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Joke [message #180426] Di, 13 Dezember 2005 21:56
Paul McKenna  
Darth Vader walks into a record shop and asks for a George Michael album -
the one with "I Want Your Sex" on it. The assistant says that it is only
available by ordering it. Vader replies, "I find your lack of 'Faith'
disturbing".
Re: Joke [message #180427 ] Di, 13 Dezember 2005 22:11
relkins  
....Dude, that is so very wrong on so many levels.

Not that I didn't giggle at it, though.

drgrbek
"Paul McKenna" <retard [at] spunk.com> wrote in message
news:no2dnX4N390-qALeRVnyvA [at] pipex.net...
> Darth Vader walks into a record shop and asks for a George Michael album -
> the one with "I Want Your Sex" on it. The assistant says that it is only
> available by ordering it. Vader replies, "I find your lack of 'Faith'
> disturbing".
>
>
Re: Joke [message #180429 ] Di, 13 Dezember 2005 23:11
DR  
> Darth Vader walks into a record shop and asks for a George Michael album -
> the one with "I Want Your Sex" on it. The assistant says that it is only
> available by ordering it. Vader replies, "I find your lack of 'Faith'
> disturbing".
>
>

But he may have albums by Faith Hill. So he'd only be disturbed by the lack
of gay faith. And since it's Hayden, that makes more sense.
Re: Joke [message #180445 ] Mi, 14 Dezember 2005 02:54
atomic  
Paul McKenna wrote:

> Darth Vader walks into a record shop and asks for a George Michael album -
> the one with "I Want Your Sex" on it. The assistant says that it is only
> available by ordering it. Vader replies, "I find your lack of 'Faith'
> disturbing".


It may have worked better if the assistant says "That would be the
album 'Faith', but it is only available by ordering it."

You assume people know that it is the Faith album - personally I wasn't
sure.
Re: Joke [message #180463 ] Mi, 14 Dezember 2005 23:02
M  
atomic wrote:
> Paul McKenna wrote:
>
>> Darth Vader walks into a record shop and asks for a George Michael
>> album - the one with "I Want Your Sex" on it. The assistant says
>> that it is only available by ordering it. Vader replies, "I find
>> your lack of 'Faith' disturbing".
>
>
> It may have worked better if the assistant says "That would be the
> album 'Faith', but it is only available by ordering it."
>
> You assume people know that it is the Faith album - personally I
> wasn't sure.

I find that having to explain the slight subtleties of jokes really
belittles your audience...........
--
M

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