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Miscellaneous / Verschiedenes » alt.tv.simpsons » information on drug use
information on drug use [message #197482] Mi, 04 Januar 2006 08:57
wetraprock  
Beware of the trap that drugs lead to.

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0024/0024_01.asp

I've been a drug addict.
Re: information on drug use [message #197488 ] Mi, 04 Januar 2006 23:50
SparkoHeaps  
I read it, but not I'm not sure what the message is....the bad guy gets
the scholarship? If it's pro-christian, then why does Curt make-out
fine? Why are the benefits of "accepting Jesus" not described?

Oh. I get it. When you smoke a joint, make sure no one has sprinkled it
with PCP. Is that it?

That sure is a confusing tract. Was the person who wrote it on drugs?

I prefer Opios myself. They work wonders on Ralph Wiggum.
Re: information on drug use [message #197490 ] Do, 05 Januar 2006 01:12
R Flowers  
<SparkoHeaps [at] gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1136415011.634369.282480 [at] g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>I read it, but not I'm not sure what the message is....the bad guy gets
> the scholarship? If it's pro-christian, then why does Curt make-out
> fine? Why are the benefits of "accepting Jesus" not described?
>
> Oh. I get it. When you smoke a joint, make sure no one has sprinkled it
> with PCP. Is that it?
>
> That sure is a confusing tract. Was the person who wrote it on drugs?
>
I like it for the "inside peek" at Hell's corporate structure. "I want
results. NOW!" Could be anybody's boss. Sounds like some demon didn't use
the proper cover sheet for their TPS report!


--
--R Flowers
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--(It's sooooo boring without you!)
Re: information on drug use [message #197491 ] Do, 05 Januar 2006 18:46
aaronhirshberg  
I wonder if he's ever seen them fing.

Aaron Xpac3 Mvx3vm
Re: information on drug use [message #197494 ] Do, 05 Januar 2006 23:39
Khlavkalashguy  
<SparkoHeaps [at] gmail.com> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
news:1136415011.634369.282480 [at] g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>I read it, but not I'm not sure what the message is....the bad guy gets
> the scholarship? If it's pro-christian, then why does Curt make-out
> fine? Why are the benefits of "accepting Jesus" not described?
>
> Oh. I get it. When you smoke a joint, make sure no one has sprinkled it
> with PCP. Is that it?
>
> That sure is a confusing tract. Was the person who wrote it on drugs?
>
> I prefer Opios myself. They work wonders on Ralph Wiggum.
>
I guess the lesson I've learned is: Don't take drugs from strangers, grow
them
yourself ;)

Curt makes it because he testified. If you believe in Jebus, you can sin all
you want!

"I once owned the entire set but I sold them for opium. I wish I had them
back -
to sell for more opium!"

Greets
Khlavkalashguy
Re: information on drug use [message #197497 ] Fr, 06 Januar 2006 01:35
R Flowers  
"Khlavkalashguy" <thrasher0815 [at] gmx.at> wrote in message
news:57ad3$43bda00c$506cd490$15043 [at] news.chello.at...
> Curt makes it because he testified. If you believe in Jebus, you can sin
> all you want!
>
Exactly! You gotta go for the life of sin, followed by a presto-change-o
deathbed repentance.


--
--R Flowers
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--(It's sooooo boring without you!)
Re: information on drug use [message #197499 ] Fr, 06 Januar 2006 05:45
JohnD  
"R Flowers" <rflowers [at] Tinbowlinggreen.com> wrote
> Exactly! You gotta go for the life of sin, followed by a presto-change-o
> deathbed repentance.

That's a good angle. But not God's angle. Why not spend your life helping
people instead. Then you're also covered in case of sudden death.
Re: information on drug use [message #197500 ] Fr, 06 Januar 2006 11:23
Khlavkalashguy  
"JohnD" <johnDELETETHIS [at] johndanims.co.uk> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
news:VBmvf.92159$vl2.84204 [at] fe2.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
> "R Flowers" <rflowers [at] Tinbowlinggreen.com> wrote
>> Exactly! You gotta go for the life of sin, followed by a presto-change-o
>> deathbed repentance.
>
> That's a good angle. But not God's angle. Why not spend your life helping
> people instead. Then you're also covered in case of sudden death.
>

"Full coverage? Hmmm..."
Re: information on drug use [message #197509 ] Fr, 06 Januar 2006 17:01
aaronhirshberg  
You should be giving this lecture to the following hypocrites:
The Dulles brothers, GHW Bush, GW Bush, Ronald Reagan, Jim Guckert, J.
Edgar Hoover, and so on. Oops, some of these guys are already dead.

Aaron Xpac3 Mvx3vm
Re: information on drug use [message #197512 ] Sa, 07 Januar 2006 17:14
R Flowers  
<aaronhirshberg [at] yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1136563292.741126.303660 [at] f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> You should be giving this lecture to the following hypocrites:
> The Dulles brothers, GHW Bush, GW Bush, Ronald Reagan, Jim Guckert, J.
> Edgar Hoover, and so on. Oops, some of these guys are already dead.
>
And John Kerry, Bill Clinton, John Edwards, Howard Dean, Robert Byrd, and so
many others.

None actually dead, but all dead on the inside.


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--R Flowers
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