| 01/08/05 Piso Mojado! Best Joke In A Long Time [message #197527] |
Mo, 09 Januar 2006 02:52 |
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The couch gag. Another one for the ages.
2006, 2007 - normal
2008 - Homer dead, Marge mourning.
2009 - Marge married to Lenny.
2010 - Lenny married to Carl.
2011 - Marge back, married to Jimbo.
2012 - Marge married to robot Homer.
2013 - Entire family robots.
The smoke damage outlet store had "Smokin'" Joe Frazier, the former
heavyweight champ and 1964 Olympic Gold medallist, in their ad.
Johnny Cash sang his ring of fire song, referring to the tire fire.
'M' could have been James Bond's boss.
"Yeah, but that also works with the dog's butt."
"The only tummy ache is in my head."
Homer is reading books such as "Springfield Lifeguards of the 20th
Century". There is also a book for "Night Watchman", and "Fry Cooks".
The boat is called "The Son I Never Knew".
The local cable access channel has "The Bully Corner", a spoof of
Wayne's World.
The Emeralds of Piso Mojado. The best joke I have seen in a long,
long, time. Anywhere! I am laughing now. Tears are in my eyes, I am
telling you. I looked in my college Spanish book (they made us take
electives at Georgia Tech), and I saw that "mojado" is "floor". I had
seen the term "Piso Mojado" so many times! But where? WHERE? When
custodians put out signs for "Wet Floor", one side of the sign says
"Piso Mojado". The word "piso" was not in my old Spanish book, so I
had to look on the web.
Among the tests Abe will take are Vinny Testaverde, Ferrari Testarossa,
and Tester's airplane glue.
"Poop and your fist", says Abe. "I can do both", says Marion
Fairbanks.
Horatio Homewrecker is Abe's name for Marion.
The people on the heart transplant list, in order:
Mr. Burns
Jasper Beardley (another person with an obvious last name)
Old Jewish Man (will drop pants for food)
Jebediah Springfield IV
Another excellent episode.
Aaron Xpac3 Mvx3vm
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| Re: 01/08/05 Piso Mojado! Best Joke In A Long Time [message #197531 ] |
Mo, 09 Januar 2006 18:07 |
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aaronhirshberg [at] yahoo.com wrote:
> The Emeralds of Piso Mojado. The best joke I have seen in a long,
> long, time. Anywhere! I am laughing now. Tears are in my eyes, I am
> telling you. I looked in my college Spanish book (they made us take
> electives at Georgia Tech), and I saw that "mojado" is "floor". I had
> seen the term "Piso Mojado" so many times! But where? WHERE? When
> custodians put out signs for "Wet Floor", one side of the sign says
> "Piso Mojado". The word "piso" was not in my old Spanish book, so I
> had to look on the web.
> Aaron Xpac3 Mvx3vm
No offense, but throw your spanish book away... ;)
piso means apartment or floor and
mojado is derived from mojar - to wet sth
buenas noches
wise-guy Khlavkalash
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| Re: 01/08/05 Piso Mojado! Best Joke In A Long Time [message #197533 ] |
Mo, 09 Januar 2006 18:18 |
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I am left handed, and a little dyslexic. I saw "piso" was floor in the
book, and wrote down "mojado" as floor by mistake.
Aaron Xpac3 Mvx3vm
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| Re: 01/08/05 Piso Mojado! Best Joke In A Long Time [message #197535 ] |
Mo, 09 Januar 2006 19:48 |
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> The smoke damage outlet store had "Smokin'" Joe Frazier, the former
> heavyweight champ and 1964 Olympic Gold medallist, in their ad.
Wouldn't be the first time they've had Joe Frazier on the show. Remember he
was on "Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes", about a hundred years ago? For the
most part, this was a fairly good episode.
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