soon.
>>>>>Perhaps you should quit your job as file clerk and become the world's
>>>>>first psychic physician.
>>>>>
>>>>>How can this be? How the hell can office managers sleep at night
>>>>>knowing that they've let their employees turn the workplace into a den
>>>>>of lies? Don't people question you when you say something that sounds
>>>>>suspicious? I know I would. I guess that's why when I have to lie to
>>>>>get off work, I take the more subtle approach. I think my story
>>>>>through, and try to come up with really elaborate back stories, and
>>>>>even devise little bits of faux evidence here and there, you know,
>>>>>just in case I'm ever "called out" on it.
>>>>>
>>>>>Like this won time when I called in, I told my lady boss that I had a
>>>>>"bit of an emergency" and I wouldn't be able to come in. I just left
>>>>>it at that. When she asked me about it, (see, I was counting on
>>>>>this!), she expressed concern, but I could sense that she was also
>>>>>"fishing" for details, or rather, lack thereof. I said, "Well, I have
>>>>>to take my friend to the doctor because she doesn't have a car, and we
>>>>>have to do it today." Now see, you're probly saying to yourself,
>>>>>"What? That doesn't sound like much of a story." Well, that's the
>>>>>key, you see: subtlety. I don't give away all the details, making it
>>>>>seem like I *don't* want to tell them everything.
>>>>>
>>>>>You see, the way I worded everything, and the way I compose my story
>>>>>in "tiers," if you will, leaves it open for speculation, but it also
>>>>>leaves them to assume that it must be true (bad liars give themselves
>>>>>away because they always give great excuses up front). At this point,
>>>>>won of too things will happen: my lady boss will inquire further, or
>>>>>she will get the "gist" that something potentially controversial--and
>>>>>perhaps embarrassing--has happened, and she'll spend the rest of the
>>>>>day speculating as to what it was. Won thing she will NOT do,
>>>>>however, is assume that it's untrue. And she didn't.
>>>>>
>>>>>So my idea worked. And boy was I proud! My little controversial
>>>>>story (which, by the way, I never did have to reveal! TEE!) was going
>>>>>to be that after a night of heavy drinking I had had unprotected sex
>>>>>and realised the next morning that my girlfriend could potentially
>>>>>have gotten pregnant, and we had to go to the clinic to get the
>>>>>"Morning After" pill. What little information I did give left my lady
>>>>>boss wondering all day about this "emergency" involving this "female
>>>>>friend of his." "Friends don't have to take friends to the doctor..."
>>>>>HA! [at] HA! All I really wanted was to stay in bed longer. I don't even
>>>>>have a girlfriend! HA!
>>>>>
>>>>>And now this: a fucking car accident. And that's enough for a WHOLE
>>>>>WEEK. What an outrage. I worked out an elaborate idea in my head
>>>>>involving a secret trip to the "Planned Parenthood" clinic, and I
>>>>>could have just said I had a car wreck and I'm in the fucking
>>>>>hospital??? I'll bet when she comes back in next week, her car will
>>>>>have been to the body shop already and is fully repaired (so well that
>>>>>they even put the same scratches back in the same spots, right?).
>>>>>Well, if that's all it takes, I'm just going to say I've got Cancer or
>>>>>something next time. What a fucking outrage. Fuck all of you.
>>>>>Goodnight.
>>>>
>>>> why do i now have visions of gerbils dancing in my head?
>>>
>>>I think Wavy could use some 'ludes, man.
>>
>>so could i.
>
> What? What are you guys talking about?
Nothing.
<scurries away from cooler>
--
tinmimus99 [at] hotmail.com
smeeter 11 or maybe 12
mp 10
mhm 29x13
You want a job and a lizard to ride?
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| Re: Some People Are Not Very Good at Lying, and it Doesn't Seem to Matter. An Essay by Wavy G. [message #199671 ] |
Fr, 13 Januar 2006 06:09 |
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Christ.. are you just the dumbest wanker on the planet or something?
She was in a car accident.. Maybe she got rearended and has backpain, and
her doctor told her to take a week off of sitting in a chair in an office so
that she wouldn't aggravate it. Maybe she twisted her ankle in the collision
and needs to stay off her feet for a week. The point is, you don't have a
fucking clue what the actual situation is.
And to get a day off work, you'd go to the trouble of making up not only an
excuse, but a pathetic back-story for your excuse? Give me a break! You must
be the biggest joke in your office.
You want a day off, do what everyone else does-- either book it off in
advance, or call in and take a personal day. Or if you're so pathetic that
you have to call in sick, don't waste everyone else's time with your lame
ass stories. You call in, tell them you have a miserable cold and couldn't
sleep the night before, and won't be in. A) No one wants you to be around
them when you have a miserable cold. B) Your boss will know you'll be of no
use having had no sleep the night before. C) It's so common an ailment, no
one will question it. If they DO question it and want a sick note, you go
down to the clinic, and get the fucking note from the hack doctor in the
clinic on that day. If you have to pay $10 or $20 for the note, then so be
it-- you're the one who wanted the day off.
Judging from the sounds of it, you should take a whole MONTH of stress leave
and chill out man, you have some serious anxiety issues to work out.
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Fr, 13 Januar 2006 06:35 |
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On Thu, 12 Jan 2006 22:44:41 -0500, Wavy G <RaisedByElves [at] Northpole.gov>
wrote:
>The news had come out in the First World War: The bloody Red Baron was
>flying wonce more. The Allied Command ignored all of its men, and
>called on "Steve Hayes" to do it again!
>
>>On Thu, 12 Jan 2006 16:53:46 -0500, Wavy G <RaisedByElves [at] Northpole.gov>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>This woman got a week off work because she called in and said she had
>>>a car accident. Can you believe this? What an OUTRAGE. A car
>>>accident??? Are you kidding me? It's not even a good story, for
>>>crying out loud. Let's think this through: you got in a
>>>"fender-bender" on the way home and ended up in the hospital, so you
>>>call in to work right away, and you already know that you'll be back
>>>in a week? That's pretty good that you can diagnose yourself so soon.
>>>Perhaps you should quit your job as file clerk and become the world's
>>>first psychic physician.
>>
>>And your point is?
>>
>>Which woman are you talking about?
>
>This woman at work. I think she works in Accounting. "Sandy," or
>"Cindy," maybe. I don't know how to describe her to you; I get them
>all confused. Any way, she got off for a whole week because she had a
>"car accident." Yeah right. A little impromptu vacation, perhaps?
So what's it got to do with English usage?
--
Steve Hayes from Tshwane, South Africa
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/7734/stevesig.htm
E-mail - see web page, or parse: shayes at dunelm full stop org full stop uk
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| Re: Some People Are Not Very Good at Lying, and it Doesn't Seem to Matter. An Essay by Wavy G. [message #199673 ] |
Fr, 13 Januar 2006 08:25 |
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On Fri, 13 Jan 2006 00:14:12 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99 [at] hotmail.com> wrote:
>On Thu, 12 Jan 2006 18:51:49 -0500, Wavy G wrote:
>> What? What are you guys talking about?
>
>Nothing.
So take it and go.
--
Terms and conditions apply.
Steve Hayes
hayesstw [at] yahoo.com
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Fr, 13 Januar 2006 08:27 |
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On Fri, 13 Jan 2006 00:09:29 -0500, "No1ButU" <no1butu [at] sympatico.ca> wrote:
>Christ.. are you just the dumbest wanker on the planet or something?
You're running neck and neck. All bets are off.
--
Terms and conditions apply.
Steve Hayes
hayesstw [at] yahoo.com
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| Re: Some People Are Not Very Good at Lying, and it Doesn't Seem to Matter. An Essay by Wavy G. [message #199675 ] |
Fr, 13 Januar 2006 09:10 |
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The news had come out in the First World War: The bloody Red Baron was
flying wonce more. The Allied Command ignored all of its men, and
called on "No1ButU" to do it again!
>Christ.. are you just the dumbest wanker on the planet or something?
>
>She was in a car accident.. Maybe she got rearended and has backpain, and
>her doctor told her to take a week off of sitting in a chair in an office so
>that she wouldn't aggravate it. Maybe she twisted her ankle in the collision
>and needs to stay off her feet for a week. The point is, you don't have a
>fucking clue what the actual situation is.
You're taking the stance that the whimsical "car accident" story is
true. I'm sorry to dispute you, but I, however, I know better.
We'll see Monday, when she comes back. I'd like to see her "evidence"
of being in a serious accident, but I'm not holding my hopes too high.
I's unfortuneate that you're such a naysayer, and you cannot see the
truth, but your disagreement with me only proves my theory that people
can lie and get away with it and it doesn't matter, because any idiot
will believe them.
>And to get a day off work, you'd go to the trouble of making up not only an
>excuse, but a pathetic back-story for your excuse? Give me a break! You must
>be the biggest joke in your office.
Yeah, it's called "thinking through"; a concept with which your post
indicates you are unfamiliar.
I apologize for coming off so "gruff," but, at this point,
pleasantries seem to be a "waste of time." I would suggest you seek
psychiatric help for your condition, but I'm afraid that would only
induce further negative comments from you.
>You want a day off, do what everyone else does-- either book it off in
>advance, or call in and take a personal day. Or if you're so pathetic that
>you have to call in sick, don't waste everyone else's time with your lame
>ass stories. You call in, tell them you have a miserable cold and couldn't
>sleep the night before, and won't be in. A) No one wants you to be around
>them when you have a miserable cold. B) Your boss will know you'll be of no
>use having had no sleep the night before. C) It's so common an ailment, no
>one will question it. If they DO question it and want a sick note, you go
>down to the clinic, and get the fucking note from the hack doctor in the
>clinic on that day. If you have to pay $10 or $20 for the note, then so be
>it-- you're the one who wanted the day off.
Yeah, because a certified physician would sign a false document saying
that I was sick was I was not. The fact of the matter is, I developed
an intricate story regarding my leave of absence, and my "superiors"
were unable to find a hole in it. The girl in question, however,
developed an easy excuse, which, in their eyes, was just as
acceptable. Herein lies the problem.
>Judging from the sounds of it, you should take a whole MONTH of stress leave
>and chill out man, you have some serious anxiety issues to work out.
Thanks, but I would have trouble coming up with a decent excuse for
such a lengthy leave...or perhaps I wouldn't, lol? Good evening.
Love,
Wavy G.
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Fr, 13 Januar 2006 13:34 |
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"Wavy G" <RaisedByElves [at] Northpole.gov> wrote in message
news:scmes1d9uhfrdvkgp578i0aggbv0lkfrto [at] 4ax.com...
SNIP
Thanks, but I would have trouble coming up with a decent excuse for
> such a lengthy leave...or perhaps I wouldn't, lol? Good evening.
>
> Love,
> Wavy G.
Is it making you mad because she gets away with it, or that you lack the
courage to do the same?
Or maybe you wish you had thought of it?
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Fr, 13 Januar 2006 14:24 |
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"dave hillstrom" <DaVe [at] MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
news:dq6lfu$e66$68 [at] blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> On Thu, 12 Jan 2006 16:53:46 -0500, Wavy G <RaisedByElves [at] Northpole.gov>
> spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>
> >This woman got a week off work because she called in and said she had
> >a car accident. Can you believe this? What an OUTRAGE. A car
> >accident??? Are you kidding me? It's not even a good story, for
> >crying out loud. Let's think this through: you got in a
> >"fender-bender" on the way home and ended up in the hospital, so you
> >call in to work right away, and you already know that you'll be back
> >in a week? That's pretty good that you can diagnose yourself so soon.
> >Perhaps you should quit your job as file clerk and become the world's
> >first psychic physician.
> >
> >How can this be? How the hell can office managers sleep at night
> >knowing that they've let their employees turn the workplace into a den
> >of lies? Don't people question you when you say something that sounds
> >suspicious? I know I would. I guess that's why when I have to lie to
> >get off work, I take the more subtle approach. I think my story
> >through, and try to come up with really elaborate back stories, and
> >even devise little bits of faux evidence here and there, you know,
> >just in case I'm ever "called out" on it.
> >
> >Like this won time when I called in, I told my lady boss that I had a
> >"bit of an emergency" and I wouldn't be able to come in. I just left
> >it at that. When she asked me about it, (see, I was counting on
> >this!), she expressed concern, but I could sense that she was also
> >"fishing" for details, or rather, lack thereof. I said, "Well, I have
> >to take my friend to the doctor because she doesn't have a car, and we
> >have to do it today." Now see, you're probly saying to yourself,
> >"What? That doesn't sound like much of a story." Well, that's the
> >key, you see: subtlety. I don't give away all the details, making it
> >seem like I *don't* want to tell them everything.
> >
> >You see, the way I worded everything, and the way I compose my story
> >in "tiers," if you will, leaves it open for speculation, but it also
> >leaves them to assume that it must be true (bad liars give themselves
> >away because they always give great excuses up front). At this point,
> >won of too things will happen: my lady boss will inquire further, or
> >she will get the "gist" that something potentially controversial--and
> >perhaps embarrassing--has happened, and she'll spend the rest of the
> >day speculating as to what it was. Won thing she will NOT do,
> >however, is assume that it's untrue. And she didn't.
> >
> >So my idea worked. And boy was I proud! My little controversial
> >story (which, by the way, I never did have to reveal! TEE!) was going
> >to be that after a night of heavy drinking I had had unprotected sex
> >and realised the next morning that my girlfriend could potentially
> >have gotten pregnant, and we had to go to the clinic to get the
> >"Morning After" pill. What little information I did give left my lady
> >boss wondering all day about this "emergency" involving this "female
> >friend of his." "Friends don't have to take friends to the doctor..."
> >HA! [at] HA! All I really wanted was to stay in bed longer. I don't even
> >have a girlfriend! HA!
> >
> >And now this: a fucking car accident. And that's enough for a WHOLE
> >WEEK. What an outrage. I worked out an elaborate idea in my head
> >involving a secret trip to the "Planned Parenthood" clinic, and I
> >could have just said I had a car wreck and I'm in the fucking
> >hospital??? I'll bet when she comes back in next week, her car will
> >have been to the body shop already and is fully repaired (so well that
> >they even put the same scratches back in the same spots, right?).
> >Well, if that's all it takes, I'm just going to say I've got Cancer or
> >something next time. What a fucking outrage. Fuck all of you.
> >Goodnight.
> >
> >Wavy G
>
> why do i now have visions of gerbils dancing in my head?
Fetish?
Shaun aRe
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| Re: Some People Are Not Very Good at Lying, and it Doesn't Seem to Matter. An Essay by Wavy G. [message #199678 ] |
Fr, 13 Januar 2006 15:16 |
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Wavy G wrote:
>I don't even have a girlfriend! HA!
And somehow no one is surprised by this.
Hold up, isn't Flipper M your g/f?
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Fr, 13 Januar 2006 18:11 |
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SCRUFF wrote:
> "Wavy G" <RaisedByElves [at] Northpole.gov> wrote in message
> news:scmes1d9uhfrdvkgp578i0aggbv0lkfrto [at] 4ax.com...
>
> SNIP
>
>
> Thanks, but I would have trouble coming up with a decent excuse for
> > such a lengthy leave...or perhaps I wouldn't, lol? Good evening.
> >
> > Love,
> > Wavy G.
>
> Is it making you mad because she gets away with it, or that you lack the
> courage to do the same?
> Or maybe you wish you had thought of it?
At a certain point, you have to tell the truth to cut the crap.
And it doesn't seem as if we're making any progress here.
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Fr, 13 Januar 2006 19:00 |
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The news had come out in the First World War: The bloody Red Baron was
flying wonce more. The Allied Command ignored all of its men, and
called on "variousvenues [at] yahoo.com" to do it again!
>SCRUFF wrote:
>> "Wavy G" <RaisedByElves [at] Northpole.gov> wrote in message
>> news:scmes1d9uhfrdvkgp578i0aggbv0lkfrto [at] 4ax.com...
>>
>> SNIP
>>
>>
>> Thanks, but I would have trouble coming up with a decent excuse for
>> > such a lengthy leave...or perhaps I wouldn't, lol? Good evening.
>> >
>> > Love,
>> > Wavy G.
>>
>> Is it making you mad because she gets away with it, or that you lack the
>> courage to do the same?
>> Or maybe you wish you had thought of it?
>
>At a certain point, you have to tell the truth to cut the crap.
>
>And it doesn't seem as if we're making any progress here.
Exactly. You would think in this day and age, people would be smarter
than that, but apparently people are not. It makes me mad ("mad" is a
little harsh; let's say it "fans my hide") that I go to great lengths
to devise well thought-out stories and schemes because I feel it is
necessary to make people believe me, and then the rest of you morons
tell blatant lies with no effort at all, and the outcome is the same.
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Fr, 13 Januar 2006 19:26 |
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The news had come out in the First World War: The bloody Red Baron was
flying wonce more. The Allied Command ignored all of its men, and
called on "Mike" to do it again!
>Wavy G wrote:
>
>>I don't even have a girlfriend! HA!
>
>And somehow no one is surprised by this.
>
>Hold up, isn't Flipper M your g/f?
Well, my lady boss, for won, would certainly be suprised if she ever
found out this story was untrue, so that's a hole in your theory right
there, tough guy. So, did you have anything legitimate to contribute
to the discussion, or did you just want to cause trouble?
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Fr, 13 Januar 2006 19:28 |
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>So, did you have anything legitimate to contribute
to the discussion, or did you just want to cause trouble?
The latter.
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Fr, 13 Januar 2006 20:04 |
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The news had come out in the First World War: The bloody Red Baron was
flying wonce more. The Allied Command ignored all of its men, and
called on "Mike" to do it again!
>>So, did you have anything legitimate to contribute
>to the discussion, or did you just want to cause trouble?
>
>The latter.
Well, thanks to President George W. Bush, I won't have to worry about
you any more. Ha ha, nice knowing you...
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Fr, 13 Januar 2006 20:18 |
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"Wavy G" <RaisedByElves [at] Northpole.gov> wrote in message
news:7aqfs1peo0t5p6ea2vo44tpi1795bsru22 [at] 4ax.com...
> The news had come out in the First World War: The bloody Red Baron was
> flying wonce more. The Allied Command ignored all of its men, and
> called on "variousvenues [at] yahoo.com" to do it again!
>
> >SCRUFF wrote:
> >> "Wavy G" <RaisedByElves [at] Northpole.gov> wrote in message
> >> news:scmes1d9uhfrdvkgp578i0aggbv0lkfrto [at] 4ax.com...
> >>
> >> SNIP
> >>
> >>
> >> Thanks, but I would have trouble coming up with a decent excuse for
> >> > such a lengthy leave...or perhaps I wouldn't, lol? Good evening.
> >> >
> >> > Love,
> >> > Wavy G.
> >>
> >> Is it making you mad because she gets away with it, or that you lack
the
> >> courage to do the same?
> >> Or maybe you wish you had thought of it?
> >
> >At a certain point, you have to tell the truth to cut the crap.
> >
> >And it doesn't seem as if we're making any progress here.
>
> Exactly. You would think in this day and age, people would be smarter
> than that, but apparently people are not. It makes me mad ("mad" is a
> little harsh; let's say it "fans my hide") that I go to great lengths
> to devise well thought-out stories and schemes because I feel it is
> necessary to make people believe me, and then the rest of you morons
> tell blatant lies with no effort at all, and the outcome is the same.
Believe me, a woman can make a lot better excuses than the one she used.
And, the are unarguable.
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| Re: Some People Are Not Very Good at Lying, and it Doesn't Seem to Matter. An Essay by Wavy G. [message #202306 ] |
Fr, 13 Januar 2006 20:38 |
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The news had come out in the First World War: The bloody Red Baron was
flying wonce more. The Allied Command ignored all of its men, and
called on "SCRUFF" to do it again!
>
>"Wavy G" <RaisedByElves [at] Northpole.gov> wrote in message
>news:7aqfs1peo0t5p6ea2vo44tpi1795bsru22 [at] 4ax.com...
>> The news had come out in the First World War: The bloody Red Baron was
>> flying wonce more. The Allied Command ignored all of its men, and
>> called on "variousvenues [at] yahoo.com" to do it again!
>>
>> >SCRUFF wrote:
>> >> "Wavy G" <RaisedByElves [at] Northpole.gov> wrote in message
>> >> news:scmes1d9uhfrdvkgp578i0aggbv0lkfrto [at] 4ax.com...
>> >>
>> >> SNIP
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> Thanks, but I would have trouble coming up with a decent excuse for
>> >> > such a lengthy leave...or perhaps I wouldn't, lol? Good evening.
>> >> >
>> >> > Love,
>> >> > Wavy G.
>> >>
>> >> Is it making you mad because she gets away with it, or that you lack
>the
>> >> courage to do the same?
>> >> Or maybe you wish you had thought of it?
>> >
>> >At a certain point, you have to tell the truth to cut the crap.
>> >
>> >And it doesn't seem as if we're making any progress here.
>>
>> Exactly. You would think in this day and age, people would be smarter
>> than that, but apparently people are not. It makes me mad ("mad" is a
>> little harsh; let's say it "fans my hide") that I go to great lengths
>> to devise well thought-out stories and schemes because I feel it is
>> necessary to make people believe me, and then the rest of you morons
>> tell blatant lies with no effort at all, and the outcome is the same.
>
>Believe me, a woman can make a lot better excuses than the one she used.
>And, the are unarguable.
What, you mean like, "women problems"? "Oh, I just can't come in
today. I've got the vapours. Ohhh."
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| Re: Some People Are Not Very Good at Lying, and it Doesn't Seem to Matter. An Essay by Wavy G. [message #202307 ] |
Fr, 13 Januar 2006 20:57 |
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"Wavy G" <RaisedByElves [at] Northpole.gov> wrote in message
news:1a0gs1t8fb3fq89d00g3pb38vrtg7009bi [at] 4ax.com...
> The news had come out in the First World War: The bloody Red Baron was
> flying wonce more. The Allied Command ignored all of its men, and
> called on "SCRUFF" to do it again!
>
> >
> >"Wavy G" <RaisedByElves [at] Northpole.gov> wrote in message
> >news:7aqfs1peo0t5p6ea2vo44tpi1795bsru22 [at] 4ax.com...
> >> The news had come out in the First World War: The bloody Red Baron was
> >> flying wonce more. The Allied Command ignored all of its men, and
> >> called on "variousvenues [at] yahoo.com" to do it again!
> >>
> >> >SCRUFF wrote:
> >> >> "Wavy G" <RaisedByElves [at] Northpole.gov> wrote in message
> >> >> news:scmes1d9uhfrdvkgp578i0aggbv0lkfrto [at] 4ax.com...
> >> >>
> >> >> SNIP
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> Thanks, but I would have trouble coming up with a decent excuse for
> >> >> > such a lengthy leave...or perhaps I wouldn't, lol? Good evening.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Love,
> >> >> > Wavy G.
> >> >>
> >> >> Is it making you mad because she gets away with it, or that you lack
> >the
> >> >> courage to do the same?
> >> >> Or maybe you wish you had thought of it?
> >> >
> >> >At a certain point, you have to tell the truth to cut the crap.
> >> >
> >> >And it doesn't seem as if we're making any progress here.
> >>
> >> Exactly. You would think in this day and age, people would be smarter
> >> than that, but apparently people are not. It makes me mad ("mad" is a
> >> little harsh; let's say it "fans my hide") that I go to great lengths
> >> to devise well thought-out stories and schemes because I feel it is
> >> necessary to make people believe me, and then the rest of you morons
> >> tell blatant lies with no effort at all, and the outcome is the same.
> >
> >Believe me, a woman can make a lot better excuses than the one she used.
> >And, the are unarguable.
>
> What, you mean like, "women problems"? "Oh, I just can't come in
> today. I've got the vapours. Ohhh."
It's unarguable and unsuitable!
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| Re: Some People Are Not Very Good at Lying, and it Doesn't Seem to Matter. An Essay by Wavy G. [message #202312 ] |
Sa, 14 Januar 2006 00:28 |
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SCRUFF wrote:
> "Wavy G" <RaisedByElves [at] Northpole.gov> wrote in message
> news:1a0gs1t8fb3fq89d00g3pb38vrtg7009bi [at] 4ax.com...
> > The news had come out in the First World War: The bloody Red Baron was
> > flying wonce more. The Allied Command ignored all of its men, and
> > called on "SCRUFF" to do it again!
> >
> > >
> > >"Wavy G" <RaisedByElves [at] Northpole.gov> wrote in message
> > >news:7aqfs1peo0t5p6ea2vo44tpi1795bsru22 [at] 4ax.com...
> > >> The news had come out in the First World War: The bloody Red Baron was
> > >> flying wonce more. The Allied Command ignored all of its men, and
> > >> called on "variousvenues [at] yahoo.com" to do it again!
> > >>
> > >> >SCRUFF wrote:
> > >> >> "Wavy G" <RaisedByElves [at] Northpole.gov> wrote in message
> > >> >> news:scmes1d9uhfrdvkgp578i0aggbv0lkfrto [at] 4ax.com...
> > >> >>
> > >> >> SNIP
> > >> >>
> > >> >>
> > >> >> Thanks, but I would have trouble coming up with a decent excuse for
> > >> >> > such a lengthy leave...or perhaps I wouldn't, lol? Good evening.
> > >> >> >
> > >> >> > Love,
> > >> >> > Wavy G.
> > >> >>
> > >> >> Is it making you mad because she gets away with it, or that you lack
> > >the
> > >> >> courage to do the same?
> > >> >> Or maybe you wish you had thought of it?
> > >> >
> > >> >At a certain point, you have to tell the truth to cut the crap.
> > >> >
> > >> >And it doesn't seem as if we're making any progress here.
> > >>
> > >> Exactly. You would think in this day and age, people would be smarter
> > >> than that, but apparently people are not. It makes me mad ("mad" is a
> > >> little harsh; let's say it "fans my hide") that I go to great lengths
> > >> to devise well thought-out stories and schemes because I feel it is
> > >> necessary to make people believe me, and then the rest of you morons
> > >> tell blatant lies with no effort at all, and the outcome is the same.
> > >
> > >Believe me, a woman can make a lot better excuses than the one she used.
> > >And, the are unarguable.
> >
> > What, you mean like, "women problems"? "Oh, I just can't come in
> > today. I've got the vapours. Ohhh."
>
> It's unarguable and unsuitable!
I think he's just jealous. A woman could think up a half-dozen more or
less real excuses to take the day off, and ... he had to spend all day
yesterday in the office thinking up the lame-ass "back story" so that
he could take today off. And then it rained.
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| Re: Some People Are Not Very Good at Lying, and it Doesn't Seem to Matter. An Essay by Wavy G. [message #202314 ] |
Sa, 14 Januar 2006 02:12 |
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The news had come out in the First World War: The bloody Red Baron was
flying wonce more. The Allied Command ignored all of its men, and
called on "Blue Hornet" to do it again!
>
>SCRUFF wrote:
>> "Wavy G" <RaisedByElves [at] Northpole.gov> wrote in message
>> news:1a0gs1t8fb3fq89d00g3pb38vrtg7009bi [at] 4ax.com...
>> > The news had come out in the First World War: The bloody Red Baron was
>> > flying wonce more. The Allied Command ignored all of its men, and
>> > called on "SCRUFF" to do it again!
>> >
>> > >
>> > >"Wavy G" <RaisedByElves [at] Northpole.gov> wrote in message
>> > >news:7aqfs1peo0t5p6ea2vo44tpi1795bsru22 [at] 4ax.com...
>> > >> The news had come out in the First World War: The bloody Red Baron was
>> > >> flying wonce more. The Allied Command ignored all of its men, and
>> > >> called on "variousvenues [at] yahoo.com" to do it again!
>> > >>
>> > >> >SCRUFF wrote:
>> > >> >> "Wavy G" <RaisedByElves [at] Northpole.gov> wrote in message
>> > >> >> news:scmes1d9uhfrdvkgp578i0aggbv0lkfrto [at] 4ax.com...
>> > >> >>
>> > >> >> SNIP
>> > >> >>
>> > >> >>
>> > >> >> Thanks, but I would have trouble coming up with a decent excuse for
>> > >> >> > such a lengthy leave...or perhaps I wouldn't, lol? Good evening.
>> > >> >> >
>> > >> >> > Love,
>> > >> >> > Wavy G.
>> > >> >>
>> > >> >> Is it making you mad because she gets away with it, or that you lack
>> > >the
>> > >> >> courage to do the same?
>> > >> >> Or maybe you wish you had thought of it?
>> > >> >
>> > >> >At a certain point, you have to tell the truth to cut the crap.
>> > >> >
>> > >> >And it doesn't seem as if we're making any progress here.
>> > >>
>> > >> Exactly. You would think in this day and age, people would be smarter
>> > >> than that, but apparently people are not. It makes me mad ("mad" is a
>> > >> little harsh; let's say it "fans my hide") that I go to great lengths
>> > >> to devise well thought-out stories and schemes because I feel it is
>> > >> necessary to make people believe me, and then the rest of you morons
>> > >> tell blatant lies with no effort at all, and the outcome is the same.
>> > >
>> > >Believe me, a woman can make a lot better excuses than the one she used.
>> > >And, the are unarguable.
>> >
>> > What, you mean like, "women problems"? "Oh, I just can't come in
>> > today. I've got the vapours. Ohhh."
>>
>> It's unarguable and unsuitable!
>
>
>I think he's just jealous. A woman could think up a half-dozen more or
>less real excuses to take the day off, and ... he had to spend all day
>yesterday in the office thinking up the lame-ass "back story" so that
>he could take today off. And then it rained.
Right, like I would be jealous of somebody who doesn't even have a
penis.
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| Re: Some People Are Not Very Good at Lying, and it Doesn't Seem to Matter. An Essay by Wavy G. [message #202315 ] |
Sa, 14 Januar 2006 02:14 |
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"SCRUFF" <GET [at] GRIP> wrote in message
news:bf079$43c805e3$422ab54c$15741 [at] FUSE.NET...
>
> "Wavy G" <RaisedByElves [at] Northpole.gov> wrote in message
> news:1a0gs1t8fb3fq89d00g3pb38vrtg7009bi [at] 4ax.com...
> > The news had come out in the First World War: The bloody Red Baron was
> > flying wonce more. The Allied Command ignored all of its men, and
> > called on "SCRUFF" to do it again!
> >
> > >
> > >"Wavy G" <RaisedByElves [at] Northpole.gov> wrote in message
> > >news:7aqfs1peo0t5p6ea2vo44tpi1795bsru22 [at] 4ax.com...
> > >> The news had come out in the First World War: The bloody Red Baron
was
> > >> flying wonce more. The Allied Command ignored all of its men, and
> > >> called on "variousvenues [at] yahoo.com" to do it again!
> > >>
> > >> >SCRUFF wrote:
> > >> >> "Wavy G" <RaisedByElves [at] Northpole.gov> wrote in message
> > >> >> news:scmes1d9uhfrdvkgp578i0aggbv0lkfrto [at] 4ax.com...
> > >> >>
> > >> >> SNIP
> > >> >>
> > >> >>
> > >> >> Thanks, but I would have trouble coming up with a decent excuse
for
> > >> >> > such a lengthy leave...or perhaps I wouldn't, lol? Good
evening.
> > >> >> >
> > >> >> > Love,
> > >> >> > Wavy G.
> > >> >>
> > >> >> Is it making you mad because she gets away with it, or that you
lack
> > >the
> > >> >> courage to do the same?
> > >> >> Or maybe you wish you had thought of it?
> > >> >
> > >> >At a certain point, you have to tell the truth to cut the crap.
> > >> >
> > >> >And it doesn't seem as if we're making any progress here.
> > >>
> > >> Exactly. You would think in this day and age, people would be
smarter
> > >> than that, but apparently people are not. It makes me mad ("mad" is
a
> > >> little harsh; let's say it "fans my hide") that I go to great lengths
> > >> to devise well thought-out stories and schemes because I feel it is
> > >> necessary to make people believe me, and then the rest of you morons
> > >> tell blatant lies with no effort at all, and the outcome is the same.
> > >
> > >Believe me, a woman can make a lot better excuses than the one she
used.
> > >And, the are unarguable.
> >
> > What, you mean like, "women problems"? "Oh, I just can't come in
> > today. I've got the vapours. Ohhh."
>
> It's unarguable and unsuitable!
WOW, Someone posing as me! What an honor!
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